/who/ - Doctor Who General

>>83187222
shit tier edition

This is нaш thread.

>>83187150
Not sure how well known it is locally, but not many have heard of that show outside the uk, whereas Harry Potter is a worldwide phenomenon. He's far to recognizable/ attached to his character. Kind of like how Tom cruise is Tom cruise in every movie he plays in

>>83187222
is this really the best idea you had for a thread

>>83187319
:(

>>83187293
Fortunately for Tom, people make half a dozen movies a year with Tom Cruise as the main character, so he gets to pick and choose which one he wants to be in, and the others have to settle for substitute actors or go back into development.

>>83187293
>>83187401
I'm not sure if you're joking, but here's an actual excerpt from an actual screenplay:

>EXT: LOS ANGELES:
>
>Long shot of TOM doing a Tom Cruise run through the city.

I wonder who the writer saw in that role?

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>>83187222
Пpивeт, пpивeт, пpивeт! Hy, я, кaжeтcя, зacтpял в дepьмe Time Vortex, CHOBA! Пoэтoмy я нe мoгy вaм пoмoчь. Этo oднo из мнoгих coжaлeний в мoeй жизни. Пpoщaйтe, мoи дopoгиe!

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>>83187222
More or less authentic than this?

>>83187222
Why did the Pope need an interpreter? Shouldn't the TARDIS be translating for them?

>>83187529
Who doesn't love Foma Ivanovich Pekarsky?

>>83187772
"simulation wasn't perfect yada yada"

>>83187772
Headcanon it yourself

- Doctor is blind and this has an effect on the translation ability
- Coincidence, just a glitch

>>83187772
Moffat talked about that in an interview. I can't remember for sure, but I think he said something like this:

He had a good joke about it, but it screwed up the flow of the scene, so he cut it. Then, in editing, he realised they'd left it with no explanation, but there have been so many other times the TARDIS didn't translate with no explanation that you can just chalk it up to lots of TARDIS subsystems being finicky and not working all the time.

There are some people on Twitter who insist that it was intentional, the simulation was imperfect, and in fact that's how the Doctor knew he was in a simulation. But that's pretty silly, even before Moffat directly contradicted them, given that he obviously didn't figure out he was in a simulation until later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GNhn3LY7I
reminder

>>83187772
The actor had his own headcanon.

>The TARDIS couldn't bear to translate me. I'd sound like this. Not very impressive, is it?

Christ. I just was a Snapchat story with two guys fucking with the God Complex playing in the background. I guess they were "Netflix and chill"-ing but I haven't left this scene unscathed.

Hold me, /who/ ;_;

>>83188224
>Hold me, /who/ ;_;
Only if you put God Complex on in the background. And take off your pants.

>>83188129
god
this bad
like bad bad
i feel shame for my country now

>>83188288
>he hadnt seen it before

>>83188313
and I was happy back then.

>>83187673
Reminder that JNT fucked up the airing order of Series 26 so Ace has the hammer and sickle badge a couple stories before that guy gives it to her

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

Reminder to unhype for Pyramid

All the reviews are saying it's just ok, has some dumb moments, and is all setup for the last 5 minutes.

Apparently the Lie of the Land trailer is hype though.

>>83188224
Where do you get Snapchat stories of people fucking from?

>>83188385
Canon order of S25:
Remembrance, Greatest Show, The Happiness Patrol, Silver Nemesis

Canon order of S26:
Curse, Ghost Light, Battlefield, Survival

>>83188462
>reminder that's not what the reviews actually say

Basically only CultBox complains that it's just OK because it's all setup. Everyone else (DigitalSpy, Digital Fix, DoctorWho TV, mymbuzz, etc.) gives it 4/5 stars, second best episode of the season, continues the upward trend of this already great season, etc., singling out the Monks and the TARDIS crew for praise.

>>83188462
Yea, I'm expecting nothing more than a boring midpoint episode to set up for the finale.

>>83188503
Or you could just skip Silver Nemesis (and maybe read the novelisation instead), and S25 is pure GOAT.

>>83187673
>More or less authentic than this?
Colour is wrong and name tag is very wrong.
Plus У looks like Y

THIS ACT WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR END

remember /who/, whenever you feel down about the fact we're in the shit tier mid-series point, that it's less than a week till we get a new DWM with a preview of ep 11

>>83188838
And if you speak Chinese and know someone in the government, you can get previews all the way up to series 15.

reminder that David Yates wanted to make Doctor Who movie with Radcliffe as the Doctor

I WILL BLOW THIS SUB UP BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN REACH THAT BUTTON, GRAND MARSHAL. BLOW US ALL TO OBLIVION.

Cold War is the worst episode of Series 7 and this is an objective fact.

