Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

>>83094935
did I like it?

why do we continue to live out our meaningless lives?

How awesome is it?

>>83094935
Was it worth stealing?

>>83094935
y tho?

>>83094935
Does anyone important die? Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth?

>>83094935
Does it tease the next one?

Answer something for fucks sake

In depth plot synopsis with spoilers pls

How they explained why so many characters are missing (like the pirate duo Pintel and Ragetti)?

>>83094935
Does it make any good use of Bardem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Wek1VIfjA

What is love?

Did I like it?

>>83095103
Barbossa dies like a hero at the end to return to the underworld with Bardem and the new girl is his daughter for POTTERY because the new kid is obviously Will's son

not OP but these leaks are confirmed

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Ghost pirates or pirate ghosts?

>>83094975
yes

>>83094986
to bring meaning to it

>>83095025
very

>>83095047
yes

>>83095089
because i could

>>83095103
no

>>83095126
yes

>>83095139
okay

>>83095164
no

>>83095171
no

>>83095185
love is an abstract noun which means for some it is a word unattached to anything real or sensible, that is all; for others, it is a means by which our being—our self and its world—are irrevocably affected once we are ‘touched by love’

>>83095234
no

Just one question:

Redpill me.

>>83095390
you have no loyalty to your race

>>83094935
Was this pile of Disney candy-poo leaked?

Why are they still making these movies?

>>83094935
How was Bardem on it?

>>83095271
OP here
Barbossa dies after doing a 360 backflip off an anchor to kill newly uncursed Bardem

Orlando Bloom is in the first and last scene of the movie, the plot from his kid's POV is breaking his daddy's curse

Also fucking ghost sharks

>>83095126
The after credits scene is some tease bullshit w Orlando and Kiera

>>83095578
Wasn't Elizabeth dead in this movie?

>>83095539
He sucks ass

what happened to those hackers who were ransoming disney for them to not release the movie early?

>>83095610
Nah she hasn't died in the series yet. She appears for 5 seconds at the end of this movie to reunite with less corally Orlando

>>83094935
Is "le quirky man" done or what?

>>83094935
That's a really generic poster.

>>83095434
Race is a construct, shitlord. You have loyalty to your culture and your ancestors.

>>83096189
Aren't culture and ancestry just human constructs as well?

>>83096189
>implying that just because something is a construct it isn't good
>our concept of morality is also a construct
>so is the action of utilizing it in action
>all goodness of mankind is founded on construct layered upon construct
>trying to convince me against its inherent goodness simply by claiming a state of the thing
>being this pozzed

Get fucked.

>>83096188
yes, unbelievably generic

Do we see a lot of Scodelario's crooked earmuffs?

>>83095390
>one question
>proceeds to issue command
learn your fucking sentence types you autist.

How is this coming out this week with absolutely zero marketing, both WW and baywatch are killing it

>>83094935
Tell me about Davy Jones, is it true he is coming back?

Paul McCartney and Keith Richards interact in this movie?

>>83096189
Rekt