/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

Hahaha LYNCHED amrite guys XD

so do Sam and Tracy have autism or are they just bad actors?

>>83253142
He got us all real good this time.

>>83253144

I didn't find Tracey's acting bad at all, it seemed rife with sexual tension. If you weren't a sperg you'd know girls can be like that when they want the D.

The guy was odd though, I assume written that way.

>>83253144
Lynch loves wooden acting.

>>83253142
GARMONBOZINGA!!!

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NON-EXIST-ENT!

>>83253219
> When /pol/ is asked about there being more than two genders

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>>83253142
What is it with /tpg/ fetishizing the "normie" and their supposed anger/disappointment at the series?

Do you have such a huge inferiority complex that you can only feel happy if you pretend to be better than other people for enjoying a TV show?

That by the way, buy enlarge are also enjoying it as well?

>>83253190
she seemed more interested in the box than the boy

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BOBBY, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU DID?

YOU KILLED MIKE!

>>83253142
It's not like twin peaks was the only thing that kept me going in the last two years. ;_;

>>83253219
REEEEEEEEE

>>83253219
>when /pol/ is asked if there is white priviledge

Theory's I have.

The thing in the glass box is the doppleganger of the statue in the Black Lodge.

Spooky disappearing man in the jail cell was a Black Lodge being feeding off of the principal. He left because he knew he could make no headway since the principal is in jail.

The woman that Cole thinks should see Coop is definitely Dianne.

Albert knows more than Cole.

Laura ascended and went somewhere else. She literally floated away and then we saw a white horse. She's left the black lodge.

There was more but I'm tired and I've forgotten

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I really hope Dern's character is introduced next episode, whether it's Diane or someone else.

>>83253254
the green screen in the carsick scene looks fine, it does it's job, what the fuck are you guys talking about

>>83253096
effects fags, it's intentional.

BUF who did effects for Fight Club, the Matrix sequels, Avatar, Thor 1, the upcoming Blade Runner and hundreds of commercials and music videos is doing the effects for twin peaks.

they are trying to match Lynch's 90s-00s short films and commercials lo-fi aesthetic, all the way back to his handmade Eraserhead.

you are all fucking morons who can't wrap your head around that.

>>83253301
>The thing in the glass box is the doppleganger of the statue in the Black Lodge.
this is the only wrong one

>>83253257
I lost that impression when they started kissing.

>>83253144
sam has autism and tracey is a yrev very bad girl.

>>83253254
>buy enlarge

>>83253263
Is this scene explained in the missing pieces or am I a dumbo for not understanding it in FWWM? I thought the point of that scene was to just show how dark and crazed Laura could get.

>>83253096
In the beginning of FWWM the two fbi agents aren't real. They are a dream that coop is having, when desmond reaches for the ring and he disappears, Coop goes to talk to Cole about a dream he has had.

>>83253263
How many fucking characters are there named Mike?

THERE THEY ARE ALBERT

>>83253379
his name was Cliff, he was a police officer in an earlier scene in FWWM

>>83253315
Why make actors remember their lines, they can read it from a piece of paper. Why use cameras at all? Can't we stream the series on the radio instead?

>>83253307
If Diane is introduced as a real character the ejaculate of fans will be flooding the streets.

>>83253415

see

>>83253323

>>83253263

She was such an amazing actress in FWWM. The only other film I've seen her in was some horse shit vampire movie with Alec or Stephen Baldwin

>>83253365
The scene works in the theatrical cut, though there was a cut plot thread about the cocaine they got was actually baby laxative which leads to a better scene of Laura at Bobby's house. It's not about Laura being dark and crazed, it's just her being drunk and high as fuck and getting Bobby into things way over his head while not really caring.

>>83253323
Holy shit, so it's confirmed next level then

>>83253301
Seeing as Doppelganger's are more of a thing than ever since this reintroduction, I bet Laura Palmer will have some sort of Doppelganger walking around in the real world. That in turn could further tie in to "see you in 25 years"

That's my main theory

>>83253455
The one where she fucks a guy and dominates him is kino.

>>83253488
that was Maddie

>>83253254
that emma shop doesn't look realistic, I can't enjoy that meme now

>>83253219
Hey thats kinda good

>>83253504
Another other doppelganger.

Doppelgangers everywhere brah.

>>83253415
are you this autistic about studio sets as well?

>>83253513
no it's not, it looks like a fucking cartoon frog, not realistic at all

>>83253465
Well I meant dark in the sense that she was becoming nihilistic and destructive.

Lynch knows pretentious faggots will defend anything so he doesn't even bother anymore lmao.

>>83253323
Here is a wild unthinkable suggestion? Why not use practical effects?

So what is Moira Kelly doing these days? (Good Donna)

who are some other directors who make dreamlike (or nightmarish) films? I'm thinking Altman, Jodorowsky, Weir at least.

