The Pebble Is Cracking

>actor aggressively promotes a movie that he's in

Shocking stuff

the rock in 2020, right Reddit????

litrally /ourguy/

>>83249408
>It's an ""actor"" who's never been in a single good film or put in a single even competent performance thread

The fact that people call him "today's Arnold" just shows how awful modern Hollywood is.

why does he even care? he lives one of the best lives of anyone in the fucking country. i'm surprised he even runs his own twitter.

what does a depressed dwayne the rock johnson look like?

>>83249408
This is clickbait tier, piss off.

>>83249408
I need webms of bouncing or naked Daddarrio.

>>83249456
He said if he runs it will be as a Libertarian didn't he? That deserves praise since he would probably get >5 percent of the vote which is what it takes for a third party to get federal funding or some shit. The Rock would improve the political landscape.

>>83249408
Fuck off Vinny, FF Is all you have left

>>83249408
>Trumpian

The fuck?

>>83249757
It means he acted like a stubborn 14 year old girl in twitter, see>>83249465, just like Trump

>>83249408
The Rock for President?

>>83249896
kek

>almost Trumpian
they will never shut up about the election will they?

>>83249456
the rock vs. kanye west presidential election 2020

the future america deserves

>>83249751
NO!
there will be atleast 3 more riddick movies.

wont be long until he starts bitching about oppression and evil white people slamming his movie

That seen where Daddario puts her feet close to Zacs mouth was clearly pandering. Fuck that film.

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So he responded to literally 3 people and this is some big deal? god damn you all are faggots, go back to /tmz/.

>>83249964
>world's highest-paid actor
The world is so damn retarded it hurts.

>>83250131
Watch it, Christy.

>>83250131
wahhhh stop bullying muh drump- i mean rock

>>83249718
I would actually be okay with that

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>>83250131
I like that Christy Canyon is slowly gaining ground on here

how is it trumpian if he's not telling lies? baywatch is actually an amazing movie, and the true fans know that, appreciate that, and clap in the theater when appropriate.

>>83249718
>two party systems

>>83250275
t. The Rock

>>83249408
AND THAT'S WHAT THE ROCK IS SHILLIN

>>83250275
>and clap in the theater when appropriate.
I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW DWAYNE

>>83250275
masterful post

What do people expect him to do? Is he supposed to say it's shit?

>>83250325
CAMELTOES

>>83249408

Eh. His behaviour is kind of cringe but he's right about critics being shit these days. If it has blacks and powerful women in it, the movies get 100%. Even Ghostbuster got like a 75% score or some shit while it's a terrible movie. Baywatch is more like 50%.

>>83249465
Is this fucking real? He's actually replying to random people? Fucking lmao

>>83250558
> If it has blacks and powerful women in it, the movies get 100%
>Baywatch has the rock (black allegedly) and independent women
>Still has shit score
Explain this?

>>83250696
>movie is so garbage that even sjw reviewers can't defend it for having """"diversity""""
noggin

is

joggin

>>83250696
Because its a bunch of pretty and fit characters in bikinis. It fat shames

>>83250275
This desu, Baywatch is fucking hilarious and entertaining. I've seen it twice already and plan to see it again!

>>83250764
ive seen it three times

>>83250734
they only do that when sony spins the movie as some kind of underdog being held down patriarchdemonic cults

>>83249942
Trump doesn't go into Twitter storms? What's the problem?

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>space jam
>an objectively bad movie that no one asked for
>gets a pass because fans love it

>baywatch
>an objectively bad movie that no one asked for
>doesn't get a pass because movie studios don't want you to drift too far away from the billions invested into capeshit for the next 2 decades

>>83250812
Nice! I have no idea why retard critics are talking shit, they either never even saw it or were on their phones the whole time. The fans are going crazy over Baywatch.

Can we all agree that Twitter was a mistake?

>>83250843
>Space Jam
>A shit movie only remembered for nostalgia
>Baywatch
>A shit movie riding off of nostaglia and missing the point by not having a fat Hoff as lead
Made me consider things

>>83250880
absolutely. i don't know how people can stand using it.

>>83249986
>not Paris Hilton vs Kanye West

>>83250897

if you went the old fat Hoff route you'd have to get Anderson into it as well any holy fuck pray that ghoul never gets into a swimsuit again

>>83250734
>noggin
>
>is
>
>joggin

>>83250897
>Made me consider things


Epic! I love this meme!

