What did Jaden Smith mean by this?

>>83253858

>smash my skull in pls my dad is a faggot

>>83253903
>also I'm a faggot too

>>83253858
YA THINK YA HOT SHIT DONTCHA

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>dad is 6'3" and aesthetic
>he is a disgusting smallhead manlet

>>83253858
>that hairline
No wonder he's crazy

>>83253858
>ive never had a real father figure and im trying my best to get to manhood but Im easily distracted because I have limitless opportunity and also no discipline.

>>83254120
As someone who is 5'4" and suicidal, this image amuses me. Can I save it?

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rate my fangs

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>>83253858
He ghetto vampire cyber man.

>>83253858
>Hi, I'm Jaden Thmiph, nithe to meet you.

>>83253858
at least hes smiling now instead of frowning

>>83254163
TOO REAL

It's better to just imagine he's the braindamaged gay clone of his father.

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Siblings destined to fight to the death

>>83254165
It's a stock image. Why you gotta ask?

>>83253858
>DAMAGED

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>>83253858
jaden smith confirmed for new bond villain? the lovechild of jaws and an ebony vampire.

How Can Mirrors Be Real If My Teeth Aren't Real

>>83253858
grrrr :D

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>>83254284
>being this new

>>83254310
came here to write this

>>83254109
We podesta nao

>>83254272
Will Smith's kids are proof that you can't just just let your kids do whatever they want because they'll up being retards. He seems like the perfect dad. If he had just been a little more disciplined in raising his kids they could have great. instead they are complete psychos. SAD!

>>83253858
>I'M CRACK DRACULA, BITCH

>>83253858
>I'm still black I swear!!

>>83254272
what is her stando power?

>>83254165
No u cant

>>83254358
you mean like how you were disciplined right? because you grew up totally not in an autistic way hiding from social activity and posting on internet forums as a means to compensate for never communicating with people while watching TV shows late at night.

and one day you'll have a gun in your mouth realizing you can't play catchup with social norms. DOUBLE SAD!

>>83254208
thanks, but no fangs

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>>83253858
Who would have thought Will would be such a shit dad....

>>83253858
That boy is destined to live in his fathers shadow.

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>>83254120
The first son took all the tall genes, also just realize jayden isn't the kid from the two of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WamkRSDeD8

>>83254425
That was a pretty awful pun, to tell the tooth.

>>83254416
bracku mirror

I feel sorry for him. I'm so glad that facebook and twitter didnt exist when I was a teenager. All those stupid speudo intellectual meanings archived on the internet for ever.

>>83254537
I'm halfway through season one of Gotham. Please tell me Fish Odor is killed or otherwise kicked off the show soon. I can't stand her face.

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>>83254559
You Mean That You're Not Basking In His Guru Like Wisdom?

>>83254424
holy shit so much projection in one post. Is this your personal suicide note kevin?

>>83254537
Poor girl, she looks like her father in drag

>>83254537
that pic desperately needs face swapping

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>>83254541

>>83254632
>projecting
>meanwhile autists are saying this kid who has no limit on his decisions in life is in shambles

kek'd

>>83253858
Holy shit, we've summoned Candyman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8

>>83253858
Looks pretty metal

I approve!

>>83254621
Does he still make new ones?

>>83254537
>Trey moving in on his dad's wife
I'd do the same desu. Jada is fucking crazy but so very fuckable. Being igloo bros with your dad isn't incest.

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>>83253858
He means that he's smoking meth now. YEAH MR WHITE
B STANDS FOR BITCH

>>83253858
It's for the matrix reboot

>>83253858
#damaged

>>83254683
>meanwhile autists are saying this kid who has no limit on his decisions in life is in shambles

I never said his life is in shambles. I said he was a psycho. I doubt either of the kids will do anything in their lives other than ride the coattails of their father. whether it be meme roles in movies, or shitty music contracts. They will forever be wacko hippie no limits freaks because their parents never told them NO

>>83254537
that looks like only his daughter is actually from him. the other two look like they are from extra marital affairs.

>>83254284
Go back to tumbler you dumb bitch.

