What are some of the manliest movies out there?
Sword of Doom
This is a damned good film.
Mitchum, Bogey, most Noir
Dirty Dozen
Commando
>>83249063
Commando.
https://youtu.be/Gw-yr1NWdiw
>>83249063
Predator
>>83249063
>>83249063
That new King Arthur movie is pretty fucking manly. One of its biggest story elements is that Arthur was going to be a "king" in some way regardless of where the circumstances of his life landed him. It also makes a pretty solid point about what it means to be a man and a king.
>>83251164
>modern movie
>manly
You best not be lying to me, boy
>not posted yet
>>83249063
Gay porn.
Excalibur
Poor Little White Guy
https://youtu.be/d68Xf7YuUOo
>>83251377
Numale manly.
>>83250139
>My beads!
How have I not seen this manliest of kinos?! Fucking epic.
>>83252302
I'm an oldfag. Ritchie's King Arthur is like some kind of throwback to 80s fantasy/action with a heaping helping of Ritchie's signature give-no-fucks thrown into the mix.
>>83252396
I am so eternally hype for this.
>>83249063
11 trained Samurai, a newbie kid who just freaked out about killing someone a few days ago, and a random vagrant MASSACRE 200 trained Samurai
That movie was fucking retarded.
>>83252396
>>83252558
erm - capeshit ain't manly, anon...
>>83252660
It can be in the right hands.
>>83252642
Thanks, kid!
Ever hear of the Foreign Legion? Ever hear of the Battle of Camaron? Look it up, and learn about real manliness. Then tell us what 'retarded' is.
>>83252726
That ain't capeshitand Rise of an Empire was better and manlier...
>>83249063
The Bridge on the River Kwai
If we're talking about real manly then Lawrence of Arabia is probably one of the manliest movies ever made because it not only has no women but also because it explores actual themes related to platonic love between men based on honor and respect
If we're talking about the numale definition of manly where men just beat up and kill countless goons to save some roastie slut then Taken I guess
>>83252726
>>83252861
almost as homoerotic as top gun
>>83249063
>dual wielding katanas
now that's edgy
>>83249063
Apocalypse Now
>>83252917
my nigga
>>83253024
Got turned on, didja? That's nice. You seem to be confused - perhaps you might want to refer to this >>83253001
>If we're talking about real manly then Lawrence of Arabia is probably one of the manliest movies ever made because it not only has no women but also because it explores actual themes related to platonic love between men based on honor and respect
>>83253081
I read your god-damned book!!!
>>83253163
George C. Scott is fucking GOAT.
>>83253192
This is beyond dispute - american christmas carol, the changeling, strangelove, exorcist 3 - he elevated them all.
>>83252726
Being a comic adaptation doesn't make it capeshit when it wasn't a cape comic.
>>83249063
Predator 1 has been mathematically proven to be the manliest movie ever made.
>>83252558
me too brah, it's gonna whip sack
>fedoracore - the thread
>pic related
>>83253387
If by manly, you mean macho, probably.
From what I can remember, Man Who Would Be King was pretty damn manly.
thin red line
>>83253693
woa - based patrician anon.
>>83253127
>he thinks 300 is a good example of any of these things
It's so on the nose and hamfisted that you'd think a 14 year old made it. It's a shit movie regardless of the values it espouses.
>>83252811
You are retarded.
>>83252861
thats the plebest opinion in this thread
>>83253693
Zulu is also up there
>>83255617
Let's show these kids real men....
https://youtu.be/1csr0dxalpI
>>83255739
Its such a shame they dont make movies like that anymore
>>83255995
sigh
Yes, they tend to make mindless action movies now; portray men as mindless aggressive thugs instead of fully-rounded human beings. Although these anons >>83252861>>83252726 have pointed out a couple recent movies where men are shown in a better light. (Perhaps the sequel more than the original, but even the first one touched on manly feelings other than aggression.)
>>83255739
>>83255995
it was a different time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q951qv7EbKs
>Vikings making a man out of a moor poet
>Vikings laughing at silly muslim customs
>Lo there do I see my father
>>83256521
Fuck my life
>>83252642
3 samurais that spend their entire life on the battlefield, a mercenary that probably did likewise, a brigand that is heavily implied to be a small demon and a bunch of samurais that spent their entire lives heavily training under the veterans versus 200 guys that never saw battle, were vastly untrained and were hired as guards for show. The 13 also deployed extensive traps beforehand and managed to trim the enemy force with arrows before going into melee.
I'm not saying that it would be a guaranteed win for them in a real life scenario. But the movie did set up numerous factors that would favours the protag in a way that their win wouldn't be far fetched.
>>83249063
Pic related by the same director. About a bunch of delinquents violently beating the shit out of each others for bragging rights.
The original manga is also pretty good desu
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