>Sam crazy as fuck and only uploading vertical videos again

>>83115059
I'm glad he's off the Trump train at least. He regained some shreds of integrity.

>>83115059
I'm taking over MDE
you'll see soon enough on the channel

>>83115168
Is he officially off? What did he say?

>>83115762
AUGH A HEHEH A HEHEH

>>83116134
truly sam's magnum opus

>>83115059
His latest prank at the Ariana concert was inspired

>>83115059
They probably realized being an artist isn't an actual job and they need to get a 9-5 or live with their parents for the rest of their lives

Sam here. If I don't get healthcare coverage soon I might just kill myself.

>>83116211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53TrbhJ9p0

you're just a big chunky plumper

>>83116229
dont forget to film it

Thankz for the support guys everything is fine rollin in $$$$

-Actually sam

>>83116240
How are those book sales going Sam?

He just had a pretty inspiring speech in Manchester yesterday and an okay one today in mainland Europe.

>>83116428
SECOND PRINT SOLD OUT

>>83116240
love sam and mde but this is so cringe due to it's tim and eric similarities, specifically Casey and his Brother sketches.

I think comparisons of world peace and t&e are bullshit and just weak arguments by plebs who don't understand it, but a lot of this old stuff is just too derivitive and gives hydecker ground in the current culture war.

that tim heidecker song was really good desu

>>83116240
>look guys we can be Tim and Eric Awesome Great Job! too

>>83117104
it's funnier to me than T & E who just try to be as awkward as possible.

at least sam's video has a theme - make fun of fatties. you can imagine the women in the pictures actually eat the kinds of cookies superimposed on them

>>83117318
Here's another MDE video making fun of fat women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSwuZATWWrE
It appears that there are alot of overarching thematic elements in MDE videos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1RfTg1HkMA

This is what happened.

they have to pay the price for what they are
yea that's the law
that's the law

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVsBDe2PYI

You what?

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idk man, everything he does is in character even the recorded call to tim was in his character.
I feel we are just riding tha Mister Sam's wil ride.

>>83117055
Oh shit really? Did he eventually get international shipping sorted out?

You only like Sam because you agree with his politics. You're so desperate for a right-wing entertainer that you've lowered your standards for this unfunny, talentless hack.

>>83115762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQlh6uK0uaw

He hated the Syria strikes

>>83116211
>They probably realized being an artist isn't an actual job

Really? There are a lot of massive of industries surrounding artists. Not just music and entertainment either. Fashion, food, industrial design, etc.

>>83118210
You only dislike Sam because you disagree with his politics.

He's actually a really funny and lovable guy if you agree with/can get past his politics.

>>83118719
I bet a creative arts degree that you are working waitstaff while just waiting to bust into one of those "industries"

>>83117918
>everything he does is in character
>even the recorded call to tim was in his character.
if his "character" is a clinical paranoid delusional malignant narcissistic personality disorder then yes everything he does is in character.

>>83119554
This. He's not always playing a character. He's mentally ill and he needs help.

>it's a go on MDE's old channels and find a 10 year old upload episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiCU3C4ACwc

>>83115059

was bummed to see wp get canceled.

i don't really care about sam's scrap with tim but his politics probably drove away some people.

sam will be fine. at least we have kickstarter tv to hold us over.

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dabid dook

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>>83118767
pandering is not comedy

>>83119689

savage

>>83119912
who is he pandering too?

>>83118767
not that guy but I never cared about his politics at all until he started acting like a cringey cultist faggot and starting shit with his betters.

The reality is that most of their comedy isn't that fucking good. It thinks it's more clever than it is. Most of Sam's shit is attention-seeking and iamveryoffensive and charls is like schizophrenic. The Nick skit with the crazy angled classroom set design was legitimately cool and it seemed pretty apparent that he was the only professional there.
>He's actually a really funny and lovable guy if you agree with/can get past his politics.
but he's not. He's a conflict-oriented, self-destructive, manipulative dickhead.

>>83120115
/pol/

/r/the_donald

you

etc

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>>83117918
I like his homo character the best

>>83120595
lol wtf is this all about

Definitive Objective MDE Ranking:
Nick and Charls > Sam

>>83120653
He needs his goobas.

remember when sam fucked a tranny?

>in 2014 MDE was making fun of homeless people in california (california highlights)
>now Sam IS a homeless person
this is very odd

>>83120161
I've met him in real life. He's a nice guy. Being well adjusted to a sick society is no measure of a man's health.

>>83120904
I hate him for not realeasing his Marky sex tapes

>>83119689
where was this originally posted

Anyone know the video where he dances and destroys his apartment while an automated message is playing?

