Feminism in a nutshell

>>83170165
This is more autism than feminism.

>>83170165
I wouldn't care if the story was good desu. Even the feminist propaganda would be ok in the movie if Rey was actually badass.

This is more "I'm mad I can't get laid" than feminism.

The Gibbs Awaken

>>83170165
Her index finger is pretty close to the blade there, isn't it?

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>>83170165
More West End Games Star Wars movies
Less Disney shit

is star wars capeshit?

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>>83170208

The one he used to murder hundreds of younglings

>>83170165

How is it official? Does she get a certificate of ownership in the movie? The fuck does that even mean?

>>83170165
>like I'm supposed to give a shit

Can you please burn your fedora and shave that fucking neckbeard you waste of a man? Star Wars was never deep or involved and I'm happy that we're at least getting something passably different. Considering how awful the prequels were, I'm completely fine with a female lead and a black side kick if it means I don't have to watch rat tail Anakin scream for 4 hours.

>>83170278
A weapon for a more civilised age for sure.

>>83170267
Is that a patriarchal figure? No thanks

That is her lightsabre even though its shrunken down since TFA?

Its a whole new lightsabre.
Might use the same crystals but the shell looks different/smaller.

>hi-tech object with a laser prism inside working for 40+ years
This is bullshit, anything with a optic drive breaks in 5-10 years.

>>83170165
Wasn't it lost in space when Luke got his hand cut off?

>>83170265
She's a Jedi. The Force keeps it from slipping.

Isn't a Jedi meant to make their own lightsaber when they become proper Jedi?

>>83170165

I'm not sure if this is criticising the decision that created the headline or the fact that this article exists, but either way who gives a fuck?

>>83170296
I'd tell you to burn your dick if you had one

>>83170293
That means is the official canon according to Pablo Hidalgo, head of Lucasfilm group:
“Either way, the blade is no longer considered Anakin’s lightsaber by the Lucasfilm marketing department. It has now been officially dubbed ‘Rey’s’.”

>>83170342
Disney doesn't have time to make sure any original design would be accepted by mainstream feminism

>>83170342
Yeah but Rey isn't a jedi so who cares.

>>83170165
>Rey is Luke, Han and princess Leia all rolled into one
>not a mary sue

>Lucasfilm is now a white knight beta orbiter for a fictional woman

lel

Also what happens if a lightsaber gets dropped and the button sticks? Does it just melt into the ground?

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Are you guy ready for force trees and reincarnated girls ?

>>83170342
Not if theyre a mary sue

>>83170324
This

>>83170268
If you make a serious version of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies you'll end up with something that comes pretty close from Star Wars. So yes, it's cape

>>83170396
>Rey doesn't build her own lightsaber
>technically isn't a Jedi
>"It's time for the Jedi to end"
POTTERY.

>>83170427
I'm personally most shocked at how much of a black hole sue she is, the plot starts bending time and space to suit her, and every character instantly deems her important, and Leia seemingly treats her like an old family friend

>>83170342
Not if they have a vagina

>>83170165
It is also the same laser sword that killed children witch means maRey Sue is a child killer!!! How could buzzfeed promote his???

>>83170459
>the force is female

what did they mean by this?

>>83170459
>The force is female

What does it mean!?

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>>83170342
>making things
>building stuff
Are you asking a feminist to assume what could be associated to a blue colar job, you fucking shitlord?

>>83170268
no its just shit

>>83170459
TFW want a matriarchy

TFW this makes me happy

>>83170267
>smug cis scum scoundrel
where the fuck do you think you are?

>>83170310
>nu light saber is tampon-shaped

Not very progressive didndu

>>83170165
>15 minutes into falcon and chill and she brings out her dildo

>>83170459
the force is a tree and its female

>>83170342
Kyber Crystals were already hard to find before the Empire took over and Rogue One canonized the idea of the Empire scouring the galaxy for all the crystals for the two death stars

I'm sure Rey checked at her corner super market to see if they had any in stock though

>>83170650
Rey found a secret ore, full of it.

>>83170588
>a tree is female
I-i wasn't aware of that, are you making shit up? This is bait right?
if they wanted to go for forced symbolism they could have said that the force is a tree, the light side is female and the dark side is male (eventhough Eve is the dumb bitch who bit the apple). A tree is female makes no sense

Star the last jedi Wars

>>83170293
I think essentially what it means is that, from now on, if you see a lightsaber toy with that specific handle, it won't say "Luke Skywalker's Lightsaber" or "Anakin Skywalker's Lightsaber" on the box. It'll say "Rey's Lightsaber".

So, it's basically the type of thing that nobody but autistic manchildren who buy the toys will care about.

>>83170507
Women are allowed to kill children. Her body, her rules.

