Name an object you could find in your wife's drawers!
Pants. Gonna have to go with pants, Steve. Seems reasonable.
A big black dildo that I smell everynight once she's done using it
>>83113367
Pants aren't objects fuckhead. They're clothes.
>>83112793
I'm gonna go with cum, Steve.
HER HIDDEN STASH OF JUNK FOOD
But she's trying hard, Steve.
>>83113466
Cum isn't an object either
>>83113430
Clothes are objects.
>>83113502
A congealed mass of cum.
>>83112793
FART
>>83112793
1. the plastic from three individually wrapped lifesavers wintergreen mints
2. her "missing" debit card
3. A $400 Nordstrom receipt and a $6 McDonald's one
4. A broken rubber band
5. My balls