>>83254358
>He seems like the perfect dad.

He clearly fucking isn't.

>If he had just been a little more disciplined in raising his kids they could have great.

Pretty sure I heard he was weirdly controlling in their childhoods. He only started going hands-off in the teenage years, when all the damage was already done.

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>>83254416
Willow summons Jaden in his White Batman form and Jaden summons Willow in her Shaman form.

Their stand is called Just The Two Of Us

>>83254999
I meant in my head that he seems like he could have been the perfect dad

>>83254925
The New Fresh Prince of Bel-Air starring Jaden Smith when??

>>83254250
Or padre

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>>83254424

>>83253903
>>83254050
This sounds about right.

>>83255188
Carlton is now the same age as Uncle Phil was when the show started... Will is three years older

>>83254537
It's Jada Pinkett's manlet genes that supressed Will's height genes. Never breed with a womanlet

>>83254294
>MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>83253858
Isn't he like 18? How is it possible to have that hairline at that age?

>>83253858
Ayy lmao

>>83254517
You do know his wife is bat shit crazy right?

>>83256189
Dreads ruin hairlines

Why do blacks have such bad hairlines? I'm being serious here and I've only noticed this recently but on average their hairline always seems way further back than other races.

>>83256189
knew a guy who was receded back to his ears by 16.
Poor bastard.

>>83256446
More testosterone. Why do you think white women flock to them?

>>83256747
>cuck fetish posting
Fucking kill yourself

>>83254208
bite me daddy :3

>>83256446
Their hairline are naturally fucked and aren't lines so they get them shaved/trimmed. Everytime a black man goes to the barber he has to get his hairline did

>>83256829
All I did was answer his question honestly stop being a mad whiteboi

>>83254358
quote right of the msn comments section

>>83256747
>>83256927
Testosterone and Hair loss aren't linked, m8.
That's a myth based on the fact that smart baldies realised nobody cares if you're bald so long as you're /fit/

>>83257200
That's provably wrong. A lot of guys start getting /fit/ around 20 when male pattern baldness typically starts creeping in, so there's a lot of people seeing correlation as causation. The truth is exercise shows no link with baldness in studies despite the change in testosterone, because it's the wrong type. Dihydrotestosterone is a specific product of testosterone and is the primary cause of pattern baldness. Generally, everything associated with male physique is because of testosterone, and everything female is oestrogen. That's why just taking hormone blockers and supplements and swapping from one to the other can make you look like a boy or a grill. Biology's pleasingly simple like that sometimes. I can grab some sources if you're interested and won't bully me for it, but the abstract of this paper goes over it in brief with attributions out the wazooo: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK278957/

>>83257731
Guess I was misinformed; thanks anon.

>>83254272
She should have done Ghost in the Shell

>>83254344
>>83254977
>doesn't know the joke extends past "can i save it nao? xD"

>>83254250
Close.

He's in the new Matrix movie.

Never trust a man who grooms his eyebrows.

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>>83254120
you should see the kids he hangs out with

This is what happens when you don't have people in your life that make fun of you. Positivity and encouragement at all times is unhealthy.

>>83254416
Real Eyes

>>83257995
Don't ever post some dumb shit again faggot

>>83253858
MOM'S

>>83253858
I've never understood the grill thing. They always looks absurd/disgusting. It ruins any smile. Probably dangerous as fuck if you're in an accident or get struck in the face by something.

Grills are like a low-IQ litmus test. Show me a PhD who wears a grill.

>>83254310

>Grills are made of metal and are generally removable. They began to be worn by hip hop artists in New York City in the early 1980s

>Jaws first appeared in the 1977 film The Spy Who Loved Me as a henchman to the villain, Karl Stromberg.

BLACK PEOPLE BTFO

>>83254272
I'm predicting now that both of these turds are going to change their genders sometime in the next 10 years.

>>83254272
She doesn't look too bad, pretty cyberpunk, which is cool.

At least she doesn't look downright retarded like Jaden.

>>83258440
No. in fact, I'll do it right now
You're a heterosexual.

