Riverdale

>>83208530
could that shop be any worse?

>>83208546
Could you in bed be any worse?

Thought not.

>you can make $1,000 to $5,000 a day

Looks like my ex gf

>>83208565
My wife of 20 years doesn't complain. An no I am not now nor have ever been a cuck.

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>>83208530
This is why Betty will always be superior.

>>83208667
She's up for some role in the Uncharted movie, no way she isn't being casting couched left and right

>>83208696
Lili is pure.

I hope she gets the Uncharted movie.

Nathan Drake is down to that spiderman actor Holland and Dylan O'Brien.

Lol ok old man.

>>83208546
It's a crop not a shop.

>>83208667
>from Cleveland

You just know...

>>83208732
>Holland and Dylan O'Brien
There's a certain pottery if O'Brien gets it over Holland, although it'll also be hilarious if Holland steals another role from O'Brien.

Still salty Holland got the Spider-Man gig, O'Brien would have been perfect in it

>>83208530
Should I fap right now?

>>83208795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugjv5QNUVQk
Put your dick away lad

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>>83208660
y-yeah looks like my ex gf too, hehe

>>83208753
It's still awfully done.

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Post lewd Riverdale grills
Please

>>83208775
>Still salty Holland got the Spider-Man gig, O'Brien would have been perfect in it


100% agree

too bad O'Brien got hurt

>>83208893
nvm I already came
Do I suffer from premature ejaculation?

>>83208530
>>83208667
>>83208893
I'm not an expert of the comics, I only read some issue of the new series... but aren't Riverdale girls supposed to be hot?

>>83208664

you have been married for 20 years?

what are you like 50?

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>>83208972

>>83208991
56

>>83208991
his wife is 20yo, ratard

>>83209006
I think DeCarlo women are the only time I'll agree with /a/'s 2D > 3D opinion

>>83208775

anyone remember the /tv/ post where some guy said o'brien got "vanilla skied" and that he would never work again? claimed to be a hollywood insider too.

>>83209006
exactly, the two girls in those strips are hot... why are their tv counterparts not?

>>83208972
If i had a picture of a fat virgin saying "lol freckle on cheek 0/10 would not fuck" this would be a good time to post it, because that's you.

>>83209010
What kind of miserable wretch uses 4chan at 56; even worse, the /tv/ board in particular?

>>83209068
big freckles, moles, etc are indeed disgusting.
they easily turn a 9/10 in a 4/10

>>83209076
I retired from my job at Giant Eagle, man. I sit at home all day and watch tv.

>>83209076
Just normal progression. Started using the internet in 94. Started using 4chan in 2006. But you are right. this place is a shithole.

>>83209038
I remember it being brought up, he probably needed insane reconstructive surgery since they had to push shooting back for ages

>>83208530
she looks like the mexican girl from brooklyn nine nine but much uglier

>>83209041
Because you're a faggot.

>>83209010
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>>83209143

Jesus Christ.

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The superior 3D Betty and Veronica

>>83208546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugjv5QNUVQk

>>83209328
If you think the main demo on /tv/ is under 30 you're deluding yourself.

>>83209394
If you think the main demo on /tv/ is over 30 YOU'RE deluding yourself. It's pretty clear most of the people here are barely in high school

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>>83209143
>>83209076
>>83209010
I've been here since January 2004. That's enough time for my children to grow up, if I took the time to go find someone to actually have children with...

..You will never leave this place.

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>>83208891
>"cropping requires skill"

No, you didn't think it was real so you got snarky and when someone pointed out that it was real and not a shop, you got butt blasted.

I bet you feel like shit for it. lol

>>83210155
When we came here for the first time? Maybe. But don't delude yourself, we'll be here forever.

I've been here since 2006 and can't quit. I'm 38. Even getting married wasn't able to make me quit this shit.

>>83210864
Is that a pick for fuzzy middle-sized ants?

>>83208696
>Uncharted movie
he is just another indiana jones rip off why make a movie about it when National Treasure exists?

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>>83210864
Those spic genes are kicking already.

>>83208530
best girl
dont @ me

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>>83208530

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>>83211166
Yeah sure.

thicc or trick?

