The Alien was always lame

>>83222894
This is going to be such a shit thread.

do xenos ave an anus?

>>83222894
The Thing would certainly be more dangerous for a small crew locked in a secluded location or ship, but the Xenos would be maximum apocalypse if they were to spread on a populated continent.

>Come from stupidly large eggs with no shell
they are still tough enough, a shell would just make them fragile and easy to crack under extreme temps

>Facehugger must jump directly out of the egg onto something's face
not really, they have been able to jump from the ground right onto peoples faces and choke them

>Chestburster is smaller and weaker than a Facehugger, despite being the second form of a Xeno and having an entire human to grow inside
this is the case with most animals that emerge from a cocoon, they are always soft, weak and tired from the emergence.

>Xenos can't directly impregnate people with Chestbursters
what does this even mean

>Xenos can't even lay their own eggs
That's why they have a queen, and there is a theory that a drone can molt into a queen if it is needed.

>Literally just a gangly fuck with an inconveniently large head
they need the head muscles to give the small mouth punching power to penetrate shit, they can easily tuck the head back on its back if they need to hide themselves

>>83222894
>Xenos can't directly impregnate people with Chestbursters
>Xenos can't even lay their own eggs
Alien deleted scene showed a single drone somehow turn a human into an egg

>>83222894
>t. USCMfag
Have fun being a humie when all your colonies are overrun with our proud black alium people, faget.

>>83224370
Overdosed on BLACKED

>>83222894
You forgot
>grows magically

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I wanna fuck xeno pusy

>>83223796
that isn't canon and scott said so, just did it for the box set rerelease of the film since the footage was shot but never used, was a cool idea though

>>83223735
Isn't the whole threat from The Thing about it spreading to the mainland and taking over everyone? It had done so on many other planets before Earth?

>>83226839
yeah and look what happened to it
froze in antartica, who knows what other weaknesses it has