>>83250935
Yeah but that's the point, no one wanted nu-watch, we all wanted to laugh at the old broken fucks pathetically trying to cling on to their youth, it's cathartic

>>83250696

The women are attractive and mostly white. You can't have women being sexy and white. That means they see it as a movie for men.

>>83250951
mmmm really puts kethcup on my fries

>>83250951
Really made me contemplate

>>83250951
shut up fag

>>83250951

Really binary's the autism

>>83249408

PSA:
This was literally a thread on r*ddit yesterday, you're all essentially posting in a r*ddit thread.

>>83249408
>tweetstorm on Thursday about how out of touch the media is with what the the public wants
Gee, it couldn't just be that the media is pussyhurt by this and trying to make a story out of nothing purely for spite.

>>83250970
>we all wanted to laugh at the old broken fucks pathetically trying to cling on to their youth

pretty sure that's what we're doing now
>witch-face roastie from True Detective is aging rapidly
>the rock is roiding freak who'll benoit everyone he knows in a few years
>leto's fucking nuts

Space Jam is a legitimately funny movie.

>>83249408
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o2dx3u95KUM

>>83250880
It's really surreal seeing reporters and journalists cite tweets as news.

>>83251056
"Please stop shitting on this movie there's nothing wrong with it." -shill

>>83251109
Yeah but it's just not the same without Hoff and Anderson desperately clinging onto their past fame, I'm sure it'll be fucking hilarious when Vin Diesel tries to be bad arse at 64 in F&F 28 though

did they even do a focus group or some executive retard just decide "yeah i liked the 80s, how about we remake baywatch?"

>>83251329
Since they didn't bother buying critics out it's probably going to come out even.

>>83251329
>>83251329
remake baywatch with the shittiest women we can find and try to make up for it by having the two males jacked as fuck ..yeah that's why Baywatch was popular

I dont think this is bad movie. Its probably not the best movie and I dont want to see it in cinema, but I will watch it at home when it comes out.

>>83251329
They probably saw the Chips movie and thought "we can do that even shittier"

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>>83250696
The women aren't independent. They're played straight up as just eyecandy. The movie obviously tried to be the new 21 Jump Street, but the jokes are awful and the movie actually plays out like a real fucking episode of Baywatch instead of lampooning all the retarded shit. Par for the course when these are your writers.

>>83251424
>The women aren't independent
Not the issue, they present them as such with scenes like "muh eyes are up here" and that's all that's needed to establish it for the average retard watching a fucking Baywatch reboot in 2017

>>83250843
>this comedy failed because action movies

>trash Vin
>think everyone loves you and can do no wrong
>think you're going to be the next action hero
>Baywatch flops hard
>haha they just acting like they don't like it!

Is this the end for The Rock? He can't fall back on Fast and Furious anymore.

>>83251818

he could front-run a michael bay film with ease

>>83251848
That's what people said about Marky "Take a 2x4 to the face," Mark and no one gives a shit about Transformers now

>>83251848
he already did dumbass

>>83251946
What? No...

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When has the rock ever been in a good movie?

>>83251382
>Mammario
>shitty

>>83252023
Moana

>>83252046
lol

>>83252023
I liked The Rundown

>>83252046
why do you consider it a good movie

>>83252023
Baywatch.

>>83252114
le bogdafuck le gimme a quick rundown xD

>>83252146
haters BTFO

>>83252093
>>83252118
Good songs and MC

>>83252146
KEK

>>83252023
Faster was alright

>>83252146
wtf i love baywatch now

Is Baywatch the BvS of 2017?

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>>83249408
>"is it over for that poopygross musclehead meanie THE ROCK??????"


Just pretend he's your wife's bull, cucks.

>>83252308
lol no
nobody here was planning to watch it

>>83250275

I rubbed myself to Daddario showing off how well her sports bra keeps her boobs in unison.

>>83252334
>the same redditor from yesterday posting the same pic
hey bud

Requesting a JUSTED Dwayne edit.

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>>83252201
you know what other movie has good songs and main characters?

>>83250843
>>83250897
At least Space Jam gave us Barkley Shut up and Jam Gaiden

wtf is this remake gonna give us?

