peter, im your gf

>Th-That's it! You figured it out Zendaya, *you're* the genius!
>Whuut?
>N-nothing, i gotta go!

screencap this

>haha, how silly, why date me when there are much better guys like, uh, ned?

>>83223764
DAMN, ZENDAYA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??

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>>83223764
>im your gf
NO you're a transgender brown boy. Now go put some makeup on you're scaring the dog.

>>83223764
you have a very wide face

>>83223764
Get outta here, I'm in love with my aunt May

face it tiger, you just hit the JACKPOT

Yaaaas Marquisha Jane. You my main hoe.

>>83223915
I knew it was a tranny ruse

>>83223764
Was her or Bella Thorne

>>83223988
dem puffies tho

>>83223764
Why does she go by just Zendaya? Does she really think she's some big superstar like Beyonce or Madonna? I bet if I asked 100 random people, AT LEAST 99 would have no idea what the fuck a "Zendaya" is

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Peter, I got high and ate all the fried chicken again. No, don't turn the stereo down, I'm listening to the new Kendrick.

>>83224622
Das some serious manface

>>83224622
>>83223764
jesus fucking christ

what the fuck were they thinking

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>>83223949
aunt may ending is best ending.
>>83224622
>>83223764
shes like a younger Mama Fratelli from the goonies.

>>83223764
She's not even ugly that's the worst part, it's like they manfaced her so that during the inevitable prom reveal it's more of a transformation.

>>83223764
wtf is she? a nigress, spic, samoan?

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>>83223764
best girl incoming

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What would uncle ben think of nu-peter taste in women?

>>83225294
>a mulatto peter *cough* you dissapoint me

There is literally nothing wrong with BLEACHING delicious brown.

Who she play?

>>83223764
Face it tiger
I jacked you pot

>>83225421
>That thing
>Delicious
Literally thought it was Jayden Smith.

>>83223764
Yeah I saw pictures of her when this was announced and she looked cute and much lighter skinned than this

>Fast forward to watching this trailer a couple of days ago
Zendaya literally looks like an aboriginal

>>83225294
>no Peter. y-you must preserve the purity...*cough*... of the white race...

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>>83225475
His sister tho

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>>83223764
wtf

>>83225671
>>83225130

>>83223915
Whats it like being a dumb kid in Idaho?

Sucks to be you and have that huge a deficit in taste.

She looks like she smells.

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>>83225657
Jesus, what happen to her?

>>83223764
She does anal, right?

>>83225437
some bitch named Michelle

>>83225671
>>83224622
>>83223764
Niggers were a mistake

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>>83225239

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>>83223764
Why every time they have to put an ugly black woman??

Is this character going to be the Iron Man replacement they have in the comics?

>>83224622
>she

>>83223764

She can really pull off the nig when she lets her guard down. At her best she's a hot Latina.

>>83223764
Why is your nose so PHLAT?

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>Spiderman is a britbong again because Britwashing diversity

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>>83223764
PETER PARKER I DID NOT RAISE YOU SO YOU COULD FUCK NIGGERS

>>83225758
YEAH, FIRST DATE

>>83225970
Paula Patton is basically a coon who is white, only white guys like her

>>83225970
Hhnnnggh

> White character got played by black people

Well duuhhh skin color is not part of the character.

>Black character got played by white people

WHAT? HOW DARE YOU, THE CHARACTER IS NOW RUINED! I NEED MY BLACK SKIN!!

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>>83228667
>>83225970
I could support this

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>>83223764
>peter, im your aunt
>oh, p-peter

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>>83229011

>>83229011
I would slimy penor her.

>>83228995
>>83228667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3cMQQZjhNI

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hey Beter! Im your gf

Is that a dude?

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>>83223764
>hey nigga, looks like you hit the jackpot

Come on Raimi

>>83229245
>Paula Patton tries to take her son from Robin because he spanked him

Only niggers beat their kids. There's nothing wrong with what she did.

You must be a nigger.

>>83225747

Wewuz disease

>>83229492
physical discipline =/= beating

you must be a mad halfbreed

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>ywn have a black gf

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>>83229611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5dV1A5Q3ic

>>83229872
That's a black man, right?

>>83230005
black women have a higher than average level of testosterone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47UyX2WSWog

>>83223764
>>83224622
Can she be really portraying a transgender? Americans have lots of these nowadays, it seems; trans community, trans culture etc.

>>83223921
For you

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>>83229872

>>83229872
Not trying to be rude but he seems like an actual retard

>>83230439
he's more normal than her

>>83225970
She's at most 40% black.

>>83229872
That has a moustache. That's a man baby.

>>83223964
HELLLLOOOOooooOOOO

screen cap this.

