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>>83198518
>be watching Alien: Covenant
>dumb protag bitch is on the cargo shuttle
>yells for someone to "throw her that axe"
fucking Ridley.

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>>83198518
Hey at least it was better than the women's razor movie prop from Star Wars.

[spoilers]Space axe couldn't save her :([/spoilers]

why

>>83198518
space ents

Honestly this was about the last time tv was fun to browse

>>83198518
ALL HAIL THE MOTHERFUCKING SPACE AXE!

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tell me /tv/, is that the most efficient handle for an axe?

>>83198729
agreed. bane, while fun, ruined everything.

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>>83198789
Maybe something like these digits

>>83198518
why is it curved? is it because of space gravity?

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Fucking Hell, once again Ridley missed what made Alien so good
The original axe was a big razor used for post hypersleep pube shaving

>>83198562
at least it was a normal axe, not that "futuristic" axe she's holding

>>83199116
For me?

hated david for what he did to her

>>83198562
I don't even agree with the axe meme for Prometheus but I almost burst out laughing at that part just because I've seen people on here argue about it for so long.

if you like to make such a big issue about space axe youre the sort of literal redditor that complains about "pineapple on pizza eww", aka pleb sheeple that gets his memes from facebook.

>>83201033
jesus dude i was just posting a meme thread so i could get some Kinotheus discusson

>>83201046
>making low effort threads when you could just ask people to discuss the movie

>>83201046
but you hadnt any point or argument for discussion. which means you wanted to read other people discuss the film. and thats fine, but you could look on the archive to get that instead of posting a shit thread like this one.

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>>83199116
>at least it was a normal axe, not that "futuristic" axe she's holding

That was the worst part about it. Now they're not even trying to pretend to be futuristic.

What bothered me was that no one stumbled upon the room with her body until it was too late

Also

"TOSS ME THE AXE"

Scott is a literal hack

>>83201262
They're still using projectile weapons. Also while 100 years is a long time, some things change in that time and some things don't. I don't think people will stop using knives and axes in that amount of time, considering how long they've already been around.

>>83198518
I never saw the problem, the axe has lasted thousands of years.

>>83201549
The problem is the curved handle

>>83201184
Okay fines what did you guys think of Prometheus?

>>83201307
>I don't think people will stop using horse-drawn carriages and crossbows in that amount of time, considering how long they've already been around.

>>83201986
Horse drawn carriages and crossbows haven't been around for anywhere near as long as axes and knives.

dont watch the third it is depressing as shit, the first is amazing, the second is a magnus opus, promethous was pretty cool

>>83201687
its kino.

>>83198518
Still hot

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>>83199116
>people STILL talk shit about the axe for having a "retarded futuristic design"
>mfw it's an actual axe design

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>>83199097
>The original axe
It's a hatchet

>>83202941
>hatchet
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>83202515

>mfw it's an actual axe design

Where do I buy this retarded axe ? I want to own one!

I'm almost certain they know about the axe meme and are just trolling people with it now. And by people I mean autists.

>>83198518
>newfag can't blankpost

>>83203008
>Where do I buy this retarded axe ?
No idea but the design is the exact opposite of retarded so don't let the axe dealer hear you saying that.

>>83202515
>mfw it's an actual axe design
it is? what design?

>>83203506
Not that guy but the curved design is made to help with hacking wooden doors open. The way the edge is angled due to the curved handle concentrates all the energy on the tip which makes it easier for the axe head to pierces wood.

>>83203752
I know that fireaxe handles are usually curved a little, I've just never seen one curved that much

>>83203783
Probably someone thought that curving it that way removes any pivotation issues.
When looking at it again it doesn't look curved that much. Every time I stop looking at the picture I can't help imagine the axe being a fucked up shape.

Damn you /tv/ for damaging my mind. First Chloe and now this.

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>>83198518
Why's her head look so huge

>>83198562
That got a good chuckle out of me. Both times they get an axe and do nothing with it.

this is one of the best memes