>>83252462
The Rock memes and shitposting

>>83252462

we got to see the rock's massive tits
there's def a game-to-be-made using the rock's massive tits

>>83252462
Rostie cameltoes

Dwayne "the JUST" Johnson

Someone should crown him

looks like the rocks career is peeking
hes starting to go tooth fairy levels

Is either cape shit or The Rock running around for 90 minutes.

Truly a beautiful genre.

>>83252530
Bald cunts can't be JUSTED, they're accepted their receding hairline wholeheartedly

>>83252406
is there a webm of that scene?

>>83252600
It's not about having shitty hair. It's about being a fucking failure. Everything can be JUSTED

>>83252407
>taking more issue with this than the guy who posted the same entire thread from yesterday

wew and it's probably you

>>83252709
Yeah but the edits won't be as memey

Based mr rock!

>>83252407
>"REEE I HATE FITNESS AND REAL MEN!!! WOMEN SHOULD WANT MY DOUGHY BODY AND SOFT ESTROPEENIE!! REEEEEEEE!!!!"

>>83252334
Can you logically tell me why you think it's wrong for your wife to feel immense pleasure? Especially if you're American where most white guys are circumsized and most bulls aren't (seriously women can't feel satisfaction from a dried up cut dick).

>>83252406
Web.m when?

>>83252770
>WOW THE ROCK IS SO BASED, THE SJW NUMALE cUCKS ARE SO TRIGGERED XD

>>83252839
You're just a butthurt hater.

>>83253072
>hater
sup dwayne, cant handle criticism?

>>83250178
Everybodys an idiot except for me!

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>beta logic
>If you respond to hate you're thin skinned
>Retards

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>>83251056
>i know what's trending on reddit

kys

>>83249408
>people say he's assblasted
>the reality is he's working over people
fucking seething

>>83254062
Nah this is the beginning of the end for him. Soon not even the roids will keep his body serviceable for action leads and he'll be forced to do shitty B movies like Robert DeNiro to stay relevant.

>>83252023
Moana and The Rundown are genuinely good films.

The Scorpion King has that early 2000s charm to it.

>>83254286
>The Scorpion King has that early 2000s charm to it.
Shitkino

>>83252023
Pain and Gain

Fuck you I liked it

>>83254329
I agree.

It's a bad movie, but it's entertaining.

Does Dadario get naked at least? Hell... do any of the main girls get naked at all?

Random chicks showing tits doesn't count.

>>83252023
FAST
FIVE

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>>83249408
>Rock getting worked into a ding-dong-diddly shoot

>>83249964
Based Rock drawing all the dimes

>>83250178
>SEETHING

>>83250842
trump doesnt respond to every single person who bad-mouths him on twitter, no. he goes after the elite or the (((MSM)))

>>83249408
I thought this was gonna be about lena dunham

>mommy grace says this is a matinee movie and a good rental or to have in the background
>chris stuckmann gives it a C+
>jeremy jahns says its garbage
>armond white calls it a movie for dumb morons

and why people are defending this movie?

>>83255439
All the people you listed are haters and losers.

>$69 million budget

It'll be fine. sadly

>>83255582
>sadly

Baywatch is great, there's nothing sad about a good movie succeeding.

>>83254410
apparently daddario's role is really small

>>83255439
>>mommy grace
kys

>>83252146
Hey, Dwayne

>>83255704
>kys
sup underage

>>83255714
I guarantee you haven't even seen Baywatch.

>>83252023
Pain & Gain

>>83252406
Any nudity?

>>83255836
Why don't you go to ROH or NJPW man?

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>>83255830
>unironically calls some random capeshit reviewer shill "mommy"
>im the underage one

Fuck off back to /co/mblr

didnt know dwayne had an internet defense force

>Critics hating on my movie are bunch of idiots. Sad!

really?

>>83256077
Just watch the movie, idiot. Baywatch is actually good. All the fans who've actually watched it loved the movie.

>>83252023
the rundown

Vin was right

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>Highest paid actor in the world
>re-tweets random people who praise his flopping movie

>>83249424
lmao

>>83249408
this is going to be the new grocery store stories isn't it.

>>83256428
I've watched it three times so far.

tv spot with twitter quotes when?

>>83249424
Looks like a Presidential contender to me!

>>83250275
>the rock fans
Those can't actually exist can they?

>>83257161
You're a hater.