>>83225421
>>83225475
Actually her looking like woman

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>>83231318
>>83225421
>>83225475

>>83225671
>>83231346

Honestly she has a nice facial aesthetic. If she toned it down with the makeup and the outlandish hair she could look at least a 7 or an 8.

I like it.

realistically peter shouldn't end up with a hot roastie but a plane jane tsundere helga

>>83225747
>>83229519

She's kind of hot desu

>>83231403
also needs to get rid of that retarded nose ring

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>>83225657
>tfw no qt williow gf to rescue you from cyborgs

jayden would be pretty cool to have as a side kick too.

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>>83231403
I agree. Though I like the big hair.

>>83231592
my negroid comrade

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if they wanted a mocha qt there are better available

old /tv/ celebrated loli zendaya

pretty predictable

she will be peter's date for homecoming

she dresses like a tomboy for most of the movie
then decides to doll it up for the dance
when peter sees his jaw drops and she says
>face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot

>>83231698
wtf I love Zendaya now

>>83225397
>>83225639
jej

Face it tiger, you just hit the CHAMBERPOT

Face it nigga, you got a thot

>>83224622
>new kendrick

more like Gambino

>>83223764
It's nice of Spiderman to be kind to the transsexual people.

>>83229872
>that fucking hairline and jaw

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>>83233960

>>83232310
post one then.

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>>83231403

>toning down the big hair

>>83234017
>this gaybo

>GF
Guardian Force?

>>83234265
>dude tits lmao

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>>83231698
aesthetic af

is this iron man 4?

>>83229309
I laughed anon

>>83225657
Her boyfriend must be white

>>83236177
how do you know?

>>83223764
She looks homeless.

>>83228995
>>83225970
WHITED
H
I
T
E
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>>83225239
Fine as hell.

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HEY PETER! YOU WANNA SMOKE SOME MARY JANE!

>>83224622
She looks an angry Mexican teen. Or the short dude from twilight who dated tay-tay.

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>>83234012

>>83224504
I don't know what a Zendaya is. Sounds like an African country.

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I don't know why they let Raimi design some of these posters, I don't think these will fly in today's world

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>>83223764

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>>83225239
>>83225845

>>83223801
I'd Like/Upvote this post if I could.

>>83237459
>HI WOOWIE!

>>83223764
>peter and his fat loser friend spend the start of the movie ogling this
but why?

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Who /Brown Bunnies & Round and Brown/ here??

>>83238157
Etshubatsu!

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reee why couldnt bella be mary jane

>>83239065
Sowwyes

>>83224622
Reminds me of young Boba Fett in the prequels

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is there any chance of a redhead in spiderman movies again?

>>83223764

The jews did this.

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>>83223764
>>83224622

"She" looks like transexual mexican midget who works in a fucking circus while carnys throw peanuts at her.

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>>83239111
disgusting
beyond disgusting
neck yourself whoreson

>>83240025
>paint on road
>get upset when it has tire marks on it

>>83239111
she does drugs now

>>83227474
>grandpa finds out his has cancer, months to live
>tell him I met a girl and we were going out for a while
>didn't tell him she was black

>>83229872
JOHNSON

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>>83223764
>2017, the year of our lord
>a teenager goes to public school in New York City and everyone is expected to be white

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>>83225475

peter, im your gf

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>>83224622
There are some seriously attractive black girls out there, and they chose this?

>>83228995
That kid is effay af

>>83225719
SURE THING BEANBOI

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>>83229011
aunt may>that manthing

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>>83229011

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>>83242501
They just JUSTed her

>>83242501
they made her ugly on purpose

some said on interview

>>83224659
>>83224806
>>83224980
>>83225807
>>83225983
>>83230219
>>83233862
>>83237537
>>83237537
>>83239318
>>83240120
>>83242501
>>83224622
>>83223764
You guys are retarded, its obvious that she's going to be the gross homely girl that Peter is friends with the entire movie until she puts on make-up for the school dance.

You guys should be angry at the fact that she's a fucking awful actress, she can't act for shit.

>>83229011
>might as well keep it in the family

>>83229011
>>83243154


>A-aunt M-may? What are you doing?!
>You're getting your cawk sucked kid.

>>83243038
cool but this >>83242772 isn't any better, she's just ugly in general.

>>83240239
>now

>>83240025
>6 different color buckets of paint
>14k dollars
why are liberals so dumb

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>>83237543

>>83243511
Because they're insane. They want to ban you from reading the bible to your offspring but it's perfectly okay to legalize fucking dogs. They're mentally damaged, all of them.

>>83223764
>its a 10/10 in burgerland

>>83240025
>vibrantvictoria
is that taylor swift dildo name?

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>>83225970
Please let Warcraft 2 happen. More zug zug with Paula