>Not just calling it the youngling slayer

Lucas being retarded as usual

>didn't even make her own lightsaber

is she...is she on the path to no longer being a mary sue?

>>83170680
Eve buying the Apple freed us from Yahwehs control. She gave us consciousness and that shows females became self aware before males did. Also Adam's ex wife Lilith was part of the serpent energy

>>83170650
Luke managed to find one even in the midst of the Empire constructing a second Death Star.

Are you saying a man can construct a lightsaber but a woman can't?

Please this be foreshadowing that she is going to go Dark like him.

>>83170721
There will be long scene where they explain in detail how Rey improved the Lightsaber

>>83170721
On the other hand that also means that she got free shit handed over to her while everybody else supposedly struggled to make their own saber

>>83170721
there isn't any time between the two movies so even a cunt like rey couldn't make a new lightsaber.

>>83170721
she still don't need no man, only his belongings, just like in real life

>>83170342
>EU
It's all gone my friend.

>>83170725
No, that only makes her a spawn of Satan. We were better off in Heaven.

>>83170774
That's way too much of a twist for the franchise and that would make her look bad. Instead she'll rise above what's "light" and what's "dark" to become super powerful and defeat the totally irredeemable villains

>>83170692
>, it's basically the type of thing that nobody but autistic manchildren who buy the toys will care about
Or, you know, people who like these movies and don't want to see them butchered like this. Maybe grow up, buddy.

>>83170725
lots of big words to explain that she got played by a snake and ruined everything

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>>83170459
>High waisted cameltoe pants are back in style

>>83170884
>ruin
implying being a mindless slave to some higher being is good

>>83170895
high waisted pants have been back in style for a while now
too bad they are usually worn by shapeless ugly things as evident on that pic

>>83170342
Yeah, just like how Luke built his first lightsaber.

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>>83170961
Get laid, loser.

>>83170961
and yet a leftist made that
how ironic

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>>83170969
>shapeless
I can see the shape of them pussy lips

>>83170165

Didn't Anakin have to build that shit?

>>83170834
>Instead she'll rise above what's "light" and what's "dark" to become super powerful
well that part is a given, just not who will do it.

>>83171011
How long have you been a virgin, that you completely disregard the rest of a woman?

>>83170985
>>83170988
#triggered

> this is worth a headline

star wars is such a fucking joke lmao

>>83170165
wasnt anakins one a disposable one he got during the geonosis fight?

You don't even deserve another (You). Get laid, loser.

>>83171065
>implying with the amount of shitposting ITT anyone will know who this is aimed at
unless that's the point

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>>83170324
>>83170481

>>83171027
she will do it. Who else could?

>>83171044
Not a virgin, just a pervert with low standards.

Licked a fat girl's butthole 3 hours ago. Fite me

>>83171111
In that case, why do you even care about the pants?

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>>83171097
eyebrow acting on par with emilia

>>83170544
Bruh, shadows of the Empire takes place after the clone wars. Dash ain't no sep.

>>83171111
checked and kekd

>>83171142
What the fuck

>>83170884
>>83170831
Lucifer is the good guy. The true Satan is the demiurge, Yahweh, the trickster you are a slave to.

>>83171136
...Because I can see labia? I don't understand what you're not getting here

>>83171142

i want to cum on her forehead

>>83171210
You are a gnostic idiot with very little understanding of religion or the world.

Your only knowledge of lucifer comes from Milton and Hollywood, yet another reason why you're an idiot.

>>83170165
It's pretty symbolic of Rey's character: just given everything that everyone else had to work hard for.

You guys I'm so mad about this, I'm literally shaking right now. This is NOT acceptable. This will NOT stand. We will stand up and our voices WILL BE HEARD!

>>83170324
Cloud City was above a planet, so it should be lost on Bespin and not in space

>>83170233
Underrated.

>>83170459
Imagine the shit someone would catch for wearing a shirt that said THE FORCE IS MALE

>>83171210
You know who else believed this bullshit? The Wachowskis. They both copped their dicks off and are now both tranny fags

>>83171235
What's the truth then?

>>83171142
Is Caterpillar Eyebrow Acting™ superior to Method Acting™ ?

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>>83171210
t. intelligent, sarcastic and with a wicked sense of humor luciferianist

>>83171248
You'll have to figure it out for yourself. After all, you're a gnostic, and gnosis means to know. If someone just tells you the truth you won't really know it because you haven't learned it for yourself

>>83171239
This. Fell alt-right brothers, we need to unite and protest this outrage. LibTURDS have gone too far this time.

>>83170274
>Strawman
Hahahaha look at the incel cry about his inability to get laid

>>83171272
Sounds like you don't know.

>>83170165
Why is this Anakin's lightsaber? Didn't Luke lose it when having his hand cut off and then in RotJ craft a new, green saber? Why is this shit even in the movie in the first place?

