I WAS IN THE POOL

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use the webm next time bitch

Do Americans really do this?

>>83123573
Put themselves in water? Yes you stinky curry nigger

>>83123573
Go in the pool?

Are you retarded?

>>83123057
The worst thing about this isn't even the fact that she laughed.

It's that she leaves the door open.

What kind of fucking bitch would do that.

>>83123646
its weird

she found his small cock unappealing and funny enough to laugh at

yet, she stood gazing at him for a complete 8-10 seconds before leaving. so she was definitely thinking about it, what a sloot

Niggers, Jerry

That's what he gets for eating garbage.

>>83124616
It was above the rim!

>>83123057
Why didn't he just lock the door?
Why didn't he cover his dick with his hands the instant he heard a sound from the door?
Why didn't he speak his explanation sooner?

Why did she enter without knocking?
Why did she linger there looking for 10 seconds?
Why did she leave the door open after leaving?

>>83124801
all valid questions, except the lock door one
most doors inside homes don't have locks besides the front and back door.

>ywn suck Georges toes as he eats a pastrami on rye

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>at beach house right next to the water
>instead of going into the ocean he goes in the pool

>>83123646
The worse thing is that she told his girlfriend.

What business is it of hers and how did she even start that conversation?

>>83125256
Not everyone is interested in being raped by sharks and draping themselves with jellyfish tentacles.

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>>83125388
They were in Montuak not fucking Australia

>>83125409
This is straight out of a Tim and Eric skit. Jesus.

>>83125419
>implying the Devils creature, the jellyfish, isn't fucking everywhere

>>83124933
Every bedroom and bathroom in every house I've lived in had locks.

>>83125499
In the us, children and teenagers rooms don't have locks so the parent can catch them masturbating.

>>83125256
their fault they built the fucking pool

>>83125499
No house I ever lived in had locks on bedroom doors in the house. Some didn't even have a lock on the bathroom door.

>>83125653
Do American's Really Do This?: The Post

>>83125419
Mountain isn't without them
t. Long Islander

>>83125904
Yes. American parents enjoy consistently catching their sons and daughters pleasuring themselves in the privacy of their own bedrooms.

YOU GOTTA SEE THE BABY

>>83125499

everyone

everyone the debate is over

every house this guy lived in had locks on the bedroom doors

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Don't lie, you'd eat it too

>>83126035
Ausfag and my fucking mother had the worst fucking habit of just barging into my room mid sentence without knocking.

I would've killed for locks on my door.

>>83126304
Absolutely. That's clean as fuck it's on a paper, on a magazine.

Friends and I used to go dumpster diving behind the little Caesars after closing, all those hot and ready pizzas they just throw out.

>>83126619
They just throw them out? What a waste. At least give em to the workers, I'm sure their big Mexican families would love to eat them

>>83125256

American beaches, especially the north east coast are disgusting

>>83126723
Not allowed. They'd even try to get us to stop taking them from the dumpster, but we always found a way

>can't take literal trash, not going to be used by anybody

>>83125357
Girls can't shut the fuck up. That's why you have to be careful about what you tell them.

>>83125499
he probably just forgot to lock the door

have you never heard of anyone getting caught with their pants down?

>>83126879
But how would you bring that up to another girl?

"Oh, I just walked in on your man. Couldn't help but notice his pin dick. lol"

Suck it big again Jerry, and make Elaine watch, tied up in the corner.

>>83127199
girls say way worse shit than that to eachother behind our backs

>>83127337
Even if they've just met the girl that weekend and have no established relationship?

If I walked in on a mate's girlfriend I wouldn't comment on anything other than maybe admitting I walked in on her if he asked.

>>83126349
parents love to catch their kids masturbating

>>83127337
>insecure virgin

>>83127955
Why?

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>there are people on this board right now that think Seinfeld isn't the greatest sitcom ever made
Honest to god, it sickens me.

>>83127737
>Even if they've just met the girl that weekend and have no established relationship?
Especially.

>>83128728
>YOU CAN TALK! YOU CAN TALK! YOU CAN TALK!

>>83129290
>11 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmsTb_jmqb4

Does it really shrink?

>>83129428
Yes. At least if you're a grower.

>>83125499
Who the fuck has locks on their bedroom?

>>83129453
Who the fuck doesn't have those locks that can be opened with a butter knife on their bathroom and bedroom doors?

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>gf's sister, not knowing i was over, impatiently jiggled the bathroom door knob as i'm washing my hands
>quickly finish and open the door
>she's standing there topless
>she panics and runs into a nearby closet
>mfw

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Reminder
White women deserve only the biggest cocks.
Only dicks longer than 8.5 inches and thicker than 6 inches will do.

>tfw no females have ever seen your penis

>>83123646
>>83125357
The worse part is that she left the house and drove home in the middle of the night.

What kind of shallow bitch does that?

>>83132581
Settle down dicklet, men are talking.

The gays have it right, we should cut women out of sex altogether

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>>83125256
>sand

>>83124801
because if not we wouldn't have a classic Seinfeld moment

>>83133251
Nice try faggot

>>83126840
Because if one of you little faggots steps on an AIDS syringe while dumpster diving like degenerate bums, you could cause shit and sue them for a gorillion dollars and start a negative media campaign, that's why. Or if you eat the thrown out pizza and get sick you could do the same thing.

Companies don't take chances with that shit. These days you can almost take anyone to civil court for anything.

Also they don't want you eating their pizza for free, obviously.