>>83253415
>Why make actors remember their lines, they can read it from a piece of paper.
Lynch literally had The Cowboy's lines taped to Justin Theroux's face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNjX3tQMygk

Was Dougie a doppelganger created by Bob to avoid being taken back to the lodge?

>>83253572
Hahaaaa Lynched!!!!

>>83253483
The guy who runs BUF or used to run BUF is/was close friends with Michel Gondry ( i don't follow what Michel or BUF do anymore so I'm not aware if its the same guy or not), and does all the effects for his movies.

Michel Gondry's whole current style is everything has to look cheap or handmade visually.

So it's 100% meant to look cheap.

>>83253622
probably

>>83253622
dougie is coop from another universe

>>83253585
Moira is underrated

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>>83253588
If you haven't you should watch Persona (Bergman) and The Trial (Wells). Also probably some French surrealism from the 20s. Some of Cronenberg's movies are like this too.

>>83253622
Yeeessss. Maybe. Probably.

My biggest gripe with the new season so far is horrible and needless CGI effects. There's no excuse for
>Laura flying off while screaming in first episode
>The whole Dougie transforming into a golden ball sequence
>pic related

And there's probably a few more I'm forgetting. What were they thinking?

>>83253684
>Not having seen Persona

Top kek.

>>83253622
He is the doppelganger of a doppelganger. How does Lynch do it, guys?

>>83253323
>BUF who did effects for...

Explain to me why this matters at all? They still have to work with a budget right? You don't just hire them and they put out the same quality work they did on other films.

That said, I do think there's something intentional to it, either that or the budget allocation is just such that they put more effort into what Lynch considers important and less for other stuff.

For example Laura taking her face off was a great visual effect, whereas the smoke coming out of Dougie's head was less so.

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>>83253722
Pic wasn't uploaded for some reason.

>>83253684
Yeah, I like Persona but I need to see it again. It's been awhile. Somehow I've never seen The Trial despite being a big fan of the novel, but I can see that being a great recommendation if it's at all true to the source.

>>83253578
Because I bet BUF is doing the show for free or nearly free. David Lynch is a cinema god in France. At least half of his stuff is produced by French producers because they love him so much.

Since BUF is close to Michel Gondry, they are really into surrealism and arthouse directors to begin with.

>>83253722
>pic related

You are as good as Lynch at using computers.

>>83253578
Why should they?

>>83253781
This scene is especially lazy since it can't be defended by "It's meant to be dream-like".

>>83253684
Hour of the Wolf is the most "nightmare"ish of his

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>>83253219
BECOME AS GOD

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>>83253096

See you in 8 days
Meanwhile....

>>83253781
That's Lynch paying homage to Hitchcock's use of rear projection.

>>83253827
I think that's just the other actor dying of cancer, so greenscreen probably worked better for him.

>>83253848
/tv/ needs sound support for webms so I can spam Laura Dern running at the camera in Inland Empire.

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>>83253263

>>83253822
Because Lynch first loved digital, then he fucking hated it for a while. Looks like he didn't learn anything.

>>83253781
holy shit Albert is not wearing his seat belt

series ruined for me

>>83253376
Yeah, that's why in Missing Pieces Sam talks to Coop about his mission with Desmond.

>>83253880
Is James going to cuck king cuck Bobby again?

>>83253885
Oh, no. He could get killed if the green screen gets into an accident!

>>83253379

he wasn't even called Mike, Bobby even says in the scene

>it's not Mike Laura shut the fuck up and help bury him

i think it's just to show Laura losing her marbles

>>83253780
The point is that they're talented. It wouldn't cost anything to make the gold ball scene look better to some degree, but they didn't even though they could.

>>83253263
Why are there so many Mikes in Twin Peaks? Why does David Lynch love that name so much?

>>83253263

Bobby..... I found a lil' pinecone.....

>>83253780
seriously. shut the fuck up. If you don't think an effects company that is working for fucking David Lynch would try their best to reach his vision the best they could, no matter the budget, you are a fucking moron.

it'd be like an effects company doing a half assed job for Kubrick.

google David Lynch's paintings and tell me what you think of the aesthetic of them, do you think it looks realistic in any way or does it look like a 4 year old could make it, if it's the latter, then you've just released YOU'VE BEEN LYNCHED!

>>83253913
Key word missing pieces.

>>83253879
I always have to turn the sound down at that part and at the part with the lamp flickering when I watch the movie. Even at a low volume though the lamp flickering still makes me shiver.

>>83253780
I'm 100% convinced it is intentional, not decided if I still like it. I loved the gray spirit because it felt so otherwordly, it wasn't some Marvel cinematic universe, I just learned blender, volumetric smoke particle monster.

