Why is Japanese TV so weird?

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>>83173359
Becuase it has to compete with anime.

A large portion of their masculine men were lost to a world war, so generations were left to be raised by women and male weirdos that were too weak to participate in war, and there was no chance of repair because they shunned their own culture.

>>83173359
It's really not. It's 99% walking around going into restaurants and saying the food is oishii or umai

>Currently living in Japan

>>83173686
>t. Sven Jörikson, Cuckshed, Malmä, Sweden

>>83173686
A culture where you are expected to kill yourself over trivial things isn't really that great of a culture now is it?

>>83173359
I want to fuck Rei Kuromiya.

ON-TOPIC: TV in japan is a form of scapism, japanese people live very repressed lives, so they do exagerated media (tv, anime, games, etc) to compensate.

I hope one day to be as kawaii as ladybeard

>>83173726
>Rei Kuromiya

Jesus I did not expect some of those results

>>83173359
Man even American TV is full of weird SJW stuff.

>>83173686
>repair
>go from killing yourself because of dishonor and invading the world to becoming an economic and cultural superpower
>on a tiny little island with no natural resources
Japan is on the best possible path desu.

Post quality Japanese television.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D223S4mcboY

>>83173359
Japanese are entertained by novelty. Its a culture where everyone is told be normal.
The fact that some huge gaijin with a beard and a dress is so weird its on Japanese TV says more about how normal they are. Whereas in the states, every 5th liberal arts student is that, and we can't make fun of them because it'd be bigoted.

Also a lot of japs are super into cute girls, and by that I mean 40 year old dudes go to concerts where girls who look like they are 14 are dancing. It's weird as an outsider, but feminism doesn't exist here, not to the extent that it does in the west, so its acceptable. It's pretty nice.

>>83173697
kek pretty much.

>>83173686
Not really. But during the empire there was universal conscription, even before the war.
After the war every single company was run by a military. And then the next generation was trained by the old soldiers.

Even now you get that vibe. I think a lot of Japanese working in their shitting jobs, and students who don't really have it much better are obsessed with escapism.

College is the only time where jappos are truly free and they let their freak flag fly. But in a fun way, not a antifa, let mebe the shittiest human I can possibly be way.

>>83173721
depression isn't really trivial, a lot of them seem to suffer from it and it's kinda sad tbqh

>>83173686
OP didn't ask about Germany anon

>>83173686
>A large portion of their masculine men were lost to a world war
Maybe so many of them should have refrained from honorably killing themselves over the tiniest of things?

The nukes really did a number on them.

>>83174636
He's talking about seppuku you retard

>>83174307
Best post

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>>83173359
We just call it 'tv' here and it's the most normal thing in the world.

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>>83175913

No, they were always fucked.

>>83176193
This. It's retarded to call other culture weird, fun fact: in Papua New Guinea they feed boys semen to ensure they grow up to be manly, semen fresh from the source.

>>83174220
oh my...

>>83173359
Damn, Aphex Twin looks like that?

>>83174332
You got any more? Different ones?

>>83173359
>oh why is Japan so weird bros
I DUNNO
MAYBE THEY WERE PRETTY WEIRD ALREADY
MAYBE BECAUSE THEY WERE ASSRAPED BY NUCLEAR DILDOS
I DUNNO, MAN

>>83173697

go to bed english teacher

>>83176434
You saw that doc too, eh?

>>83173697
Also living in Japan. Can confirm.

>>83176549
C-calm down Rick

haha look at the funny white man! how silly!

>>83176193

I think the worst thing someone could do in those torture movies is to cut that tendon between the top of your gums and your lip.

>>83176569
>>83173697
Are you guys just English teacher cucks or what? Do you want to suck tiny Jap dicc that much?

>>83174636
Japan was always a drone society. Fathers are expected to work 12-18 hours a day. You're expected to get there early leave late and if your boss wants to go out drinking, you're expected to go drinking with your boss and co workers. Parent's are known to let kids lay their and cry as babies. It's supposed to toughen them up. But it makes them autistic and unable to deal with feelings. There are exceptions of course but they're few and far between.

NANI?!

>>83173359
what the fuck is the deal with ladybeard? he's hideous, fucking weird and dresses like a girl as a meme. What does he even do?

