Was there any solid reason for her not to follow Will in his

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>waiting 10 years to have sex
have you met any military wives?

>>83212476
I've never contracted an STD, so no, never met one.

>>83212476
oh yes he did LOL

>>83212476
ahhhhhh thats my nigga

>>83212435
She's a "free" woman. Look at how she cucked Will, Jack and her old fiance all at the same time.

Regardless of if she was married, her character itself is shit and only served to have a broad jawed hoe in a pirate movie.

>Be Will
>Lord of the Locker
>Not turning your ship into a pleasure barge where other sailors will want to join yer crew to get infini pussy.
>Not living.

>>83212435
>Of course staying on a ship ten years straight sucks, but so does living in solitude on a beach waiting ten years to get some sex.
militaries are cuckolds for a reason; and also they are super bluepilled for claiming to do a important job like ''saving democracy''

>>83212768
>>Not turning your ship into a pleasure barge where other sailors will want to join yer crew to get infini pussy.
did you miss the part in which they clearly say that, if he doesn't do his job, he turns to a freak like Jones did? Anyway, I agree with her character being a cunt, her pussy is fucking toxic.

>>83212435
It was stupid, she should have ended up with Norrington in the end.

>>83212833
What is his job again?

>>83212948
afterlife jannitor

>>83212833
I think he's saying Will does do the job, but he brings on some women and other pleasures so that the job is nicer.

Like hell, if he was selfish he could just particularly gather himself a crew of women and do the job, but all the while he's got a harem on his ship.

>>83212948
this >>83212981
escorting people to the afterlife
which is kinda retarded because I haven't seen any zombie around when jones wasn't doing his job

>>83213038
he was clearly obsessed with elizabeth despite her being a cunt, so he had no reason to visit her only every ten years

>>83212435
Davy Jones managed to get on land by standing in a bucket of water. Will can just wheel a jacuzzi around and he can fuck in that.

>>83212476
this seems fake as fuck

>>83212435
Wills boat can go underwater and she can't.

>>83213085
>I haven't seen any zombie around when jones wasn't doing his job
you can see in the third movie that without davie the dead are lost and wandering in a huge sea path to reach the afterlife.

>>83213236
but jones rarely did so, and why would will do that? he isn't fucking around for the lols like jones did

>>83213306
oh yeah, forgot about it

>>83213085
>I haven't seen any zombie around when jones wasn't doing his job

Did you happen to miss the first 5 movies? All are because DJ wasn't doing his job like he should.

>>83213341
He was underwater way more than he wasn't underwater. Even still the hostile seas aren't somewhere you want to take your wife and raise a kid. Bootstrap didn't want it for his kid, and will sure as hell wouldn't want it for his own kid much less his wife.

>>83213396
still not a reason to see her only every ten years

>>83213343
what? the first one is completely unrelated, the whole point of 2 and 3 was getting the fling dutch because of how OP it was and 4 has nothing to do with it.
Haven't seen 5 yet so in the doubt I'll give you that.

>>83212435
I assumed that with Calypso being a god again people couldn't just cross over to the land of the dead whenever they wanted.

>>83213129
4chan kids don't give a shit, as loong as it's ebin enough they'll believe in anything.