>>83189111
Kris Marshall

>>83187222
Can you guys point me in the direction of a site that isn't the BBC iplayer, where I can watch S9? S8 would be a bonus.

>>83189472
Unless you're in America, Netflix.

If you are in America, Britbox.

(Both are paid though)

>>83189472
Primewire, unless you're a britbong

>>83189532
I'm not in America. Also I was hoping for somewhere free.

>>83189641
you could always pirate the episodes.

>>83187222
Please tell there will be some slav squatting on the episode.

Spasipa harashoo

>>83189723
Where from?

>>83187222
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>>83189792
If only there were some kind of BAY for PIRATEs, some kind of ASS to KICK, some kind of EZ way to get TV shows. Alas, there isn't and you're stuck with the shitty BBC iPlayer.

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>>83189641
I grabbed the links for you, since Primewire could be blocked for you;

Series 9
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>Extremis is the 27th most watched programmed on BBC Iplayer
>shit ratings, even shittier than fucking Colin Baker
>no hype whatsoever about the new Doctor nor PCap's regeneration

Is cancellation imminent lads?

>>83190093
I believe it's doing okay in Hamburger and Chink markets. Hype is definately fucking low in the UK and euro countries tho.

>>83189948
Sarky cunt.
>>83189987
Thanks but they don't seem to work for me. Maybe because I'm on a phone.

>>83190155
I didn't know you were on mobile, sorry anon.

>>83190128
>hamburger and chink
>caring about markets outside the UK

Oh for fuck's sake, it doesn't matter. Doctor Who in the UK is a fucking institution within television and the fact that no one seems to be giving a fuck about it seems to indicate that the cancellation of the new series will come sooner than later and it will all be Moffat's fucking fault.

>>83190093
Cancellation wouldn't be the end of the world. The wilderness years still provided us with some quality Who.
>>83190193
No need to apologise.

Come up with another episode where the Doctor is forced to assume a human idenity and use the chameleon arc. I'd have the 12th Doctor think he was an Irish Rebel during the 1798 Rebellion

>>83190222
It does matter. BBC Studios is now a separate, for-profit corporation. Most of their money comes from overseas sales, online sales, and merchandising (and I meant overpriced geek shit, not Toys-R-Us). Their biggest asset is the BBC brand's value overseas, and their second biggest is the Doctor Who brand.

So Chibnall isn't going to reverse the focus on foreigners that's been going on since 2009, he's going to accelerate. Doctor Who will be a British institution as in an institution of Britishness to sell to the rest of the world, not an institution for British people.

>everyone was expecting Moffat to go full crazy
>Moffat is going full stop with recycled ideas of his own

What went wrong? Are they saving budget money for Chibs? Saving marketing money? Seriously, what the fuck is happening?

>>83190375
1 thinks he's an old English actor in golden-age Hollywood.

What's the best Dalek story in all DW media?

>>83190455
Have you ever seen the finale of Sherlock's third season? Moffat just ran out. In addition, at the time of writing s10, his mother suffered in the hospital, so man clearly had problems with well-being.

>>83187222
Reminder that history is a whitewash and early 19th century England was at least 20% Bantu African (also Jesus was black)

>>83190375
Eight crosses dimensions and meets the Shalka Dr and they masquerade as out of work actors and go on a holiday in the countryside by mistake.

>>83190590
You mean season 4? Season 3 finale (about Magnussen) is pretty good, and I remember people freaking out for weeks after le epic Moriarty return.
Season 4 felt dead inside, I agree.

>Extremis
>Pope speaking Italian to a fucking ethnic half-Italian

MOFFFATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>83190651
Fuck, yes, I mean season 4. My bad.

>>83190589
The Dalek Chronicles.

>>83190257
The wilderness years provided us with amazing stuff because of a bunch of unlikely coincidences.

>BBC didn't realise renewing Target's license for Virgin was going to be used to create a spinoff series.
>Virgin didn't give a shit and let Peter Darvill-Evans do whatever he wanted.
>Peter had no idea how to edit a tie-in novel series and did all kinds of crazy stuff from aiming it at an adult audience to an open submission policy that he talked about online.
>The internet was at exactly the right size where RADW could drive new writers to Virgin without flooding them with more crap than anyone could read.
>Even after the novels became somewhat successful, BBC didn't take back the licence because the relevant people continuously believed they were one year away from a big new deal to bring Doctor Who back in some way.

If it was canceled again, we'd have the NSAs continuing as they are, and if we're lucky Big Finish, but possibly not even that—if they want to sell off the property to someone like Disney (which they would, if they'd really canceled it), Disney wouldn't want entanglements like the BF contract.

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>>83190589
Do you really don't know?