>>83120161
Nik is the only one who's standup is actually decent. He's consistently the funniest one in most of their skits.
>Prodigal Stunna

>>83117055
>SECOND PRINT SOLD OUT
>still living inside his car

>>83117736
>makes fun of fat people
>is fat

>>83121118
It's on the BUG SPORTS channel.

>>83117104
>>83117318
I wonder if Sam ever used to like tim and eric, because the styles are really similar.

>>83118796
I hope you realize the irony in trying to defend Sam with this statement

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>>83120595

>>83121273
Of course he did. We've all gone on this journey together.

>>83121028
Sounds disgusting honestly

>>83121273
course he did. their whole schtick was like t&e plus like pre-war german expressionism or whatever shit.

in all reality he probably had like a weird interaction with Tim or heard Tim didn't like their shit and went nuts obsessing over it and scapegoating Tim as the reason his show got cancelled.

Like look at it from abso lutely's point of view. These dudes roll up kind of ripping you off, then their internet dickhead army start harassing you because you have a political opinion different from them.

Sam is bit of a monster.

>>83120595
seriously whats up with this photo of sam hyde sucking a dick
wtf

Why does nobody talk about Charles? He's been releasing comfy stream after comfy stream and the occasional vlog on bombstrap.

>>83121443
t&e plus like pre-war german expressionism or whatever shit.

sam here

wtf you talking bout senpai up

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>>83121815
lol guess i was giving you too much credit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw

assumed this was partially inspired by cabinet of dr caligari style shit. guess that was my goof for thinking you where thinking about what you where doing :)

>>83121443
>>83121815
>>83122026
real sam here

what up wit all u homies talkin shit senpai

boi hehe

>>83115168
didn't he donate 5,000 dollars to stormfront ?
"ironically"

also someone posted here with a bunch info from AMA's and shit
Charl's and Ruse are both looking more into video production and editing and I know Ruse is working with John Maus on a music video.

Nick is a married man running an Antique shoppe and will make a great father.

>>83121191
why do you actually believe that?

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>>83122118
p i c s o r g t f o

>>83122158
Im not that guy, but even if he made 10,000 dollars off the first print (which even if he sold them all he probably didn't), he'd probably still be too broke to get an apartment

>>83122026
This was their best ending sketch.

>>83122192
but his Pateron is 2,000 a month.

so..even then
he filmed a tv show, was paid for it, sold his books and is now on it's second print.

I doubt he's anywhere close to well-off
but I think this whole "he's homeless" thing is a joke that appeals to people who enjoy seeing people fail.

all these people comparing their work to t&e clearly never seen kids in the hall

where the fuck is nick though?

>>83122192
How young are you that you don't know approximately how much rent is?

>>83122233
Checked. triple double

Yeah, Sam's not broke. I'm spitballing here but I'm guessing last year he probably made, let's say, 70-80 grand. Just a guess. 24k Patreon, let's say 40-50 grand for the tv show and another 5 to 10 thousand on the books.

>>83122250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuLVv56YGXQ&list=PL71mngoALTnk5ir8inPGdAjxKg9S07KV4&index=10

THIS, how could anyone think their shits edgy when this was made decades ago

>>83122250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=attffb8oSCI
Tim & Eric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-TtfMLGnok
Prime Hall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vixY8PvHieI
Early MDE

sure they probably crossed into some of the same territory but I'd still say MDE was closer to T&E.

>>83122276
i've got my own apartment but generally you've gotta prove you have a steady income

>>83122260
Pushing stolen copper for 2 bucks a pound out back of his antique store.

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>>83115059
Eric Hayden happened.

Nick is dead. Eric had him killed.

Charls and Andrew are basically letting Eric fuck their asses in exchange for Eric not having them killed off.

Sam is freaking out because he knows Eric is saving him for last. So long as the media doesn't overtly connect Eric and his company to Sam, Sam will live but Sam knows full well Eric "Manslave is actually Charls taking a piss out of his crazy ass rich as fuck psycho homo BFF" Hayden is not the type to let loose ends hang around.

Sooner or later, Eric will grow tire of raping Charls and Andre, and kill them. Then kill Sam and do so in graphic fashion on Facebook live and then fuck the corpse while wearing a MAGA hat and humming the darkness guitar riff from Metallica's "One"....

>>83122121
I fucking love Nick

>>83122443
SUPER BUSY.

>>83122443
Did you think this was funny or something?

>>83115168
When all he was doing was mocking Bernie and Hillary supporters it worked well, was funny and didn't reveal his power level. But no he had to go on twitter and start exposing his political views and get have World Peace canceled. I really wanted me some more WP.

>>83118719
>Industrial design, Fashion

>Art

you can only pick one anon

>>83122588
There are people in Hollywood who openly pal around with 3rd world dictators and nothing happens to them. I'm not pretending this is an ideal world but what happened to Hyde and MDE was bullshit.