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>>83171272

deep

>>83171275
>>83171239
Embarrassing same faggotry that unintentionally reveals a deep rooted mental illness in someone with the mind of a child

>>83171293
That's a tale for another time. :^)

>>83171290
How many times is the name lucifer used in English language bible and to whom and what is the name applied?

>>83171142

I understand why the guy kill himself a the end of the movie

>>83171293
it's a thing that people have seen before and remember

>>83171299
This. Why can't people just acknowledge that light sabers are a serious political issue? Typical liberals trying to downplay the important social issues of our times.

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>>83171310

>>83171335
A desperate attempt at recovery by an imbecile whose trying too hard on a Chinese cartoon message board

>>83170165
what an ugly image, this is a fanmade thing right?

>>83171351
Just ignore him. He's been shitposting for attention throughout this entire thread.

>>83171351
This. I don't understand why some posters don't take this issue seriously. That's why we created the alt-right, so we can talk about important issues like this one with other brilliant geniuses like ourselves.

>>83171319
Are you trying to use the excuse that it was mistranslated? Jesus is the morning . His teachings were twisted so Yahweh could harvest our soul energy for two thousand more years.

>>83171150
The force is Botox and tummy tucks.

>>83171372
Yeah but it's kind of fun to point out his serious psychological issues. His is the kind of mental illness you only see on forums like this one. Everything he does is a side effect of mental malady and a mind that will never mature past the age of a child.

Morning star. Lucifer is the son of the morning

OP is a fag in a nutshell: You can't make this up

>>83171272
how convenient
Lucifer's good/bad aside, you can't possibly think that God is the good guy? He's some cruel, overbearing cunt, who only cares about obedience, and his supposed infinite """love""" only works when you're a good sheeple. Ironically, Jesus, who's supposed to be his son, but also him at the same time turns that meme around. Christianity is not even consistent with itself.

>>83171246
would be considered as a faggot

>>83171405
>rages hard over obvious shitposts
>I'm having fun guys I swear!

>>83171383
So you don't know then. So you actually are mentally ill.

Your life will be full of sadness

>>83171405
Nice try libcuck. But mental health is a Jewish lie and tool to control by the Zionist communist state. Fucking feminists, the alt right is waking the people up! Take the red pill, wake up from the matrix of cultural Marxism

>>83171427
>projecting your anger this hard
KEK

>>83171405
Just laugh at it. It used to bug me that people like this existed until I remembered their influence on society is literally 0 and that'll never change. They can impact nothing. They (barely) exist and that's it.

>>83171457
>just laugh at it
That's what I'm doing. That's what everyone is doing.

>>83171451
First they want to allow white people to marry black people, next they force everyone to have sex with their dogs. Wake up sheeple!

>>83171467
relax pal, they hooked up the black guy with a Vietnamese. They don't want to offend white feminists

>>83171433
Can you give me some guidance? Or do you not really practice what you preach? Is this just to fellate your narcissistic ego

I genuinely would like to learn your perspective

>>83171405
>Why can't you be a mature grown-up like us and discuss why light sabers are literally a symbol feminist Marxist tyranny against the white man?
You guys are funny

>>83170165

I hate what Disney has done to Star Wars.

Is there a petition we can sign or something? It worked when we got Colbert fired, what's the hashtag so I can tweet it

>>83171456

source?

>>83171515
This isn't the time or place for that.

Also, I doubt you're serious, but if you were you can't know anything simply by being told. You can only know by learning something for yourself.

Btw, the fallen angel, Jesus and the planet Venus.

Jews also had a tradition where stories in their Torah were not meant to be taken literally, as if they actually happened, but rather were intended to be study tools, plays, and subjects for teaching and discussion.

>>83170165
ugh alt right shitposts get so much more cringey during Australia prime time hours. Who fucking cares?

>>83171585
So you don't know. You are grooming your ego by replying vaguely to me. You are just like your matter Yahweh, giving him your soul. And I'm the fool.

Again I'm willing to listen but you seem to keep having convenient excuses.

https://youtu.be/JM10AvJ3bsM

>>83171425
>Unironicaly saying sheeple
>in the middle of a "lucifer is the good guy" tier rant


Your fedora must block the sun

>>83171655
I just gave you two answers. You didn't even catch one of them.

You're just shit posting at this point. You don't really want to know. You aren't really worthy to know

anyone else sick of nu-Star Wars?
I'll bet my left nut that Snoke will be genderless, Poe and Harambe will get together.
Leia or Rey kills Kylo.

>>83170165

Such a stupid photo

>>83171673
You're being vague. If anything you are confirming that Jesus is Lucifer. Are you not a Christian?

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>>83170165
what the hell is her hair

>>83171736

pretty futuristic princess mary sue

>>83170760
He used the crystal from Qui-Gon's lightsaber that he found in Ben Kenobi's house on Tattooine.