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http://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/bbcw-plans-indicate-new-who-to-run-until-at-least-series-15-84972.htm

>The MOU comes on the back of a content deal that BBC Worldwide also signed with SMG Pictures yesterday evening. The deal will see the entire catalogue of Doctor Who including spin-offs, Torchwood and Class available on popular TV channels and on-demand platforms all over China.

>The deal not only covers Showrunners Russell T Davies and Steven Moffat’s Series 1- 10, but also incoming Showrunner Chris Chibnall’s yet-to-film Series 11, as well as a first look for Series 12-15.

>a first look for Series 12-15

oh my

Would it stop then? The noise in my head?

How is S9 faring so far? I only saw the first three eps. I thought they were entertaining enough but not GOAT. I like Bill much better than the last girl. Has The Master returned yet?

>>83190957
Getting better - I thought Oxygen/Extremis were more interesting than the first four, particularly Knock Knock. And, well, "a" Master has come back.

>>83190222
>Doctor Who in the UK is a fucking institution within television and the fact that no one seems to be giving a fuck about it seems to indicate that the cancellation of the new series will come sooner than later

>This thing is bringing us lots of money but is only getting figures of about 4 million viewers in the UK.
>But it's a UK institution!
>Welp better cancel it then
Doctor Who fans are so fucking stupid

>>83191118
I'd say they are more 'interesting' because arc-related stuff is happening and we get cliffhangers and stuff, but the quality of actual writing is pretty meh.

>>83191118
The female one? Wouldn't she be more accurately described as The Mistress?

>>83191192
They are easily better written as well

>>83191208
Yes, just like May is the Prime Ministress.

>>83191208
Apparently. Though I've never been quite sure WHY she "couldn't very well keep calling myself The Master, now could I"

>>83191232
Probably. Honestly I still prefer The Pilot, episodes 5 and 6 were ok, but I'm not very impressed.

>>83191246
Ministeress isn't a real word.

>>83191282
Because it would sound odd?

>>83191128
Yep. Chibnall says he has big plans for the show, and when he give details it's all about wanting to be more involved in online deals and in every level of the merchandising.

That's what the BBC cares about. If he does that as well as they want, they'll give him the budget he wants (within reason), and the show will continue just fine.

And meanwhile, everyone will care not to care about the few dozen grumpy fans who predict the end of the series every year based on numbers they don't understand or just made up.

>>83191314
But Ministress is:

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/ministress

>ministress
>NOUN
>1 A woman who ministers or serves.

>Origin
>Late 15th century; earliest use found in Rule Minoresses. From minister + -ess: see -tress.

>>83191466
I stand corrected. I will have to start calling her that.

>>83189261
>in a series with Doctor Widow and Wardrobe, Angels Take Manhattan, Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS, Nightmare In Silver
Nope

>>83191554
>counting christmas specials as parts of series even if they literally aired 9 months beforehand
And I'd rewatch any of those last three before Cold War because at least they have a spare idea between them.

Reminder that russkie zahvatili /who/ and now lords and masters of this fandom.

>>83191610
Alright, I can't argue with a crazy person. Go enjoy Nightmare in Silver

>>83191551
It actually doesn't sound that inappropriate for May, but for Thatcher it would have sounded very weird, even though Thatcher was an aggressively conservative anti-feminist and May isn't.

>>83191282
She could have just said "I am the Master and you will give me all your candy" or something and it would have worked fine.

But after she said "I couldn't very well keep calling myself The Master", and "Missy" has worked so well for her character, it sounds weird to call her The Master.

>>83191733
Also May is pretty fuckable but I wouldn't touch Thatcher with yours.

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>>83190837
WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR HEAD?!

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>>83191818
True, but then if you looked like Denis, you might have to lower your standards to Maggie-tier.

chronological anon here, starting the pilot, I'm gonna finish today

>>83191938
you done well. congrats!

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Would /who/ support of a Kiwi Dr Who?

>>83191938
Congrats. Any thoughts?

>>83191905
I do look like Denis but thankfully my right hand functions perfectly.

>>83191938
wew tang clan, you madman, you've done it

>>83191955
thanks.

>>83192000
just wow, it's felt like an eternity getting here.

>>83191938
If you're only just starting with the pilot how could you possibly finish today?

>>83192030
I get the feeling Denis never figured out how to use his hand. He went to an independent school whose mandate is to protect boys from the moral dangers of modern urban life. His first wife dumped him the day he got back from fighting the Nazis and filed for an annulment claiming they'd never consummated the marriage. And there's a story that when his unit was sent to defend recaptured Rome, his subordinates immediately went to find a whorehouse, while he got drunk and went golfing.

>>83192303
The Pilot as in the first episode of season 10.

Goddamn that stupid title.

>>83192403
Kek. Is it season ten? I thought it was nine.

>>83192403
(Obligatory "The Three Doctors is the first episode of season 10, you pleb".)

