>Whackin Phoenix Why did his parents give him such a stupid name?

to disguise his jewish roots

Posting on an epic thread

>>83242049
is that the nigga from ladder 49

>>83242049
It was easier to say than 'body of water' fenix like his brother.

I like him in Signs (2002) but that's a Mel movie and every Mel movie is kino.

>>83242049
So that everyone will remember generations onwards that daddy and mummy were hippies.

>>83242049
They wanted to name him Chokin Chicken but then they'd have to change their last name.

Is HER the worst movie ever made?

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>>83242049
It's pronounced ha keen. and he's absolute greatness in everything he's in.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g

>>83242049
Joaquín Rafael Phoenix (/ˌhwɑːˈkiːn/; born Joaquín Rafael Bottom

>>83242864

The Master is one of my favorites and I still haven't watched Gladiator for some reason. It's almost embarrassing. I love Russell Crowe too. Maybe I'll watch it tonight.

>>83242049

They were members of the Children of God cult. Some pretty fucked up shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_International
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Rodriguez

>>83242075
add me iun scfreendhshot XFDDD

>>83242049
You mean
HUA KEEN

That shit's wacked, yo!

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>>83243083
religion is pretty wacky

>>83242049
because
1. He is from puerto rico
2. Joaquin is a pretty normal standard spanish name
sorry for ruining your memes.

>>83244122
>this
too bad everyone pronounces it OA-QUIN

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Stuart? Really?

His birth name was Leaf.

Leaf.

he is literally cuban

>River Phoenix (brother - deceased)
>Rain Phoenix (sister)
>Summer Phoenix (sister)
>Liberty Phoenix (sister)
I thought only black people named their children like that.

>>83242049
His parents were retarded hippies.

River>Leaf>Autismo>Aspartame

>>83242049
Is whackin pheonix the same as chokin chicken?

>>83245719
what? those are either stripper or hippie names, not black people names

>>83245719
Nah Injuns do it too Fucking plainsniggers