>the moment when haters knew they fucked up APOLOGIZE

>>83173493
>everybody freaking out about this image
>google it
>people shitting their pants because disney says it officially belongs to rey
Nigga what? Multiple people have held Anakin's saber over the story. Obi-Wan had it for like 19 years, so you could market it and sell it as his saber too. Disney using jew logic again

>>83173493
Why is she running with her lightsaber?

>>83173493
Her finger is way too close to the blade. She could burn herself or cut off her finger. Fuckin stupid bitch, and her nigger boyfriend ain't much help is he?

>>83173493

Rey is a Mary Sue because she is instantly liked, trusted and put on a pedestal by everyone she meets.

Han Solo wants her on his crew and trusts her enough to work on the Falcon. Chewbacca watches over her and rips off Unkar's arm to protect her, who also wants her for inexplicable reasons. Maz is willing to give her a lightsaber, and not just any lightsaber, but the Legacy lightsaber of the series. Finn loves her and his sole motivation in rescuing her is that he loves her. The major villains of the movie want her. Princess Leia hugs her and not Chewbacca when Han Solo dies, and personally tells her that the Force is with her. She inherits the Millennium Falcon, Chewbacca, and R2-D2 when one of the three most beloved characters in the franchise is killed off. The primary villain of the movie, Kylo Ren, obsesses over her when she is his prisoner and is the first person in the movie to take his mask off to. Absolutely every single thing is handed to her and her competence and personality are never questioned in any way, shape or form by anyone in the movie.

This is what makes a Mary Sue. Not the fact that she has all of these amazing powers and abilities without even trying or without having been trained, but the fact that absolutely everyone she meets instantly likes and trusts her. This is the true mark of a Mary Sue, and it is due to an inability of a writer to create a compelling character. A Mary Sue will always be a stand-in for how the writer wants the fictional characters to react to them personally.

None of this can be refuted. She is a Mary Sue, and it isn't because she has powers and is a woman. It's because she is horribly written and to defend her is to defend bad writing.

I can't get stuck in the story when I keep seeing the fucking Skellig Islands

>>83173493
Who gave that little boy a lightsaber

>>83173493
I'm with her

>>83177389
As true as this is. Its also misogynistic. Rey made star wars. Nobody will care about those originals soon.

>>83173493
jesus christ this looks awful

>>83177500
nobody i know actually likes nu star wars or wants to rewatch it

>>83177618
you don't know many sw fans do you?

>>83173493
She persisted.

I don't care about who owns a sword. A though about running and holding a hilt-less sword, especially a light sword, in that way seems highly impractical

>>83173493
>Running on wet rocks with a deployed lightsaber
>Fingers less than an inch from the blade
>eyes closed

If this were a decent movie she would immediately trip and either remove some fingers or impale herself. If this is the marysue quest I expect she will do a flying somersault handstand backflip following this still.

>>83178438
>wet
mossy*

She runs

It's her turn (to be a jedi)

>>83174784
She just stabbing the air

That faint shadow of her asscrack makes me so wild and horny. I feel like I was some sort of primitive animal, salivating for the smell and taste of excrement and vaginal fluids. Homo Erectus indeed.

>>83178762
Her forward foot is off the ground, she's either doing some crazy lunge stab or she's running.

>>83173493
>tfw you realize that the biggest symbol of the newest disney star wars family friendly movie trilogy is a weapon that was used to kill groups of children

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this triggers me
this is how you get disarmed

>>83173493
really bad shop for a AAA level franchise

>>83174011
it does officially belong to her now, and thats perfectly fine and logical, now that she is the one who found and is using it. What has people upset is the fact that they made an article about it, basically women shoving it into all the mens faces like "SEEE?! WE STAR WARS NOW" And men are reacting exactly how they planned, by restarting the whole feminism/girls in muh star wars arguments that only serve to make people keep talking about it. Disney doesn't give a shit, with the Star Wars brand and all the drama and attention they generate this will be their cash cow for decades.

>>83177580
it looks like she's in the middle of some kind of break dance.

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>>83179974
>inb4 rey gets some sort of permanent scar like luke, anakin and kylo

>>83173493
It's amazing how little of a fuck Disney gives about this. Shows they know millions of brain dead mouth breathing retards will watch it no matter what.

>>83177500
>Rey made star wars a joke.
FTFY

>>83175686
her nigger boyfriend is gay though

>>83173493
What fan film is this from?