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>>83211257

>>83211120
Are they finally getting around to making the third National Treasure?

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>>83211151

Hnngh sweet baby jesus

>>83208667
Is that supposed to be a Schnitzel?

i want ronnie pusy!

OFFICIAL UNDISPUTED RIVERDALE GIRL POWER RANKINGS

1.Cheryl
2.Betty

POWER GAP

3.Kevin
4.Veronica

>>83211074
41 myself. Was on 2ch and anonib before this.

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>>83208893
>mfw Madeleine wants Cheryl to get a girlfriend next season
Best girl

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>>83212393
>that list
>no Alice
>no Hermione
>no Polly

OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS
Midge whenever she shows up > Alice > Betty > Polly = Cheryl > Hermione > Valerie = Veronica > Mary > Josie = Melody

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>>83208667
>ywn have a Betty gf

;_;

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>>83212393
>Kevin

Kek

>>83208667
TENDIES

>>83208667
>tfw gf takes over tendies duty

Bye bye mommy!

What is this show even about?

Is this just a teen drama. Why does wiki say its a mystery show? You guys watch fucking teen dramas?

>>83213676
Someone dies, everyone tries to find out who killed them. Add in some B plot drama, slap an Archie coat of paint on it, done

>>83213610
with her cheeks spread that far apart it wouldn't make any sound anon

>>83213715
wtf is this archie though, wiki is so confusing.

These are funny comics from decades ago or something that they jewified into a teen drama? Is that it?

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>>83213762
Remember the old Archie comics you've probably seen in newsstands and supermarket checkouts? They took those characters, gave them a modern look, added in some CW teen drama ala Gossip Girl, turned down the brightness some, and there you go.

As someone that read the comics growing up, I was put off at first, I'm actually surprised I managed to make it past the first episode cause my reaction was NOT MUH ARCHIE, but I just worked through it and realised the more retarded they got, the more entertaining I found it

>>83208667
>ketchup in cups

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83214216
You expect the hotel to bring you a bottle?

>>83208775
Why do they keep casting Holland in big films? he's not charismatic and holy hell he cannot act. O'Brien is at least somewhat more memorable.

>>83213901
This dude would probably make a better spiderman than the one we got

>>83209076
When you're older is when you SHOULD be on 4chan. I sit at work and shitpost all day long if I'm not busy. If I were younger and had less responsibilities, I'd be online way less frequently because I'd be out doing shit (which is what I did in my younger days).

Enjoy wasting your youth posting memes on 4chan. Don't forget, you're here forever.

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plebs

just because she is mexican...

>>83209356
Not to fucking mention if you watched Twin Peaks you already know who killed Jason Blossom because writers no longer give a shit

>>83208667
do Americans really do this?

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Still can't believe I had to shop that black dress off of her left arm..
>You're welcome

>>83213762
These comics are legendary. They've been referenced by everybody for decades. The names Betty and Veronica are pretty iconic. My parents owned a convenience store as a kid so I read all of them.

>>83216092
It's not that she's unattractive, it's just that everyone else is more. Everyone else is A ranks and she's a solid A-

>>83213430
wat

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>>83216591
Pretty much this.

>>83209076
I can guarantee you're not gonna outgrow this place.

>>83216593

Blossomfags suck dicks for quarters

This show was just put on Netflix.

Is it actually any good?

>>83216092

.youhavetogoback

>>83216885

oh shit now I know what I'm gonna do this Memorial Day weekend

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>>83208667
>betty will never serve you tendies

>>83216885
you should watch it, desu

Riverdale threads are max comfy

>>83216885
It's a solid time waster. If you can get past the first few episodes you should be fine for the season. They jettison a bunch of the shit that didn't work early on

>>83208667
>America will turn this hot chick into a disgusting fatjacket.

She needs to come home to Europe, the land of the non-mongrels.

>>83209076
The better question is what kind of miserable wretch wastes the prime years of his life on 4chan while all of his peers are out having lives? Old people don't have anything going on aside from work, dealing with kids, constantly being tired, and body aches. The young have no excuse.

>>83208546
Except it is real and you are fucking dumb.

