What the fuck happened to Jim Carey? I thought the shtick at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQMvZ5nvjc8

Watch his Comedians in Cars episode, the man is clearly ill and very depressed.

>godlike hair
>godlike beard

Fuck genetics

Drumpf happened

Is Jim Carey going to pull a Robin Williams? The way he just stops and stares is depressing.

>>83252886

his girlfriend killed herself and its his fault.
shits sent him loco.

We should throw him a party

>>83252886

>how's life everything good?

didn't he lose his wife couple of months ago?

>>83252980
Explain please what's the full story

>>83252886
He lied to his girlfriend telling her he didn't give her herpes, then she killed herself.

i expected him to go crazy in his old age but not in a such a boring and cliched way.

This definitely feels like the clip they play at the end of the a biographical film after he has died and the credits start to roll.

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>When looking across the Burlington Bay toward Hamilton, he could see the mills and thought, "Those were where the great jobs were."

>Hamilton, where the great jobs are

>>83253027

He was sexting with some minor. Eventually his ex killed herself.

Keep in mind the guy has struggling with depression all his life for playing the clown. His dramatic roles are criminally underrated.

>>83252924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWjSe0qaqLA
8:40
What the fuck?

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>>83253027
not the other guy, but his ex-girlfriend killed herself a few years ago. there are some pictures of him carrying the coffin at the funeral, he looks depressed as fuck.

pic related

>>83252886
Wow, never thought I would think this but you guys are so dense and dumb that you can't even tell when a guy, who has acted his whole life, is pretending. When you do the whole interview circut, why not make it interesting for yourself and the audience. How fucking boring is it to get asked the same 3 questions about life and whatever movie you're promoting? It gets old FAST. Watch every interview he's done for this movie so far. All of them are different because that's what a good actor will do to promote his literal job.

>>83252980
>>83253004
>>83253027
>>83253045

He had a bipolar civilian girlfriend/fuck buddy for a couple years. He most likely gave her several STDs, and also, to some extent, gave her access to some of his legally prescribed drugs (it's not clear if she stole them or he forgot them at her place, or straight up gave them to her). That girlfriend killed herself after they broke up by overdosing on said drugs.

>>83253186
>>83253216
>>83253271
Well damn

>>83253232
I think he's legit just off in the head and should probably lay off psychedelics.

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>somebody stop me

>>83252886
Honestly, he looks like he's going to Robin Williams himself soon.

>>83252886
The fuck you talking about he's always been like that

>>83253271
>bipolar
So, literally crazy
If you ever have the misfortune to having to deal with a bipolar person youre not going to blame carrey for her death.

What have you thought about today?

>>83252886
He's always been a very strange dude in real life. I think he had a really fucked up childhood if I remember right

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Mr. Jim Carrey, everyone!

Herpes Simplex 1
Herpes Simplex 2
Gonorrhea

Given to his girlfriend, and then denies it, and then dumps her when she dares to question him.

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Jim Carey and Val Kilmer for True Detective Season 3

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>>83253710
Where did this came from?

He still an anti-vaxxer or was that just a thing he adhered to in order to get inside Jenny McCarthy's cunt?

>>83252904
>leaving the spotlight
>is currently in a spotlight
what did he mean by this?

Depression wears you the fuck down after a while. I'm surprised he's still around. Probably just doesn't do it because of his daughter. The funny ones always have depression and the only joy they get is that short window when they make people laugh.

>>83253962

pretty sure it was the latter.

anti vaxxers should all be shot

Jim Carry is a scientologist.

Alot of people still think that the church killed of his Ex.

>>83254432
Proof?

>>83254037
Or when they're giving young women herpes

Buffoon status = Unsanctioned.

>>83254650
>caring about a no name
go away roastie.

>>83254332
t. got autism from vaxxing

>>83252886
>"Did you think about my cock today?"

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>>83254037
>I'm surprised he's still around. Probably just doesn't do it because of his daughter.
As much as I've come to dislike Jim Carey over the years, just this alone makes him a better man than Robin Williams.
Seriously how could he do that to his daughter.

>>83253888

The STD's?

Jenny Mcarthy

>>83253620


I have been prescribed as bipolar type 2 by three shrinks.

Sucks too because I'm successful in every other field of life.

>>83252886
>>83253216
The face of a broken man. I hope he improves.

>>83253741
Seconded

>>83255103
>how could he do that to his daughter
how could his daughter watch him literally suffer and slowly die before her own eyes and wish him to continue in that fashion? i'm sure she understood he did it because he couldn't go on any longer and the only reason he didn't do it sooner was because he held on for her

>>83252938
>tfw have both
based genetics

>>83253888
Checked and part of the evidence of a civil law suit from the mom. Remember he was a pallbearer at her funeral too

>>83252938
Having a good beard is much easier when you're his age.

