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>>83221218
ugly Mary Sue bitch
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>>83221218
Why would you hold a lightsaber like that? One slip and your finger is coming right off.
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>>83221335
very true anon, very true

i think liebowitz only pretends to be a star wars fan
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>>83221218
Why'd they get a predestined porn star quality face actress to be a big budget movie lead? The only blue thing she should be wielding should be in her cooch and another in her mouth
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Why does she still have Anakin's lightsaber? This is actually pissing me off.
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Star Wars belongs to white women now deal with it nerds
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>>83221218
>>83221396
How do you get your hair to stick to your head like this? It's really really close to the skull, I like it and want to know how
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>>83221218
fully erect
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>>83221218
what purpose do the arm warmers serve?
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>>83222238
Hairspray and holding the knot with one hand and push down from front to back then switch hands, back and forth.
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>>83222443
thanks senpai
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>>83221218
nice boobs
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>>83221474
Um didn't you hear? It's not Anakin's lightsaber anymore. Disney Marketing Jews officially declared it yesterday as Rey's lightsaber.

They're going to do everything they can to turn SW into a franchise for little girls.
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>>83222313
Marketable iconography
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I want to lick her teeth while shes in full costume. And then slowly put my hand down her shirt and grope her breasts
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>>83222589
Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>83221396
she looks like winston churchill here
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She looks pudgier in the face since last time
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>>83222749
The bad posture and lack of bra isn't helping either
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>>83222738
The keyword here is marketing.
No kid is going to walk into Kmart after watching tlj to buy "Anakin's lightsaber".
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Luke didn't do HIIT with a lightsaber out.

He just did some flips and shit with Yoda.

What is it with lucasfilms and special effects in every shot?
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>>83222738
I'm not Anon. This is partly why I'm letting go of the most beloved franchise of my childhood. It's not for us anymore.

http://io9.gizmodo.com/this-isnt-anakin-skywalkers-lightsaber-anymore-its-rey-1795520818

>Either way, the blade is no longer considered Anakin’s lightsaber by the Lucasfilm marketing department. It has now been officially dubbed ‘Rey’s’.
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>>83222791
Okay. But, she can't make her own lightsaber? She can do everything else.
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>>83221218
Nice traps bro
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>>83221218
What's this stance called?
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I'm still pissed she isn't using a double-bladed lightsaber
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>>83222313
>>83222665

>>83222871
omg they are like double warmers that extend down over the hands too.

can these be bought in stores? my niece who pretends to like star wars would love them
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>>83221218

Fuck Star Wars.
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>>83222913
She will

Like they're going to show that shit off in the promo crap

Remember how ALL the TFA preview stuff had Finn with the lightsaber?
You wouldn't even think that Rey would touch the thing, let alone be the main guy with it
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>>83222913
pissed she isnt duel wielding like game of thrones
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>>83223087
That was h*lla f'n epic when that happened
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>>83221218
Outta my way Ren fucking shits
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>>83222912
The Girl Power! Stance
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>>83221218
I wanna cup those titties in my hands
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>>83222940
>my niece who pretends to like star wars would love them
fuck man, people can genuinely enjoy things you know
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that's a really shitty pose for the still
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>>83221396
Why is she manspreading?
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>>83223818
Interalized patriarchy causing her to unintentionally mimic what she thinks is proper (read: non-feminized) behaviour
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>>83221218
Cute
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I, for one, am very excited for the Kylo x Snoke sex scene in ep 8
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>>83221218
shit
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>>83221218
Is she throwing a javelin?
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>>83222738
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>>83223923
So long as she keeps her lips over those chompers, she's quite cute
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>>83221396
>Rey sitting with Chewbacca where Han should be

No no no fuck this
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shop it so she actually looks good.
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I'm pretty sure all jedi must build their own lightsabers. Why does this cunt get a pass. FUCK I MAD!
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>>83223136
>hella f'n epic

I hope you're not posting that unironically
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>>83224114
>I'm pretty sure all jedi must build their own lightsabers. Why does this dipshit get a pass. FUCK I MAD!
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>>83221218
She doesn't even look like she's in that island, how can you fuck up green screen in 2017?
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>>83224215
Relax its just a photoshoot, you autist. These aren't stills from the movie.
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>>83221218
Great photo. Great character. Obviously going to be revealed to be a Skywalker.
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>>83221335
because is not real
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>>83224085
k
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>>83224114
>Lol, only 9mm
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On what? Rey holding a light saber? There's nothing to discuss.
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>>83224175
Well, he did build his own lightsaber later on.
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>>83224376
Not until the third movie of the trilogy right? Which one of the new trilogy is TLJ?
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>>83224317
NO like someone hsould actually try and make her beautiful instead of the potato headed british monster she is.
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>>83222849
Most people don't care about fanboi minutia.
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>>83223136
this is the internet

