Why don't you like me?

This fat bitch cries at everything.

>>83098893
Is that a bearded Han Solo I see there?

>>83098893
Who is that?

>>83098893
Because I'm not a faggy gen x whiner

>>83098893
Because everything he made after Dogma has been shit.

Also, he keeps trying to shove his daughter into everything he makes.

>>83099008
I'd like to shove myself into his daughter if you know what I mean.

what kind of person takes a photograph of themselves crying

fucking attention whore freak

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>>83098987
Silent Bob

>>83099008
rewatch Dogma

it's shit

I used to think it was hilarious and insightful when I was a teenager. watched it a year ago and I was cringing the whole time.

>>83099000
Trips confirm, Gen X is the shittiest gen, millennials rule.

>>83098893
Has weed ruined anyone more than fat Kev Smith?

>>83098893
>i like this tweet, it makes me feel happy and smart :^)

>>83099061
He was watching Arrival for the second time, I shit you not

>>83099061
What about someone who makes a video of them crying?
https://youtu.be/t_lGaBPbJLM

>>83098893
Because you loved the prequels and hated Lotr.

Every opinion since has invalid.

>>83098893
do you even like yourself? you stoner fat fuck, make a shockingly good movier for starts

>>83099117
Yeah. Dogma is easily the worst in the View Askewniverse.

>>83099829
I don't know man. Jersey Girl makes me want to put a drill to my forehead.

>>83100052
It isn't a part of that universe, tho.

>>83099008
But Yoga Hosers was PURE KINO

Did he post a picture of himself crying when Michael Parks died?

>>83098893
>83098893
stop making moves for yourself that no one else asked for then trying to force it down our throats

>>83099829
>>83100052
Chasing Amy is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

>>83098893
Don't worry Kevin, all you have to do is make your daughter kill herself and everyone will change their mind about you.

>>83100172
No but he did when Jim Jacks died.

I do like you, Kevin. I liked Red State and Tusk. Saving Yoga Hosers as a reward if I can ever not fap for a couple months. Probably will never happen since this place throws porn in my face constantly.

Because you bitched out and changed the ending to clerks when pressured.

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>>83098893
>Why don't you like me?

>pretends to be nerd
>pretends to be one of the "guys"
>pretends to be like one of the fellas wearing hockey jerseys
>pretends to be the authority on everything geek, nerd related
>pretends every geek/nerd Star Wars/ capeshit is great because he's a shill


Those are just a few reasons Kevin Smith, but I could list hundreds more if you'd like.

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>>83099049

Kevin, I really hope you are the OP.

You can't write dialogue for shit and you're a sloppy film maker. Littering your dialogue with vulgarities and very obvious innuendos is not smart, and 9 times out of 10, it's not how people outside of middle school actually talk. The dialogue in clerks 2 is incredibly cringeworthy.

You are pompous and arrogant, but you have no reason to be. You are shit.

I actually un-ironically love kevin smith. Fuck me

>>83100242
Watch Yoga Hosers.

>>83100449
I love pre-weed Kevin Smith. I hate comic book movie shill, yoga hosers, "dude I'm a shit director lol" Kevin Smith.

>>83100479
>lol I didn't make this movie for my audience, I made it for teenage girls
>Teenage girls don't watch your movie Mr. Smith
>lol but what if it they did

>>83098893
>Why don't you like me?
Like you? What law says I have to like you?

>>83099188
is he watching his daughter audition?

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>>83100759
Yes.
Her BLACKED.COM audition.

>>83098893
What? We like you so much the mods started deleting every Jack thread we made there were so many.

>>83098893
anyhting besides clerks is utter shit but an evening series is top comfy

>>83100375
Name 10 more. Hundreds? Really dude? 10. Now.

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>>83100862

She's got a nice tushy, I'll give her that.

Someone post the webm of him getting cucked live on stage

There's nothing worse than watching a fat man weep.

>>83098893
FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
All the fucking amazing celebrities and creators that have died, but this fat, whiny, talentless, embarrassing cunt is still shuffling his bloated ass around his planet crying over capeshit and then virtue signaling on Twitter about it. What a fucking tool.

>>83099117
This. Literally everything he's done is awful with the exception of Clerks, which is okay, and Clerks the Animated Series which is great, but I'll assume it was from the efforts of all the other industry professionals he worked with.

>>83099066
>grown man crying over star wars
is there anything more pathetic? why would you share this with others?

>>83102013
I like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Again

>>83098893
Because you've never made anything that's of worth and you wear the same clothes at like 50 as you did at 20. And didn't you call your daughter after a capeshit character too?

>>83101075
an evening with is legendary, it should be talked about more

>>83102021
A grown man crying over The Flash.

>>83100242
this. was forced to watch it a few years ago by college friends who thought it was a classic. it was total shit.

>>83098893
But I do.

>>83102013
Mallrats is great, you faggot.

Because you suck at writing dialogue

I would kill to watch his private video collection of his friends banging his wife.

You KNOW he's got one.

>>83101368
>his fans are real asshole shits
>you multiplied by 9

>>83102080
I think this was the moment I realized I hated him. I was over some friend's house and someone brought An Evening with Kevin Smith and proceeded to ruin the next three hours.