>>83122121
he donated fucking $5000 to stormfront's legal bills and everyone saw. sams a fucking dunce

>>83123151
bad timing

>>83123151
3rd world dictators get a pass though because they are either communist or muslim, both of which are heavily pushed as being great in Hollywood. Sam knew exactly what the risks were that's why he was so smart and careful until he wasn't.

When is Sam going to grow up?

>>83122121
>>83123238
source? if he did he's fucking based

>>83124108
sure thing sam

>>83119912
Please tell that to Hollywood

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>It's a "Sam's mom begs him to stop but he keeps on relenting" episode

>>83124108
https://www.wesearchr.com/bounties/daily-stormer-vs-splc-legal-defense-fund

>>83124299
ayy fucking based
>>83124183
fuck off

>>83124108
Daily Stormer not Stormfront. He also kicked in 2,070 for the defense fund of the fellow alleged to have sent a flashing gif to an allegedly seizure prone left wing journalist.

>>83123238
He also donated this stuff months after the show was cancelled. His politics certainly did the show in but what did he have to lose at this point?

>>83124481
ahahahahha
based sam
and you're right, it was the daily stormer, I didn't even pay attention to the link lol

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>>83124481
you could say he's a true warrior for social justice

Sam i want to fight you

>>83120161
Wow, congratulations on your absolutely shit retarded opinions, faggot.

>>83120161
>comedy can think
wow

it sucks that any discussion about MDE breaks down like this and away from any of the actual content. hopefully if the officer Shmocaine 3 thing comes out soon that'll change..

sam so why'd you goof up your AS deal so hard?

why'd you lash out and burn every bridge and shit? Would you do it the same way if you had a second chance?

why aren't you just producing your own actual shit right now? Rent a dang warehouse and stop filling sorry for yourself.

also be less of an bug eyed self-important hack pls. all do respect.

>>83118210

I don't agree with his politics but I still like him. I started watching MDE years before trump's presidential bid

I'll ask the same I used to ask to those faggots bronies:
Link me to the best video that will get me hooked to this guy, all the vids I've seen so far are shitty and not funny.

>>83121667

Most likely because he's the weakest link of the three. Without Sam or Nick to back him up comedically he just comes off as creepy and repetitive. He is a less likeable version of the guy that plays Dennis in its always sunny.

>>83124276

Look up the definition of relenting idiot.

>>83125408
https://youtu.be/cS0jTbzd8Q8

If you don't like this then you are a lost cause.

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>If same hadn't called Joe Bernstein a blockhead World Peace would have a season two
feels bad man

>>83124777
just shut ur brain off bro

>>83126104
I didn't say smart comedy doesn't exist, I said that comedy can't think. Comedy doesn't think, people who make it think.

sam

was

it

you

that

was

spamming

heidecker's home address on here?

>>83126214
pretty dogshit way to understand writing and creative production in general tbphwyf. the bits speak for themselves. And talking about a work of creative art as "thinking" in reference to the underlying subtext isn't breaking new semantic or critical ground m8.

be less pedantic.

>>83126323
>triggered
I bet you think guns kill people too lol

>>83117811
Nice dubs, keep pushin on

>>83115059
>spend a decade cultivating MDE
>some numale liberal jew and his auschwitz wife steal your schtick and get 20 times the subscribers and views in a fraction of the time despite getting a TV show

I would just end my life right there

>>83115059
Anyone have charls's twitch channel?

>>83126378
are you only capable of non sequitor talking points brah?

and guns do kill people. hence why we have so many more murders where more regulated places have more assaults. the firearm's ability to efficiently and effortlessly cause catastrophic ballistic trauma is why white people ran the world for so long. They're projectile weapons. Their only intended purpose is inflicting extreme traumatic injury. Of course guns kill people are you fucking retarded?

>>83126643
Dang you're right. Guns are really dangerous and scary. Is there any way that civilians can defend themselves against gun-carrying criminals?

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>>83126643
Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
And no, there aren't a lot more murders in the US than in other countries. And Switzerland probably has even more guns per capita when you count the not privately owned but in hands of private citizens (they keep the service gun and have conscription) and yet they don't have a high murder rate.

>>83126472
h3h3? How did they steal MDE's schtick?

And how is 4 years of producing weekly content something to scoff at?

and why would they even be compared? one is a reaction goofs channel and the other is an sjw-right sketch show. Nothing is stopping MDE or any of them from producing content like h3. And it's not h3's fault that they built an audience without actively alienating everyone on one consistent platform while not taking their opportunity in the spotlight to blow it by acting like a raging meme faggot about muh game show president.