Also one could argue that the "offness" of certain effects make them seem less tangible and real in how the spirit world would seem to humans. Would a ghost in the real world be a fully shaped entity with depth and magical wispy particles swooshing around or just a flat thing that would stick out like a sore thumb from the mortal world.

>>83253939
Oh no, then I wouldn't feel like I was dreaming! Seriously though, does any scene even feel like a dream anymore ?

>>83253949
BOBBY, I FOUND SOME DIRT!

>>83253588

the dream sequences in the Sopranos capture the surreality and dream logic really well, but they only happen a couple times per season

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Twin pedes! We love Trump and we love BASED David Lynch! MAGA!

This show is awful and you know it

>>83254021
uh-oh

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>>83253263
>"Do you love me, Laura?"
>...
>"Bobby...Watch!"
>Laura dances

>>83254021

Daily reminder all the inhabitants of Twin Peaks would unquestioningly vote for Trump except for James who would vote Bernie.

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>>83254021
>>83254047

>>83253588
Jan svenkmajer

>>83254047
nuh uh

>>83254047
>I don't like what you like, but only my opinion counts!

Sure thing buddy.

>>83254067
Most of them wouldn't vote at all I imagine.

Am I the only one who have a hard time watching crying scenes without actual tears?

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>>83254021

>>83254067
Twin Peaks seems more like a Gary Johnson type of town...

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that's okay, Mr. Lynch, I didn't need to sleep again anyway

>>83254067
Makes sense cause Twin Peaks is home to the rural and suburban retards, city people all voted for Hilldawg

>>83254207
obvious Jeb! town

>>83253588
Brazil.

>>83254067
But Mayor Dwayne Milford was a democrat.

>>83253323
Of course it's intentional, doesn't mean it's the right choice.

>>83253961
>always [..] when I watch the movie
You're able to sit through it more than once?

>>83254222
>tfw that's ronette pulaski

What does it mean

>>83253588
Tarkovsky

>>83254222
Was she supposed to be Josie or am I being racist?

what other lynch films should i watch bros?

ive seen mullholland drive, what others are important?

>>83254296
Reddits

>>83254285
More like Tarkhacksky amirite

>>83254279
I've seen it 6 times. I love it.

>>83254296
The Elephant Man

>>83254296

Lost highway and blue velvet.

>>83254281
No, Ronette is the one after her without the fucked up eyes.

>>83254331
Karl Pilkington favourite film kek

>>83254281
Except it isn't dumbass. She is the other women.

>>83254296
He doesn't have that many movies. Just start watching one a day and you could watch the rest before the next episode airs.

>>83254331
>>83254334
these, definitely

>cooper has that first dream in the red room, named because of the red drapes for the most part
>in the consequent episodes he extensively uses "red drapes" as a clue to narrow down on jacques
>jacques' cabin has red drapes

but they are different red drapes? am i being autistic right now? if jacques had green drapes hanging in his cabin, would the first dream take place in "green room"? or is it a coincidence, the stars align and cooper heads in the right direction?

>>83254296
Kys you fucking pleb.

>>83253563
It's intentional you fucking normie retard.

>World Peace references
WTF Lynch?

>>83253589
he did recraft a TV pilot into a movie

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Don't mind me posting the most kino scene yet

>>83254021
Hey faggot.

We've been waiting 25 years for some top grade Lynch kino.

You mind keeping your shallow political trash out of everything, or is that too hard for you?

Unironically kill yourself.

>>83254430
ARE YOU THE MAN?

>Jade mentions Dougie having a stroke
>find out three days later that my grandpa is having strokes due to complications with a recently installed pacemaker
Am I getting Lynched in real life?

>>83254418
Why did Cooper kill David Duke?

>>83254379
The stars align is the correct answer. In TP it's insinuated that very little is coincidence and things do not need to happen linearly.

>>83253588
Herzog

Watch Even Dwarfs Started Small and Stroszek.

>>83254454
Go to your grandpa, give him a coin and then scream "HEEEEEELLLOOOOOOOO" at the top of your lungs.

>>83254530
more like Hackzog

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>>83254296
Inland Empire, Lost Highway, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Lost Highway, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Wild at Heart, Dune, The Elephant Man

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>>83253978
I haven't decided if I like some of that stuff either, it's oddly unrelatable. If you watch Eraserhead, you know what you're getting into and the practical effects while aged look great for what they are and their purpose. It's an established aesthetic.

CG within the mainstream has never really tried to be anything other than as realistic as possible, so when something like pic related comes around, it's really hard to know what to make of it. It looks jarring, it's a weird aesthetic that you haven't really seen anywhere, especially not in something shot with such crisp and clear cameras.

Clearly they could do better, there's so many other options to how to make this scene and how to play it out, but the movement of the brain-matter-flesh-blob thing after it rots intentionally moves about in an off-putting and irregular manner. I mean I just can't accept that it wouldn't be intentional, because anybody on that team at no additional cost whatsoever could have animated that in less "abrasive" style.

