What happened?

Is anyone surprised by this?

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critics weren't ready for boobkino

Is High School Musical still the highest-rated movie Zac Efron has ever been in?

I'm honestly surprised. The Rock is possibly the most popular actor out there, Daddario draws in the men, Efron draws in the women...how do you fuck this up?

>>83139335
>Daddario has massive tits
>she keeps them covered the entire time

Seriously, what the fuck. Women get to see The Rock shirtless, but we can't see Daddario in a skimpy bikini? She's been naked in other movies/shows, it's clearly not an issue for her.

>>83139277
1) That much full frontal male nudity doused a lot of the fun, I know they were trying to bring in gays and women but it was too far
2) NO FEMALE NUDITY
3) No, I mean WTF?
4) People wanted more like a Brady Bunch Movie where the campiness was embraced and integrated well
5) They got a campy movie that was too intentional and using cheesy fire effects and horrible special effects just looks cheap instead of 'vaporwave' which I think they were going for, like exaggeratedly bad for effect
6) Has a FU Fans kind of attitude like the Star Trek movies do "what, are we going to walk in slow motion now? thats dumb!" "OH fuck off nobody is a REAL Baywatch fan that is silly, come laugh AT IT with us"
7) Raunchy comedy is getting old and alienating people, like old people who hated Dirty Grandpa or Hot Moms and Gen Z who are conservative and its simply boring at this point

>>83139277
dey took er

>>83140311
>1) That much full frontal male nudity doused a lot of the fun, I know they were trying to bring in gays and women but it was too far

I didn't even have to see this shit to know that was gonna be the "graphic nudity" described in the rating. New comedies think "flaccid dick onscreen for extended amounts of time" is comedy gold, and showing a woman's tits is exploitative and sexist.

>>83139277
it was shit

>>83140311
>1) That much full frontal male nudity doused a lot of the fun, I know they were trying to bring in gays and women but it was too far
What the fuck?

>>83140311
>1) That much full frontal male nudity doused a lot of the fun

Dwayne or Zac?

>>83139401
>how do you fuck this up?
These are just reviews buddy, wait for the box office.

>>83140846
Probably the fat jew

>>83140311

>frontal male nudity

This stopped being funny in like 2007. It's such a fucking cop out for writers.

>...and then the audience sees his dick heehee!

>>83139277
It didn't start with a Marvel logo

or maybe turning an extra cheesy 90's family tv show into an edgy American Pie tier "comedy"

who fuck knows

>>83140846
Honestly it wasn't even that hot we only get that one fat guy nude that guy who is sorta like Josh Gad.

>>83139277
Being lazy comedy number 9672 happened.

>>83140311
>1) That much full frontal male nudity doused a lot of the fun, I know they were trying to bring in gays and women but it was too far

Wait, the baywatch movie has full frontal male nudity? What the fuck?

>>83140921
Oh right I forgot we cared about revenue.

>>83140311
>2) NO FEMALE NUDITY
Whelp

>>83139401
>Daddario
>Massive tits

Choose one.

>>83139366
He's going to play Ted Bundy in a serialkino so High School Musical will probably be surpassed

Does Dwayne save daddario from drowning again

It would be pottery

>>83139335
is it true that she is pregnant?

>>83139366
Me and Orson Welles

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>>83140311
>NO FEMALE NUDITY
Dropped before even picked up.

I was hoping this was spur a better release of the originals on DVD but no luck.

>>83142578
Stop watching porn

>>83139277
Because it's not what people want from a Baywatch movie.

>>83139335
>boobkino
>we only see a dead guy's dick