>>83173493
drumpfkins BTFO

>>83182194
Finn had googly in love eyes for Rey as soon as he saw her. If they listen to fucking fans who want him to be gay when it makes no sense I will be pissed.

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>>83177500
>>83177618
I see new Star Wars films merch discounted everywhere I go, it doesn't sell meanwhile even the prequel trilogy merch still holds its value

>>83182683
it's because the toy manufacturers are out of date sexists who are still making action figures. if they want to have any hope of capturing the target demographic they need to start making Star Wars barbie dolls.

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But it is hers, obviously Luke will say, Nah, keep it, it's your now.
So it is Rey's saber.
Also the photo is sick.

>>83174011
>Anakin: made it
>Obi-Wan: took it from Anakin after beating him
>Luke: "your father wanted you to have it"
>Rey: ???

>>83173493
I'm trying to figure out what emotion her face is conveying and I can't make it out

Anyone know?

>>83178438
She's obviously learning to use the Force. Relying less on her senses and more on her powers.

>>83182971
>Rey: "I want you to have it cos I don't like being a Jedi/am dying/have my own green lightsaber"

>>83182971
Rey's father wants her to have it

>>83174011
Who cares? Luke's green saber is infinitely cooler.

Jesus whyd they tell her to work 0ut so much she looks chunky

I likr the lowcut shirt this time tho very sexy didnt thjnk disneycould do it

I'm going to start rating shit posting threads.

This one gets a 3/10

It's pretty low effort. It also has zero originality.

>>83185292
>It also has zero originality.
Welcome to 99.9% of the daily content of this board.

Enjoy you're stay.

>>83177500
They didn't even market her as the lead in Force Awakens.

>>83173493
>OP talking about a fictional event related to a work of fiction

I don't care how to dress it up. Shit is still shit anon.

>>83177389
Thank you for this reasoned composition anon.

>>83182552
Why do you care about that? Finn hooking up with Poe is far more believable than with Rey who he just starting lusting over out of nowhere.

>>83182971
>Anakin: "After all those hardships and tribulations, I am officially a Jedi knight. May this lightsaber serve as a reminder that I have achieved my dreams and that I have risen from being born a slave on Tatooine."
>Obi-Wan: "My apprentice has turned to the dark side, the Jedi have all but been wiped out, and the Sith have won. I shall save this lightsaber and give it to someone whom I feel is worthy enough to become a Jedi and who will, hopefully, defeat the Empire one day and restore peace to the galaxy."
>Luke: "My father was a Jedi knight before he died. I shall carry his lightsaber in his honor and will train to become a Jedi myself, so that I may avenge him and keep his legacy alive."

>Rey: "lol some alien random bitch gave it to me for no real reason. but look how skilled i am despite having no prior training whatsoever! so progressive!"

>>83185512
Who's the transsexual on the far right?

>>83185565
your mum

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>rey is vishnu

>>83173493
I wanna hate fuck her so bad

>>83185529

That's because millenials are entitled, and it's a way to relate to them.

>>83186100
you say that sarcastically but you have just made an extremely valid point
>Luke has to work hard and prove himself for his achievements
>Rey has everything handed to her

pottery

>>83186146

I wasn't being sarcastic.

>>83173493
I'm a little less annoyed at her now that she is going through some form of fucking training.

Still, I wanna see her ass kicked in this movie. She sort of needs something to slow her roll.

>>83186243
It's already dead on its ass though she's already shows that she doesn't need any training after kicking everyone's ass all the time

fucking hell she's just gonna be jesus on roids

>>83186303
We'll have to see. If she goes through this movie without any sort of resistance like the last, then it pushes her even deeper as a shit character.

What I want is for her to fall to the dark side and Kylo go to the light, that'd be cool.

>>83186423
no that'd be stupid and obvious

how about something that isn't about le dark side light side?

star wars is so worn out it hurts it's just the same shit again and again

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>>83175686
Katanas are held that way desu.
*teleports behind you*

>>83177389
I would add that the people this upsets are also missing the bigger picture. Mary Sues make for bad storytelling, and a young girl (the ones who defend this Mary Sue suddenly care so much about) would have much more to look up to in a character who is flawed and overcomes those flaws to become something more. This is something that would happen in a better written story without a Mary Sue. You can have great female characters without them being a Mary Sue.

>>83177389
I found a new copypasta to use.

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>>83174011
>Obi-Wan had it for like 19 years
tfw you realize Obi-Wan aged 40 years in half the time

>>83173493
So what is this stance called?
Is it as powerful as the high ground or spinning?

