>character breaks into car >keys are under the sun visor

>OP
>makes a thread

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>>83169340
>character breaks into car
>hot wires car in 2 seconds

Do Americans really leave keys under the wheel arches or their cars?

>>83169340
>Character breaks into car
>it's push to start

>character caughs
>"I'm OK"
>close up of his palm covered in blood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5g4xLr1pgI

>>83169340
>character has to break into a house
>keys under the mat

>>83169548
I remember when a French dude on /int/ actually thought we regularly sit on our roofs with lawn chairs because of the simpsons

you gullible lot you

>>83169548
Just try, you will be greeted by american police

>>83169340
>>83169525
What?? I do both of these regularly.

>>83169582


Wait... What?

I tough that was real, and americans go to shopping and buy a big turkey for christmas

>he doesn't leave his car with the keys in the ignition because his car is insured for WAY above it's actual value
plebs.

>character breaks into car
>look under sunvisor
>no keys
>shuffles around for 5 minutes before giving up because they realize they don't know how to hotwire a car

wow great movie you have there Op you stupid faggot

>>83169715
some people eat turkey for christmas I guess but ham is the usual

>Keys break into the car
>character under the sunscreen

>>83169580
Or under a nearby plant pot. I hope nobody here does this.

>>83169781
>car breaks into keys
>sunscreen under character

>>83169340
>character breaks window
>the door was unlocked

>>83169717
>implying insurance will pay out if you leave your keys in the ignition of your unlocked car

>>83169764


And drink beer in some red cups, right?

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>>83169826
I have no idea what you're talking about.

>character needs more time
>pulls the fire alarm

>>83169685
FBI are en route

>>83169764
my family eats prime rib
>>83169826
bottles for me

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>group of people break into house by climbing up to the second flood and entering through a narrow window while getting clothes ripped up
>dumbass of the group finds out the front door was unlocked

>>83169340
How are the car doors locked, if the keys are inside it?

>>83170001
They'll finally get that serial carjacker they've been looking for.

>>83169809
How would they know?

Just present spare keys as false.

>>83169340
I too just saw John Wick 2

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>>83169781
>>83169804
Deep.