August 11, 2014

Today is May 23 you idiot

>>83119669
Probably that same guy who keeps posting threads about Zack Snyder's daughter and getting mad that no one finds his edgy humor amusing.

Jesus Christ that was in 2014? Where does the time go

>>83119766
We've been closer to 2030 than 2000 for 2.5 years

Kids born in 2000 will legally be able to post on 4chan next year

>>83119766
this, jesus fucking christ will this slow down? im afraid i'll blink after my 40s birthday and suddenly be on my deathbed with granchildren i don't remember having

>>83119824
>you having children
You need to be able to get sex first

>>83119814
I don't think there's a law against that
It's just against the sites rules

>>83119824
[spolier]But don't you remember? You already died.[\spoiler]

Daily reminder that this fat FUNNIE-MAN sadfag will literally only be remembered (thats if anyone even chooses to bring him up, hes already faded into irrelevancy) for dressing up like an 80 year old British woman and shoving his face into a cake.

Robin Williams, is a fucking faggot loser.

>>83119880
nice projection bro. I have a gf and regular sex not THAT regular anymore coz it's been 3 years and routine ruins shit tho

>>83119922
is this the "life flashing before my eyes" they talk about? it sure goes slowly then

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>>83119645
:'-(

>>83119974
What if I'm distressed in one of the other three seasons, you fuck