>>83171736
it looks a little like a sillouette of moonman

>>83170791
this

she will bypass the power crystal to make it even more powerful

>>83171669
>Lucifer is good
where exactly did I even imply that? he's probably just another scumbag, but uses other methods.
and yeah, old testament God demands blind, unquestionable following, so sheeple is very appropriate

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>stupid conversation about light sabers
>devolves into stupid conversation about religion
Well at least we're sticking to fiction

>>83171736
It's like make up, she isn't doing it for you to comment about it, she's doing it for herself. So shut the fuck up

>>83171736
looks like a small dick and balls

>>83170165
If running with scissors is dangerous how about running with a light sabre?

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>>83171248
You cant just sum that up in a quick rundown bruh

>>83171732
No.

Descriptive word, taken out of context by people who don't understand Judaism and its traditions.

Allegorical play about pride. Intended to teach the consequences of pride and the harm that comes when you covet something. Vanity and it's dangers.

He's not a super villain, not the equal or adversary of God.

The serpent, the fallen angel and Satan from Job are three different beings. One of them doesn't actually exist because his story was actually written as a play, intended for discussion and learning. A teaching instrument intended to help people understand suffering in their own lives

>>83171773
Too bad live action adaptation of the old testament always end up being shit. If Hollywood is controled by the jews you'd think they'd put more effort in pumping out quality movies about their sacred book

>>83170342
>Isn't a Jedi meant to make their own lightsaber when they become proper Jedi?
She did make it. Rey is Anakin

>>83171848
She's not running, she's training.

>>83171863
Are you Jewish? Is the serpent allegorical? Is Jesus the fallen angel?

>>83171736
it's the vertical multibun

I'm willing to bet with an anon that Rey succeeds in everything that challenges her.
because ma feminism and equality!

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>>83171239
Kylo please.

You had your chance and you blew it.

>>83170342
It's much more satisfying for women to take something that men built for themselves.

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>>83170165
>Hidalgo said: “Either way, the blade is no longer considered Anakin’s lightsaber by the Lucasfilm marketing department. It has now been officially dubbed ‘Rey’s’.”
>marketing department

It's just for convenience since they're focusing on the new trilogy. Neither Anakin or Luke had touched it for decades anyways. Are you really going to go ACTSHUALLY IT'S ANAKIN'S SABER on people referring it as her saber?

>>83172006
Or it's because she's the good guy and it's a children's movie, you mental midget.

>>83171918
In that case you go girl

>>83172106
>good
>guy
she's neither of those

>>83172100
It's literally white genocide anon they are trying to exterminate the white male race by saying light sabers belong to girls now

can we get back to Satan/God talk? it was way more interesting than this

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>>83170278
>>83170299
KEK

The story keeps getting better, and better.

>>83172243
He stopped replying to me because he is a trickster and doesn't really want to help others learn.

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>>83170881
>grow up
>says the fag crying they butchered his long toy commercial of a franchise

>>83171773
Edgy child detected.

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>>83172299
yeah, he kinda acted like that Yahwe cunt, being all vague and feeling superior

>>83170165
>Anakin lost left arm and both legs dueling with that lightsaber
>Luke lost right hand dueling with that lightsaber
which limb(s) will Rey lose dueling with that lightsaber?

>>83172951
Her penis.

>>83172951

she will get a sexy scar and that's it

she will also lose her virginity to the black guy

>>83172951
a fingernail?

>>83173145
you can dream redditfag

>>83173187

mate, my dad is vicepresident of star wars, he gave me a copy of the script

>>83171150
women are so obnoxious

>>83170485
But Guardians of the Galaxy is good

>>83170165

I like Ray and the movie but this is some fanfiction tier writing

>she has lukes lightsaber
>and hans blaster
>and leias huh
>she speaks droid
>can fly any ship like an ace
>can repair anything
>and she was the best junker in the junker academy

Did you still consider Anakin's lightsaber to be Anakin's when Obi-Wan gave it to Luke?

>>83171240
Yeah but Bespin is a gas giant, that's like you dropping your phone into Jupiters atmosphere, that fuckers gone m8.
JJ is just a fucking hack, business as usual

>>83173337
>your fathers lightsaber

>>83171286
A strawman answering a strawman seems fitting.

>>83171456

what's the fucking source of this picture?

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83170165
Wasn't Luke's Father's Lightsaber destroyed/lost in the second film (OT), hence why Luke built a new Lightsaber between the second and third Films of the original trilogy?

Isn't building a lightsaber a right of passage for anyone who uses it? As a force user who uses a lightsaber becomes more powerful and in tune with themselves, they need to adapt and build sabers which reflect that.

A lightsaber and its user almost become symbiotic, the only ones who don't build their own are non force sensitive individuals.