you can swear here
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>>83222589
>>83222738
>>83222842
sorry to break it to you guys, it's not a real light saber.
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How did they get this back from cloud city?
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>>83223923
Oh wow! I want her to have my babies!
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This is straight out of the prequels. Rian Johnson is such a hack.
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>>83224616
>"THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE STAR WARS AT ALL!"
>"THIS IS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PREQUELS!"
I've heard both. Which the fuck is it you whining retards?
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>>83224616
I think this looks cool but it doesn't feel like Star Wars to me. Feels more like The 5th Element or something.

I know it's hard not to make that connection because it's an opera scene, but so much of the designs look more like future Earth rather than distinct looks from Coruscant or other planet cultures. You know what I mean?
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>>83221218
she looks like she has downs syndrome
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>>83224114
lol only fuddy.five
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>>83221218

bad movie from a bad franchise... why you even care is beyond me
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>>83224895
Well she is looking down at the ground.
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>>83224616
>>83224875
The only way it would feel like the OT is if everyone was in military uniform. Because those are the only people they showed in the OT - rebels and Empire. The closest thing we got to seeing the upper-class of the Star Wars universe was Lando. And he was dressed pretty damn flamboyantly, he had a huge cape with gold trims.
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>>83224616
Far left, that looks like Oprah Winfrey, behind the black chick.
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>>83222871
>it's a /tv/ pretends this doesn't look badass episode
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>>83224875
Not really

What did we see on Coruscant that really made it different?
Remember, Dex's Authentic 1950s diner?
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>>83224943
Well I mean it would help if they included one or two alien races we're all familiar with. I'm fine with adding abunch of random new races, I think that's cool, but one of them bitches couldn't be a Twi'lek? For all I know there are a few, but they didn't include them in this particular photo which would be weird for a promo pic.
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>>83224581
She can't have kids.
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>>83225089
Coruscant was a bad choice because it's so diverse, maybe I should have said Naboo or something.
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>>83225151
We never see Naboo civies
All we see is the Queen in crazy dresses and makeup, and people in military uniforms

It does feel like the Fifth Element but the turth is that the Fifth Element is very similar to Star Wars

It's "gritty" Space Opera.
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>>83221396
>>83221218

Seriously why not change the hairstyle? How is that cunts are legitimately employed to make things look good but they are so terrible at it?
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>>83225727
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>>83225727

you now fall in love with a qt nigress.
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>>83225018
What, you mean the arm-warmer chick with a staff and the cold old man with a robe and blankie?
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>train on a deserted island planet with an old monk
>somehow get fatter
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>>83221218
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>>83221396

Flies better than Han, fights better than Kylo, and probably uses the force better than Yoda.

Jesus
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>>83221218
gonna need a shop of her wearing jordans
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>>83221218
Why the FUCK does she wear those arm sleeve things?
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>>83221396
So the post-credits scene is "Daisy" finally revealing her manhood and whipping out her giant dick to pound Chewbacca, right?
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>>83227004
Cut down on skin showing. You're lucky you're even getting a touch of sweaty chest.
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>>83222871
wtf are those boots
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>>83221396
They look like a tired old couple who just got back from work and their kid took a picture of them with his phone as they were sitting at the table relaxing.
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>>83224616
is there any cool occult symbolism here?
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>>83222849

Well Luke didn't build his till the third movie. Figures this will follow. Then she'll have one with a fucking rainbow blade or something.
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>>83224122
>>83224483
wew how new has /tv/ become to let that classic slip under the radar
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>>83222871
>>83227255
w2c?
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>>83227255
fucking jedi uggs
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Where were you when reylo died?
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>>83227785
it's redit
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>>83222738
Are you really surprised? Did you expect them not to defecate more on the franchise?

And I have bad news for you, this is barely the beginning.
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>>83222842
>Not Luke's lightsaber
>Not Anakin's lightsaber
>Rey's

They don't even bother anymore into trying to be subtle about their desire of shoving their fanfic fantasy girl everywhere.
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>>83222871
Who's the guy on the right, Lebowski Skywalker?
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>>83221218
holy moly look at that man calf
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>>83222313
They're "compression sleeves".
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>>83221474
>Why does she still have Anakin's lightsaber?

Why wouldn't she? Luke doesn't need it.
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>>83221218
>>83221396
nice top, easy access
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>>83221396
Shes so dumpy looking
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