>>83186504
>has a guard
>isn't an energy weapon

>>83173493
Sorry

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>>83174011
fake manufactured hype Star Shit belongs in the trash

>>83186522
Yes but incompetence reigns at Lucasfilm right now, because the rabid feminist that is running the company is hiring females in every strategic position, just because. Now we don't have passionate people doing these movies but social climbers and hacks. The good people are probably disgusted and leaving the company

>>83177389
It's nice to see someone who gets it.
The true hallmark of a Mary Sue is that Everything revolves around them, and what doesn't revolve around them becomes about them as soon as possible. The powers, snowflake race/attributes and all that shit are just ways to get to that goal.

Let's take a few examples
>Kylo
Original goal: find Luke Skywalker
Later Goal: Get Rey to find Luke Skywalker
Eventual Goal: Beat Rey

>Resistance
Original goal: find Luke Skywalker and Stymie the First Order
Later Goal: find Rey and Stymie the first Order
Eventual Goal: Let Rey find Luke Skywalker

>Finn
Original Goal: Survive
Eventual Goal: protect Rey at all costs

>Snoke
Original Goal: subvert Kylo completely
Later Goal: Discover the disturbance (Rey)
Eventual Goal: Train Kylo, which we can only assume he never would have done if not for Rey.

The ONLY two significant characters that don't fall into this are Poe and Hux.
That's literally it.
By a funny coincidence, these are also the only two characters that never interact with Rey at all.

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>>83177500
>Rey made star wars.

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>>83173493
>8 images omitted
the fuck?

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>>83182971
>>83182953
>mfw they don't realise how shit they're making Rey look by this action
To Anakin, Obi-Wan and Luke, it is symbolic of both death and rebirth.
Anakin made it when he started his new life, and lost it to Obi-Wan when it ended.
Obi-Wan gave it to Luke, symbolising that the old was making way for the new.
Luke started his new Life like his father did upon taking it, but it wasn't until he lost it that he truly shucked off his old life and became his own man, separate from both Yoda and Sheev's influences.
Now how does Rey claim the saber?
>that old thing? Keep it. I've got a new one anyway.

The poetry is there. It's like someone somewhere is trying to warn everyone about what the series has become.

>>83173493
>ANOTHER planet with a blue sky and green vegetation
STOP

>>83173493
sweet little titties

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>>83173493
>What did you say about my acting?

>>83174011
>people shitting their pants because disney says it officially belongs to rey
well, it sort of does since she was created from the DNA in Luke's hand

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Daisy a cute A CUTE
haters BTFO

>>83188733
Luuuke when?

>>83188800
damn

nice digits too

>>83187405
Stress ages people.

>>83173493
she's fit as FUCK now

webms of her squatting please

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>>83188891
So fit...

I want to lick her teeth while she is in costume

>>83188999
patrician

>>83173493
Did anyone think that she wouldn't have that saber? Come on, she found it, she's ''the chosen one'', she is trained by luke. It's obvious she was going to get it.

>>83189438
From a marketing standpoint it makes sense, but from a narrative stance It completely misses the point of Luke losing it and making his own one.

>>83174011
>at the furthest point of canonical star wars timeline we've reached and the current time period being shown the lightsaber belongs to Rey
>called Rey's lightsaber

What is wrong with this again? Obi wan is dead, Anakin is dead, Luke has a new lightsaber.

>>83189537
Nothing. It's just clickbait sites shitstirring, and retards falling for it like clockwork.

>>83188891
It was not made this month... she is fat now and ugly

>>83173493
Is that a pirate with a lightsaber?

>>83189438
it would have been a lot more badass if she made her own, especially since she's skipped all the growth of luke in empire

>>83177389
This is true

But I think what /tv/ often misses is that the character can change. I don't even think it was from Kathleen Kennedy making her a mary sue. I think it was JJ's shit storytelling abilities

Just go into Rian's adaptation ignoring all that shit.... if you go in thinking about her as a mary sue you'll keep thinking about that, and wont judge 8 by its merits alone.

>>83189637
all three protagonists wielding the same lightsaber is a nice way to tie them all together without doing something retarded like making Rey Luke's daughter

>>83173493
Kylo should have got Anakin's Saber. Holding a tool that both protected and caused the deaths of so many innocents would stoke his inner conflict more than just staring at a Helmet.

Rey should have been given one by Luke, which would show her being a blank slate that matures when she finds one herself, or makes one herself.