I kind of like that they've realised that they're basically out of titles and have to reuse three titles from BF and novels and comics, so why not just reuse "The Pilot" too to make DVD sales just as confusing.

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>>83192464
>season ten

>>83192550
There's still a few titles left. There's no Planet of Fear, The Wheel of the Cybermen, Night of the Daleks, or The Web in Space.

>>83192600
Yes, the one with Peter Capaldi as Dr Who.

>>83192600
based whaat poster

>>83192696
It's
S E R I E S
T E N

>>83192374
I can't say as I blame him. Drunk golf is way more fun than eyetie whores.

>>83192748
Series or season. It means the same thing. It's obvious we're discussing NuWho so no one is going to be confused by it.

>>83192748
I sense that your davies are somewhat russelled.

So it is season/series ten? In that case >>83189472 replace nine with ten and eight with nine.

>>83192861
OldWho is Season
NuWho is Series

>>83192374
It was a public (or private, if you're a septic) so I'm pretty confident that he did learn to use his hand. Granted that it would have been on older boys but he learned it nonetheless.

>>83193224
It does not matter. Get over it.

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>>83193391
>It does not matter. Get over it.

>>83193439
>he can't get over it

>>83193439
Fun fact: person on a picture is David Edward Williams (born 20 August 1971), known as David Walliams (/ˈwæliəmz/), an English comedian, actor, author, presenter, television presenter and activist, known for his partnership with Matt Lucas on the BBC One sketch show Little Britain.

>>83192303
I've got a really big screen and LOTS of memory, i'm gonna play every episode at the same time.

>>83193501
What's he an activist for? Unfunny juvenile humour acceptance?

>>83193528
I used to do that with porn. I'm celibate now though.

We owe everything to VK.
All hail the ruski lords

>>83192615
I think planet of fear was used for a Hartnell episode. I could be wrong though.

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>BBC Worldwide have issued a press release indicating that the entire catalogue of Doctor Who related shows will be made available in China via Shanghai Media Group Pictures, which includes a first look at Doctor Who up to its fifteeth series!
What the fuck, I thought that 'China doesn't get Doctor Who' was a meme.

>>83192615
>>83194227
Apparently there's a short story called Planet of Fear.

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_of_Fear_(short_story)

>>83194184
Thanks based Ivans. I'll never have to give even a single hapenny to those kikes at the beeb ever again.

>>83193589
Probably something to do with homos or trannies. He seems the type.

>>83194347
>>83194184
What are you talking about?

>>83194449
VK is a Russian social network. There's a classic Who community on there that has uploaded all the episodes as well as a metric cuntload of other Who stuff, books, comics, audios, etc. I'd give you the link but I'm posting from a phone and copying and pasting is a hassle.

>>83194581
It's also really good for porn.

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>>83194605
This

>>83194689
>not naming it Saturday night lemur
I am disappoint.

>>83194784
I don't have to fucking impress you.

>>83194895
That time of the month eh? I understand.

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>>83195028
AGGGHHH

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From Rachel Talalays Twitter finale pic

KINO?

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>>83195227

>>83195225
Pop a couple of ibuprofen, grab a hot water bottle and snuggle up under a blanket with a good chick flick. You'll feel as right as rain in no time.

>>83195227
Fuck I will fucking lunch you in the face if World Enough is Heaven Sent-tier kino

>>83195355
W-what's the hot water bottle for?

>>83195376
>I will fucking lunch you in the face
Is that your way of saying you'll buy him lunch?

>>83195418
It helps with the cramps apparently.

>>83195502
This thread is so fucking tsundere.
>>83194784
>>83194895
>>83195376
>>83195418

>>83195680
Can we have that in English please?

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>>83195776
> Its is a trait given to those whom express alternating feelings of hatred and love for a particular individual, often one who is their secret love interest

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>>83195680
Dumb animeposter

What is Prydonian chapter

>>83195835
Sounds pretty gay.

>>83195852
http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Prydonian_Chapter
That was hard

>>83195848
Dumb frogposter.

>>83195852
The Doctor's Chapter. All of the notable Time Lords come from that house. It's full of renegades.

The only interesting non Prydonian is Narvin iirc.

>>83195776
Tsun: the Japanese onomotopeia for turning your nose away in contempt/disgust
Dere: lovey dovey

Thus tsundere describes a person who acts cold and harshly towards someone that they secretly love

>>83195852
Time Lords are divided into Chapters like Prydonian (orange robes), Arcalian (green robes), Patrexes (pink/purple), etc. Sorta like a cross between Hogwarts Houses and political parties.

>>83195959
Are there any other chapters

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>>83196028
There are like six and the only time it really ever comes up is in the Faction Paradox stuff (especially Ancestor Cell) and some books like Divided Loyalties I seem to remember them vaguely referring to it.

