Ha ha... how do they come up with these crazy ideas for movies?

joo

God I would have killed myself if I was still a virgin past high school

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How did she do it?

>>83232986
i lost my virginity on my 15th birthday to a 14 year old

i still browse 4chan as a 30 year old. i've been trapped on this site for 12 years now.
please, please someone kill me

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40 days? I probably would have died lol

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>>83234855
>>83234888

>>83234855

>it's a real flick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttqL3TtkCg8

If this post receives dubs I'll get laid by next week

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>>83234945

tough luck pal

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>>83234945

>>83232986
Cute grill staying at my place. Single. If she comes to my room, should I go for it?

>>83234945
If this post actually gets dubs, all virgins itt will get laid I promise

>>83235997
WAIT FUCK

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>>83235997
If I get dubs I get laid once for everyvirgin in this site

>>83236041
Fuck you pal, if I get dubs, I'll kiss every virgin itt on the peepee lol

dubs and you all become wizards

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If singles I'll have lots of sex with hot chicas.

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dubs every virgin ITT will turn into Baleman and proceed to fuck any girl of his choosing

dubs and something happens

>>83234888
better this than snapchat or instagram

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*wastes your dubs*

If dubs every anon in this thread will get laid in 7 days tops.

>>83235997
If I get dubs, no more sex in the world.

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Such a brave woman.

if dubs then i are the gay

if I get a 4 we all get laid tomorrow

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>>83232986
>great job, great friends, great apartment, great hobbies, great health
I never understood what was supposed to be the 'problem'

>>83232986
i lost my virginity in senior year so im not a loser

>>83238063
If 1-9 See embed

>>83238391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8

If dubs I get laid tomorrow and virgins will stay virgins

if dubs we all die alone

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>>83239122
How could you do this?

>>83239168
Like I told you anything you didn't already know.

>>83238385
Yes you are the only thing is that you are not a virgin anymore but you are still a huge looser.

>>83239122
im ok with that, i dont deserve anyone's company