>>83173320
She has the Falcon, and Chewie as co-pilot...
Is there anything she doesn't have? Flaws?

>>83173457
Yes, which is why addressing where this lightsaber came from, considering it was either lost in the cloud city gutters or fell to the core of the gas giant, is important, rather than "that's a story for another time" that we got in tfa.

I bet she owns the Millennium Falcon too, right?

I doubt Chewie would want to keep it. It not like it has any sentimental attachment to him.

>>83170588
If is tree it cant be female.

Fucking shitlords need to watch bill nye to educate themselves.

>>83173561
The force returned it to her.

For anything that doesn't make sense, or any character acting like a full retard, or anything that contradicts something that was already pre-established, the force did it.

>>83171880
>10 commandments
>that Jon Voight Noah
>Samson and Delilah
>Prince of Egypt
>the story of ruth
>solomon and sheba

Top kek

>>83171310
They're going to make a fucking movie about retrieving the lightsaber and delivering it to that CGI abomination, aren't they.

>>83170459
the middle titty monster needs to gag on my penis

I took it more as she has fully inherited it. But whatevs

>>83173741
Fuck you're gross
She's horrid

>>83173786
Is she too good to make her own? I thought women could do anything?

>>83171736
Every sensible poor soul living in a dust and dirt of a desert planet, crawling through wreckages of space ships would most likely keep their hair either very short or covered by a hat, this unpractical shit would never happen.

Obviously its a non issue, Disney simply thought girls will love it and use it, but even normies are smart enough to realize how stupid it looks.

>>83170165

Rey is a Mary Sue because she is instantly liked, trusted and put on a pedestal by everyone she meets.

Han Solo wants her on his crew and trusts her enough to work on the Falcon. Chewbacca watches over her and rips off Unkar's arm to protect her, who also wants her for inexplicable reasons. Maz is willing to give her a lightsaber, and not just any lightsaber, but the Legacy lightsaber of the series. Finn loves her and his sole motivation in rescuing her is that he loves her. The major villains of the movie want her. Princess Leia hugs her and not Chewbacca when Han Solo dies, and personally tells her that the Force is with her. She inherits the Millennium Falcon, Chewbacca, and R2-D2 when one of the three most beloved characters in the franchise is killed off. The primary villain of the movie, Kylo Ren, obsesses over her when she is his prisoner and is the first person in the movie to take his mask off to. Absolutely every single thing is handed to her and her competence and personality are never questioned in any way, shape or form by anyone in the movie.

This is what makes a Mary Sue. Not the fact that she has all of these amazing powers and abilities without even trying or without having been trained, but the fact that absolutely everyone she meets instantly likes and trusts her. This is the true mark of a Mary Sue, and it is due to an inability of a writer to create a compelling character. A Mary Sue will always be a stand-in for how the writer wants the fictional characters to react to them personally.

None of this can be refuted. She is a Mary Sue, and it isn't because she has powers and is a woman. It's because she is horribly written and to defend her is to defend bad writing.

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>>83170342
like these little shits right?

>>83174050

Those are training sabers that cannot burn through anything, only leaving bruises and light burns, allowing them to get used to wielding them from a young age. When they pass the trials, they make their own saber as part of their initiation.

This is canon.

>>83170165
>disney triggers /pol/acks again
>makes 1 gorillion shekels again

>>83174124
are they made out the lesser magic crystals? I mean they have to generate this somehow magic laser that only bruises.

Are junglings supposed to build their first training sabers on their own? Is it the first training for making your proper lightsaber later? Why didn't we get an explanation for that. Does an jedi have to be able to disassemble, clean and reassemble their lightsabers as quick as possible on command?

>>83172100
>marketing department

That fuck Bill Hicks was right.

And Hidalgo just sounds like such wanker it's unbearable. He was basically some guy with a videocamera shooting bits and pieces for BTS blog during the prequels, but now seem to be in charge of weaving his own headcanon into the stories.

>“The story that you would hear if you traveled to cantinas or watering holes around the Star Wars galaxy,” Hidalgo says, spinning his yarn, “is that those dice were involved in a game of Corellian Spike—a dice-using version of a card game called sabacc. Rumor has it Han won the Millennium Falcon [from Lando Calrissian] with those dice. Whether or not that’s just bar talk, I can’t say.” So will those dice and that fateful gambling showdown be making an appearance in the upcoming Han Solo prequel starring Alden Ehrenreich as Han and Donald Glover as Lando? “That’s in the future,” Hidalgo says coyly. “Ask me a movie from now.”

>>83173836
yeah cause how to make lightsabers is just common knowledge.
plus if she already has one why would luke get her to make her own? He also originally got one for free

I can't believe any of you faggots even give money to these (((people))) to spew out absolute trash productions while laughing in your face about it.

