STAR WARS VANITY FAIR PICS

>>83101046

VCs

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Liberals.

>>83101096
All those cracked heels.

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>>83101389
and yet you could still couldn't get laid by these desperate whales

>>83101433
Why would you want to? I'd rather fuck a dog.

>>83101468

Even dogs would refuse.

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Reminder Rose is only there for Finn to have a love interest while Rey fucks off with Kylo.

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>>83101433
Heh, think again kid. My prowess is unmatched, like a white BBC.

>>83101046
>le smug asian midget face

>>83101572
What's the point of this pic? It's not pottery because the second one is edited

>>83101046
I don't get this stunt casting. You can tell how uncomfortable the main cast are around her. It's like when they have the kid with down syndrome be part of homecoming/prom events and the attractive popular people are forced to tolerate them.

Because she's supposed to be relatable. Star Wars is a female franchise now.

>>83101572
the leaks were true....

FUCKING FORCE TREE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>83101096
I have a doubt if all feminists go to a dinner, and there is no men with them, who pays the dinner????

>>83101433
Horny Landwhale detected

because itis made by subhuman Americuck with shit tier entertainment industry

OH HERRO PREAZ

>>83101096
lmao cumskin are pathetic

>>83101046
she looks like an asian amy schumer

>>83101046
That IS the point. These movies are made by white feminists. They are themselves very racist, they wouldn't let any asian or black girl compete with their almighty white girl lead.
Look what happenned to LUpita Nyongo, she's far more pretty than Daisy Ridley. They erased her face with CGI to replace her by a 2000 years old yellow lemon with butthole eyes.
Who in his right mind would cast a young beautiful black woman for Maz instead of an old asian lady?

This is just so short asian liberal girls who don't give a shit about Star Wars have someone to relate to anyway.

>>83103922
> beautiful
> black woman
nice delusuinal nigger

>>83103922
Apparently Lupita actually asked to be an alien, though Idk if that old rotten tangerine head alien was what she had in mind. Either way it's probably her being humble since she's black and thinks she doesn't deserve better and white feminists will say I'm whitesplaining here. So there's no way to win against white feminists. Unless maybe we stop paying for their movies.

>>83101046

lel I went to elementary/middle/high school with this chick in San Diego. She always hung out with asians and one of her friends had HUGE tits

we both were even in the same class as the guy who shot up the batman movie in aurora

>>83101096
Why are they all fat? Is this the result of becoming a liberal, or is it what makes them want to be a liberal?

>>83102046
>Landwhale detected
>on an imageboard for anime
Over 82% of the posters on this website are morbidly obese according to poles.

>>83104347
what have polaks anythiong to do about stats? You mean polls

>found the fattest Asian they could in Hollywood.

but why?

>>83104385
No, talking about the Slavs that run this site

>>83104935
Poles aren't Slavs though

>>83101046
I'd watch a frumpy chink if she had really hairy pits.

>>83101046
I like the fact that this person from collegehumor skits became a sort of main character on a franchise as big as Star Wars, however it's a person I didn't care for and I don't like the casting choice.

>>83104128
They are liberals because they want free health care because they can't even manage to take care of themselves. They are dragging everyone else down. The problem with socialism

>>83105126
We would send women in decadent capitalist weight to gulag of work

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>>83101046
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>83105126
>They are dragging everyone else down
>says the neet on a cambodian suicide site

>>83105126
Socialism and liberalism are very different things

>>83105352
>>83101046

>We need a main character chink in Star wars so those other chinks in China love the movie
Say no more, senpai, How about this one
>Well her head is fucking huge and she's fat... I guess... who'll be her love interest? The dashing rogue pilot?
Nah, we'll have her getting blacked by the Negro, if there's one thing Chinks love it's Asian girls, even ugly ones getting fucked by black guys

>>83101096

thicc

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mean while this subservient trash still works for the empire. If they want phasma to make any sense as a character she needs to be loyal to herself. She should quit the empire and become a bounty hunter. Then her doing anything to survive makes more sense, she's not loyal to the empire, just her own path. After she handed the victory to the resistance instead of dying and all.

>>83108883

>Remember Captain Phasma!!!
No?
>She was the Chrome Stormtrooper in the movie for less than 120 seconds... literally!
O-Oh?