It's just hard to know what to make of it so far. Might be ahead of its time, might just be something that looks bad and doesn't contribute anything to the overall aesthetic. I don't know how I feel yet, but I think we're in for a lot more of this type of stuff in upcoming episodes.

>>83254573
In that order?

>>83254451
that's what I thought he was saying too lol
with Lynch you never know

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>>83254417
he could at least try and make the frog look more realistic

>>83254596
Chronologically you retard.

>>83254573
>Dune

lol

Why was Cooper so against Laura taking the ring in FWWM? Yes, taking it would've killed her, but if she hadn't she would've gotten possessed by Bob which is a fate worse than death. Was he a secret asshole or something?

Guys did Laura whisper "Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people" in Coops ear? That's what my subtitles said.

>>83254579
The only reason you haven't decided is cause you're in love with Lynch, any other show would've gotten brutalised and laughed at

>>83254430
AYUDAMAN!

>>83254637
maybe he still wasn't sure what it did? other than that i dont know, it definitely seemed to be the least bad of two options

>>83254579
I feel the same. But it would be insane to think BUF and Lynch isn't fully aware of how it looks. Maybe they push this aesthetic in the show later on to something purposeful.

>>83254634
>he doesn't get Dune
Pleb filter desu

>>83254596
watch them anyway you want anon
>>83254634
Dune has some great moments sure its not the best movie but its still worth watching

>>83254637
>>83254675
Do we even know for a fact what the ring does?

>>83254637
Don't you remember the Black Lodge scene with the Dwarf and Bob where he goes "With this ring I wed thee"?

The ring clearly symbolizes a union with the spirit.

>>83254637
He didn't fully understand the whole mythology I believe, all he knew was that Theresa Banks probably wore the ring (did he know that?).

>>83253253
>believing their is more than two genders
i think you came here by mistake

>>83254379
Red Room is red because it is based on the environment where Laura+Ronette+Leo+Jacques happened. Same reason why the spirits in the waiting room are "from a place where there is always music in the air", "my arms bend back", "birds sing a pretty song" etc.

You can't think like "What would the MFAP say if it was Donna murdered instead of Laura?" because then literally everything supernatural about the TP universe would be different. You can't draw out set formulas in this case.

>>83254709
I guess Lynch is a pleb then

>>83254669
It's AYÚDEME

>>83254750
Relax Göring, it's only a funny

>>83254579
It's only hard to know what to make of it if you're a hardcore Lynch fan who's afraid of criticizing any decision he makes.

Anyone else think Lynch's acting has improvement a lot over the years? I'm loving Cole in this.

>>83254754
This. It's kind of like how BOB was described my Leland Palmer as a neighbor who molested him and made him grow up to be a monster while simultaneously being a literal evil spirit from another dimension.

>>83254811
>improvement a lot

Aw knackas...

>>83254726
i don't think so

or at least not all of the things it does, it does seem to offer some form of protection, but it isn't wholly a clear at what cost

>>83254811
If the intention is playing a senile old fuck, he's nailing it

>>83254637
>be someone who has already spent an indeterminate amount of time in a world inhabited by dark entities
>they're offering an ominous looking ring to someone who you know will be killed violently and whose spirit is still lingering around the world, possibly trapped

It makes sense why he wouldn't trust that thing. It saved Laura's soul, but probably only temporarily.

>>83254579
it looks amazing

>>83253588
Cronenberg

>>83253455
That movie was good you pleb

>>83254811
I think so, the sad look he had on his face when talking to evil Coop was actually really good.

>>83253781

Why the fuck is his voice so deep now.

>>83254430

I love how completely fucking confused Jeffries is in that scene, he has absolutely no idea what's going on and just screams in futility, exhaustion and terror.

Just finished reading the Cooper autobiography and I'm a little confused about what it means for the rest of the series. Was the man in Cooper's dreams as a kid BOB? Why would he be getting visions of him when he has no association with Twin Peaks initially?

>>83254811
it's definitely better, although he also seems to be going for a different approach with less of the shouting

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what is casting that shadow that's floating in the background?

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First time watching, wtf is this...

This scene has to be infamous, I guarantee it.

>>83254933
precognition?

>>83254913
Albert? Well age and the fact that Miguel Ferrer had throat cancer I would assume.

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>My shadowy is always with me
>Sometimes ahead
>Sometimes behind
>Sometimes to the left
>Sometimes to the right
>Except on cloud days
>or at night
Pure poetry.

>>83254971
welcome to season 2

>>83254668
Well... yes. I'm familiar with Lynch so I understand his sensibilities and intentions. If I just watched some show and had no context for it whatsoever and it looked bad, I wouldn't give it a 2nd thought.

