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Im on this episode

SLAAAAAGGGGSSS

CHAVS

Haven't watched the show in weeks. I'm assuming I didn't miss anything?

>>83251964

A few wasted golden buzzers but nothing of any worth

Was there even a TMO thread? I completely forgot

>>83251765
Is this you now?

Creasing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_miGclPFGs

Wonder where he got this idea

>>83252117

Yes. I wrote this song back in 1985. Its actually about the state of the country and how the government control the masses with advertising and keeps us asleep and obident

i'll watch this with you bros

why is this old negro singing about chicken

>>83252216
First round means you have to win the crowd. This is done in two ways

1. Be an great singer with an appropriate sob story

2. Be a human meme

>Can you sing about anything other than chicken and chips? Like a human...milkshake...
>Billywitchdoctor.com sing mainly about...chicken and chips

Anybody?

Great song but I bet that if he makes the cut he will sing the same thing again but more professional and shit.

This show is the opposite of kino
Pure filth

>>83252373

yes but I love to watch it and hate everyone on it and the annoying as fuck editing and sob story stuff

Is she on stilts or is he 4ft?

Fucking hell

>she agreed to marry him after witnessing that shit

>>83252439
this trick is old as fuck

>>83252587

how do they do it?

>>83252615
Word's already circled, look how he was holding the dictionary. Then it's just a case of sticking the string in his mouth.

>>83252615

Look at when he puts the hoop over. He stops it before the crane and then changes which side of the hoop goes roubd again so he can get it off.

That masketa magician spoilt this shit years ago

>>83252647
Why's Ellie Goulding in the audience

>>83252676
>Word's already circled

Yeah this is what I thought

I know where I've seen this before

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495913936690.webm

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>>83252647
>tfw Ant & Dec have 15+ NTAs and Stephen Mulhern has none
>tfw Ant & Dec have OBEs and Stephen Mulhern doesn't

Whoa, what?

>>83253166
Stephen "FAAAAAABULOUS DARLING" mULHERN DOESN'T DESERVE AN obe

Almost saw Alesha's knickers

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>>83253309

>>83253166
>>83253242

His bgt side show is legit one of the best/ underrated programs on British tv right now.

The humour is Gareth Merangyz Darkplace tier.

>DJ Granny G

Do they even use the X buttons any more?

>>83253658
This is the review show before the semi-finals, all these acts passed.

>Claudia Lawrence

I was in York uni when she went missing

Bitch is dead, let it go

Oh the good old "im so sorry but you.... are though"

>literally almost entirely mediocre dance acts
What the actual fuck
Still LIVE Mulhernkino imminent, get comfy lads

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>this advert again

Fun fact: McDonalds will not actually sell you big mac box of pickle slices

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>Der Juden!? No way, Pedro, not on my watch!

>ded

This is why he's not Stephen Mulhern OBE

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Is Juan Vyuer related to Juan Ovyu?

>Little Mix at the final

They better be wearing really slutty outfits that show off the fat one's thighs, oh who am I kidding they always do.

>>83255104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBAfejjUQoA

>wear pink hoody UNDER a corset
>no knickers

I don't know who dresses them, but I could do that job

>all those cute girls working on the show
>the banter with the crew
Working on BGMT must be the best job in the world

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Why TWO SCOOPS, mate?

>>83255173
Him being gay makes this erotic dancing very wrong

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>It's a post-break Mulhern trolling his house band scene

I like these after shows, nobody watches so they just don't give a shit

>>83255471
>Mulhern
>gay

Nice meme.

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would smash Katie lads ngl

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>Missing People choir starts playing
>Stephen fondly recounts how he raped and murdered one of them

ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

Why is Louis trying to rape that man?

>Louis forgets it's a tv show and smashes a bottle as a makeshift weapon

good god

>>83252439
Gay Gordon Ramsey B's Amanda and Alesha TFO.

They'd both still get it though. Alesha is GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-503QA6F08g

>Louis plays a flaming homo
>he's actually a raving communist

kek

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>It's a Louis aka Le Gay Dancer of Peace tries to literally rape everything on the set and Mulhern still lets him on the show every year because he's a God of Chaos episode

>>83255138
Sugababes, Saturdays, Little Mix. Wtf I love pop music now.

Do you reckon those really hot women are actually a part of the crew or are just hired to mess about for those parts in front of the camera?

Even that bloke in the shark costume looks too handsome. The only one who may be a crewmember is that middle aged bloke who's milking every second of his screen time.

>>83255934
Probably interns

Why is there a little girl in a bikini in the background?

>>83255955

Shark guy is one of the dummies from Handy Mandy, from what I can remember there's only ever one woman when they do a shot with the crew during auditions.

And they all seem way too comfortable in front of camera.

>>83251638
why can Itv only make dogshit where poor people or very stupid middle class people laugh at very stupid poor people?

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>>83256108

See you all next year