>>83253858
When did Jaden become Afrikaans?

>>83256927
*SMACKS LIPS* *SMACKS LIPS* *SMACKS LIPS*

>>83254272

You know she would let you cum in her asshole

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Which super hero should she play?

>>83253858

Hey JP, what do clothes cost in the matrix?

>>83254358
Jayden and Willow are 18 and 16 respectively. Imagine being a teenager with that much wealth. Maybe ease up until they get a bit older and see how they turn out as actual adults.

>>83258801
She does look downright retarded though.

>>83254424
DELET THIS

>>83254925
Honest question here. Why would you expect them to not go into the entertainment industry when it's what they were raised in their whole lives?

>>83254707
How is this funny? Is having autism a prerequisite to laughing at this?

>>83254165
it's all yours my friend

>>83254416
Oingo & Boingo powers obviously

>>83254272
>inb4 matrix reboot in which the smith siblings go head to head, filled with pseudo-deep quips

>>83259420
having wealthy parents means you have to let your son dress up in skirts and get grills? you're an idiot

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>ctrl+f blackula
>No results
You had one fucking job

>>83254358
they're free. they don't need to be traditionally smart because they had it made from birth. as long as they don't end up as addicts or suicidal, they're fine. they seem pretty happy

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Its not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me.

>>83259347
「J E R E M Y」

>>83259746
Is that what your mom tells you?

>>83254272
Even her tits look sad.

>>83259820
nope, my mother raised me to prepare me for the world I live in. I think it's safe to say the smiths don't live in that world

>>83259831
In general darkies have pancake tits. It's why they're so obsessed with ass.

>>83254109
Underrated post

>>83259677

>pseudo-deep quips

Sir, I have no conception of what that entails, whatsoever.

>>83254537
Their oldest son is decent looking.
Jaden and Willow are abominations.

>>83253858
JOKES ON YOU BATMAN!

>>83255004
looks like a chimp

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>>83253858
>18
>already has a receding hairline

>>83260286
Most Trees Are Blue

>>83259879
Correct answer. They live in an insulated bubble that none of us can imagine.

>>83259722
Just pointing out that they don't live in the normal world that we do.

>>83254358
>kids are compete psychos
I don't understand why this is a meme. They wear haute couture and tweet platitudes. They are no different than a hundred other megarich Hollywood kids.
>le fresh prince born and raised man o the people, he must be so dissapointed in his kids!
He's their father and has been making 8 figures per movie since before they were born. Don't try to put it all on Jada either, if his kids are retarded he's the first to blame.

>>83260560
Couldn't agree more. Will Smith has been very rich for a very long time. He's been rich a lot longer than he's been poor.

>>83254165
David pls

>>83259347
What is with that jawline?

>>83259347
Who brought the leather daddy back there

>>83258481
This. It makes you look like some diseased meth hobo.

>>83260560
No man, they are different. Will is a scientologist, and apparently they have some batshit insane ideas about parenting.

>>83259347
She's kinda cute actually

Pure kino.

>>83253858
The edgy early 2000s vampire look is popular

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>>83254537
my gf is 4'11 im 6'3 can my kids come out short?

>>83262025
>4'11
Enjoy throwing away your superior genes to a midget

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>>83262421
>superior genes to a midget
TOP KEK im mexican ameircan lol my gf is a white girl with hazel eyes. Only "superior" thing about me is my height, hair, facial hair and im /fit/ oh my penis 6.8 inches( thats a good size right bros?)

>>83259347
As a cybergoth, Willow Smith is my new fashion role model.

>>83253858

Name one good looking celebrity who had a equal or better looking offspring. Seems the gene pool just gets worse after every creature.

>>83262924
Clint Eastwood

>>83262924
Steve Tyler

>>83254537
Holy shit his oldest son actually looks Normal

>>83254272
Aesthetic

>>83259347
Black Canary

>>83259347
Or Static Shock

>>83262924
Sylvester Stalone

>>83264030
/r/ Static Shock movie plz
While we're at it, is a good Batman Beyond movie possible? When will capeshit start aiming for the 1999 Kids WB market?

