John Cena

>>83154791
>Predator
too late though

>>83154791
imagine being john cena in this scene

Shazam

Master Chief

Capeshit

>>83154791
He already tried. Didn't anyone see The Marine?

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>>83154842

>>83154791
>The Wrestler 2: The Main Event (2018)
>Haunted by visions of his dead uncle Randy "The Ram" Robinson (Mickey Rourke), Johnny "The Goat" Johnson (John Cena) returns to his hometown. Along the way he runs into Cassidy (Marisa Tomei) who comes up with the idea for a paper-view honoring Randy. But trouble is afoot as Johnnys cousin Stephanie (Evan Rachel Wood) is captured by Lucha Cartel Boss Juanito "The Flame Grilled Beef" (Rey Mysterio). Now to save his cousin and his home town Johnny must take on Juanito in a no holds barred ladder match.

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>>83154791
Imagine being John Cena in this scene. Just do it right now. IMAGINE

it's hard to picture him becoming a star like the Rock

Predator probably would be his best bet

>>83154791
IMAGINE

>>83154791
Well he's in Daddy's Home 2. I didn't like when they were putting him in action flicks. It's weird he has the build for action but still just looks out of place.

Xena actually dated Piggy in real life though

so you don't have to act like he was grossed out with having to bang her in this scene

>>83154791
I'd laugh if he somehow ends up starring in an all time great film whereas The Rock never did.

>>83157463
CENA NOT XENA

>>83157463
I thought Dolph Ziggler was the one who fucked her.

>>83154791
The Marine

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>>83154791
Duke Nukem: The Movie 3D

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>>83156694
>paper-view

>>83154791
to be honest he needs to star in a action/horror, but somewhere where he actually does little action. Like a movie like the thing. The alternative would be for him to be in a fast and furious movie which would catapult him.

>>83154791
He should star in a movie called Joe MAMA the story of a female to male trans that accelerates the process with steroids and becomes a wrestler only to be caught and must overcome bigotry and the world of wresting with the use of steroids and possibly.... gasp... male hormones as well

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invisible man.

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>>83154791
>that disgust in his face
lmao

>>83156964
I wanna get fucked by John Cena so bad

I'm 5'4" and 120lbs, he could break me like a twig.

He's the first test model of an elite new police android. He's an extremely effective at fighting and apprehending criminals, but due to an error in his programming, he's a complete air-head. After his company fixes the error for the next batch of androids, he becomes obsolete and gets shipped off to the suburbs where the stakes are much lower. He gets paired up with a fat disgruntled cop (Louis CK) who hates the added responsibility of having to 'babysit' him. The android learns that the fat cop used to be a detective in the city, but screwed up the chain of evidence for a case against the head of a major crime syndicate and got booted. They bond over their similar situation, but notice some suspicious activity out in the suburbs. They figure out that the same crime syndicate is planning to make a major weapons trade in their sleepy little town and they're the only ones who can take them down.

The Marine 2

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

John Cena has been my hero forever. I hope he makes it!

>>83161391
so he's channing tatum in 21 jump street?

>>83161469
I've never seen that movie.

Something directed by John Milius.

>>83161510
stop posting on /tv/

>>83161832
Why?

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He would have made a GREAT Batou. Can't believe I never thought of him for that. His voice is even roughly similar to the English voice actor's.

>>83154958
Way too short and they'd make him take his helmet off

Yeah like a few said something like predator. Rambo wouldn't be a bad choice either but give him 10 years for that

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>>83161932

>>83161403
There's been 5 and they're all enjoyable enough to watch on a hangover day

>>83154791
playing Guts in the live action adaptation of Berserk

>>83161425
FINDS

>>83161425
Already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLUjMWRCzic
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi

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Playing Guts

Or playing Pic related

>>83161425
>>>/a/

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>>83162955
after the long goodbye adaption when

>>83154806
He can do How to Catch a Predator 2 starring as young Chris Hansen

>>83154791
Wasn't he in the Marine years and years ago?

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>>83161425
Perfect.

>>83154791
>pretending to fuck Hog Schumer
what a brave man

>>83156694
why did i fucking laugh reading this

>>83162955
They already had a great Batou though

>>83157326
>it's hard to picture him becoming a star like the Rock

I never imagined the Rock would become the biggest movie star in Hollywood. Cena doesn't have the Rock's charisma but wouldn't write him off but he needs the right vehicle and to date he's only been in shit.

>>83154791
Some old Arnie reboot. Maybe Running Man

>>83164527
Hunger Games would have given audiences fatigue over televised killing competitions.

geralt of rivia

>>83154791
How would sex with John Cena feel like?

>>83164542
Those movies are pretty old now. If not Running Man then what? Total Recall already got a reboot. Maybe that one where Arnie is cloned

>>83154791
Remake of something from the 90s Kek.
He was fucking funny on Twin Peaks.

>>83161380
me too anon me too

>>83154791
expat factory worker in indonesia

>>83154791
He could build his career off sequels to successful movies like the Rock until people forget he isn't legit. But I hope audiences don't fall for that again and they send musclehead back to sweaty men in tights land.

>>83164601
Gonna go out on a limb and say it doesn't need to be a reboot.

As far as I can recall Race to Witch Mountain and Baywatch are the only reboots the Rock did.

Also reboots and remakes suck.

>>83164825
>send musclehead back to sweaty men in tights land.
lol whats wrong beta, you scared of alpha males?

he's in talks to star in Millar's Superior

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>>83164601
Running Man could use a reboot with Cena- I'm totally down with that. The old one only holds up in a cheesy Arnold sort of way (I think he only took down 3 or 4 enemies, right?), unlike something like Total Recall which is still perfect and never needed a redo.

>>83164527

The WWE already did something similar, it's called The Condemned

>>83166335
it would be interesting to see an adaption that's closer to the story too

>>83163842
make this happen now!