>>83120653
Sam played Hyde the salami with a tranny hooker

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>>83124777
>>83126214
>>83126378
>>83126722
gungrabber "logic" btfo
also godly trips, ckecked

>>83126695
>Dang you're right
word
>Guns are really dangerous
they are
>and scary.
what a pussy
> Is there any way that civilians can defend themselves against gun-carrying criminals?
yeah there's a ton of ways. cut the number of licensed gun dealers in the country down to like 1/5th the current rate, have a functional atf that can actually afford to audit the gun dealers, crack down on straw purchasing, get rid of internet peer-to-peer sales, get rid of gun shows, create a gun registration system that works, heavily restrict the insane flow of unwanted guns into the economy every year that fall of the books. Stop knowingly allowing americans to sell guns to mexico. magazine capacity limits, requiring additional licensing and permitting to get "assault" style weapons. etc.

The ruse is that the nra and the industrial complex they're lobbying for don't want industry facing regulation, so they frame the debate as individual liberties being restricted.

Walking around with a gun doesn't make you safer btw. It increases the likelihood of you dying by like 4x. Having a gun in your house makes your house more likely to be robbed. And the odds of ever having to defend yourself in a home invasion scenario are essentially non-existent.

Stop being a pussy.

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>>83126970
>Walking around with a gun doesn't make you safer btw. It increases the likelihood of you dying by like 4x.
it's not the gun retard, it's that people that need to carry need to do so because they're often more exposed to risk
but what do you know, you're a pampered trust fund kid who would gladly trade all his freedoms for a bit of security and end up getting neither
maybe you should relocate to the UK, cuck

>>83126970
>le gun show meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEihkjKNhN8

>>83126970
>Having a gun in your house makes your house more likely to be robbed
Wow the most retarded thing said in a MDE thread, congrats.
Correlation doesn't equal causation. What about owning a gun makes your house more likely to be broken into? Nothing, but people that live in places where robberies are more likely are more likely to own a gun.

also here's a gem
> cut the number of licensed gun dealers in the country down to like 1/5th the current rate
One of only a few ways to guarantee mass insurrection by gun owners besides directly taking their guns away

>>83126970
>, have a functional atf that can actually afford to audit the gun dealers, crack down on straw purchasing, get rid of internet peer-to-peer sales, get rid of gun shows, create a gun registration system that works, heavily restrict the insane flow of unwanted guns into the economy every year that fall of the books. Stop knowingly allowing americans to sell guns to mexico. magazine capacity limits, requiring additional licensing and permitting to get "assault" style weapons. etc.
yeah because the DEA did so well against drugs using the same strategy right?
I remember when I was a naive kid like you and supported disarmament.

>>83126722
nice meaningless chart. That certainly is one way to try and spin our gun murder rate being equivalent with the third world as not that bad.
>Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
People get in fights. Guns kill people.
>And no, there aren't a lot more murders in the US than in other countries.
Yeah there's a pretty noticeable difference. Not sure if you're aware but we're not supposed to be competing with thailand and uzbekistan for who has a lower murder rate. US is in the high 3s and 4s. Northern Europe is like .9,
>And Switzerland probably has even more guns per capita when you count the not privately owned but in hands of private citizens
Switzerland also has some of the most stringent and well-regulated gun registration systems in the world. Switzerland also requires all those gun owners to HAVE SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES.

In the US I legally bought 3 guns in one day 2 months after being released from a mental hospital lol.
>and yet they don't have a high murder rate.
almost like they have a functioning society or something. almost like they figured out that you lower crime by treating criminality as an illness. They don't have a former slave class that they kept in literal ghettos for a few hundred years or a prison industrial complex that thrives on repeat business or any of the other shit wacky problems that America never bothered addressing.

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>>83127262
>he doesn't know Northern Europe has plenty of guns available
STOP POSTING

>>83127262
>almost like they have a functioning society or something. almost like they figured out that you lower crime by treating criminality as an illness. They don't have a former slave class that they kept in literal ghettos for a few hundred years or a prison industrial complex that thrives on repeat business or any of the other shit wacky problems that America never bothered addressing.
so you admit that guns don't kill people? Great!

>>83127262
You know what Northern Europe doesn't have?
>protip: it isn't guns
niggers

>>83127050
>it's not the gun retard
statistically it is.
>it's that people that need to carry need to do so because they're often more exposed to risk
lol every time I see you histrionic open carry faggots you're going to chipotle or lowes or some shit.

Stop being a pussy.

>but what do you know
not a whole lot apparently
>you're a pampered trust fund kid who would gladly trade all his freedoms for a bit of security
cute strawman. I was pretty clear about the reality that the "gun problem" is overwhelmingly an industry facing solution.