>>83253620
i know someone whos bi polar. i thought he was going to kill me last time we were talking he started yelling at me about some dumb shit lol. should i stop hanging out with him?

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Well /tv/? Have you thought about it today?

>>83253888
Deposed evidence for the wrongful death suit.

>>83252886
that feeling no qt girl will kill yourself over the fact you gave her an std. why am I even alive

>>83255643
Yes, just do yourself a favour.

>>83255643
Yes. Neighbor is bipolar and a craxy fuck.
They stop taking their medicine because they think they're better and it gets worse

Why his situation to Robin Williams? Williams was diagnosed with a neurodegenerative disease that was going to make him into a vegetable which is why he killed himself

>>83253710
>Agrivated folacles or bumps are normal when you shave or have vigorus sex
Kek.

>>83254332
as sad as it is to say, I think he still holds those beliefs

>>83252904

he became a yoga nutter

>>83254680

underrated

>>83255768
>>83255786
but he sells me weed for the lowest prices ever. im thinking of just kinda keeping it to a weed deal relationship but i dont want to use the bipolar guy id feel bad :/

>>83253741
His serious roles are so underrated

>>83255905
not knowing how to get weed from the dark net. for fuck sake anon you can get literally 1,000s of strains of weed, cheaper than the street delievered quite literally to your front door in 3 days.

>>83255905
That makes it worse

>>83255977
No they aren't

>>83256009
dude what. thats 10x more a hassle than just calling a guy i know and picking it up then going home. plus i doubt its cheaper than what hes selling to me for.

>>83256028
ya idk we were kinda friends in highschool and after that, but then he went crazy and turned bipolar i guess. feelsbadman.

>>83255658
suicide?
yes

>>83255103

Robin Williams killed himself because of dementia

>>83255819
He's also a high school dropout.

>>83252886
He'd be perfect for Fargo.

>>83256247
That's what his ex-Wife wants you to think.

>>83256099
Your internet connection is never going to cut your head off in a fit of rage.

A bipolar drugdealer is exactly who all the DARE ads were talking about when they talked about gun toting maniacs who get into crime because they are incompetent savages. You won't die if you get it any other way.

>>83256575
this is bullshit. Bipolar people biggest danger is to themselves. 1 in 4 bipolar end up killing themselves. I know this because I was misdiagnosed as bipolar and am schizoaffective. In fact most mentally ill people are more a danger to themselves than to anyone else

>>83256575
hes not a coked out meth dealer, hes a fucking friend from highschool who sells me weed he buys for his own personal use as well.

>>83256729
he seems more schizo than bipolar desu. his conversations are all over the fucking place, but not unmanageable.

>>83256729
I always think about killing myself. But depending on if I'm manic or depressed I either want to just kill myself or kill others and then myself. I used to take the meds but I became so used to high highs and low lows being even just feels weird.

>>83256799
When you are in the manic part of bi polar your brain is very scattershot. It's a million thoughts at once type feeling. People think I'm on drugs when I'm like that.

>>83254332
more like should all get a shot!

>>83252886
Jim Carey is next big actor who will kill himself

screenshot this

>>83257313
Schizoaffective is a little different, its like being bipolar, but with the added fun of paranoia and delusions more commonly associated with schizophrenia. >>83257396
My grandfather was bipolar and he killed himself. He use to get really fucking manic, and apparently its a lot of fun, chasing the mania is not that uncommon, although its dangerous. I have had some weird manic feelings before its better than being high. Also I think neurophenrine and other neurotransmitters like it are associated which are similarily released when someone does a drug like meth.

>>83257460
someone who is clearly depressed killing themselves. No anon that never happens. You'd be a goddamn Nostradomus to predict that.

>>83253710
I thought gonorrhea went away after a shot?

>>83253620

I'm bipolar, dont take any medicine and I'm perfectly healthy.

Jim Carey hasn't been relevant for like 2 decades.

>>83253211
why is the audio so terrible?

He literally gave his ex so many STDs that she killed herself over it.

He's also suffering from a serious case of Eddie Murphy/Bill Murray MUH OSCAR syndrome.

>>83253620
Do you even know what bipolar disorder is?
Cause it sounds like you think it is something that makes you 'crazy' or aggressive.

>>83252886
>why am I growing a beard and still shaving my balls?
Jim is still cool, he's always been cool.