>>83196008
Slanteyes are capable of love?!?!

>>83196106
Dumb cletus

>>83196133
Go eat a dog, Fu Manchu.

>>83196212
>complaining about the singaporean cartoons on a chinese imageboard owned by a slanteyes

>>83196104
>Divided Loyalties
Why did Gary Russell feel the need to tell us how Adric smells?

>>83196281
Maybe he's Orson Scott Card in disguise.

>>83196245
I'm not complaining about any cartoons. I am simply voicing my contempt for orientals.

I just spent 5 free hours doing nothing. Kill me.

>>83196318
>complaining about orientals on an oriental board bought by an oriental from an oriental loving weeaboo

>>83196349
Do it yourself, lazy cunt.

>>83196369
That's more like it. Thank you.

>>83196423
>complaining in a virtual simulation of your life inside the virtual simulation of 4chin in a virtual reality simulation to people who are equally imaginary
I BORROWED FROM THE FUTURE

>>83196281
Just out of curiosity, how does he smell? I'm imagining sweat, dried cum and spoiled milk.

>>83196281
It was a major hole in continuity that needed to be filled in, otherwise fan could each have their own headcanon about how Adric smells, and we can't have that.

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>>83196501
>...He masters the art of the sarcastic, but unfunny, retort, is lazy and workshy and, above all, forgets to bathe regularly. Both she and Nyssa had suggested that the Doctor should have a man-to-man chat with him about how his body was changing as he went through his teenage years, and should offer to give him some deodorant, but the Doctor had suddenly mumbled something like ‘been there, done that centuries ago, no thanks’ and headed off somewhere else. As far as Tegan’s sense of smell could tell even the TARDIS automatic-cleaning atmosphere couldn’t stop Adric’s armpits ponging.

>>83196561
Weirdly I have a headcanon about how Nyssa smells but not Adric.

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>>83196561
Why is nobody writing books to fill in the holes in Famous Five continuity, like how Dick smells?

>>83196710
I know how dick smells. Or at least how my dick smells. It's kinda fishy and buttery.

Night /who/ is best /who/

>>83196770
I was going to say "Yeah, but your dick probably doesn't look like Gary Russell as Dick", but then I remembered his haircut, and, yeah, if you're circumcised, it pretty much does.

Anyway, Gary's actually kind of popular for the role in Germany. Not quite David Hasselhoff popular, but a lot more than in the UK.

http://www.fuenffreundefanpage.at/en_ffreunde.htm

>>83196938
Thankfully my dick is unjewtilated.

>>83196938
>"Write something about being Dick in the Famous Five Seventies version" quoth the esteemed editor of the EBS Magazine. Great thought I it's a bit like handing Hitler a map of Europe and saying "So, where exactly do you think we should start our campaign?"

This is how Gary Russell started his memoirs for his German and Austrian fans.

>>83196938
Gary Russell as in THE Gary Russell?

>>83197084
Yes.

>>83197113
Well smack my bottom and call me Susan!

Peter Harness is taking over as showrunner in series 14..

Wake up cunts

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>>83198986
Blrrrrgh. I'm 'wake. Honest.

>>83198986
>middle of the afternoon
fuck off, cunt. I'll nap if I want to.

>>83198986
i'm australia; i'm awake

>>83198986
I'm New Zealand; I'm awake

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>>83193501
Also played pic related

>>83195959
Romana isn't interesting?

>>83199617
She's a Time Lady, doesn't count.

>>83199679
>implying there's a difference

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Next 2 eps of DW clash with BGT.

>>83188224
>I haven't left this scene unscathed.
>Hold me, /who/ ;_;
I can't figure out what reaction you are trying to convey here. Are you sad because seeing them have fun makes you lonely?

When you wake up tomorrow, you see a missed call from an unknown number. He left a message, saying to call him back immediately. When you call him back, it's Chris Chibnall. He asks if YOU want to be the next Doctor in Series 11 of Doctor Who.

What do you do?

>beeb have committed up to series 15
what are they going to do when series 12 averages 1M viewers?

>>83200360
he's just a homophobe who thinks seeing two guys engaging in consensual sex is eye scarring

>>83200680
Oh that's disappointing. Having a cheeky bit of sex with a bro while watching Doctor Who sounds comfy as heck.

>>83200623
Ask him how he got my number and call the police

>>83200714
just cuddling is cuter desu

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>tfw 16982 days until the 100th special

Fun Fact: 16982 days ago Pope Paul VI was wounded in the chest during a visit to the Philippines by a dagger-wielding Bolivian painter disguised as a priest

>>83200759
>implying you can't cuddle with a dick in your butt

I disagree

>>83200800
You are my favorite trip.

