JUST

GIVE ME A GLORIOUS BEARD

>>83145254
ALRIGHTY THEN

>>83145254
Have you thought about my dick today, anon?

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A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

What happened to him?

I am more worried about Jim Carrey's daughter. I hear she looks insane these days.

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>So Jim, last time you were here, you told us about your girlfriend. How's she doing?

*gets on the couch and starts talking with his ass*

SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT! ONLY JIM CARREY REMAINS!

The only weird thing here is his hair looks too tidy for the beard

You need to have equal tidiness in your beard and your hair, whether they're both mussy or both tidy

From the king of comedy, to a literally who.

What a shame.

>>83145520
The guys worth over 100m he doesn't have to be funny anymore.

>>83145520
Everyone gets old and tired, anon. It's just how life goes. Do you honestly think a young Pacino envisioned himself doing Jack and Jill?

>>83145520
do gen z'ers even know who jim carrey is?

>>83145575
>Got his start as the token crazy white dude on a shitty nigger SNL knockoff
>End up becoming bigger than anyone else on the show

The universe has such an amazing sense of humor sometimes

>>83145254

Watch him on that getting coffee with Seinfeld.

Guy has lost it, there's something in his eyes that says "I have completely went mental, it is no longer an act"

I thought everybody hated him now since he killed that girl via herpes

>>83145651
You can say that with every generation though. I was born in the 80s and didn't understand why my dad liked Rodney Dangerfield so much. Likewise he didn't understand why I thought Ace Ventura was the peak of comedy.

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Have you thought about it?

>>83145668
Eh... I wouldn't go that far. The Wayans brothers have been equally successful and rich since the ILC days.

>>83145616

Pacino was in debt though so he took any role.
Jim just let that shit go. In fact, Hollywood seems to have given up on comedies. Rarely see any nowadays. From mid 90s to 2010 was the filled with comedies.

>>83145723
What is happening here?

>>83145746
It's true that PG-13 comedies have fallen by the wayside since the 90s and early 00s. Probably because family friendly animated movies are way more lucrative while still counting as comedies.

>>83145856
he's in charge

Remember when he made that video about Emma Stone?

>>83145856

>what's going on here?

>>83145476
>You need to look like x and y and z
What a nu-male way of thinking.

>>83145936
>>83145890
Enough with the memes, give me context.

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>jim carry will never give you herpes

>>83146018
It's exactly what it looks like.

>>83145254

MURDERCOCK NIGGAS

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>>83146018

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>>83145723
>There

>>83146018
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jim-carrey-cathriona-white-texts-8902476

>You'll never watch Bruce Almighty 2 with bearded Jim
>You'll never watch Ace Ventura 3
>You'll never watch Honest, honest
>You'll never watch prime Jim carrey for the first time again

>>83145254
dat muslum beard

>>83146490

>Honest, Honest

kek

why does he continue to dye his hair?

>>83145396
How's hand is that?

>>83145668
The Wayans Brothers are actually funny whereas Jim Carrey just makes crazy faces and yells.

>>83147932
Spotted the nigger

>>83147893
His gf's.

>>83147893
it's coming from the coffin

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>>83145254
Unabomber biopic when?

>>83147816
oh i dont know, maybe for film roles

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>>83147932
But that's exactly the same thing the Wayans Brothers do.

>>83148051
UnaJUSTer

>>83145746
Seth Rogen Dudeweed films I think stopped being popular and now Comedies have to be masked as action movies like Baywatch and 21Jumpstreet or Chips, some rehash of an old tv show turned into a movie.

>>83148152
Is Chips funny? Was gonn drop $2 on it at the cheap theater

>Stands there for at least 30 seconds while the crowd cheers
>Kimmel taps him on the shoulder
>"I just wanted to see how long they would cheer"

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>>83146490
>>You'll never watch Ace Ventura 3
this one hurts the most

>>83147976
Spotted the cousin fucker

>>83146490
>You'll never watch Ace Ventura 3

Fuck I want that, could even use the line they used in that horrible Ace Ventura Jr movie where they explain he disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle.

>Short intro with Ace Ventura Jr (he's like 22 now)
>He gets interviewed by the news
>Son of famous Pet Detective sets out to find his father
>plane to the bermuda triangle
>they go down
>land on island
>Ace Sr is there
>King of the islanders
>He has that big beard
>they go back to civilization
>Ace tries to embrace his ex wife
>she kicks him in the balls
>Ace Jr gives Ace a box full of shit that he got when they cleaned out his apartment after he disappeared
>Ace shaves off the beard and puts on his classic outfit
>Goes into the world
>Everything has gone full SJW
>gets chased by a mob of angry transgenders
>eventually decides the only person he trusts is Courtney Cox
>She looks horrible with too much plastic surgery
>He runs away

Don't know what else he'd do.

>>83149068
He's a pet detective anon, that has to play in.
>evil villain commits a string of large-scale zoo heists
>everyone is baffled
>Ace Ventura jr appears with dramatic music as if he's gonna solve the case
>he's actually just going on a Dr Phil-esque program to talk about his drug-addiction and how he fucked up his life
>final question asks if he reckons Ace Sr could solve the zoo heist case
>he jokes probably, but they'll never know what with him being dead
>host says that's too bad since the reward money is now up to $5m
>Ace jr sees this as an opportunity to fix his life
>sets out to find his dad and pretends to want to reconnect
>blah blah blah
>Ace Sr gets really sad when he finds out his son just wanted the money and wasn't in it for the animals or because he wanted to reconnect
>blah blah blah
>they learn a lesson
>Ace Sr solves the case

Plotline would be fairly generic, it's the jokes and Jim Carrey's physical comedy that would make the film

>>83148051
Glad to know I'm not the only one that has thought about this. Directed by Denis Villeneuve, music by Trent Reznor.

Is he preparing for Terence McKenna biopic?

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>>83149777
XD

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>>83145476
This
>>83145975
No, kill yourself
You either shape your beard nicely and then get a nice haircut like Jim has or you go full "I don't give a fuck"
Mixing looks like shit

dumb and dumber 2 was an insult to mankind and he and jeff daniels both deserve crushing depression and irrelevancy

This movie got me into Death Metal

https://youtu.be/8dM_TN7I5m8

It seems like he is stripping off his whacky persona and being more "himself". This interview was good. Also highly recc his new show.

>>83145713
>I was born in the 80s and didn't understand why my dad liked Rodney Dangerfield so much.
You telling me you didn't see Back to School?

>>83145308
kek

He's working on a Terrence McKenna biopic right now. I suspect that's where this look came from.

Will you go see it, /tv/?