Are you saying intellectualizing the process is dumb? I'm not arguing with you that it looks "good", I'm arguing for just how intentional the aesthetic is and whether or not it ends up contributing to the show.

If a less artistic show had CG that looked like this, of course I would laugh at it, because it wouldn't be intentional, it would just be their complete failure at creating something believable with computer graphics, but this could be less abrasive and intentionally chooses not to, surely that means something.

>>83254978
too much cunnilingus?

>>83254971
oh yes, every scene with James is hate/loved by the fanbase.

I mean James scenes suck but you can't take them out, just laugh at them.

>>83254971
Keep on watching, it's gonna be awesome.

>>83254355
it's Kes now

>>83254933
The Black Lodge/Waiting Room is outside of the normal progression of time. So Cooper is trapped in it at some point and it's not out of the question that this could have affected him earlier before any of this happened. Just like Jeffries knew that Cooper would be possessed/replaced by a doppleganger in FWWM.

>>83253142
F R O S T E D
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Posting the best scene in S2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3sZI8k20D0

>>83253589
Imagine if michael gira had played the cowboy.

He was born for the role.

>>83253455
Oh yeah she was in John Carpenter's vampires. She was a cokewhore in that too. To bad she got typcast as cokewhore.

>>83255049
>Coop will never hold you in his arms and stroke your face

>>83255057
>moot
Who?

>>83255018

some forgotten VPS out there somewhere is still spamming this even though moot hasn't been in charge in years

i bet the guy who originally set the script up is dead

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SHITPOSTING GOING ON IN THIS THREAD, NOW SOME GUY IS SPAMMING SHIT ABOUT MOOT

>>83254971
You don't get Twin Peaks.

>>83253455
does anyone else think that vampires are very unrealistic? Why even make movies about them

>>83255021
James was always unironically cool

>>83253455
Oh yeah she was in John Carpenter's vampires. She was a cokewhore in that too.

>>83255092
Because they stopped with the insane asylums

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>>83255051

Michael Gira is the Lynch of music

>>83254933
I'm assuming it's because he has some degree of psychic ability like Sarah Palmer which would make him susceptible to being communicated to by the Lodge spirits.

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>>83255092
That shit gets spammed from time to time. Just report it and hide it.

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>>83255049

>>83255051
Swans suck though

>>83253307
I bet Diane is the person Cole references at the end of episode 4.

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I really hope we get more "the room above the convenience store" scenes. It was my favourite scene from the movie. Plus the whole idea of otherwordly evil spirits gathering in an odd looking cramped room seems very Lynchian

>>83255137
I never found that scene so frightening as some people seem to do. In fact Bob wasn't that scary to me. Gray shadow mom though? Holy fuck...

>>83255144

Fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaJDU2Suwqk#t=50s

>>83255049
That episode would've been the cut-off point for me, if not for the final episode and FWWM. Fuck, it was brilliant.

>>83255073
>BOB Cooper will never force himself on you and violently rape you
>conversely, you will never molest Mr. Jackpots because he's forgotten what sex is and how it works leaving him incredibly sensitive and unable to do anything but grunt and moan like a retard until he comes with a HELLOOOOOOOO

Kill me now please

>>83255163

I hope we only get a taste of them, explaining it would ruin it. That scene has been inexplicable to me for so many years and the fact that it makes no sense at all is what's great about it

>>83255163
>no Frank Silva
>no M J Anderson

Just wouldn't work

>>83255021
James has always been cool. Real Peaks fans appreciate him.

>>83255186
New Swans suck even more, at least the No Wave stuff was tolerable

>>83254534
this

>>83255163

You need a high midichlorian count to enter it.

episode 5 when?

it's
yrev
very
good
to
see
you

>>83255224
We've had enough of them. I'd like some new spirits

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Punished Cooper never.

>>83255260
2 weeks

so the box in the room was set up by the Doppelganger right?
He was probably getting money through the Casino owner and it was probably designed so that when Coop got out of the Lodge he would be in Mr Jackpots' body instead of his own

>>83255095
This takes the parody aspect too far dude

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My first time making a webm.

Hopefully i did it right

>>83255302
We are getting punished Bobby: A man cucked by James twice.

>>83255342
And cucked by Gordon

What's the best Bowie album?
I'm listening to Station To Station and it sucks ass

>>83254067
Ben Horn definitely voted Trump.

>>83255231
I meant hatelove as in I know it's terribe but I still love it

the red room is between the black lodge and the white lodge? its just a waiting room?

>>83255322
you did good. you understand human nature perfectly

>>83255378
Hunky Dory

>>83255322
what screen capture program do you use

>>83255313
This is truly a pathetic sight to behold, is this really how you wanna spend your time?