>>83200651
They won't care if 100 million Chinks watch it.

>>83201880
Are we going to get a chinese companion? Chinese are known for being racially superficial in the sense that they're not interested in watching most shit if it doesn't include chinese actors

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>>83201988
Maybe.

>>83201988
Are there any chinese twinks, or are all the asian twinks japanese or korean?

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>>83201988
Coincidentally weren't we just talking about her as 13 a few days ago?

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>>83202329
Good post.

>>83196281
>>83196594
Wow, fucking savage. Did Gary Russell hate Adric?

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Bill slave ship episode when?

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Books

>>83202718
AHAHAHAHA YOU FORGOT TO REMOVE YOUR TRIP

COUNTDOWN ANON CONFIRMED FOR RACIST KEK CLETUS

>>83202858
I support countdown anon's right to post provocative bait

>>83202858
God damn it. Now I can't post the slave ship again

>>83202904
Thanks friendo

my 9 year old son just watched oxygen and said "Fuck capitalism!"
I'm so proud.

>>83203027
>things that never happened

>>83203164
Bite me.

>>83203027
It's supposed to be 8 year old

>>83203027
Do you mean your wife's son?

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>the Doctor kept Missy in a basement dungeon and brought her dinner and a piano
There's no way they weren't having kinky timesex in there

>>83202718
I knew there was a reason I didn't like you, CountdownCletus.

>>83203590
What reason?

>>83203356
Oh, don't be disgusting. They're Time Lords, not animals. Try, nano-brain, to rise above the reproductive frenzy of your noisy little food chain, and contemplate friendship.

chronological anon here, just finished extremis..

AMA.

>>83204103
Do you wipe your butt standing up or sitting?

>>83204144
standing master race.

>>83204144
I was standing until i found out people sit. It blew my mind and I saw the light

>>83204103
Which Doctor do you most relate to, and which is your favourite

What do you think were the postives and negatives of watching Who chronologically

>The MOU comes on the back of a content deal that BBC Worldwide also signed with SMG Pictures yesterday evening. The deal will see the entire catalogue of Doctor Who including spin-offs, Torchwood and Class available on popular TV channels and on-demand platforms all over China.

Sarah Jane Adventures BTFO

>>83204289
relating to, that's a really difficult question desu. I'd have to say 5, he's the most passive of the doctors and it's the people he surrounds himself with that really gets to shine.

Favourite. That's tough, there all great characters, Hartnell is fantastic, but in novelizations and most of BF there's a certain spark that's lost by hartnell not being present. As for McCoy. he's a solid doctor on paper, but \with how he's been trending in the Main range lately and his inconsistent acting hurts him.

Ultimately, I'd have to say tennant, not because of him as an actor, but I just didn't care for the direction the show was taking him.

Positives are getting to watch the show evolve and grow. A concept so flexible in form and genre that it still works and continue to grow and expand, it's exciting to see it happening. It also helps to get a better feel for the time and the specific era's of the show. Things like season 4 and 17 I've really come to love while doing this journey.

As for negatives, there are stories which simply aren't designed to work when listened to like this, like Seven to One. Little two minute chunks I have to listen to at some point between other stories. but there's no substance to them, the first doctor solves the problem and after that there all just kind of there.

Also, retroactive continuity, not little things like the daleks origins and capabilities being tweaked, things like in a first doctor story, terms like gallifreyan, time lord being thrown around is really jarring.

Lastly, ongoing storylines are a bitch, when I reached the doctors that are active at BF, Most of them have an ongoing arc that's not wrapped up, so I reach it and suddenly, the companions gone, with no explanation. it's kind of annoying.

>>83204590
More like "China BTFO" becaue they're not getting the best spin-off.

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>>83204173
>turning your ass into a butterfly painting
>master race
pick one

whovian net teasers
trump insult in the episode HAHA

If last week’s episode confused you, the first minute of this one should help clear things up.
Nardole isn’t just sexy, you know. He’s excellent at hacking into CCTV cameras, too.
Bill’s second – well, first – date with Penny gets rudely interrupted.
Check the time on your phone. Tick tock goes the Doomsday Clock…
A familiar face from UNIT makes an unexpected appearance.
“I wouldn’t have even voted for the President. He’s ******.”
Move over, Bill. It looks like the Doctor has just found himself a new companion.
“The end of your life has already begun.” Oh, Doctor. Say it isn’t so!
The Monks are back, but they’ve really been here all along…
Another week, another cliffhanger. And this one is a doozy.

>>83204892
>“I wouldn’t have even voted for the President. He’s ******.”
>6 letters
drumpf

>>83204892
>If last week’s episode confused you, the first minute of this one should help clear things up.

