Has there ever been a bigger cuck in the history of cinema than Sean Archer?
>Sword enemy tries to kill him throughout the movie
>Sworn enemy kills his son
>Swaps face with sworn enemy
>Sworn enemy bangs his wife repeatedly
>Sworn enemy is eventually killed
>Literally adopts sworn enemy's son to raise him instead
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>83201987
How come he didn't fuck the daughter
I mean what is wrong with him. Could have lived out a daddy fetish and then he wouldn't even get caught for it after they swapped his face back.
>>83202090
she was mad hot but goddamn I hated that nose ring
I hate nose rings in general why do girls do that? there has literally never been a nose ring/jewel that looked good.
>>83202206
Makes it easier to identify the livestock
Chick as hot as that with a workaholic father in a middle class subsurb = fucked by 10 different dudes before 25.
>>83202206
>how do we show this teenage daughter is EDGY and just as DAMAGED by the brother's death as the rest of the family
>nose ring
>>83201987
kek he also could have fucked Cindy Crawford and instead sperged out yelling MICHAEL at her kid
>>83202388
that was gina gershon m8.
and yeah, when the badguy moved into his house he saw from his wife's diary that he hadn't boned her in months Smh
Nick cage also had the ability to summon guitar riffs out of nowhwere
it's almost charming in a way how they gloss over the massive plothole of the person's height and body shape being totally different
i mean shit you could tell from forearms alone
>>83202539
>lanklet switches faces with a manlet
>has to experience life as a manlet
nightmares
>>83202518
why is nick cage so based?
>>83202090
As a kid this scene gave me a boner. I wanted to see them fuck before I knew what fucking was.
>>83202708
because you're a redditor
>>83202732
>>83202090
>>83203230
>those undies
God bless.
>>83203230
It was very suggestive
>>83202539
It blows my mind that they couldn't find 2 actors with a more similar body type. Or at least have Nick cage work out until he's the same size as Travolta. Kinda ruined the immersion.
>>83203421
yea. plus everybody knows nick cage has a way bigger dick than travolta and his wife would obviously notice the difference immediately
>>83201987
I love this movie so much.
>>83203210
>he doesn't appreciate vampire's kiss
>>83203421
>>83203625
the sturgeons made adjustments to their bodies so no one would notice, they even said that in the move
>>83201987
>Sword enemy tries to kill him throughout the movie
Ah, so that explains how they replaced faces, must've been a katana to have been that surgical
>>83204242
so they literally changed their dicks too (even though they didnt even expect sean archer to use his damn dick during the brief period they expected him to be in prison)? lol
how did they give travolta a bigger dick then?
>>83203230
>implying she wouldn't
What a predicament!
>>83201987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tig15LKzVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81OoQmcLj48
>>83203230
Based Ang
>>83204443
hidden secret knowledge from the egyptians pyramids
God bless that chink John Woo