>>83173686
>masculine men were lost to a world war
America never fully invaded Japan. Those Japs were still bloodthirsty for war before the Nukes you fucking revisionist faggot

>>83173359
Think for a minute what American TV consists of. TV is fucked in general.

>>83176303
Every cultures have their own fetish, the Romans invented faggotry.

>>83174493
>Also a lot of japs are super into cute girls, and by that I mean 40 year old dudes go to concerts where girls who look like they are 14 are dancing.

literally a culture of IRL çunnyposting that is well accepted and a big industry as well

someone tell drumpf to nuke japan stat

>>83173359
Why is American TV so black? Looks like Nigerian PBS

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>>83173686
this guy gets it

>>83176434
It's completely normal to find other cultures weird, you special little snowflake.

>>83177715
It doesn't matter what you think of a culture if you're not a part of it, it just makes you look retarded.

>>83177805
People from any culture will find other cultures odd because different cultures have different norms. Common human behavior isn't retarded, it's natural.

>>83173359

They shun masculinity and think it's gay. Most comedy is confrontational so they turn to weird/gross shit instead.

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What went wrong?

>>83176994
He used to be a wrestler. Also he's Australian so shitposting in real life comes to him naturally

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>>83176303
>always fucked
>not thag they always had connisour tastes

>>83178183

That is clearly Korea and I would do more than just kiss 'her' cheek

>>83178183
still would

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>>83178183
>wrong
>not right

>>83178183
A cute! A CUTE!

Regular japanese tv is actually just hot garbage.

Also their medical dramas are really fucking gory. I watched one and it seemed like every 10 minutes someone was elbow deep in guts.

>>83178538
>clearly Korea
but it doesn't look like hangeul on the panel in the background. maybe taiwan?

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>>83178183
So my best bro came up to me one day all decked in a blue wig and uniform of Konata from Lucky Star. He looked so girly and sexy, my boner couldn't help but be aroused, especially when he started taking off his clothes. I asked him, "Are you serious?" and he said, "Yup."

I couldn't speak for the longest time, so he asked me, "What's the matter?" I said I'm just confused, but then my boner got really hard as he took off my clothes. Before I knew it, we were kissing each other and he was stroking my dick. I yelped, "Oh God, Konata!" as he blew me till I came.

I then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and then I fucked him in the ass. I screamed all sorts of things, like how delicious his ass is, and how hard I came inside his 17-year-old ass. A few hours later, I realized the error of my ways. Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay. But he grabbed my shoulder, his face smelling lightly of bleach and reassured, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

Pic related. It's my best bro wearing a Konata costume.

>>83178538
thats not hangul retard

>>83178702

Zerg*

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>>83178183
Been a while since I used this image macro.

>>83178643
I came.

>>83173359
because they are so culturally advanced they can't get off on mundane stuff anymore.

>>83178643
Is that a pasta ? I hope it is.

>>83179300
A really fucking old pasta.

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>>83179300

i'd probably fug at least one of my friends if he was dressed as konata he's short and cute

>>83178643
Not bad for a trap.

>>83178183
That third panel is adorable.

>>83176487
that's not gonna look good in your search history when the van come for you

>>83179438
oh my, that's some ancient shit

>>83177061
>implying the japs gave in after 2 measly bombs and not because they feared the big, veiny cock of sovjet communism
who's the revisionist?

>>83176549
LOL
THEY ASS RAPED US AUTO, STEEL AND ELECTRONICS DETROIT LOOKS LIKE 80S ROBOCOP MUH KIDS A WEEB AND PAPPY GOT FIRED FROM THE FORD FACTORY

>>83177700
homosexual

tried to overthrow the government by locking him self in a room at a military academy. after failing to inspire the cadets into revolution. he tried to commit seppuku. which was botched because his cohort wasn't strong enough to decapitate him. so they had to release the military officer they had as prisoner. so he could swing the sword properly and take off the head.

Because you've got so many fucking people, that even if 1% of the population likes your show, you still make bank or atleast get out even. Its the same reason why japan has so many weird food products

>>83180229
>Slav scum
>having the sealift capacity to successfully invade Hokkaido
Top kek, snow nigger.

