One will direct your autobiography, the others will critic it.

>>83192548
Kubrick is the only right answer for a director here.

Kubrick and Coppola are the only two filmmakers in that image that have made a decent movie.

I guess Dead Alive and the Frighteners are okay.

how will Del Toro fit monsters into an autobiography

>>83192611
This. It's really not much of a contest.

>>83192548
Why is Kevin Smith Aka "The Bald Spot" here? Shouldn't all of these be at least decent directors?

Kubrick = Goat director
Coppola = Goat storyteller
Lucas = Goat visionary

The three of them would make the greatest film ever together

>>83192548
Michael Moore obviously, my life will trigger alt righters for generations to come.

>>83192611
That's Peter Jackson you pleb

>>83192611
>>83192673
Is there enough in your life for Kubrick to work with though?
>>83192710
Your childhood nightmares
>>83192752
If you haven't accomplish shit in your life and are nothing but a wage slave, the clerks guy could theoretically manage to make your life amusing.
>>83192786
He gets it

I feel like only Del Taco would be able to create a monster hideous enough to play me.

>>83192777
>implying Kubrick wasn't also Goat Visionary

actually George Lucas wasn't that much responsible for the Look of Star Wars.
you can thank Ralph McQuarrie for that.

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>>83192836
>Is there enough in your life for Kubrick to work with though?

Obviously I'm choosing him for his attention to detail. I know he would do it better than I did too, because that's what he did with The Shining.

Lucas has probably the best imagination of any director in history so he would make my life seem interesting

>>83192777
Lucas is, was and forever will be a hack.

>>83192836

1 - No one asked for your input, and no one cares.

>>83193016
and then he'd shoot it in shot reverse shot with bad dialogue

>>83192548
Kubrick because there's nothing of substance in my life.

>>83193082
dont bully

>>83193384
y-you too