Cannes thread

Can someone give me a rundown?

quick rundown

what a monster

basic gestalt?

theres some real fucking weird people on earth.

Can I get a speedy summary?

>>83186641
Looks good for a 70 years old dude

Can i get a brief recap?

He needs garmonbozia to sustain himself

>>83186741
hes 70? what the shit

im starting to believe in the bogpill.

can i get a quick glossary?

>>83186741
He's AT LEAST 500 years old, if not older. Stop spreading those myths.

>>83186590
>>83186626
>>83186736
>>83186853
>>83186955

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Can i get a swift run-through?

Can I get a zippy synopsis?

>>83186641
You're right she is a monster, after only one thing of his

>>83186564
Why would a timeless being choose such an ugly avatar

BOGGED

>>83186564

>those yellow teeth

>>83186564
HIS NAME IS
MISTER
BOGTASTIC

>>83187134
It's all scar tissue from an eternity of fleshly imprisonment.

The Bogs are trying to return to their brethren within the void between universes

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>>83187134
>he sees in three-dimensional space
you will never get the call

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Time to wake up

>>83186564
The Bogs may very well be Lodge entities.

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FYI, this is their son. Half Bog, half human

>le bogs xd
Even /pol/tards dropped this forced reddit shit

>>83187266
t. Rothschild shill

haha would someone kindly update me with a fast summary of what this is all about lol kek

>>83186641
you'll pay for this mortal

>>83186564
Has Okja screened yet?

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Is it possible to overdose on bogpills?

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>>83186564

>>83186590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K-_sMq6xFc

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/ourguy/ may win the Palm d'Or

>>83187258
He's a big bog

http://www.todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017

Korean Kino confirmed.

>>83188084
literally who?

>>83186564
I thought Lara Flynn Boyle wasn't going to be in the third season.

Did Elle not go to the amfar gala this year?

I've seen these guys so much that they're starting to look normal to me
Is this a taste of the bogpill?

>>83188509
Josh Safdie, director of Good Time.

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>>83186564
Bog has always been cool.

>>83186564
It's nice to see Lara Flynn Boyle bury the hatchet and show up for the premiere

>>83188809
>mogging TC this hard
lel

>>83187258
What the fuck's going on with all this weird shit?

>>83187266
Who are these people?

>>83187248
this 2bqh

how is her front teeth super white but her rear ones are stained?

>>83189854
do you need a quick rundown?

Where were the bogdanoffs during the manchester attack or was it just collateral damage?

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>>83187539

For sure

>>83186564
Damn, what a shitty pair of shoes.

>>83193207
Christ, she looks like Cher.

>>83186564
That's a big haircut.

The girl is a qt. Did they fug? Do money buy out the disgust of looking at that face mid-fuck?

>>83187058
>not speedy synopsis
YOU FUCKED UP NIGGER

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Ladies and gentlemen
I give you
Angelica Huston

>>83187258
Looks like the orc from The Hobbert movies. No not the white supremacy one, his second in command.

>>83194677
Episode VIII has some really great design work

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Bog?

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what would /tv/ do to get their bogtograph?

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>>83194677
Live action Howl's Moving Castle when?