>>83255381
NuBen definitely voted Hillary

>>83255012
>surely that means something
It doesn't. He is just putting as little effort into the effects as he can because truly good effects work requires you to be planning right from before the camera starts rolling. Lynch (at least since IE) just prefers to do everything in the editing room. He's no doubt also discovered that paying bottom dollar for every effects shot also makes the studio less likely to be adverse to wild concepts that would be difficult to realize under a more stringent work ethic.

It means you can put whatever is in your head directly on screen but like the Lucas' prequels that's not always a good thing.

>>83255378
i honestly think outside is my favourite

>>83255410
This is the correct answer.

>>83254637
He was being selfish. He knew the ring meant a death sentence. If she never puts on the ring, Bob possesses her and she never dies, thus Cooper never goes to Twin Peaks and never ends up trapped in the Lodge.

>>83255378

Ziggy Stardust and Aladdin Sane are both fucking quality, get them both right now

the title track for Station to Station is good, that's about it

>>83255417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzMKzjNnKk

I followed this vid but instead of downloading a TY vid i used my torrent of the premier

>>83255450
New season has had a full script for years. It's nothing like how IE was made.

>>83255322
so is this spirit working in conjunction with BobCoop? is he a spirit from a place that's different than the Lodge?

>>83254966
Saturn

>>83255322
>Q: One of the images of evil I’m speaking about was the man in the jail cell who seemed caked in mud or burnt to a crisp and contorted in agony. He seemed to be attending the misery of accused murderer Bill. We saw him turn to vapor and his head floated away. Was there a specific inspiration for that?
>A: That’s an example of what I’m talking about. An image came; it was all about translating. And by the way, about that guy, you just keep watching.

he'll be back

>>83255447
I don't think he ever voted.

>>83255447
>despicable confederate Ben votes Trump
>new reformed Ben votes Hilldawg

Like poetry

Is that mother's hat?

>>83254534
Kek

>>83255473
>the only genuinely pure character on the show
>being selfish, let alone selfish enough to want to damn a person to a hellish possessed existence to save himself

Yeah, no.

>>83255450
> Trust me guys I've been around the block I know how the sausage is made.

>bobby is a cop now which we all know he'll fuck up or provide some hilarity
>shelly is a turbo milf still hanging out at the bang bang
>a single fucking scene of ben and jerry
>andy and lucy still got it
>robert motherfucking forster is new sheriff and harry's brother
>albert looks so tired he's only 20% sarcastic instead of his usual 350%
>no audrey, big ed, norma, diner, hardly anything in town at all yet what the fuck lynch
>doc jacoby making "gold" shovels

can hellllooooooooo hurry the fuck up and be normal again so we can finally start the show

>>83254966
It was pretty cool how they did a semi-recreation of this scene in episode 2.

>>83255541
Norma is still hot, sorcery

>>83255450
>He is just putting as little effort into the effects as he can

But in the case of the Dougie scene, this isn't true. Like I said, at no additional cost, effort or anything could that scene have played in a more naturalistic looking way, but it doesn't. Why is that?

>>83255564
She had some black seed

>>83255541
>albert looks so tired he's only 20% sarcastic instead of his usual 350%

I think he can be forgiven seeing as how the actor was fucking dying.

>>83255577
Obviously because Lynch is a hack fraud, I know this because I've trained extensively with my pirated copies of After Effects and Maya

>>83255144
I dont think you really have the right to say swans suck without having listened to the majority of thier discography.

They dont have a defined 'sound' like other bands and shift thier members/sonic aesthetic so frequently that they have SOME material that almost anyone in to music will appreciate.

Two examples of thier shifting sound:

https://youtu.be/MxquFP3DddY
https://youtu.be/EgD0w4nhsYs
https://youtu.be/o50nwZOcQnk

All amazing songs btw

>>83255596
true enough, it was heart wrenching watching log lady call hawk as well

>>83255589
All of Lynch's main women has that... really makes you think

>>83255564
>sorcery
it's surgery anon

>>83255642
Was just about to post this. It's really sad to see.

Name 1 (ONE) woman with black hair that gets treated with respect in any Lynch movie.

>>83255691
>caring about treating women well

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>>83255642
>>83255675
>I'm too weak to go with you.

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>>83254430
SANTA MARIA... Where de jew go???

>>83254726
It certainly stopped Bob from entering her.
She's probably bound to Mike in some way now. Depending on how long Mike keeps up his crusade, that could be a good thing.

Is Lynch the last remaining mainstream sanctioned womanizer?

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>>83255711

>>83255757
I always thought Mike was playing a long game whereas Bob just wanted to sow destruction and chaos NOW. I never really felt like Mike was altruistic.

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>>83255691

This fine piece of ass.

>>83255776

I would actually like to meet the person that made this jpg. Who makes this shit? It's fucking genius.

>>83255533
We know Cooper isn't genuinely pure. He fucked up big time in the past by falling in love with his partner's wife which ended up getting her killed. He also failed the coffee test in the waiting room in the final episode and was sentenced to the Black Lodge.

