ITT: Pleb Filter

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>>83210232

>>83210232
I unironically believe in all of these. Challenge if you dare:

>Resident Evil
>Miami Vice
>Pain & Gain
>Lucio Fulci's entire filmography
>Fight Club (post-edge appreciation phase is patrician)
>Beyond the Black Rainbow
>Every Takeshi Miike movie
>Love & Pop
>Hardware
>The Pest
>That's My Boy
>Wild At Heart
>American Gigolo

That's all for now. I swear I'm not Armond White.

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>>83210261
How could such filth as the "Harry Potter" series be considered a pleb filter when it's quite obviously one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises.

Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

@83210435
Because austists like you actually hate them like bookfags

>>83210546
>Getting salty over a meme

DESU, I couldn't give two shits about Harry Potter. Read the books when I was a kid, but quickly grew out of it

Spring Breakers
Only God Forgives
Most Jim Carrey flicks

Inherent Vice

Plebs get in expecting dude guns and weed lmao and they get an intrincated plot their little brains can't make sense of so they get frustrated

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>>83210435
>posting that pic, then giving us your literary opinions

>>83211266
Is this post bait?
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