>>83101046
>funny gook sidekick

It's Temple of Doom all over again. Won't see this racist POS

>>83101046
SHES A FUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

>cast a chink
>try to get the china audience

>pair her with a black guy
>lose the china audience

Why does Disney do these things

>>83108883
>Evil white villains

Not even subtle.

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Please, PLEASE tell me nobody here is actually going to pay to watch this abomination in theaters after the trainwreck that was TFA. Please tell me you guys have an ounce of self-respect for the originals.

>>83109082
Fuck you, I liked TFA.

>>83108883
She looks like shit in the picture as if the photographer told her to look like shit

>>83101046
Uh oh hotdog?

>>83101644
the second one isn't edited, its art that was officially approved by lucasfilm.

>>83109082
I gave Disney a second chance with Rogue One because I heard very good reviews from TFA haters. I'm done with Disney SW, I'll never pay for either the the trilogy or spin-offs. I'll grab the torrents when it's out

>>83101046
>I'm just here to appeal to the asian market aren"t I?

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>>83109119
kys

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>>83109485
No.

>>83109082
TFA was fine, and the faggots who hate it wouldn't have been happy with anything anyway.

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>>83101572
>Rose is only there for Finn to have a love interest while Rey fucks off with Kylo.

This has always been true but people don't want to accept it. JJ confirmed there was a central romance in the works that he wanted to "approach in a different way" back in 2013, BEFORE Finn was even a character. The only new characters that were planned at that point were Jedi Killer/Kylo and Kira/Rey. It's also when concept art like this was being made.

Rey/Kylo has been planned long before Finn, Poe, Rose or anyone else became a factor.

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>>83101046

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>>83109551
>TFA was fine

Objectively WRONG.

>>83109580
>Rey/Kylo has been planned long before Finn

No it wasn't. This is horse shit. Rey will never have a love interest because she's a strong independent female. If you think otherwise you are a deluded retard.

>>83104426
They already destroyed most of the credibility Flinn had by making him mostly a comic relief sidekick. Can't have the comic sidekick end up with someone who's actually cute. As for why he has to hook up with her in the first place, it's so people can't keep asking why he and Rey won't be a thing.

>>83109647
I was agreeing until you mentioned Daisy Ridley as cute. I don't find her cute at all, she's a tomboy a la Keira Kinghtley and she's bossy and unlikeable. Nothing cute here, unless you're wearing feminist goggles

>>83109119
Please leave

>>83109082

I will read reviews. If its a re-dressed ESB, im out. If Rian Johnson does something new and not a rehash I'll check it out. JJ is a hack, Rian Johnson is not.

>>83109919
>Force Tree

>>83109919
Have you seen the teaser? Rey is being trained just like Luke. Finn is recovering in bacta tank just like Luke or HAn Solo out of the carbonite. You even have AT-ATs in a white fucking planet

>>83109825
Hold your horses. The "cute" part was just relating to the scapegoat love interest and why she's not that. Concerning Ridley, I just said, that the pair-off to the female Jackie Chan impersonator is so they don't have to deal with people asking why he can't hook up with Rey.

>>83108933
>They actually expect her to be this trilogy's Boba Fett
>"Well Fett only had five lines so logically if when have someone in faceless armor who barely talks, the character will automatically be just as popular!"

How do we know there is any truth to the gay Force tree shit?

>>83110101
Well, Boba Fett took 3 movies to go down like a bitch. Phasma already got that covered in 1 movie. Not sure why they'd keep her around after the character assassination that was TFA. "Yay, hope you like our new badass female character that'll fold under the slightest pressure and leave thousands of her subordinates to a fiery death to save her own skin! Bet you can't was to buy her figures!"

>>83109637
it's not horseshit, look it up retard. JJ SAID there was a central romance planned BEFORE finn and rose even existed as characters. who the fuck else is there going to be a romance between?

and SW has ALWAYS had a romance, it's a western/fairy tale in space. you're a fucking retard if you think rey is going to end up alone at the end. the whole point of her arc is how lonely she/letting go of the past so she can move forward and find/make her own family.

ST will end with rey and kylo both finding the love and acceptance they've always wanted with each other, with things left open so that disney can make them have kids in the future if they want.

this has been planned for a long time. you'll see.

>>83101096

God, I'm so triggered right now.

