Rachel is your Bachelorette boys

>>83128829
>getting rid of that handsome hapa veteran Blake K
>keeping whaboom guy

the fuck, bitch?

>>83128871
I have a feeling Whaboom has a tragic story to tell us. There's got to be more to him than that ridiculous persona he's created.

Bryan takes it to the end and they actually get married and stay together, mark my words

Gapttooth bitch

>>83129033
Well he did eat her face after meeting her.

>>83129072
She's hot bro. I'd like my own Michelle Obama to take home to mama.

>>83128871
That was awkward as hell when he got the last rose and everyone looked like they wanted to kill him.

>>83129167
have a god damn feeling producers stepped in to keep that corny fucker

>>83129186
Yea if there's anything 'Unreal' taught me the rose ceremony choices are decided on by producers for maximum drama. They consider the bachelor/ette's choice but everything else is for sound-bites and ratings.

>>83129033
Fellow attorney Josiah will win, surely. He had a cool origin story.

>>83128829
Is she a size queen like all black women ?

>>83129979
She's pretty wholesome. As white as black can get, along with most of the male suitors there.

>>83128829
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What would your intro package look like? Mine:

Hi I'm Rob and I enjoy masturbating to hentai. I'm a family oriented guy. Professionally I'm a waiter at a run down establishment in downtown Chicago but I masturbate to hentai on my lunch break quite often. On weekends I like to play baseball and masturbate to hentai.