>>83254618
You're in for a ride. She gets killed off and then brought back to life. It's shit.

>>83262551
If you have kids with her they'll be nonwhite midgets
Save your offspring the hassle and mate with a normal sized girl

>I'm crackula, I vant to smoke your crack!

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>tfw you'll never be as cut as Jaden Smith

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What did he mean by this?

>>83264551


Yeah, I'll never have wealthy parents who can pay for my personal trainer and dietitian.

Jaden Smith anime when?

>>83264551
>Dat nipple placement

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>>83254208

>>83264551
lmao that fuggen gyno

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Couldn't help it

>>83264937
He's already JUST enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X69NaSUdzzA

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>>83253858
>Homeschooled
>Scientologist
>Dad is never around
>Sister possesses a psychic emanation of her soul that only she can see
>Teeth replaced by precious earth metals
>Head looks like the tip of a Bobo doll and is equally as punchable
>Step brother so ashamed of family he has distanced himself from it
>Whored out by father for Daddy/Son movie deals and free appearances on talk shows
>Wealthy
>BLACK

Yet you ask how did it all go so wrong?

>>83256446
>>83256865
>blacks
>fucked up hairline
you actually got me to reply.

why do whites have a hateboner for this dude

he's woke you motherfuckers, back the fuck off??

>>83254272
This is pretty /fa/ desu.

>>83264594
>he thinks this is a body that works out and diets
Ask me how I know you're dyel

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>>83265419
>Why do whites have a hateboner for a successful Person of Colour

>how you want your look senpai

>you ever seen moonraker?

>brown hair on brown skin
looks like shit

>>83264551
>tfw Jaden Smith could most likely beat the shit out of you

>>83262924

>Goldie Hawn (Kate Hudson)
>Susan Sarandon (Eva amurri)
>Johnny Depp (Lily Rose Depp)
>Lisa Marie Presley (Riley keough)
>Clint Eastwood (Alison and Francesca Eastwood...and Scott)
>Phil Collins (Lily Collins)
>Courtney Love (Frances Bean Cobain)
>Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet (Zoe Kravitz)
>Jon Voigt (Angelina Jolie)
>Peggy Lipton (Rashida Jones)
..to name a few

Don't ever post here again you shit brained imbecile.

>>83258185
did you google search "Sam Harris young" to find that

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>>83266648

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>>83264551
>>83264646
those things are honestly uncanny
are they stickers?

>>83266720
>Lily Rose Depp
>Lily Collins
>omitting best Lily
You need to not post desu

>>83254537
Just gas them all.

>>83254272
Where is she going dressed like that? To fight crime?

>>83253858

"They" are pushing a cannibalism thing. Eating people is 'cool'. See spirit cooking, see that new show with Drew Barrymore.

https://youtu.be/az84I1VUg-o

>>83262421
>>83262551
This is just a genetic disaster on all counts.

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>>83254208
>tfw no fang gf to bite me until i squeal

>>83257731
Baldness comes from excessive dihydrotestosterone, which is not the tesosterone that makes you alpha as fuark.
>>83257995
Cuckold

>>83264551
lmao do u even lift bro

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>>83253858

is he malkavian?

>>83256240

she's also really ugly

>>83254537
>I knew I loved Jews more than life itself
What did Will Smith mean by this?

>>83256446
Lol what? Black people have god tier hairlines

>>83253858
>not wrinkling his forehead

What kind of shit is this?

>>83260296

The oldest son is from a previous marriage hence his lack of crazy.

>>83267147

I've been willing to try human flesh since I learned about the concept of cannibalism since I was kid. I have always been curious as to the taste and experience.

>>83254537
>the two of us
oh you

>>83262551
my dad is also tall and my mom a midget. both my brother and me are just as tall as my dad

>>83253858
Will and Jada both seem to be pretty on the ball. How the hell did they spawn a son who is so obviously, literally retarded?

>>83259347
her hair looks like hangover shits through a meatgrinder

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>>83253858

>>83268545
DAD'S GOING TO FREAK