>>83109919
Implying Rian has any control

>>83109637
you really think disney is just going to let the skywalker bloodline die out and miss out on all those potential future shekels? kek.

>>83110330

I don't think they have any damn clue what they're doing with their characters. Anyone loyal to the new order would not give out the codes to save their life. They'd die with honor. If she literally become the new boba fett, like a bounty hunter it breaks her character free and gives her a small arc. Making her tall silver stormtrooper lady that caves when she has a gun to her head is just plain fucking dumb. I'd still fug her though

>>83101046

Holy shit, she went a long fucking way from Collegehumor sketches.
Good for her,. I suppose

>>83101046
>I mean who wants to see frumpy fat women on the silver screen?
t.brainlet

disney has struck a marketing goldmine. give people what they don't want and make them feel guilty for not wanting it

Isn't that Ayaka from on cinema?

>>83101096
Those are big girls

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>>83101572
Surely Poe gets a love interest? I mean, no homo and all that, but just look at him.

>>83101046
>Whats the point of casting a chink in your movie if she isn't cute?
Diversity without intimidating white women.

>>83113096
No, Poe will offhand mention his boyfriend for progressive points. He's barely a character anyways.

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>>83113312
Hardly anyone is these days.

>>83113312
This
Just like that guy in Beauty and the beast

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>>83113127
>without intimidating post-menopausal women
Fixed

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>>83101096
"""alt-right"""

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>>83101096

>>83113903
The fat land whales are infinitely worse than a bunch of wierd looking fucks

>>83114163
Well, it's indeed larger than expected.

>>83104072
All my SD friends are freaking out right now. It's kind of entertaining.

>>83109647
>Can't have the comic sidekick end up with someone who's actually cute
Since when? What about Ron, or any TV show ensemble

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>>83113903
>>83101096
Left-of-center.

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>>83108883
Why is brown and grey the color pallet for the sequels?

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>>83114610
Do you like brown alien, brown alien, brown alien, or brown alien?

>>83101046
young beautiful asian woman or fat Jet Li, you decide

>>83101046
she's cute

>>83109119
JJ pls go...

>>83101046
they cast an ugly chink because she's the only woman who will be evil
>inb4 phasma
you never see her face aside from promotional shit

>>83101046
Average Chinese Girl for the average Chinese Audience. Welcome to China.

>>83109082
I hear you anon but I dig Luke Skywalker. If its bad - I'm too tired to get really angry - I'll laugh it off and it will just stay off my shelf of films.

>>83101096
buffet restaurants - killing this country a calorie at a time.

>>83115475
ugly chink girl for the omega white boy audience fixed

>>83101096
It's funny how everyone bows down to liberal crowds that look like this. Jesus fucking christ, what's wrong with everyone.

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>>83113903
You really want to play this game? Because you're at a pretty big disadvantage.

>>83109119
fag

>>83114163
kek

>>83108883
The dark side is fucking legit. no edgy.

>>83112353
>give people what they don't want and make them feel guilty for not wanting it
that strategy worked great for Fembusters

>>83113312
>First gay kiss in a Star Wars movie in Ep 9 and he will be black.
Surprise me Disney, because this is what I'm expecting.

>>83114610
Those are rebel colors

but now that I think of it, when the fuck did that happen? seems completely natural but in the OT it was white, orange, and some muted mattes.

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>>83113903
tfw I almost went to that local /pol meetup

>>83110355
Yeah, Rey and Finn (Sam or whatever) were going to be bickering love interests but then they changed it because Daisy and Boyega couldn't make it work.

You're fucking retarded if you think libs are going to pair Rey with a raging autistic white boy. She's a strong independent womyn who don't need no man.

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>>83101046
>I mean who wants to see frumpy fat women on the silver screen?

*raises paw*

I wonder how the Chinese audience will react. Do think our choice to cast a nong chink will baffle them?

>>83101096
Imagine the sound of all of them scarfing down huge piles of food at an all you can eat buffet

>>83118672
BRAAAAAP

>>83105351
He knows he secretly would unironically support this

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>>83110330
Hopefully Iden will get a good story in Bf2

>>83101693
Dam thats kind of a low blow even for 4chan.......

>>83119429
Is there evidence of this?

>>83110330
>down like a bitch
youve triggered my boba autism. he was up against luke and had him dead to rights, han got lucky and blindly hit his jetpack. pure luck saved luke.