Also you can be pro gun and understand that there's a gun industry plunderbund exploiting dipshits.
>maybe you should relocate to the UK, cuck
maybe. like my odds against an idiot in a truck versus a bullet traveling at the speed of sound.
and end up getting neither
>>83127075
le i haf a video so its all better meme.

>>83127111
>Wow the most retarded thing said in a MDE thread, congrats.
doubtful. Sam posts here frequently.
>Correlation doesn't equal causation.
yeah but it's causation.
>What about owning a gun makes your house more likely to be broken into?
GUNS ARE VALUABLE TO CRIMINALS.
>Nothing, but people that live in places where robberies are more likely are more likely to own a gun.
and the second they suspect you may have one in your house your house is a target.
>One of only a few ways to guarantee mass insurrection by gun owners besides directly taking their guns away
There are tens of thousands of licensed gun dealers m8. Almost all of them operate out of gun shows or a trunk.

You're just saying talking points. Read up a bit maybe.

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>>83127419
>statistically it is.
learn statistics
correlation≠causation, because statistics don't exist in a vacuum

>>83127419
>maybe. like my odds against an idiot in a truck versus a bullet traveling at the speed of sound.
that was in France
your ignorance is something out of this world

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>it's a gungrabber retard gets btfo episode
I like this show

>>83126970
You might as well have just said
>just pray the guns away lol!!

Criminals will have them no matter what the law is, you dumb fuck. There is no defense against a gun except for another gun. Obviously you had to dodge my question with a hundred words of horse shit because you know it's unanswerable. Just fuck off.

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>>83127519
>he doesn't know crime skyrocketed in brazil after they confiscated guns from the populace
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-32747175

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>>83127777
The digits have spoken. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

>>83127124
>yeah because the DEA did so well against drugs using the same strategy right?
drugs aren't guns.
>I remember when I was a naive kid like you and supported disarmament.
you're still a naive kid you've just been convinced that you're well informed by your handlers. I'm not advocating for disarmament, and you would have been able to suss that out if you had any critical reading skills. I'm advocating for standard contemporary and proven things that could actually be done that would lower the amount of gun related crimes, which was the question.

Sorry you're so sensitive tho.
>>83127217
yeah why shouldn't I be able to have a grenade launcher? Also "well regulated."
>>83127340
W E L L R E G U L A T E D

Literally every gun in sweden is accounted for. We don't even have any real idea how many guns are in the US other than that its more than people at this point.
>>83127362
>so you admit that guns don't kill people? Great!
you're bad at reading. Which is probably why you have such a mush minded understanding of complex issues. Guns kill people. It's what they're designed to do. Places that have more unregulated guns are going to have more homicides because there's no easier way to stop a brain than a fire arm. Don't be dense.
>>83127393
actually mostly just extreme poverty, lack of opportunity and labor exploitation. race is a meme for the tribalist niggers like yourself to feel special about.

>>83127883
Well regulated means well equipped in that context, learn something about the evolution of language. Also it says "arms", not guns. That we're not allowed to own warships is an infringement in itself.

>>83127607
>learn statistics
the US has an abnormally high murder rate when put next to comparable nations. It also has a lower relative assault rate. The difference between the US and the rest of the first world is pretty much the same amount as the number of gun homicides. Plus theres the thousands of accidental deaths and suicides on top of that.

And trying to make a correlation/causation argument is meaningless. The US has a higher murder rate specifically because of the amount of gun related murders. The US has a high suicide rate specifically because of the amount of guns. Guns are designed to kill people. And they do. Stop parrotting talking points.
>>83127724
whatever you gotta tell yourself m8. you tired of winning yet lel?
>>83127777
>You might as well have just said
you might as well have just said you didn't have an argument.
>Criminals will have them no matter what the law is,
maybe but restricting demand and legitimate access adds more cost and effort that has a noticeable effect on crime statistics.
>you dumb fuck.
lol you're sensitive.
>There is no defense against a gun except for another gun.
you don't HAVE to live in this delusional fantasy world where you're in the wild west m8. your gun is going to shoot paper targets a few times a year until empties out your brain cavity when you get angsty one day.
>Obviously you had to dodge my question with a hundred words of horse shit because you know it's unanswerable
lol so you understand it's a fallacy and then ask away any way. do you ever wonder if knowingly being intellectually dishonest is the best way to live?
>Just fuck off.
safe space reeeee

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>>83127883
>extreme poverty, lack of opportunity and labor exploitation
>said the burger

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>>83128053
>i would kill myself if I had a gun so other people shouldn't have access to them
I'll help you out m8, you don't need a gun. Just go to the hardware store and buy some rope. Make sure it's sturdy enough to not break under your weight.

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>>83127217
HOL UP

>>83117832
>builds his career off of ripping of T&E
>fails at it
>is now trying to rip off idubbbz
Truely a unique comedian. Who will this genious copy next?

