>tfw no cute office crush

>>83130600
Let it go jenna

>>83128828
She was a 5/10 at best

>>83132918
nah

>>83128828
>have same situation as Jim
>flirt with girl at work
>try my best not to spill spaghetti
>tfw someone snapchatted me a pic of their wedding invite

She asked me one time to get her a baby, and I tried my hardest to not say "Let's fuck."

>>83133960
did you ever kiss?

>>83128828
you're better off not having an office crush, OP. aside from it being a major distraction it's unlikely to end well for either of you. the best you should hope for is a sort of hot lesbian who jokes around and tells stories about fucking chicks. that is, if you need pseudo-friend contact at work

>>83130600
Is this real?

>>83135048
Yes

>just marathoning the Office again
>tfw the rest of the series will never feel as comfy as seasons 1-3 when Jim and Pam are not together

I fucked my office crush and it got weird when I put it in her ass without warning. She's bent over spreading her ass cheeks, what else was I supposed to do? Anyway, turned out she had a bf she wanted to break up with and I was going to be the reason but the awkward assfucking led to her accept his proposal two weeks later. Still not sure who got cucked the most in this scenario.

>>83135273
Yep.

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>>83135312

>>83134683
On Friday, she started talking to me and a huge part of me wanted to make out with her on the spot. I told her I was spaced out.

>>83128828
>tfw cute office crush

should I just wait until she falls in love with me and leaves her chad bf lads?

>>83137581
don't bother bro

>>83130600
>9 times out of 1o
>1o

>>83137581
You better hope you have an autistic office rival who has mace to save your ass when Chad attacks

>>83128828
My office crush is a single mom who's 5 years older than me. Should I go for it?

>have office crush
>get depressed as soon as I hear her start talking about the things he did with his BF the previous day

Not worth it unless it's reciprocated.

>>83138235
Fucking co workers is the worst thing you want to do.
Especially if you have an office job

>>83138405
Get a different crush, it helps.

>>83135312
I hope you at least finished in her ass

>>83138405

Stop thinking about her outside of the office, it's unhealthy on the mind.

>>83138405
>Used to work with a girl who I wasn't into but had a massive crush on me
>She thought we were dating because we went out to lunch and stuff sometimes
Fuck that was awkward

>>83138609
It's not that easy

>>83138712
I know, i've cut contact for a bit but I fall back on it again when i start talking to her and the sadness kicks again

>>83138851
don't worry bro. one day she'll see how perfect you guys are together and leave her bf and you'll be happy forever

>>83138851
>It's not that easy
It is. Go meet some other girls.

>>83138774
Sounds cute as fuck. Was she pretty?

>>83128828
>tfw office crush with someone 5 years older and she's got a bf
Seriously fuck this, why tease me if we can never be together...FUCK

>>83139373
She wasn't ugly or anything, but I wouldn't call her attractive. I just didn't want to date a coworker, and also being together was too awkward for a relationship to ever work. We could barely even go beyond basic, stilted small-talk together.
We just didn't have anything in common I guess.