>>83257161
Fuck off

>>83257178
>I'm a fan of the rock
>I enjoy mediocre movies for children
"Nice synonym " - me

>>83251329
Is original baywatch worth a watch?

>>83257231
Yes. Watch the new one first though.

>>83257294
HOLY FUCK STOP SHILLING ALREADY

baywatch inspired me to get /fit/ no joke

>>83250275
hellooooooooo dwayne

>>83257222
Fucking hater.

>>83257343
Shilling? There's a dozen capeshit threads shilling for awful superhero movies right now. Baywatch is legitimately awesome but all you losers who haven;t even seen it yet are hating on it.

>>83249571
His agent is probably too scared to tell him to quit

>>83249408
>trumpian tweetstorm

I posted not even 5 mins ago in another thread about how you can't have a negative review about anything nowadays without comparing it to trump. And then I see this thread. POTTERY

why does he even care to respond to random people? he's in like every second film that released in the last few years

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>>83250275
>>>/asp/

They better do a Baywatch Nights movie too.

>>83252819
>(seriously women can't feel satisfaction from a dried up cut dick).
which stupid middle school idiot told you that?

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>>83249408
Why do nu-males think mocking overt aggression with passive aggression makes them come off as the better person?

>>83258869
i see the trumpfags dont know that dwayne bashed trump when talking about running for president

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>>83249408

Fuck, if he can't handle backlash on this movie can you imagine the meltdown he's going to have when the Jumanji reboot gets panned just as hard if not harder?

>>83258869
Because weak is strong, femininity is manly, and when you kill your enemies you lose.

>>83249408
HAHAHAHAHHAHA YOU SHRUNKEN DICK ROIDED ALIEN LOOKING FAGGOT HAHAHA YOU SUCK!
Kek, this makes memsonhappy for some reason. I hate this gym slave fag

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Miss me yet?

>>83259209

I usually don't mind him but he should have known something like this would be panned critically.

These Fast and Furious films have gone to his head.

>>83252023
Moana
Fast Five
The Rundown
Pain and Gain

Are all good

>>83252451
No

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>>83250275
tellem!

>>83249465
jeez oh man

>>83250843

Space Jam was a kid friendly movie with Loony Toons characters and Michael fucking Jordan. Yeah, it was a shit movie but it had every fucking ingredient to print cash at the time.

It also had a decent soundtrack spawning top tens like "I Believe I Can Fly." It was also original and not a shitty reboot.

>>83259098
Not to mention the extremely high possibility of that solo Black Adam movie never actually being made

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>>83251056
PSA: And you're here too retard contributing, I guess that makes you reddit like the rest of us faggot

Who is this movie even for? It's like its made for 13 year olds with The Rock abd Efron cast and the juvenile humor, but people who watched and enjoyed Baywatch are 40 at best now.
I mean, ???????

>>83255663
Sup dwayne

>>83260056
Hater.

>>83252166
I laugh at you

>"watch" is in the title
>no one actually watches it
???

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>>83252819
>libfag thinks "all white men" in the US are in the same boat as he is, and should accept debasement and cuckery as he has

Are your little shoulders all pent up in a huff of indignation right now, little man?

>>83260027
It's rated R dipshit

>>83257161
>Those can't actually exist can they?
Guess you can't smell what he's cookin...

>>83260193
Doesn't mean shit after Deadpool and Logan
Kids could just drag their parents/siblings/etc

>>83249408
Doubtful. He's been in shit before. His only big thing so far has been when he joined the Fast and Furious movies.

>>83260127
mmmm the noggin is joggin now

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because critics are sooo believable these days amirite

>>83260514

The audience score can just be spammed since multiple accounts can be created.

If you actually believe user reviews on shit like Rotten Tomatoes or Metacritic you're a straight up idiot.

>>83249465
Aw :( cmon The Rock.

>>83260919
who are you trying to convince, me or you?
protip: it's you

>>83249964
>San Andreas made $473,000,000
That movie was one of the worst things I have ever watched. Some of the effects made Space Cop look good.

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Is it a work or a shoot?

>>83261333
Based Big Rock worked my wife into a shoot.

>>83249408

it actually seems like a good movie though

>>83250463

SLOW MOTION RUNNING

>>83249424
dwayne the salt johnson

>>83249408
DWANYETTY FUMING

>>83252406
wtf i love baywatch now