>>83128053
>>83128121
oh and also don't use a chair, use a table
you don't want to die of asphyxiation, it would be a long and extremely painful death

>>83122026
uhhh. you don't know what you're talking about.

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>>83128182
had to look it up to know what it was lol
absolutely based
reminds me of pic related

>>83127848
lol good to keep our standards high I reckon. Brazil is still a shithole after it's inept corrupt government tried a thing a decade ago.

So you're basically saying that America's gun problem is at brazil levels? When do we move into the favelas?
>>83127933
>Well regulated means well equipped in that context
lol
>learn something about the evolution of language.
you first it's an amendment amount being able to form colonial militias because police forces hadn't been invented yet.
>Also it says "arms", not guns
RPGs are firearms. Also they where referring to "arms" as fucking muskets. If I can have an extended mag glock with hollow point bullets based on a few hundred years old understand of the word "arms," I should be able to have a fucking bazooka too.
>That we're not allowed to own warships is an infringement in itself.
A no because the right to have a navy was left to the federal government. Not the proto cops.
>>83128066
most black people are poor dude.
>>83128121
>i would kill myself if I had a gun so other people shouldn't have access to them
I have a bunch of guns. And I'm going to kill myself by extreme exposure and dehydration dum dum.

>>83128280
>So you're basically saying that America's gun problem is at brazil levels? When do we move into the favelas?
No, what I'm saying is that the Brazilian situation wasn't too bad until they decided to disarm the law abiding citizens.

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>>83128280
>you first it's an amendment amount being able to form colonial militias because police forces hadn't been invented yet.
wrong
>RPGs are firearms. If I can have an extended mag glock with hollow point bullets based on a few hundred years old understand of the word "arms," I should be able to have a fucking bazooka too.
Correct
>Also they where referring to "arms" as fucking muskets.
Wrong, it also encompassed stuff like the Girandoni rifle which was automatic. And literal warships. The point of the second amendment is to be an equalizer and prevent tyranny.
>A no because the right to have a navy was left to the federal government. Not the proto cops.
Wrong again. And they weren't "proto cops". Plus "well regulated" is about the militia. This was settled by the Supreme Court.

>>83125589
I hate Amy Pascal

>>83122260
Nick has an actual job and life. He doesn't live the YouTuber lifestyle.

>>83126643
>2017
>being a hoplophobic bigot

>one dollar extreme

>>83115059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q_lXkjF9gM

>>83128308
>No, what I'm saying is that the Brazilian situation wasn't too bad
loooool. it's been the murder capital for like decades. The number of murders actually dropped for about 5 years after the 2004 law passed. Almost like there was a global economic crisis in the late aughts or something that led to more poverty and more crime perhaps.
>The point of the second amendment is to be an equalizer and prevent tyranny.
The point of the second amendment was to establish an armed militia because they didn't have law and order yet. It's the corporatists trying to protect the way things are that have most of all the guns.
>Wrong again.
saying wrong isn't an argument.
>And they weren't "proto cops".
yeah huh.
>Plus "well regulated" is about the militia.
it's all about the militia.
>>83128453
got a bunch of guns I'm just less of a corporate shill for industrial complexes that are doing significant damage to the economy and society.

you want to stop the drug war in mexico? stop the hundreds of thousands of guns being sold from American dealers that end up crossing south. The ATF tried to stop it under Bush then Obama with Fast and Furious, but the NRA scandal baited that away to protect their industry.

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

>>83128634
>you want to stop the drug war in mexico? stop the hundreds of thousands of guns being sold from American dealers that end up crossing south. The ATF tried to stop it under Bush then Obama with Fast and Furious, but the NRA scandal baited that away to protect their industry.
lol that was like when the CIA was peddling crack

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>>83128668
WE ARE VICTIMS

WE ARE BEING PERSECUTED

THEY ARE THE ENEMY

YOUR PERSONAL SELF WORTH IS DEPENDENT ON YOUR SKIN

IMMIGRATION IS THE PROBLEM

GLOBALIZATION IS THE ENEMY

RUSSIA IS THE SOLUTION

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>>83128668
>it's a stormbro episode
>Go ask Alice starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

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>>83128707
yeah except for the CIA peddling crack it's thousands of unauditable gun dealers selling disappeared guns to mexican smugglers. Fast and Furious was an attempt to put trackers in a fraction of the guns they knew would end up in Mexico, but NRA beautifully spun it as OBAMA'S GOVERNMENT WAS SELLING GUNS TO MEXICO AND GOT A COP KILLED, instead of the reality that essentially every cop or person killed by a Mexican gun is being killed by an American gun.

