Sweet Jesus

fucking bitch

>*discovers her sexuality*

>sex bruises

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>>83219744

>>83219744
>gif

is this 2014?

>>83219744
My wife is my favorite actor.

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>>83219744
>and then he told me he wanted to spend the rest of our lives together! HAHAHHA

>>83219744
i want to have a sexual relationship with her neck!!

>>83220036
t h i c c bitch on the left

>>83220071
>>83220036
this

whos the THICCC bitch on the left?

>>83220095
Dunno. She's a friend of MEWs

>>83219744
WHAT IS THIS BOARD'S FASICINATION WITH THIS BITCH???

SHES A 7/10 AT BEST.

>no tits

>no ass
And no, that box shaped ass of hers does not mean she has an ass, inb4 the WEBM from her scene in Fargo

>face is ehhh

There are countless other Hollywood starlets you guys can fall in love with, why her?

>>83220165
DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY

>>83219744
Man, she has aged a lot lately.

Good bruise game. Really good bruise game.

>>83220036
DELET

>>83220165
Calm down, Riley. We know you miss her bro but you have to understand she needs a virile African man to provide for her in ways you never could.

>>83219744
dear lord

>>83220165
>inb4 the WEBM from her scene in Fargo which completely invalidates the whole point I'm making

off yourself you closeted nigger

>>83220165
She is A CUTE! A CUTE!

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>just in a different way now
>just in a different way now
>just in a different way now

>>83220165
I can smell the virginity stain on you.

>>83220327
so he is still there for her emotionally but shes not there for him physically? what a cuck

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>>83220165

>>83220071
>>83220095
>thicc

Stop this meme. That bitch is F A T

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>>83219744
>>83220372
>Sanpaku eyes
Don't come near this bitch.

>>83220165
Agreed, and >>83220336 I've had a lot of top-tier pussy in my life

>>83220422
>He's gay

>>83220327
>>just in a different way now
>>just in a
>>just

>>83220457
>posted on /tv/

>>83220489
>Ride or die
>Ride or divorce
>die
>divorce

>>83220489
>This is a JUST story.

>>83220165
This post is correct, nobody is allowed to not like women or that makes them gay but its true she has literally no body and is only fit for waifuisms.

>it's a tv lusts over a dumpy 3/10 bitch episode
yuk

>>83219770
whattup riley?

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>>83220025
Poor Riley. For him, the party's over. For some lucky chad, the fun's just beginning.

>>83220618
Free money from your 33 year old ex-wife. Nah, I'd say Riley won.

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>hey honey want to try out that $2000 nikon dslr I bought you for christmas?
>Nah, I'll use this diy pinhole I made, it's more artistic this way. trust me I'm a photography major

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>>83220165
>r*ddit spacing
kys my man

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>>83220655
>If you don't shoot an hour long POV sex tape with me using that 4k gopro cam I swear I'll break up with you in a few years
>do it I dare you

>>83220618
Riley got her in her prime. He fucked her for a decade +.

Some "Chad" taking his sloppy seconds when they're already past their due date isn't alpha. It isn't even a "Chad" thing to do. What sort of "Chad" settles for 33 year old used goods?

>>83220036
>He has Instagram notifications

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

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>>83220036
delete this

>>83220071
>>83220095
i claimed her first, lads.

shes cute, homely, hot, but fat enough to be insecure so ill manipulate her into being my 24/7 slut.

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>>83220652
>be emasculated house-husband financially supported by your more successful, talented ex-wife
>can never go near her pussy again
>become a meme on /tv/

It's all a matter of perspective I suppose, he did have MEW on tap for 15 years and that ain't bad.

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>>83220655

Goddamn can you imagine her loving your BBC as Riley sits and jacks off in the corner like the little cuck white boi he is?

>>83220000
Gif is and always will be superior to webm, faggot.

>>83220929
You don't actually believe this, do you?

>>83220655
holy shit what a timeless beauty. a proper muse.

>>83220541
>has literally no body

Virgin

>>83220959
I actually do.
Webms are mongoloided shit, never liked them.

>>83220655
post the booty shot

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>>83220000
dubs+quads checked

>>83220165
>no tits no ass
bro that's mew not emma watson

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>>83220327

>>83219744
Yeah, she aged like milk with a turd dumped in.
That nu-male beta cuck she left will be thankful in a year when he gets mad pussy while she withers away as a coal burning cat lady.

