wat do

Make her leave.

Eat her asshole, obviously

>>83166791
Break up with Lara Flynn Boyle and get me some prime Audrey pusy.

>>83166983
Good call.

eggs

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>you'll never raw dog audrey horne

>>83167006
ALL THE EGGS!?

>>83166791
Like anybody could say no to this. More unrealistic than all the supernatural crap

this >>83166802

but first this >>83166964

>>83167799
agent cooper is not a normal person though

>>83166791
Call for help.

>>83166791
Don't make her leave.

>>83166791
>Coop and Audrey never got together

Fucking bullshit.

>>83166791
Easy

Flex a 'cep then say something like

>we both know you can't bring yourself to leave this

>>83166791
Walk near her, caress her hairs, look her straight in the eyes and say: "HELLOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOO!"

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Turn off the show and put on something actually worth watching

>>83168068
She was a 17 year old high school student. I don't think Lynch wanted to make his main character a sex offender.

>>83168239
It always intended though, I get what you mean and I agree however. Annie was just a supplement.

But who knows, maybe we'll get it in the latest season.

>i hope

>>83168068
Just wait

>>83168239
Cooper was always meant to be with Audrey. They had to change it because Boyle was dating Maclachlan or something. This is why Audrey had nothing to do in S2 and why Heather Graham and Billy Zane show up

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>>83168180
Kek

>>83168239
In straya you're allowed to fug whoever you want once you're 16

>>83168608
It actually varies in each state and territory, additionally, in some states and territories teens can fuck as long as there's less than a 2 years age gap between them.

>>83166983
The only correct answer.

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>>83166791
Stare a moment, blink slowly and deliberately, then un-focus eyes and say 'Audrey give two rides.'

>>83168731
>teens can fuck as long as there's less than a 2 years age gap between them.
Where? So a 15yo can fuck a 13yo?

>>83169319
And a 2 year old can fuck a fetus