Felicity > Daisy

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>>83173493

You lack aesthetic taste and vision, Hollywood. Do you know why you lack these things, Hollywood? Because all the people who could have kept you in the game, you snubbed or fucked over. Literally everything you are/everything you so these days STINKS of "interns"

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>>83189753
>implying Rey isn't related to Obi-Wan on her Mother's side, and Sheev on her father's.
There's no way they're going to let the toy opportunities slide by letting them fade away. They're going to want people to remember them until they can't sell toys anymore.
They'll also find ways to shoehorn Rebels and TCW material in too, under the guise of connecting the franchise, just to milk it a bit more.

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>>83189880
only a fool would argue with you

>>83189968
>mouth obscured
how convenient

>>83189902
Fuck that cartoon shit. Keep it out of the movies.

>>83190102
kek

>>83190102
are you talking shit about bunnys mouth?

>>83190124
>expecting them to ignore the prospect of more shekels
Silly sausage.

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>>83190404
he doesn't have our refined, patrician taste, anon

>>83187994
Snoke and Kylo both want to train her now. It's even worse.

>>83188800
She's barren as fuck though

>>83188915
>that shitty slut tattoo

jeez

>>83173493
>scoliosis

>>83186504
There's no chance to remove your finger by glazing the blade with a katana...

>>83190593
I mean... the emperor and vader wanted to train luke....

>>83191093
If Luke hadn't been related to Vader, he would have been curbstomped without a second thought by him.
If by some miracle he faced the Emperor, he'd have been barbecued in short order.

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>>83173493
**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

Wait, Rey's not going to make her own lightsaber? Isn't that a core part of a Jedi's training?

>>83191375
For fuck's sake

>>83173493
Uh.... guys? Is that a double-bladed saber in the background?

>>83191514
She's special, aka a white female,
so she gets her lightsaber handed to her
for free and without any effort.

>>83191629
No. That's the stick she used in the last movie you doofus.

>>83190453
>mouth closed
Guys, stop

Fuck Rey. It's Anakin's lightsaber. It's a relic, it should be in a museum. Not in this Mary Sue's hands.

>>83174784

It's not a light saber it's a laser pointer

>>83191772
>IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM -- Han Solo, Disney Picture's "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"

>>83173493
>ridiculous hairstyle
>bulging traps
>looks like a trap too
>shrunken lightsaber
>awful lighting

JUST Episode II: The Last CIS White Male

>>83182552
The comics are having him hook up with Poe.

>>83173493
>have crazy magical sword that can "sheathe" and "unsheathe" in less than a second at the click of a button or through the Force or whatever, I'm not a Star Wars nerd
>running on ground so uneven that you need to look at it to plan your foot placements and shit while you run, all while you have the sword "open" and up in an apparent battle position
What the fuck is even happening here?

>>83181986
She already has a permanent gash between her legs.

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>>83173493

> bad movie
> bad franchise

why even waste time /tv/ ?

>>83191001
The Force keeps them from making contact.

>>83173493
That lightsaber is bad luck
>Anakin loses left arm and both legs dueling with that lightsaber
>Luke loses right hand dueling with that lightsaber
Which limb(s) will Rey lose in VIII?

>>83192075
>bad things happening to a woman in a disney movie in 2017
Not a scratch through the entire trilogy.

>>83192075
She'll get a small scar on her face. It's like chopping off hands for women.

>>83192132
Maybe they chop a tit off and she'll get space implants.

>>83192075
if we're lucky maybe she will get decapitated

>>83188800
>big tranny smile
>broad shoulders
>illuminati transgender confirmed

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>>83192468
just another post-op male to female on hormones like probably 90% of female Hollywood celebrities

>square jaw
>big mouth
>broad shoulders
>narrow hips
>overall weird androgynous look

>>83173493
I would actually be mad if it she took Obi Wan;s or Luke's lightsaber

>>83187405
To be fair he was one of The Last Jedi™

>>83173493
White """"""women""""" lmoa

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>>83190404

>>83173493
Wow this bitch can't even make her own lightsaber

>>83174011
Imagine if Snoke took Sheev's lightsaber and it was marketed as his instead

>>83193957
But Snoke IS Sheev

>>83187405
Death Sticks. Not even once

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>yfw Darth Maul returns and gives Rey his lightsaber because she already knows how to use a staff

>>83190736
>gets a tattoo of stars on her footpusi
>gets cast in Star Wars

it was fate