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>>83220929

>apple posters

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>>83220327
>cheer up, you can still give me foot massages

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>>83220000

>>83221102
>winfag who can't into unix
it's much easier to compile ffmpeg from source on osx

>>83221087
>No one knows what its like
>To be the bad man, to be the sad man
>Behind blue eyes

>>83220909
Wow. If he wasn't such an insufferable lefty, I would have felt sorry for him. But nope. He's a Hilary supporting lefty mutt,So I hope he's sobbing like a little bitch and sending Text to Mew Begging for another chance. "Please, I'm your slave, ask of me and it shall be done. Please, I'll do anything, Please, Oh Please, I'm so sorry, come back, Please, Come Back, Please!"

What a little bitch.

>>83221007
t. itoddler

literal definition of a plain jane

body of a middle aged mom - no stand out features at all on it, absolutely no tits

Doesn't have the cute facial aesthetics or demeanor to pull off being a cute dfc either

Seriously in OP's webm she looks like a divorced single mom trying to look 'sexy' after having cut off all her hair and hitting on much younger people

>>83221195
>a divorced single mom trying to look 'sexy' after having cut off all her hair and hitting on much younger people
was your intention to get me HARD AS FUCK? because you described one of the hottest semen gathering specimens around.

>>83221195
>Seriously in OP's webm she looks like a divorced single mom trying to look 'sexy' after having cut off all her hair and hitting on much younger people
don't make fun of the women I dated in my early 20s pls

>>83219744
What are her best movies/shows? I've already seen Scott Pilgrim and Death Proof.

>>83221277
you had some too? how was the sex, tell our virgin friend here >>83221195 how was the sex with those "plain janes"

>>83221324
10 Cloverfield Lane is pretty gud

>>83219744
did she fuck a black in this?

>>83221355
>>83221195
They were very, very eager to please. Sometimes their whole "look at how much fun I still am" shtick got embarrassing, but some of them were definitely fun too, and whenever the maturity came through things were good.
And fuck they're such semen demons.

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>>83220165
She was a 10/10 ten years ago.
IDK why people still act like she is the sexiest woman alive in 2017

>>83221428

No but there's still time

>>83221644
I prefer her now desu.

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>>83220327
>We've decided to move on from our marriage
>We

Fucking bitch.

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>>83222399
>the reason Riley is so happy in his tweets is because he's the one who wanted the divorce
>MEW looks like she's been crying
>it was actually Riley who cheated on her while she was away working on her new film
>all MEW wants from Riley is a baby but instead he impregnated a 21 year old
Top 10 Greatest Anime Plot Twists

>>83220165
You're ignoring context/history. She used to be one of the prettiest actresses in Hollywood, and she had a pretty unique look that's missing from a lot of actresses that are pushed on us as pretty (tall, thick thighs, big ass). That guy a lot of guys infatuated with her during their formative years.

I'll admit that if you knew nothing about MEW and just saw her for the first time in 2017, you'd be like I don't get it. She has not aged well the last couple of years, and her current look, as someone else here described it, is basically like "aging white divorcee desperately trying to look younger." The clothes she wears are generally hideous as well, and do no favors for her.

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>>83221129
god her neck is so exposed

>>83220000
Quads make it irrefutable fact.

>>83220418
Based

>>83220618

you think ewan's fucking her?

i wonder if he broke up her marriage.

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>>83220036
kek

>>83222502
Is he becoming a Chad?

>>83222502
This desu. Is probably swimming in PTP he had to turn down just for being F List. Got bored of turning it down for the Rolls Royce of 7s.

>>83220901

you're not even american which is disappointing

>>83219744
fat.
annoying.
womn.

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>>83223016
haha those heels are so large what dose she even need them for not stepping on balls right? hahaha

>>83222977
You can see the cottage cheese forming. Give it 5-8 years, and it'll be putrid milk.

>>83220327
Imagine having your partner ask you to pose for that shot immediately after smashing your heart into a million pieces

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>>83221644
Agreed

>>83220327
JUST

>>83220165
inb4
>no eye

>>83220929
Nobody except mobile shitters think this. After all mobile phones adapt to webm, we'll see these dumbasses licking up what they spat.

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Started watchin 25hours ago this series with full
soundsystems in my head, Great experience
and good crime show.

Theres always some whacky couple who mess things up and put the shitstone rolling and rolling. Hilarious shit!

Not even the best girl on the show
Seriously, Gloria is much sexier, she really looks like she needs a good dicking and I prayed for a sex scene between her and Ray Wise

>>83223062
she's 33
girls have more cottage cheese at 21

>>83220165
This. Not that she's not attractive but c'mon. She's painfully plain.

>>83223254
I am oddly attracted to that other female cop

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>mew thread
>no discussion of corrected tongue poster