>>83174400
literally watched some shitty dvd rip
where is your (((god))) now?

>>83171880
>tfw no trippy Book of Revelations adaption

>>83171455
>getting called out
>"nah you are just projecting xd"

>>83174257
>Does an jedi have to be able to disassemble, clean and reassemble their lightsabers as quick as possible on command?

With the Force, yes. This is a common and trained skill.

Read the book, "The Jedi Path" and it explains the entire training regimen.

Or you could do something productive, like go outside.

>>83173320
>and hans blaster
she has a blaster from Han, not Han's blaster

>>83170165
I can't wait for the day when Disney hires the Watchowski sisters to direct a Star Wars movie with a genderqueer pansexual group of heroes.

>>83170165
No, merchandising in a nutshell. Now that it's no longer Anakin's, they can reuse the same mold to make the same toy, saving them tons of money. The only thing they have to do is change the packaging to say Rey instead of Anakin.

>>83170165
>did she build it?
No
>did she collect its crystal on Ilum?
No
>did she wield it for years during the Clone Wars?
No
It's Anakin's fucking lightsaber, you scandalous thieving cunt.

>>83174564
>The Jedi Path
NOT CANON
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C
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>>83174682
Have you seen Jupiter Ascending the horror?

>>83170165
I love feminist media.

>Hey you know that cool thing with guys?
>Well now its girls, so its the same if not better right?

>>83174756
no gendershit heroes

>>83170342
Since the new movies are just carbon copies of the originals, she'll make her own lightsaber in the third one. But it will be red because she becomes evil in an ebin twist.

>>83170165
I don't understand how this is a thing.

>>83174819
The movies are about using both the dark and light to create balance. Kylo will literally use his sith powers in an alliance with Rey to create balance

>>83170342
>>83170983
>women
>make anything mechanical

Also I don't now much about the shitquels or the cartoons, but Luke started his training with a saber that belonged to his dad.
In VI Vader said Luke's training was complete because he had made his own saber.

Isn't this how ownership works?

It was Anakin's, then became Luke's and now it belongs to Rey.

Just because I build a house that doesn't make it mine if i give it to someone else.

>>83170197
this is why fury road is good and star wars is bad. you have to smuggle your propaganda in an entertaining flick and not assume that the propaganda itself will entertain the masses.

>>83170165
It's really pathetic that you or anyone like you cares about this shit

>>83171210
*tips fedora*

>>83174863
Fury road was half shit and half great though, it was very noticable.

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>>83170165
Why isn't she using a double-sided light saber?

who would win

entire jedi army vs batman with superman with prep time

?

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Daisy is so cute! I want to marry her!

>>83174902
______yes.

>>83170165
When I'm glad I don't give a shit what Lucasfilm declares because I stopped caring about Star Wars 20 years ago when I left grade school.

>>83171142
Imagine being Sam in that movie.

>>83174983
If she doesn't smile she can be really attractive.

This is appropriate.

That lightsaber was used to kill children.

Let Rey have that stain. Not Luke or other better characters.

>>83174748

No, but training sabers are, which was the answer to the first question.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Training_lightsaber

>>83170278
> anakin kills uninitiated jedi kids
> liberals kill unborn human babies

Its like pottery

>>83170165
Why? Can't she build her own lightsaber?

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>>83175231

>>83170342
she's a sith, that's the plot tweest

>>83170165
Actually you can, its all made up. Star wars exists in a fictional universe.

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>>83170165
>being this triggered over a prop in a flick franchise

>>83170791
>>83171769
her hand will become the saber without the need of the physical object, just by channeling the nearby force into a sword

>>83170165
She can fucking have it. Only OCD fucks that are obsessed with this kind of crap care. That's why Abrams brought it back. Cause he's one of them.
Sure, Luke had some connection with Anakin's saber, but when he lost, he just built a new one. Just like Obi-Wan did, when he lost his. Or Anakin himself, when it got wrecked on Geonosis.
It's just a tool. Sure, a powerful very sharp tool, but a tool. Giving it some traits like it's a living thing that matters is retarded.

>>83177103
>It's just a tool.

It's a weapon, actually.

>Obi-Wan: This WEAPON is your life!

People use tools to build things. You can't build with a lightsaber.

>>83177209
>People use tools to build things
wow, this is retarded

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>>83174863
How's Fury Road feminist propaganda?
Women couldn't drive for shit so they had to get an baldie man to do it for them.
Main woman couldn't plan for shit so she had to get big guy to correct her retardation.
Finally, baldie man had to sacrifice himself so retarded women would manage onward.

Tell me how the fuck this is feminist propaganda because it sounds like digging one's own grave more.

