Jesus Christ this summer is fucking pathetic

Summer is fun. Guardians of the Galaxy is fun. Why can't you be fun?

>>83098799
>makeup team perfects Pratt's facial hair every day
>don't bother to shave off the neck beard

what the hell

It should be named after you

I have high hopes for the next planet of the apes movie... it might redeem the summer

It's spring though

>>83098799
Guardians was actually pretty good tho

hollywood financial crash when?

>>83098887
>sequel will redeem a summer of sequels and remakes

It's a crime that GOTG is 10% higher than GOTG2 on RT. The original is way overrated

it's not even summer

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>>83098799

>>83099791

Yes but the sequel is criminally overrated, it should have a low C score, tops
I'm so sick of movie franchises

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>(Currently)
(They) already know what the best movie of the summer (and year, decade, all time) will be.

This was decided long before Gallagadoot was announced as the lead.

>movie still didnt hit 1b
KEK

>>83099791
1 is superior because it has the opening element of being introduced to the galaxy and it's inhabitants through the eyes of a goof-ass manchild from the 80's. You forget about that on any kind of re-watch but it was there.
A sequel is almost always doomed to have some degree of "remember this thing from the first one, it's back" replacing that original 'discovery' phase

>>83099904
It *does* have a low C. The average review score is a 7.1/10; the tomatometer is at 81% positive

But the original GOTG has an avg score of 7.8 and a 91% positive tomatometer

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>>83098799
Don't worry, Kinolan will save it.

>>83098799
Ay si

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>>83099791
It's a crime that any superhero flicks (except for TDK trilogy and Sam Raimi's Spiderman which were legitimate kino) are even listed on RT/IMDB. Avengers, Suicide Squid, Man of Not-Superman, Guardians of the memery, Batman&Superman&Wonderwomyn VS AtheistLuthor- literally just jewish propaganda and toy commercials.

>>83098799
summer doesnt start for another month though

LOLE

>movie with strong white male character as lead and ethnics are either made up to be indistinguishable or out right alien is top of charts

/tv/ btfo

>>83098861
>thinking you actually know more about makeup and facial hair than professionals
don't be that guy, faggot

>>83099904
>Average Rating: 7.1/10

it does tho, ya fucking moron.

Wtf is even coming out this summer?

>Spiderman
>Transformers 5

Why did gog2 and f8 of the furious come out so early?

>>83100365
People like OP are from sweden where being white is a crime dude

>>83100544
Wonder Woman, PotC, one other big movie I'm currently forgetting.

>>83100397
>appeal to authority
oh come on, i can't be the only one who thinks that neck hair looks trash

>>83099991
This. Also in general, the movie had an overall better crafted feel to it. Just compare the opening scenes of both movies. Even the third act in GotG1 was better than le Pacman superman fight BS in Vol 2

>>83098915
>>83099828
>>83100354
Summer movie season starts in like mid-April now. Kind of ridiculous.

>>83100886
The opening scene is the only thing that GOTG1 does better.
And no, the third act in GOTG2 was far better than the third act in GOTG. Pac Man was better than "dance-off bro"

>>83100022
>Go to theater
>Dunkirk trailer plays
>People around asking what the fuck Dunkirk is
Really revved up my autism

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>>83101869
"Here's what'll really noodle your gourd. Will The Donald see the movie or will he tweet he doesn't see movies about losers?"

>>83098799
What's it like to be out of touch?

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>>83100495
Of course ot does how silly of me.