>Hawk: Cooper, you may be fearless in this world. But there are other worlds. Worlds beyond life and death. Worlds beyond scientific reality.
My people believe that the White Lodge is a place where the spirits that rule man and nature reside. There is also a legend of a place called the Black Lodge. The shadow self of the White Lodge. Legend says that every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection. There, you will meet your own shadow self. My people call it The Dweller on the Threshold.
But it is said that if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul.

>>83255711
Goodnight, Hawk...

>>83255163
I hope we get more of jumping man.

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HE'S GONNA GET YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRh2L7tJqcI

Who is your favorite /PolishWhorefu/ tpg?

>>83255834
What's the coffee test?

>>83253622

Dougie could have potentially been made by Mike and good arm because they knew the arm's doppelganger was trying to get rid of Good Coop.

A workaround to get Good Coop out before being made non-existent.

Season 1 - Masterpeice

Season 2 - Utter trash

Agree?

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>>83255869
*piano intensifies*

Anyone have screenshots of Jade's ass? I need to take two rides if you catch my drift

>>83255935
oh wow

>>83255929
some of the best twin peaks episodes are in season 2

>>83255929
"Utter trash" wouldn't have this scene in it >>83255049

>>83255490
A script being complete doesn't mean shit to locations, budgeting, shooting, editing, etc. That's all stuff that has to be done in a limited time frame because of the scheduling required from so many people.

>>83255577
>Like I said, at no additional cost, effort
You're absolutely wrong. Tweening a 2D image to fly across a screen is supremely easier than animating the CG in 3D. That extra effort needs to paid for regardless of how the studio feels about the man who hired them, and Lynch clearly isn't willing to pay for anything beyond what fulfills his vision on a conceptual level.

>>83255956
STOP

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>>83255956
Jade a shit.

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>>83255901

>>83255992
Even with 2d images it could have been made more "realistic" with even less effort than they put in. For instance, not stretching out the black blob as it floats onto screen.

>>83255929
Nope

S1 - Amazing

S2 - Amazing episodes 1-8 and 22 and very good 17-21, the rest is mediocre.

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Oh Madonn', where the hell are we Tone?

>>83255918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=811UIhhGtXo

>>83255049

Great scene. The only scene of Twin Peaks I actually remember from my childhood when I was 7.

Directed by Mark Frost.

>>83255929
>Season 2 - Utter trash

things plebs say

>>83255049
It's heartbreaking when Leland finds out he was raping his daughter but FWWM makes it seem like Leland knew what he was doing, which makes the scene in season 2 less poignant. I think I prefer to just ignore that part of FWWM

>>83255502
The first time I thought that was smoke, not his head floating.

It honestly looks a bit funny now.

>>83256047
>not stretching out the black blob as it floats onto scree
That's likely a conceptual requisite Lynch had for the effect, since he seems to do it a lot to convey the traversal of dimensions.

>>83255834
>>83255918
>failed the coffee test in the waiting room in the final episode
I'm pretty sure that was just a surreal way of Lynch saying that the Red Room is just between the Black Lodge and the White Lodge
we see it in a solid state, frozen, then a liquid state and then a state that's in between
Twin Peaks is a town between two mountains and the red room is between the Black Lodge and the White Lodge

Also, Coop's soul wasn't completely annihilated and he had imperfect courage due to the fact that he had to save Annie who will never be brought up ever ever again

>>83254285
aw baby's second arthouse. tarkovsky is good. check out possession, the 1981 one, not the American dvd version though.

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>>83256072

You know the Log Lady predicted all of this.

>>83256123
he might've been lying and could've known the entire time but just repressed it or something

>>83256020
The ghost of REEEE

>>83256020
nice job nyukka,

I made a webm of the whole event but it was like 7mb

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Talk
about
Judy
ignore Jeffries!

>>83256123
Except FWWM implies that BOB only takes over Leland some of the time, and the rest of the time Leland is a loving father. I don't think he knew he was raping Laura at all.

Hell, not even she knew until she saw him coming out of the house.

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>>83254971

>>83256143
>forsake the original intended love interest for a new mediocre one
>make her so important that she's the reason why the protagonist ends up trapped in a hell dimension for 25 years
>never bring her up again or have her figure into the plot again

What is Lynch's endgame?

>>83256214
>and the rest of the time Leland is a loving father
Unless her nails are dirty...

>>83256214
What about the line, "I always thought you knew it was me"?

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NORMIES NONEXISTENT

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>>83256211

>>83256246
That dinner scene was obviously BOB. BOB was in him from when he read the diary up until he was in the bedroom with Sarah, then it was Leland until MIKE shouts at him in the car.
>>83256256
BOB talking.