>>83170165
>the female role model is officially and implicitly declared as an inferior copy of an idiot who went evil, while being trained by an old man without who she would be a worthless dreg
>female_power!
LEL

If Rey was written in a way that she found some ancient scriptures or something and learned how to become a Jedi on her own, creating her own interpretation and path from it, she would have become an original independent character worth of respect.

Instead, she is treated as an inferior copy paste of past characters who can't do anything alone and independently. And this is somehow a win for females. Damn hilarious.

>>83177209
Fine. A weapon. Then again, just a weapon. Luke didn't have a small service and a funeral with an a empty casket for it after he lost it on Bespin. Only slaves to nostalgia give a damn. And Abrams making it into some Harry Potter wand that calls out to Rey just catered to that type of people that need everything catalogued or they won't be able to sleep.

>>83177209
>You can't build with a lightsaber.
I'd build a wooden house or a stone house a thousand times faster with a lightsaber than a stoneworker would with a chisel and specialized cutting tools, or a lumberjack would with saws and axes.

>>83170365
Its these small, pointless nitpicky things, these so called "victories", that makes it so hard to take feminists seriously.
It's like that GIF of the raccoon taking catfood and running away.

mary sue feminist icon
okay?

like, the last 2 movies were complete fucking messes

han solo didn't want any part of it
luke said in interviews he fucking hated their direction

so, what have you got really? fucking nothing, garbage ass new characters who can't stand on their own

>>83177209
What can you build with a rake?
What can you build with pliers?

>>83177582
>What can you build with pliers?
breh, I'm on your side, but you can build a lot of shit with pliers

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This has nothing to do with fucking feminism

It's because the toys will say "Rey's Lightsaber" with a big picture of Rey next to them, obviously

Why would they call it Anakin's lightsaber with a picture of Rey next to it? it's confusing & most kids don't even know who Anakin is.

>>83177582
>What can you build with a rake?

A clean yard in autumn.

>What can you build with pliers?

Did you seriously just ask that question?

>>83171293

Because they're trying to link her as a skywalker, complete with aping the OT, and in ANH, Luke received Anakin's lightsaber.

How have you not gotten this?

>>83170208
>>83170176
Same tumblr detected

>>83170985

>So assmad that /pol/ gets called out they make their own image

kek

>>83170342
Keep your fanfics out of my star wars.

>>83170165
Oh no, now when you buy a toy laser sword intended for children, on the box it'll have the name of the girl whose wielded it for two movies instead of the guy who wielded it for two movies. How horrible for you.

>>83172319
>grow up
>says the guy posting on a Burundian cartoon imageboard

>>83170486
Neither did Luke until the third one. Didn't stop the movies from talking about the Jedi. God you're dumb.

>tfw this thread represents everything wrong with /tv/ in a nutshell: Reddit, /pol/ and tumblr

End it all.

>>83177896
jedi existed the whole time though. Obi was a big part of the first and yoda didn't die until the third, when luke had become a jedi and built his own saber.

>>83170165
It is her lightsaber now though. It was passed down to her like it was passed down to Luke.

>>83177958
And Luke is the sole living Jedi int his one the same way Yoda was in Empire. How are you this dense?

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What exactly is the problem here?
>Luke doesn't want any part in it anymore
>he just trains her
>he gives her his saber to use
>the end

>>83178171
I mean, this is all retarded to begin with, but the saber isn't "rey's saber," just like it never really was "luke's saber." It's anakin's saber, only rey owns it now.

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None of this is worth getting mad about, but it only makes the whole mary sue complains all the more solid.

>>83178171
>his saber to use
Luke's got his own saber. The green one from RotJ.

>>83178435
Ah yes, so even better. She found his old saber, Luke says 'just keep it' . It's Rey's saber now.

>>83178461
It's obvious that Disney completely neutered Luke to allow Mary Sue to shine. I mean why would even need to train this nobody girl? The resistance was looking for him, now he's here, he can fight. But no, this movie is about Mareeeeeeeeeey suuuuue

>>83170165
I'm sick of this throwback shit, make your own damn movie and stop sucking the balls of the movies that came before if you wanna do a proper sequel.


>wow remember THIS thing in that one prequel?
>I know right? pretty epicc!!!!

I don't even give a shit.

Anyone who unironically likes Star Trek today is probably some numale dad.

>>83178277
They called it Luke's lightsaber throughout all of TFA besides an offhanded mention of "Luke's father"

Rey is the current owner of the saber, so it's just easier to say it's hers than to autistically say "the lightsaber that belonged to Anakin Skywalker and was passed to Luke and is now being used by Rey"

>>83178700
or you can simply just refer to it as "anakin's lightsaber"

>>83178739
But anakin has been dead for almost 40 years and he hasn't used it for 60. I'd rather keep any references to anakin and other prequelshit to a minimum, thanks

oh wait, this is /tv/ where we pretend to like the prequels to be """patrician"""

>>83178769
but referencing anakin is an OT thing. And it's not anakin's lightsaber because he used it, it's his saber because he built it.