But that's bad for business so instead they scandal baited and pivoted perfectly to blaming the gubment and distracting from the problem they're profiting greatly from.

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>>83128733
>it's a bleeding heart liberal episode
>his wife and daughter get raped by a gang of niggers who invaded the house at gunpoint and faced no resistance because nogunz

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>>83128844
>NRA beautifully spun it
sure thing libcuck

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I like Sam but he is too dangerous.
We can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes.

>>83128942
israel will die soon

>>83116240
wtf this is just Casey & his brother

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>>83128895
>it's a bleeding heart liberal episode
I think I'm a sociopath though. I don't have a "bleeding heart" it's just some of the stuff you'd actually have to do. I don't care about your autistic defense strategies conditioned into you by your handlers. I don't care about other people necessarily either. The economy would pretty unambiguously function better without an unregulated and flooded gun market.

The whole idea that you need "a good guy with a gun" in the rest of the world is generally absurd because nobody is worried that the "bad guys" might have fucking guns all the time.
>his wife and daughter get raped by a gang of niggers who invaded the house at gunpoint and faced no resistance because nogunz
Probably have more guns than you faggot. And fucking Bronson had guns and his entire family and friend circle got raped and murdered regardless.
>>83128918
I was working for the Republican Party at the time doing messaging strategy shit when that was going on. It was the disseminated talking point and narrative for how to pilot the Fast and Furious scandal away from all the guns we're selling to mexico to government incompetence and scandal.

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>>83128942

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>>83128968
Greater Israel will be born soon to rule over the former powers we collapsed.
Our final victory is nearly at hand and you will all kneel before us.

>>83115059
Apparently Sam has been working on a big project ever since World Peace, he said it's coming soon he'd better not disappoint, because if you'd just look at his twitter it would seem as if all he was fucking doing with his time is obsessing over politics and playing runes cape with his alt right butt-buddies

>>83126731
H3h3 kike got popular because of MDE ripoff. Got called out for it and renamed it an homage. The vape naysh vid (most popular one) is straight up character theft of sam hyde

>>83129304
goddamn is it just all you Sam or does the endless obsessive paranoia shit and bitterness he exudes just rub off on all his troglodytes?

What specifically of Sam's are they ripping off in Vape Naysh? and neither Sam nor fucking h3 where the first people to come up with a silly idiot stoner character nor where they the first to spoof the vape craze. Nor where either of them the first to just rip off T&E shit.

Plus half of h3's schtick is that they're fucking reacting to other youtube meme videos. Why would you be so triggered one way or the other?

very cancerous attitude and system of thinking yall niggers have. This a /pol/ or /r/the_donald thing?

Just with the constant drumbeat of victimization and persecution and fabricated antagonism.

Beef is bad for your brain.

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>>83129681
Why are you so quick to defend a kike who admitted he is an MDE ripoff when he decided to include "MDE inspired" in his "Life begins now vid" after getting called out? Are you his auschwitz gf?

>>83129681
t. Ethan

Felt good to see how assblasted he was on his own subrebbit after he got called out by Sam who Ethan once considered his idol. The guy must have been holding back tears trying to act like "its all cool bros, Sam's just being toxic etc". Fuckin kikes I tell ya.

>>83129681
>Beef is bad for your brain.
Wrong, low levels of cholesterol are correlated to violent crime. Your body makes you go crazy when you deprive it of meat. In the caveman days this would make you kill an animal which you would then eat.

>>83129706
>Why are you so quick to defend a kike who admitted he is an MDE ripoff when he decided to include "MDE inspired" in his "Life begins now vid" after getting called out?
I don't really give a shit never even heard of it. Looked it up its from 2013 with 387,000 views. are you seriously whining about youtubers ripping off each other's bits? That's what they fucking do. One does a smash or pass or whatever that goes viral than they all do something similar.

Its some fucking dude talking into his phone for 2 minutes. you really give a shit that he "ripped off" a sam hyde video back when he was making fuckaround videos for free? breddy weak brah

Don't you have like real shit in your life?
>>83129721
so much bitterness and angst and weird spite and fantasy. you think maybe his could have something to do with sammy's employment status?

this should be the lesson learned from using 4chan to try and become famous. All the fans are toxic edgy fans that actively alienate every fan base with which they would otherwise overlap.

Not the best strategy.

>>83129878
i meant manufacturing antagonists to blame for your problems and have a beef with is bad for your ability to process thoughts.

Not actual meat goddamn autism.

sam hyde is like 35 or something and still lives with his mum and has no career and could probably only get a job in a warehouse or stacking shelves.

what a loser.

