What do you want to be Made into?

a mailman

>>83167172
that would be a very exciting episode

a dolphin

Emma Stone's insole.

>>83167270
it would be because i really want to be a fucking mailman. its a solid job.

i fucking blew a chance i had already after accenting the job offer and missed the fucking call for the start date

fucking faggots should have emailed me like ALWAYS

>>83167162
Tyler durden

>>83167555
Why do you want to be a mailman in this day and age the federalized postal service is a shithole right now

>>83167660
Because the position I missed out on paid 16 dollars an hour and I'm fucking NEET right now.

>>83167555
ay i remember you mentioning that before

i recently did the same thing though so i guess the joke is on me

>>83167162
An amputee.

>>83167162

M/tv/

>>83167162
Emma Roberts slave doesn't even have to be sexual just let me live in that goddess' house

Dead
I want a film crew to come to my house and kill me.

>>83167162
I want to be a mack daddy!

The episode with the tiny country girl who wanted to be a big strong body builder. Be still my heart

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