>>83171142
Are they CGI?

>>83178644
Nostalgia is the gimmick, so no, disney will continue to use it in order to appeal redditors and critics.

>>83170680
>>83173645
Apple trees are male or female. Probably other species too.

>>83170165
>Here Rey, take this lightsaber, it was my fathers
>He betrayed the order and hacked off Mace Windu's arm with it, allowing the emperor to live
>He used it to slaughter sand people like animals and he killed Jedi younglings with it
>He was a good man

>>83170459

HAHAHA

FUCK STAR WARS. FEMINISTS ACTUALLY KILLED WHAT LUCAS COULD NOT.

GOOD THING I'M GENX AND ACTUALLY GOT TO ENJOY IT FOR THE YEARS IT WAS COOL.

>>83171150

Look at how smug those bitches look

>>83170324
it's like the One Ring. it finds a way back into the hands of people it wants to be with

>>83170165
Well it is now.

>>83179623
Actually he killed the sand people with his previous lightsaber that got destroyed at the end of aotc.

What does this have to do with feminism?

>>83174049
nice pasta or future pasta, pretty good explanation of things

>>83179623
I know right? A samurai would never use a ronins blade, it actually would get reforged or buried.
I would be afraid that dark elements of The Force were imprinted on that blade. Shit guys maybe that is why they go "Grey" because of Anakins influence.

>>83179780
because YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAY!!!

>>83179648
This post is probably ironic but damn I am happy to be Gen X and can remember some time before 2001 ruined everything.

>>83179864

It's not ironic. I am GenX and I meant it. SW was for boys and it was cool as fuck, with the toys and comics and Zahn books, before the new generation of dipshits got their precious little fingers all over it.

>>83174049
This. And before anyone says

>Johnson and Abrams project themselves as a young woman?

This is all Kathleen Kennedy's doing. Rey is her is literal self insert.

>>83179916
>SW was for boys
was it really though? I think it just was, not assigned to anyone specifically, but boys gravitated towards it. It's not like how These new ones are shoving agenda into it.

Lightsaber was Anakin's
Then Luke had it
Now Rey

She is a Skywalker.

>>83180028
>Lightsaber was Anakin's
>Then Obi Wan had it
>Then Luke had it
>Then butthole eyes had it
>Now Rey
>They are all Skywalkers...?

>>83180081
Maz and Obiwan never used it you fucking Redditor

>>83180140
This. Imagine the retardation you must possess to make a post like>>83180081

>>83180140
>>83180164
you never said "used" you said had.

>>83180140
>>83180164
>immediately samefagging your own post
lol

>>83180193
>I need everything explained to me in perfect detail or I misunderstand you completely.

You have autism.

>>83179971
JJ Abrams self insert is Kylo Ren. Kylo is a Darth Vader wannabe dresses up like him but is nowhere near close to anything like Vader.
JJ Abrams is a Spielberg wannabe, imitates his movies but he will never compare to Spielberg although Berg is a vanilla director who mostly made forgettable movies, he still made Iniana Jones and Jaws. JJ Abrams is like Kylo Ren, a loser that can't be redeem because he destroyed Star Wars in the most senseless way.

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>>83170208
>>83170985
>>83171065
>>83171286

>laid
>projection

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>>83180340
You want to try again?

>>83180360
do you know where you are?

>>83170165
tfw girls have made fun of nerd culture since the beginning, Star wars wa but tha thad to be exploited for prequels and pure propaganda sequels

, now women are strong and independent despite being pandered too because feminism,

One of many such cases proving women ruin everything.

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>>83179648
>>83179864
>>83179916

star wars, comics, video games, monday night wars, halloween, cruising the mall like a real grownup, saturday morning cartoons pre 24hr animated channels, the thrill of getting a letter

of course, the web and life before it making you appreciate it that much more

was comfy, yes it was

>>83170459
movie that had 30 years of near exclusively young single male fandom is female powered now.

>>83180409
Sorry, I placed too much faith in /tv/. Usually the people here aren't as autistic as /v/.

>>83180585
I think the internet has made everyone really impatient and more irritable than they were before. That's why everyone gets offended by everything now. Their minds are racing all the time because of the constant stream of information the internet provides. Something as simple as walking into a convenience store late at night and buying a coke shouldn't be so relieving, but these days it is.

>>83170165
What I find amusing is that Finn handled the fucking thing better than Rey ever did. She only got by via some deus ex Last Airbender powers mid fight with Kilo Ren.

>>83170165
4chan logic: if it has women in it, it's feminism.

You do realise you cucks are just as bad if not worse then SJWs.

>>83182095
>post this shit in a dying thread
Coward