Sounds like my idea a few threads ago about the episode starting with the Doctor walking around the Tardis explaining what happened in Extremis like the beginning of Listen and Before the Flood is becoming more and more likely

>>83200360
No, I was shaken to see people have sex while Doctor Who was on in the background. It was the moment 11 opens the door with the crack inside, with a close-up on his face.

>>83200680
But I'm gay? How else would I have a Snapchat story of two guys fucking?

>>83204892
>doozy
This word triggers me. It just makes me think about shit. Like literal shit. Why? And do people even use it anymore?

>>83205221
>How else would I have a Snapchat story of two guys fucking?
if you had a gay exhibitionist friend
it's not like you choose what gets sent to you on snapchat

>>83205261
Doozie and doodie are two completely different things

>>83205267
Yeah well that's not the case m80. While the scene was pretty hot, I couldn't shake the screen in the background off my mind. It really felt like Smith had just come in the room, saw them and then closed the door. He then placed the "Do not disturb sign" on the knob.

>>83205261
Yes, although it's olde timey automobile slang from the 20's or 30's. It's also a type of cookie sandwich thing that goes cookie, royal icing, cookie, sold in malls of america.

>>83205332
You just know they cued up the episode to show that part when they filmed it
They were probably even just watching it normally, came up to that scene and thought "hey wouldn't it be funny if we were fucking and that was playing on the TV"
so then they did it

>>83205297
I'm 100% positive I've never heard of doodie.

>>83205334
>America
Of course. Makes sense.

Do people actually send videos of them fucking to their friends? Is it just a gay thing because they're extra promiscuous?

>>83205361
Did you ever watch wreck it ralph?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhe4ARx9xQQ
Did this scene just confuse you?

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>>83205361
>that's a doozy <
>>83205387
Depends on the friends, but yes. That's pretty much what snapchat is for as far as I can tell. Why else would you make a video that deletes in 30 seconds/after 1 view.

>>83205421
No, I just can't stand Disney movies anymore. Or any animation movies.

>>83205462
What the fuck this isn't making any sense anymore.

>>83205361
>I'm 100% positive I've never heard of doodie.
bruh. You're telling me you've never heard a doodie/duty pun?

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>>83205479
I'm sure it has legitimate uses like talking shit about a friend and it has "fun" filters on it that make you look like a furry, but from my experience it's mostly girls flashing or people getting fucked. It's not just for gay folks.

>>83205462
well if you're my friend it would be to send 12 videos in a row as she sits there telling me one sentence of a story at a time.
Like m8, just fucking text me you idiot

What will the next thread be about I wonder.

>>83205622
That sounds painful.
I didn't have it on my POS phone for long, it would always crash it, and yea some people just seem to like spam, even the pornographic ones, like I don't need to see them bounce from 15 angles, I got the jist of it after 2.
>>83205743
Doctor Who?

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>>83205743
Hmm, yes. I wonder.

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bessie in nuwhu WHEN

>>83205221
I can see why that would be surprising, but shaken?

>>83205332
>It really felt like Smith had just come in the room, saw them and then closed the door. He then placed the "Do not disturb sign" on the knob.
what a bro

>>83205332
>He then placed the "Do not disturb sign" on the knob.

I seriously don't remember the scene in God Complex where 11 hung a sign on his dick

>>83205332
>>83205359
>>83205798
I kinda feel like I've seen a gif or webm edit of this but with the torchwood miracle day sex scene with jack.

>>83205387
>because they're extra promiscuous
t. sexually frustrated straightie

>>83205934
How many times must I tell you to never respond to me, old man?

>>83206039
All you anons look alike to me.

>>83206013
In general there are a lot of gays who don't particularly care about having any kind of monogamous relationship. Compare the statistics regarding surveys of how many sex partners gay people have had compared to hets

So does /who/ agree that Bill is vastly better than Clara? I'm just hoping Moffat doesn't turn her into an insufferable cunt like he did with Clara.

>>83206054
This is why God created the AIDS. To punish them for their disgusting, immoral and animalistic behaviour.

>>83206090
Definitely

>>83206051
Racist cunt.

>>83206090
I liked clara. She was there a bit too long imo. i think she should have left in last christmas. The "Doctor and Clara and the TARDIS, same old, same old!" Tagline kind of summed it up well. I've really liked asBill but I don't think I've seen enough of her, and the "freshness" of the latest series could account for alot of that. Having Lucas around really helps things too, admittedly I was pretty apprehensive about his character, but he's been delightful.

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>>83206219
Exactly the response I was looking for, thank you. Made my night!<3

>>83206231
I liked her to start with but she ended up becoming pretty unlikeable. I was dead against Nardole at first but he has grown on me.

>>83206300
The Doctor is pretty racist. Him calling Sontarans potatoes is no different than calling blacks nigger IMO.