>>83252886
I can imagine him killing himself sometime right around now

>>83252886
Well, he is Canadian.

>>83256471
Whow. Wow + Wow because I'm astonished your so retarted and Whoa because I cant fathom the mental gymnastics people jump through to get to these crazy hypotheticals.

>>83257950
Trying to dodge copyright infringement on Youtube. You can watch the real episode on the show's site

>http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/jim-carrey-we-love-breathing-what-youre-burning-baby

>>83252886

That's a "I no longer have a career so I'm letting it grow" beard.

>>83255819
>please stop. stop. stop. stop. stop it.
this cuts so close to the bone, I can see how desperate she was right there because I've had a very similar experience with my last gf

;_;

>>83253211
>8:40
They're on a set. They try to make it look like a real cafe, but guarenteed it is shut down and they are the only ones in there, besides the paid actors in the background/serving. Jim has never been good at playing along without adding his own commentary. He genuinely hates the fake aspects of Hollywood, but he is invested in the scam at the same time, hence the depression.

>>83253478
Most of Hollywood is off in the head. The ones who aren't good a faking normal tend to look crazy, but they are the more sane ones because they are incapable of hiding it. The ones who continue to act normal their whole careers in the spotlight are the real crazy ones, or just stupid.

>>83255227
>shrinks
Here's a quick tip: if they don't do any actual tests of your health with real metrics, then it's all bs based on opinion and the current established narratives. Shrinks are the worse because they need to be seen as important and that their opinions hold value; so they will go above and beyond to prescribe as many conditions as they can to whom ever walks through their door, especially if said person is not there of their own free will.

>>83257827
says someone who doesnt watch Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind on netflix once a month. Come on I cant be the only one who does this?

>>83256575

Nigga Plz

Bipolars are fucking crazy, but their anger is usually internalized. Much more likely to an hero than kill their pot buddy.

>>83255905
Just keep your relationship professional, and don't get involved in anything. Just buy your lolweed, small talk, and jet.

>>83253216
>Jim Carry

>>83252938
>tfw have both and always thought my beard was shit tier

>>83257751
But herpes stays with you forever.

Seriously, bringing gonorrhea to a relationship, and then "wondering" why your girlfriend is burning is a seriously scum move. Not disclosing that you have herpes is also a scum move.

>>83255905
DUDE

Also, a crazy anti-vaxer.

http://jezebel.com/jim-carreys-twitter-rant-exposes-marketing-campaign-for-1715375535

Goes off about vaccines containing thimerosal, which is a molecule used as a preservative that has mercury as one of its elements. This makes about as much sense as going off on salt as a preservative because it contains chlorine. Also, the CDC asked vaccine makers to remove thiomersal from vaccines 18 years ago because anti-vaxers were causing such a fuss that immune rates were falling, and endangering children.

It is likely that Jim Carrey is responsible for more than one death.

>>83255584
Not true, if you always had a shit beard then it won't change by the time you are 50

>>83252886
JUST

>>83252886

He saw Chlomo naked while filming KickAss2 and it destroyed his psyche.

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>>83253216
>Jim stands
>Instead of a eulogy I'd like to sing a song if you all don't mind
>spins around, bends over and spreads ass checks
>ASSHOLOMIO OSADOMIA

>>83253741

*Jim Carey and Mel Gibson

>>83258941
kek

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https://youtu.be/fNrkcY-I0RA

>>83258896
I had an ex who did this

>>83252886
Being an anti-vaxx deffo has to fuck you beyond belief. Add onto that that he's probably grieving over his gf who on top of that was trying to get him in Scientology's inner circles.

>>83252886
he probably has 100mil in the bank.
he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

>>83253027
His GF was 30 years younger then him and killed herself out of disgust.

>>83252886
He's always been a weird guy
>anti-vacc
>scientologist
>gave his gf stds

>>83252904
Hes fucking hilarious IDK what you guys are talking about

>>83252886
He has achieved ego death, a little late but he still managed it.

Cool, great for him, he's reached the endgame.

>>83257552
You know Quasimodo predicted all of this

>>83260675
Not only gave her multiple STDs, but they were the reason for her suicide.

>You'll never dirty dick someone something so nasty that they kill themselves because of it

>>83258941
underrated post

>>83260934
I'm pretty sure she kill herself because she was crazy. No one is dumb enough to kill themselves over something like herpes.

You all have herpes.

BASED CARREY

He is literally /ourguy/

>>83261103
>Jim Carrey's suicidal girlfriend wrote him a disturbing letter just weeks before she died, saying she was "damaged and disgusting" after being infected with three STDs.