>>83129883
>you think maybe his could have something to do with sammy's employment status?
not at all
his rating were great for his slot and he had a solid fanbase
but he cracked a few harmless jokes about the chosen and got associated with the alt-right so the studio had to can him
its really about cultural nepotism in the industry and excluding those who don't obey it

You did make some other points which have some legitimacy but still, I think you are stereotyping too much.

>>83129952
>35 or something
underage detected

>>83129883
Why exactly did you need to write an essay on how "edgy and toxic" 4chan is? It seems to me that you took the criticism towards kike boy a little too personally. Do you have any idea how much of a faggot Ethan is? The guy used to watch every MDE video back in the day and leave comments shilling his channel. You can even go back and see Sam's comments shitting on him after seeing how many times Ethan watched Sam's videos. Then that pudgy jew goes off and copies Sam's video word for word and when he gets called out and shat on he changes the description and says it was a "tribute". The angst toward that guy is well deserved. Its certainly telling how assmad he got when he was found out and backpedaled immediately, trying to play it off all cool like.

>>83129993
nope. funny how that's the only rebuttal you could come up with meaning all the other accusations in the post are true.

hahaha

>>83117736
>dubbing over commercials by saying swear words and FAT FAT FAT FAT LOL
We all done this when we were little but Sam want to be paid for it
GEE I WONDER WHY THEY DIDNT RENEW THE GENIUS THAT WAS MDE WP

>>83130120
well youre a little faggot regardless

hahaha

>>83129957
>his rating were great
no they weren't stop knowingly repeating lies you fucking cultist
progressive downward slide with people tuning in when they realized it was over.
>and he had a solid fanbase
MY POINT WAS JUST THAT YOU IDIOTS ARE HIS BIGGEST PROBLEM. You're not a solid fanbase. You're edgy bitter assholes on the dumpster of the internet that basically harass and hate and target everyone he comes in contact with. Who was the asshole posting Heidecker's personal info in an MDE thread? Why would you think that wouldn't fuck over MDE? Even if Heidecker lead the charge to cancel the show (he fucking didn't, that's not how it works and nobody liked the show and nobody liked the team), he would have been fucking justified. You asshole niggers where actively doxxing and harassing and fucking hacking everyone in Sam's life, while he's walking around going nuts thinking there was some conspiracy against him because of his political opinions (ironic considering the attacks on Heidecker for his).
>but he cracked a few harmless jokes about the chosen
the biggest sin was that all of his lookatmeI'mbeingedgy shit wasn't funny or clever. It's just some idiot acting like a different idiot.
>and got associated with the alt-right so the studio had to can him
actively, embarrassingly made himself associated with it.
>its really about cultural nepotism in the industry
No it's about basic networking like in any fucking industry you fucking do nothing. He had his foot in the door. All he had to do was make a good product and not act like a self-defeating belligerent piece of shit constantly.
>>83130009
tldr

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>>83126643
Shall not be infringed you goddamn serf.

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>>83130191
>tldr
>writes an essay ten times bigger than my previous post replying to another anon

This is a new level of assblasted

>>83120595
Doesn't even look like him

>>83126970
Good b8

>>83130191
>no they weren't
Yes they were.
And why are you yelling?
You seem pretty worked up over this.

>You're not a solid fanbase.
Says who?
Do you know all his fans, or are you just making blind assumptions? Sounds like the latter to me.
Also even if some autist doxxed Heidecker that is the action of an individual or a few individuals not an entire group. Not sure why Sam or the rest of his fans should take the blame for it.

>It's just some idiot acting like a different idiot.
That sound's like your personal opinion and nothing beyond that though of course even with Sam he had his hits and misses.
I also wouldn't ignore how shitty & cringe "alt-left" sjw humor is. So even if he was just the mirror image of that it would be better then the same old bullshit.

>No it's about basic networking like in any fucking industry
No, he was kicked out because of cultural nepotism which is rather sad.
You can disagree on that if you want, I won't be offended.

>>83130175
lol stay butthurt that Sam hyde is a loser , sam hyde's cock sucker

>>83130346
ok but that doesn't change anything about you and your life you retarded faggot

>>83118534
>sammy's attempt at building on his drifter genius persona by pretending he has any political ideals outside of muh white genocide

>>83129681
fuck off Ethan not only do you copy Sam Hyde, you copy Tim Heidecker, other youtubers and even Joe Rogan. There isn't a single original bone in your body you bastard kike GB2ISRAEL

>>83122712
>Fashion is STEM

You don't have to be a liberal artsfag to be retarded, buy you have to be retarded to be a liberal artsfag.

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>>83128205

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>>83115059
>Cuckservative """"""""""comedians"""""""""""""
Keep telling yourself you think this show is funny, /pol/fats.

>>83120595
imagine sam hyde's dick sucking noises
>ah-w-w-w-w-w!

>>83115059
Pandering to stormfags wasn't a good idea