>>83206368
it's funny so it's not racist

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>>83206316
Speaking of Nardole, was there any grumpiness online about him calling asBill babydoll? I think I may have gotten slapped using that very term like 10 years ago.
>>83206368
Progressive star trek referred to cardassians as spoonheads, quite often. Babylon 5 referred to one of the races as boneheads iirc. Lots of scifi is pretty racist.

>>83206508
>spoonheads
This is a common term for Somalians in the UK.

>>83206508
I'm sure some unattractive fat harridans got sand in their coochie over it.

>>83206231
imo the best leaving point for her was Death in Heaven. The cafe scene was great. But if not, Last Christmas would have been a good time too.
>>83206316
I was about to agree with you but looking back I barely even liked her at the start. Oswin and Victorian Clara was interesting but her personality was pretty grating at some points.
I think many people were dead set against Nardole based on Husbands of River Song when he was written solely as comic relief. But from Doctor Mysterio onwards, after he had become an official companion and Moffat wrote him as an actual character he's been fantastic

>>83206582
Never heard that before and it seems a hell of alot less obvious why they would be as opposed to cardassians.
>>83206621
I hadn't heard a peep about it, just thought it odd.

>>83206650
I haven't actually seen Husbands. I was just against him because I don't hold Matt Lucas in high regard. As a comedian I think he's about as funny as the Manchester bombing.

>>83206722
We call them that because their heads look like the back of a spoon.

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You said memories become stories when we forget them. Maybe some of them become songs?

>>83206795
Never actually seen one, but I guess i'll take your word for it.

>>83206880
You're lucky. They're filth.

>>83206760
Oh no I don't think he's very funny either
I just think it's interesting to see the difference in his character between the two episodes

>>83206090
She haven't taken over the plot yet. She's fairly bland, and I'm OK with it.

>>83206508
Yeah but Kim Cardassian is ugly af, I don't see how that's racist.

>>83207493
It's racist because she's not white.

>>83207493
XD

If it was Eric Roberts returning as The Master instead of Joan Sims, would /who/ be more or less hype? I'd have to say more.

>>83190748
I thought the Chinese government didn't like time travel

>>83207680
Fucking no. He was disaster. You have terrible taste.

>>83207722
He was no worse than Sim & Gomez.

>>83206508
>pic
the meaning of that scene completely changes when nardole's little squeal straight after he said it is taken out

>>83207680
I think I'd be about equally as hype. I might give the edge to Eric Roberts though, just for the addition of how hilarious it would be

>>83207717
A myth. But TV shows and films are heavily censored, and certain historical periods cannot be shown.

>>83206854
I actually love this video. When I'm reading a depressing book I imagine myself going into the book and showing the characters this.

>>83207912
In order that they also killed themselves? You are a terrible person.

>>83207843
Is there a list of those historical periods?

>>83207912
I've never understood the urge to read or watch depressing stuff.

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>>83207960
I was reading two books of a four book series recently and the narrator comes across as a well meaning criminal (who you sort of assume did something like jaywalking) and is raising a cute innocent kid who can do miracles like bring people back to life and give toys life (no not the Celestial Toymaker of course).

Turns out the narrator is a reformed mass murder and rapist who tortured his "family" to death and had something done to him so he was incapable of hurting people.

Then the kid he was raising kills himself after seeing a former god have his brains blown out in front of him. He also thinks that the kid is a reincanation of a friend that he greatly regretted killing and he regularly visits that friend's grave which makes it even more messed up.

90% of the book is reserved for light and fluffy stuff and long dense rambling interludes of the narrator's philosophy or what happened in their world, though, but fuck did it get VNA level dark fast and the writing style reminds me of that Faction Paradox book Of the City of the Saved.

Pity, though, that book really whetted my appetite for a proper video adaptation of Big Finish's Master.

DOCTOR: Taking a big space truck with a bunch of strangers across a diamond planet called Midnight? What could possibly go wrong?
He hangs the phone up.

>>83208334
>Turns out the narrator is a reformed mass murder and rapist who tortured his "family" to death and had something done to him so he was incapable of hurting people.

Glad Kilgrave was okay in the end

>>83208400
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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>>83208476
Haha speaking of End of Evangelion, do you have the Moffat version of this? I made this one, but I know there's a Moffat one floating around somewhere.

>>83195227
Looks like 12's regeneration scene, looks very 60's

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>>83208525
The Moffat one is so fucking good.

>>83208547
>>83208547
>>83208547
>>83208547
>>83208547

MOVE MOVE MOVE
NEW THREAD

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>>83208548
That's the one! Thank you Anon

>>83207680
It would definitely be more surprising, but absolutely not more exciting.

>>83208564
Fuck

>>83208564
Offerino