>>83217115
>wastes the prime years of his life on 4chan while all of his peers are out having lives
This sounds like your guilt and insecurities. Not everyone feels this way.

>>83217048

t. Turk

>>83213430

The fuck is happening in that webm?

What happened to innocent archie?

>>83217266
It's an edit

>>83217048
Lili is of German heritage...

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>>83208667
>mfw Jughead gets to eat her tendies

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>>83217878
Nah he cockblocked himself

>>83217920
>implying Betty won't evetually get wet over "Bad Boy" Jug

>>83217958
Nah man, that's the face of a drier snatch than my mother post menopause

>>83211151
Not even that hot, she's pretty fucking average looking.

>>83216092
>mexican

born in virginia to brazilian parents

so it turned out that Cheryl was the only one who remained pure throughout. best girl confirmed

>>83214632
>b-but i did things

wow grandpa well done winning 'nam oh wait

>>83218339
>bangs her brother
>continuously tries to jump on the Archie D
Hot Dog prevent Betty from getting laid, she's still the only pure one

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>>83218425
Betty needs to get raped.

>>83213430
top kek, brutal

>>83218522
By Cheryl

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>obvious warning signs that something is very wrong
>just when she's about to let it out something else comes up and she realizes she has nobody to lean on
>tfw you couldn't save her

I just wanted to be there to stay behind and comfort her and prevent her from doing anything rash. it hurts

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>>83218238

>>83218645
At least it makes more sense than the shitty 13 Reasons Why

>>83209010
>>83209076
>>83209143

This oldfag is in another level

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:'(

>>83218752
yeah I heard that wasn't well done and it put me off from watching it

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>>83208667
>a girl this attractive will never make breakfast for you

>>83212281
chicken tenders and fries, which are the thing people get when they don't like anything else on the menu

Don't know anything about your show but apparently you've got a character called Veronica whose gaining weight

Is this true?

>>83208530
Why is Veronica a fucking spic and not a WASP?

>>83217115
>18-20s are your prime years
Not anymore. Young adults have arrested development and need some kind of outlet to prevent form going insane. Most 20 somethings now live with their parents. Most don't have any idea what they're going to do.

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>>83219401

no

>>83217115
>Old people don't have anything going on aside from work, dealing with kids, constantly being tired, and body aches. The young have no excuse
I'm young and I hav all of those things. Why do old people think they're so special?

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kino

any word on when season 2 starts yet?

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>>83219486
They start filming next month, season 2 airs in October and filming ends around April 2018.

>>83217266
>>83217663

He had enough of Blossomfags

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>>83208530
i say her and this cheating whore should be play related chicks that just make out

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>>83219612
that's too long of a wait! hope it's a bit longer than 13 episodes this time around.

>>83219436
Is it not?

I heard she did

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I want Betty to sit on my face

>>83219836
braaap

>>83208667
Veronica is side bitch material

>>83209076
>he thinks he won't be on here or another site like it 20 years from now

>>83208530
Sauce?

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>>83219693
Season 2 will have 22 episodes.

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>>83220072
>22

based. looking foward to more Cheryl

>>83213430
the magic of editing

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>>83220413
She's getting a love interest. Some think it'll be Betty's older bro or lesbian chick called Toni Topaz.

>>83209076
If this site exists when you are 56 you will still be on it, if it exists when you're 96 you'll still be on it, the fuck other websites are you going to go on?

>>83210864
>>83211144
What's changed about Veronica?

She looks literally identical to the way she's always looked

>>83209038
We didn't see hide nor hair of the poor guy for something like a full year

they could have grown a fucking clone in that time, who the fuck knows what they did to him

>>83216593
"Alien" crossover, they froze her in the lake and try to remove the xenomorph from her chest cavity with their bare hands

I thought Sabrina was supposed to make an appearance in ep 13?

>>83220595
I don't see her being a lesbian but maybe an older bro type makes sense. Just hope she remains pure.

>>83220875
>I thought Sabrina was supposed to make an appearance in ep 13?

easily the most disappointed I've been with a TV show in a long while

>>83220875
the sabrina thing was a huge fuck up. if they can successfully introduce the supernatural shit without it being to too jarring then congrats but they should've done it on the finale.