I'd admit it probably wasn't the sole reason, but it was definitely the straw that broke the camel's back.

>>83260675
>>83260761

This. This is nothing new from Jim.

>>83260627
He once commented on his $20 million payday. He said that after 35% commissions and taxes, he get $5.5 million, which is a lot, but people have lost a lot more than that in time.

>>83254332
No people that force drugs on people should be shot

>>83252886
That beard and that smile

Jim Carey to play in an El Topo reboot?

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>>83258941
You devilish man you

>>83252904
I haven't laughed so hard in years.
The question is why I am I growing a beard and still shaving my balls.
goddammit the man's a genius

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Reminder that he got to bang prime Lauren Holly.

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>>83252904
>55
>still has a perfect preserved hairline
HOW DOES HE FUCKING DO IT????????
T. BALDING AT 23

>>83256377
Yeah, or True Detective.

>>83252938

>have both
>life is still a disaster

at least your aren't wasted potential, anon

>>83253710

Who saves a person they're dating by their full name?

>>83253216
>Somebody stop me...

>>83263541
>HOW DOES HE FUCKING DO IT????????
Its calling being rich and paying for a hair transplant

>>83261385
No, people who say "people should be shot" should be shot.

>>83267166
this is a paradox or a suicidal person behind this statement

>>83252886
He's a textbook MK-ULTRA product.

>>83261262
>his 20 mil payday

which one was that?
You know he was a box-office busting superstar for over a decade right?

>>83253216
>have you thought about my cock today?

>>83253186
Man on the Moon is great

I think he hit the phase where he assumed that he was so funny and well liked that just showing up anywhere and doing anything would automatically have the audience rolling in the aisle/fawning over him (see: Will Ferrell), and it went on too long.

>>83267298
It doesn't matter. If he regularly wound up with 27%, he could have $50 million banked, but I doubt that.

KILLA CARREY

>>83252904
have you thought about my cock today?

>>83252976
yeah, you can feel the pain behind the beard.

>>83252980
how was it his fault?
>date me forever or I will kill myself

fucking bullshit. He's not responsible for her insanity

>>83256009
Hmm... I'm not sure getting weed delivered literally to your front door is a good idea. I'd have it delivered to a neutral location of some sort.

>>83253027
full story is that it's not his fucking fault

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>>83257779

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>>83259823
KEK underrated

>>83268831
No anon that would actually be riskier. From what I've read about this there's only been one person who got caught picking up drugs by getting them delivered directly to him, and the case never went to the trial cause his public defender used the simple defense that the defendant didn't know what was in the package and just opened it to see what it was. The public defender proceeded to say (paraphrasing) "if I decided to mail drugs to my high school bully and he opens them, would he get charged too?" If you go to a specific neutral location and get caught, that alibi is impossible. It's risky either way but you look a lot less innocent when you've gone out of your way to pick up drugs from a discrete location.

>>83252886
He became an anti vaxxer

>>83253216
She was also married to a guy while she was fucking Carrey and also she told him he gave her herpes he texted her she's a whore shortly after she necked herself.

>>83256247
dont forget he had parkingsons

>>83268100
Actors don't make money just from that dumbass. He probably made 3x that through other avenues, not unreasonable to say he has 200 mil in the bank. t. agent

So are we all just pretending that whole Emma Stone thing just never happened?

>>83258896
>watching the same movie once every month
Sorry, but that sounds degenerate.

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Robin Williams was 62 when he killed himself, and Jim is 55 now. Considering that Robin had "less" to be depressed about (good kids and he never caused STDs or deaths of slut girlfriends), does that mean Jim is more or less likely to outlast 62?

>>83252886
are they gonna make a duck dinasty movie?

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>>83252886

>>83252886
Jim Carey is not, and never was, funny

>>83254807
>dude science is a lie lmao
>dude let's reintrode diseases into the population because I saw a youtube video lmao
>dude also the earth is flat lmao

>>83271754
But Robin Williams was sued for giving a chick herpes without her knowing.

>>83252938
>>83255584
>be 25
>have a beard like his
feelsgoodmayne

>>83272825
Ace Ventura? The Rhino scene?

>>83272825
The entirety of Dumb and Dumber?

>>83252886
his syphilis has moved to the brain

90s Jim Carey was the GOAT

>Cable Guy
>Dumb and Dumber
>Ace Ventura
>The Mask
>Truman Show
>Batman Forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6YLAmKFpRM

GOAT

>>83260526
I'm creeped out

>>83274189
Cable Guy is my favourite Jim Carrey movie, dunno why it got shit reviews