>>83180331
>so many fucking people
120mil isn't actually that much

>>83180349
i guess we'll never know. how is capitalism treating you? are your children alienated husks addicted to cartoons yet?

>>83180229
>Soviet Communism
How did that work out? That whole Soviet thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNpCn0nAlR0

>>83180556
Refer to
>>83180626

>>83180287

Funny thought:

If a Japanese from 100 years ago saw Japan now, they'd recognize that the people were odd, but definitely Japanese. They wouldn't think they'd been decimated in a world war.

If an American from 100 years ago saw America now, they wouldn't recognize the people as Americans. They'd probably think America had been conquered in a world war.

>>83180626
that music alone would make me rebuild that wall in a single night

>>83180749
You're an idiot

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Why is Japanese tv so comfy?

>>83174493
>but feminism doesn't exist here

That's hilarious reading this because feminism completely won in Japan. 90% of japanese women already had sex for money. Women have all the sexual power there because the japanese feminism from the 60's was by far the most radical

>>83173359
You try comparing it to what Americans watch and then get back to us.

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>>83180866
im gonna marry yuriko!

>>83180866
i see a lot of feet potential here

>>83180991
>90% of japanese women already had sex for money
sure thing, buddy

>>83173686
He was talking about Japan, not Germany.

>>83181172
wow, such an original comment
>>83174637

>>83181302
wow such a great contribution to the thread

>>83181416
really?

>>83181302
Butthurt German detected.

>>83173670
why can't other cultures be different , not everything needs to be same.

>>83181475
interestingly, i actually am german
>uppercasing 'German'
why do you hate yourself?

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>>83181048
You are correct.

>>83181532
I'm American. In the English language, you capitalize stuff like "English", "American", and "German".

>not posting fucked up and funny ladybaby video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

>>83181648
well, i'm not used to burgers knowing how to write their own language around this part of the internet

>>83173359
I really like this new aphex twinn cover art

>>83181826
underrated

>>83182420
kill yourself

>>83182705
what the fuck bro!

>>83181811
now im curious. what does capitalizing first letters mean in germany?

>>83183225
i'm not sure if i understood your question right. capitalizing letters doesn't mean anything, it's just because of the rules of our grammar. nouns are capitalized, of course. adjectives and verbs also have to be capitalized, if they serve the function of a noun. the last sentence is badly explained, because the german grammar is quite complex, so different words can be used for different functions over here. it gets quite difficult when you try to translate words that can be either a noun or a verb, like 'essen'. depending on the usage in a sentence and the differences between capitalizing or not, it can be either a noun or a verb. 'essen/ Essen' means '(to) eat', or '(the) meal' or the city of 'Essen'. just one of the reasons why it's a bit tricky to learn german. it's often quite complex if you're not already used to it

>>83174220
It's all non-nude, so they can get away with it. Clever bastards.

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>>83178643

>>83184437
The verb/adjective conjugations fucked me up so badly during high school that I quit German... kek

>>83176692
I worked for a software dev company. They went under 3 years ago, now I'm just NEET stay at home dad.

It's a rare situation but we both like it. She's got her on beauty salon business on the same street.

>Tfw living the dream lads

>>83184742
>conjugations
yes, these are difficult in german. but there are still languages which are more complex in these aspects. i tried to learn polish (because i was born there) and that one is even harder. i'm also learning japanese, the grammar is quite interesting. still, i'd never dare to learn finnish! the grammar of that language is a nightmare

>>83173686
A generation of insecure men. So that's why muscular guys are portrayed as gay in modern anime while twinks are supposed to be cool, it's just jealousy.

>>83184761
>stay at home dad
that's actually quite cool if you don't over do it. handling the kids for the first few years? awesome! it gets problematic if you can't get back into your field after, let's say, four or five years. because then you'll probably end up as a cuck. and i'm not even meme'ing here, i've seen it happening with guys i used to work with

>Rei Kuromiya is allowed to make softcore at 16 because she's wearing a bathing suit
Holy shit

>>83184761
The second she gets sick of you, you're getting kicked out of the country.

I don't think I could live like that, honestly.

>>83185127
wait, she's actually underaged? but there are pics on google in a see through bathing suit showing off the slit in her vag!?