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>>83256275
>>83256211
STOP

>>83254971
No amount of money will make me accept that as a good scene

It was bad, bad, awful, awkward, skip, skip, skip.

>>83255917
The chick with the blonde dyke hair is a QT

>>83255992
Why is he working with one of the top current vfx studios then? Why not some cheapo asian slaveshop?

>>83256273
In fairness, Shotime is in a lot less homes than national fucking television. But we wouldn't get as much ass and titties on your local CBS network.

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>>83255929
Season 2 was pretty inconsistent, even before the killer's reveal, I remember the first time I saw the premiere, it suddenly felt like the show had a different tone, it got way darker and much more surreal off the bat. This is not something the other tv writers could keep up with when Lynch stepped away from directing episodes which lead to a more obvious discrepancy between Lynch and the show. Season 1 did not have this issue.

>>83256325
if you hate cgi why not hire the best and make what they do look like garbage to the masses

>>83256335
Obviously but, people were acting like "normies" will be watching the series. It is pretty evident they are not. Add in maybe like 200-300k streaming through showtimes stream channels and those are still pretty low numbers.

>>83256273
Does this account for streaming?

>>83256414
>masses
oh, anon..

>>83256072
COOPER WOULD YOU SHUT THE DRAAAAAPES

>>83256335
>>83256434
>>83256435
http://screenrant.com/twin-peaks-showtime-streaming-ratings-record/

>>83256273
>national tv when nobody had internet except darpa vs. cord cutters who only watch tv on the internet or just dvr everything and watch it later

heeeellloooooooooooooooooo

NEW


>>83256461
>>83256461
>>83256461
>>83256461
>>83256461
>>83256461

>>83256273
>cable tv
>different audiences for different times
>27 years sequel
>on demand tv

>>83256325
the vfx are literraly goat of all time artistic masterpiece though, so it makes sense to hire top vfx studio to make them

>>83256414
Did you eat a literal poop sandwich today?

>>83256460
>>83256465
>>83256481
Butthurt. Even adding in the streaming numbers that is fucking low. I was proving a point about "normies" not watching it.

>>83256224
Coop chose the wrong girl.

the right girl is Diane

>>83256497
Well I mean the studio is BUF which are pretty top, so it makes no sense for Lynch to hire the top if he doesn't consider vfx of any importance.

>>83256434
I sure wasn't expecting normies to even hear about it, nevermind watch it. It is effectively a sequel to a 25 year old TV show, and it's impossible to make sense of it without watching a good deal of the series first. People that expected it to be some big ratings monster were delusional, but I do think it'll be a pretty decent cult hit (outside of the existing fanbase) once box sets and shit come out.

>>83256536
Why are you so obsessed with normalfags anon? It happened. Enjoy it,

>>83256595
Because it was spammed to death before and after the show aired. Normies BTFO etc...

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>>83256325
Because they aren't. BUF is nothing compared to an actual top notch effects house like ILM or Weta.

If you actually watch the credits of something like Avatar or Life of Pi you'll notice studios can employ a dozen or more VFX producers, and a studio like BUF will be a footnote with a few names under it because they worked on a couple of effects shots in the film. In fact if you look on their website half of their Avatar work (two shots!) didn't even make it into the theatrical film.

Lynch picked them precisely because they're low key and probably work for cheap.

>>83253501

WHICH MOVIE!?!

Anyone see "Gogglebox" with Twin Peaks on it?

>>83255635
Swans are a bit like Pink Floyd - decent early albums and then never-ending stream of regressive garbage that brought them real fame. Funny how fanbases hate each other despite being equally autistic.

>>83253851
This was my thinking too, that it's just meant to look oldschool.

>>83255450
>He is just putting as little effort into the effects as he can

No. Lynch has become dadaist a while ago, he doesn't care about photorealism in special effects. You seem to think he should approach VFX like some George Lucas's disciple or something. This isn't what Lynch is about. Since his catastrophic experience on Dune he has completely gave up on state of the art vfx. It's like you want him to paint like Vermeer but his thing has been cubist collage for more than 2 decades now.

You want to believe it's laziness and economic cheapness on his behalf? be my fucking guest. For the rest of us it's blatantly untrue. The man makes stylistic choices and that's it.There is no hidden agenda here. It's simply one of the last cinema true artist doing his thing as he always has. He got funds, he has producers outside of hollywood and america, if he wanted to pay for "better" vfx he clearly could.

You'll note that he is working with French Buf Studio on S3 of Twin Peaks. He's not working with an inexperienced amateurish cheap studio. But he's working with people he knows and appreciate who understand him and what he wants much better than ILM or Weta ever could.

You don't like him or his work that's ok, Lynch isn't for everyone. But don't come here pretending to know how and why he works the way he does because quite clearly you are not familiar with him or his work imo.

>>83253307

shes judy

>>83254430

what did this mean