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>>83102196
How dare you...!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgYVgKNotVc

>>83098939
All that excess fat gave him an estrogen overload.

because clerks 3 is not out yet

>>83098893
you fucked up Mallrats, now I need to find a vhs copy so I can see it as it was.

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Fat filthy beast

>>83102196
I like Chasing Amy.
I mean, it's complete horse shit in almost every single way. But still very good. I really can't explain it.
And both Silent Bob's "chasing Amy" monologue, and Alyssa Jones going on about why friends having a threesome is a bad idea, are some of my favourite pieces of dialogue ever written (read "favourite", not "best")

>>83102395
Ok Kevin

>>83102341
what? what did he do to it?

>>83098893
Because he's a fatty and all fatties deserve death.

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>>83101404
dude.

>>83102341
>>83103317
This man. What did he change?

>>83103317
Changed the "what's a Nubian" line and gun scene to a 3 minute lecture from Jason Lee on cultural appropriation and then blocks the exit until all the whites apologize to the comic dude.

his only real accolade as a director is his ability to get a good performance out of people

i thought he would end up focusing on writing or co-writing, which i think is what he excels at the most

>>83103317
shitty trilogy joke i think

>>83103564
Wrong movie you asshat.

>>83103523
I know there is some version that has a really weird opening sequence and some extra scenes that makes 0 sense whatsoever. But I'm not really sure if that's what he's going on about.

>>83103564
lol, I'm so glad I completely dropped him and don't watch any of his shit anymore.

>>83103759
>>83103769
i don't know what to think

>>83103800
Anon, don't believe everything you read on the internet.

>>83098893
literally who?

>>83103855
Stop trying to defend this fat manchild.

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>>83103926

>>83098893
Sellout.

MUH POT IS FUNNY LOL STAR WARS REFERENCE and all that crap.
Fuck that idiotic culture.

>>83103807
then think about your own thoughts dumbass

>>83104158
>LOL I POSTED AN IMAGE MACRO FROM 10 YEARS AGO, I SURE SHOWED HIM! THE INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR ATHEIST WINS THE DEBATE AGAIN!
This isn't reddit, kid.

>>83104387
>This isn't reddit, kid.
Are you sure? Because you're really convincing me otherwise.

>>83104585
Maybe you should go back there for a couple of years to compare and be sure.

>>83104633
Well since you obviously have such deep and intimate knowledge regarding that site I'll just take your word for it.

>>83104341
Do you have the habit to replying to hypothetical questions, retard?

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lmfao he acts like an insecure fat 12 year old who obviously avoids her on purpose because she's hot as fuck. she has no problem with interacting with him because he's an ugly dork

wtf is that fat bitch crying about now?

>>83104730
I've never been there a single time in my entire life.My whole knowledge of the site comes from interacting with redditors here. You guys stick out like a sore thumb.

>>83099066
>Sounds like all we need now a incredible score by John Williams
Most forgetable scored Star Was ever made.

>>83104963
Not defending Kevin Smith at all, but she's just as phony. She looks to him thinking he'll acknowledge her, but when she realises he won't she pretends to be looking everywhere else.
She is incredibly awkward.

>>83105779
I've been of 4chan since it started kiddeliddo. In fact, me and moot were bff's in kindergarten and I was the person that gave him the idea to create the entire site way back when you were still sucking on you're mommas titties.

And my dad could totally beat up your dad!

>>83106520
Oh. So platinum record world superstar Christina Aguilera should've acknowledge jorts-wearing indie movie director kevin smith that looks like he smells of cheetos and pot huh

yeah she's at fault there

>>83105779

ITT: self hating redditors.

>>83105709
Ben didn't call him back.

>>83103514
my fucking dick. Nudes when?

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>>83098893
>>83099066
Why would any self-respecting man take a photo of himself weeping to post on social media?

>>83106646
Honestly I don't like either of them. Christina Aguilera's boobs look fake like much of her personality.
So many attractive women, but only a few I despise no matter how pretty, and Christina Aguilera is of that select few.
They might have actually made a perfect couple together.

>>83099066
confirmed or having fucking shit taste in movie
but that not a surprise
he IS the pleb incarnate and he love and assume it

>>83098893
Damn I cry like a bitch during anime but what the hell is wrong with him?

>>83098893
because you're a man child that never grew up. you never take anything seriously. you got lazy after Dogma, everything else you have made has been shit. you wear your hat backwards like a fucking idiot.

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>>83098893
It's okay bro !!! The bullies on the net are just some ..,

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>>83099188

>>83106865
Let alone the photos...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_lGaBPbJLM

>>83098893

We do like you, it's your terrible, worthless, shit-encrusted excuse for "movies" that everyone hates.

>>83098893
yoga hosers needed more yoga scenes involving depp's daughter, fuck you

>>83099049
no. could you please elaborate?

>>83098893
I do like you, Kevin. You say some perceptive and interesting stuff. But for god's sake, stop being such a fanboy. The Force Awakens is crap. No, that's not a subjective opinion. It is objectively crap. And I can't respect the intelligence of anyone who doesn't agree with that.

>>83106520
Based Kevin toasting that roasty

>>83100364
Whoa whoa whoa, why have I never heard this?

Although in fairness there's a good chance I just didn't commit it to memory back when I went through my 'Clerks' phase.