>>83185102
We got plans to have a few more kids. It's KINO and shit posting on the menu for my future lads

>>83185162
I have PR

>>83185217
How the fuck is this allowed when Japan won't even uncensor dicks and vaginas from of age people

>>83185342
Censorship is a holdover from American occupation.

>>83185387
They have had plenty of time to fix it

>>83185416
It's incredibly easy to remove freedom from a population, and incredibly hard to reinstate it.

>>83185288
>future
your future is probably longer than fifteen or twenty years. you can't ride the stay at home dad wave for all of your live. but right now, i guess you haven't seen a college or uni from the inside, so you wouldn't have a career in any case. so no, i don't want fries with that. i just need something between my teeth while i'm on my way to my next meeting

>>83184437
yeah that will do thanks. was just wondering because you asked that other guy why he hated himself when he wrote it like "German"

>>83178643
there's a short comic history about a guy dressing up as Konata and inducind a boner in hos friend. The other one ends up fucking him and feel disgusted afterwards

>>83185342
there are some sources for porn companies that take the original pictures and distribute them to japan (censored) and the rest of the world (uncesored). laws and censorship are so difficult in this age of the internet that some things can simply 'slip through' before any lawyer or judge can do anything against it

>>83185523
>why he hated himself when he wrote it like "German"
it was purely because of the capitalizing of the noun, i just assumed he was german because we always do that (not me, i always write in lower case so people don't notice)

>2017 still putting japanese people in a pedestal
kill yourself weeaboos

>>83185490
>Can't be a stay at home dad all your life

I'll be 62 in twenty years. I bet I've been in full-time employment longer than you've been alive

>>83176838
This.

The brutalities and atrocities that Japanese soldiers had zero issues with committing shows that, through self-enforced isolation, they just didn't develop empathy at Western society did. Their culture has idolized pain, sacrifice, and death since forever, so much so that once America tried influencing their culture post-war to be more Western friendly, these values still live on through teens killing themselves over less than perfect test scores to nonsensically redeem "honor" and expecting adult men to die at their work stations (so much so they have a word for it: Karōshi). A big red flag is the little faces of hosts/audience members in the corner of their shows, like they're instructing the populace "this is how you should look when this happens. Please show emotion other than pain."

The entire country had a HUGE cultural shift only 1.5 generations ago, they had hundreds of years of Western ideas practically forced onto them practically overnight. They're attempting to develop a new image that doesn't involve wooden armor.

So tl;dr: they're "going through a phase".

>>83179438
He didn't even tell her she was a big guy and she didn't respond "for you" while wearing a bane mask. What kind of bullshit comic is this?

>>83185733
>62 in twenty years. I bet I've been in full-time employment longer than you've been alive
so you're 42, and at this rate you'd have to be working since you're 10 y/o. you're only exactly ten years older than me. i don't have kids and i'm not married, and i probably never will. but while i was in college i worked many jobs with oldsters who didn't go for a career but chose to be full time stay at home dads. guess where they ended up in their 50's? as literal (again, not joking or meme'ing) cucks at mc'donalds

>>83185785
Those little boxes are not there to show people how to feel you retard. It's simply for the added novelty of seeing celebrities laugh at shit, we do the same shit here, except it's not in a corner of the screen, we just cut to them.

You're correct about the generational shift, but stop judging entire countries. Do you look at a Japanese person and think, "Hmm, I bet they have less empathy than me." If you do, you're human garbage. The youth of Japan are so goddamn tired of their culture.

>>83185480
Sounds like those slant eyes are just lazy.

>>83186020
>Can't get a woman
>Can't have kids
>Calls other people cucks

It's good to know beta millennials like you don't be passing on genes

>>83185387
no it's not you misinformed memer

it was self-imposed and never occurred under american occupation

>>83180866
Aloha State fucking sucks compared to Boys & Girls in the City.

>>83173686
Every Japanese ww2 holdout thought nu-Japan was full of weak beta fags I think this may be true

>>83186232
i have your sibling. three older sisters, two of them had kids and one didn't. one younger brother, not sure if he'll have some, since he's getting old aswell. i'd rather continue with my live, running marathons , jumping out of airplanes with my parachute and seeing the world while not having any babies than being forced to stay at home all day every day