A good death is its own reward

>>83233283
A big guy is 4 u

>>83233283
dammit stabler you beat up that pedo, now we have to drop the charges

>>83233283
That scene was fucking GOAT. It's surprising to see a comic book movie where the military and government aren't useless

So did Stapler and the others die, or are they just somewhere else?

>>83234001
They were fucking useless

>>83234040
Did you even watch the movie you fucking cretin?

>>83234038
Stabler and Faora are mating in the Phantom Zone RIGHT NOW

And they'll never come back

>>83233300
Checked.

>>83234078
>Stabler, we've found a way to return you back to Earth!
>No, go away

>>83234061
hes right, they were useless. Their contributions were entirely the result of plot armor, rather than actual ability.

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>tfw she will never beat you up

>>83233283
by god that digital camo is horrendous

There is literally not 1 guy in the entire USAF who would behave this way since the 1980s or so.

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>Injustice Superman is A-OK!!!!
>Man of Steel is wrooooooong!
Fucking epic

>>83234910
How would the modern guys behave?

>>83234964
1.) It'd be a woman

2.) She'd be a specialist in something irrelevant to modern combat

3.) She'd try to run but trip and fall over

>>83234920
I like how Injustice 2 pretends that this never happened

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>>83234878

>>83233283
Fuck America.

>>83235613
good
the less people talk about Shazam the better.
What a fucking awful and annoying character

>>83233300
fpbp

>>83235000
trips confirm

>>83236612
Kys

>>83236612
You "enjoyed" Superman The Animated Series?

>>83233283
Takbir brother

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>>83234878

>>83233283
I like how this dumb faggot gets his knife out like he thinks he has literally ANY chance to beat that bitch. It's pointless. He has an absolute 0% chance of beating her in a fight. Best thing to do would be to stand still and look at her until she punches his head clean off.

>>83233283
>I was a cop once, chased around all sorts of sick fuckers, until one day I realized the real assholes were not in the inner city or the ghettos or wherever the TV says they are. They are in the synagoges, plotting our destruction, and planning on what to do with us afterwards. Johnny was right, the only thing Hitler did wrong was failing.
I didn't know Raimi had a hand writing this.

>>83237037
Human tenacity, brother. Outmatched, beaten and without a hope of winning, we fight on.

>>83237183
That doesn't account for aliens with several superhuman abilities. If this shit really happened, only the fools would get into a combat stance.

>>83233283
Scenes a woman will never understand.

>>83237037
>>83237239

See?

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>>83237239
Only a pussy would give up and go meekly to their death. Any human worthy of being called such would fight, pointless or not, till the end.

>>83234813

>rather than actual ability

Because a standard soldier has so much of a chance in hand-to-hand combat against a Kryptonian, right?

>>83235613

Well yeah. Shazam is basically the Megadeth to Superman's Metallica - has its devoted fans, but everyone knows who's more popular.

>>83236612
>>83237800
And in the first injustice, Superman is a ruthless, psycho, dictator, serial killer.
In injustice 2, he's just a douchebag who wants his friends back and wants to kill all villains to achieve world peace

>>83234878
Will they bring her back bros?

OUTCOME

Will justice League address the phantom zone so we find out what happened to everybody?

>>83238113

The Phantom Zone has always been a plot device, so that's probably where Steppenwolf and Darkseid will end up. Can't risk pissing off the "NOT MUH SOOPERMAN" faggots again.