I hurt myself today

>>83092920
Jesus

>turning against the Rock

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>they corrupted my waifu just to make a completely sub-par movie

reeeeeEEEEeeeeEEEE

>>83092942
why would you possibly be surprised that a shitty remake starring a guy from men's soap opera and a former disney giney tickle boy got shit reviews

>>83092920
I wish Zac Efron would make better choices, the guy can act and he's so damn charming

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>>83092920
>Dwyane Johnson will save the DCEU
do you think this'll be lower than CHiPS when all the reviews are in?

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>>83092960
Gross manface. Wheres my thick pale blondes?

So much for that presidential campaign

>Will still make money because the rock
really makes you think

>>83093010
>Gross manface
>Posts a woman with a legitimate manface

>>83092920
Oh sweet god
Efron my boy please!! right the sinking ship that is your life!
One more wrong move and you're Drake Bell.

>>83093030

This, Central Intelligence made bank why wouldn't this?

I'll still see it desu

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>>83093011
Seeing someone as dishonestly charismatic as the Rock fall into the politics rabbit hole would be kino, he'd end up killing himself

just

>>83092920 >>83093063 >>83092960
i think SJW are going behind baywatch getting Rotten score

>>83093136
he had a notorious reputation within the WWE for basically cutting people at the knee in live situations, but because he was so over he could get away with it..

That is not halved with this turd.

>>83092960
Why does he look so weird now?
Roids?

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>94% want to see

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>>83093187
of course. don't forget about the jews too! I'm sure the movie is actually great!

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>>83093187

>gotta be fit as fuck to be a lifeguard
>all the women are fit looking
>it's a fucking comedy
>these women display unrealistic body values!

You'd think the one chunky guy that is doing his best to make the cut would be enough but noooooooooo

watch this make loads of money.

>>83093221
I always thought he was turning into a weird mutant Chad with too many perfect angles to his face.

almost like Polygon Chad.

but yeah, very low bodyfat is what does it.

Now I'm curious as to what makes this film Adam Sandler/Epic Movie shit tier. The trailers made it seem in the same style as 21 Jump Street in it's self awareness and humor, and the cast seemed to have good chemistry.

Its still gonna make $250m

>>83092960
Thank you for that scene, ive been looking for it for ages

>>83093010
That woman's body is pure estrogen but she has a xenomorph face

>>83093187
>>83093267
>>83093272
>problematic
>sexist
>unrealistic
>ideals
>rude "jokes"

>>83093353

>Ive been looking for it for ages

The webm or the scene, because it's like the easiest thing to find on youtube.

I used to be excited for this but I recently realized that Daddario is so hot I can't watch her in anything because I become frustrated.

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>>83093416
I didn't want my YouTube search history to have "hot daddario boob scene" so I looked at some of the trailers and it wasn't there

Guys I don't want to defend the movie or anything but lately /tv/ has been sucking rt dick like theres no tomorrow. do people really give a fuck about critics in this day and age ?

>>83092960
That scene makes no sense. Her eyes are much better than her tits. No man wouldn't stare at her face.

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>>83093403
show me 1 review that complains about any of these

>>83093010
>Wheres my thick pale blondes?

sauce me bro.

>>83093351
We live in a time where you can view porn anywhere and there's still people who will pay $15 to go to a movie theater, watch this, and try not to pull a PeeWee.

>>83093445

>I didn't want my YouTube search history to have "hot daddario boob scene" so I looked at some of the trailers and it wasn't there

Are you serious? Why didn't you just search daddarrio zach efron scene?

>>83092920
I expect it to be very similar to San Andreas, in which I only watch for Daddario and get a 2/10 horribly edited flick

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>>83093444
Trips for... something

Did anyone expect this to be good or highly rated? It's a nostalgia remake/adaptation that is pretty much just in name only baywatch. Only a complete asshole would think anyone with a brain would like it.

>>83093482
El tippo of le fedora for you, friend

>>83093614

but the Rock!

>>83093009
>using a gif from Guardians of the Flop

Say hello to a slashed budget for Vol3

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poor Alex

>casting Baywatch
>spend the majority of your money on the two male leads
absolute stupidity

>>83093936
Imagine WW score at 31 may

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smells like The Rock is cooking up some shitflicks

>>83093347
I'd guess that the formula you've mentioned has run it's course and not as appealing as it once was. Even 22 Jump Street was pretty weak compared to the first. Didn't CHIPS come out and try and recreate the same nostalgic but self-aware angle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmgeiznfdLI

>>83093482
The guy isn't ready to give up his soul just yet.

It gonna make money on Rock and hot girls only. Who the hell care about cuckritics? Baywatch is kind of movie you invite girl to fuck her after.

>>83094043

>check Rock's filmography
>he was in Jem and the Holograms somewhere

what

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>>83094147
Remember guys, #notallmuslims
#diversityisourstrength

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>>83093482

You should never look a succubus directly in the eyes.

>>83094071
Yup it also got trashed by critics and bombed

>>83094147
I fucking hate the shit that twitter has done to the media

They've been endlessly shilling this movie everywhere for months.

What a disaster.

>>83094925
What does the cast of Dunston checks In look like now and have to say about the South Sudan civil war? Link in bio!

>>83092920
Did anybody actually expect this movie to be good though?

>>83095080
It's like people can't have a political opinion without being told what they should think by celebrities in 140 character text

>>83094009
80% $71M opening weekend screencap this

>>83095239
>it's me, character actor William Fichtner. I support the right for babies to be circumcised

>>83093936
>be Disney
>pirates cost 370 mill to make and has no hype
>gets a bad score
HURRRY DISNEYPAKIS!!!! GET THAT BAYWATCH SCORE LOWER!!!!!!!

Why are critics so pleb?

>>83092920
Will this hurt The Rock's campaign?

>>83093221
yeah his face widened during his cycle

>>83095423

Did you ever stop and think about how stupid your post makes you out to be? Next you'll accuse me of being a pajeet and a paki and you'll just snowball further and further into one giant ball of ironic stupidity.

>>83093512
>ever paying more than 5$ to see a film on the cinema

>>83095408
>William Fichtner
Should have just posted "It's me, That Guy".

>>83092920
all the money went to the Rock paycheck

>>83093688
>flop
nice meme Dcuck

>>83095504
>reeeeeeeeeee don't make fun of Disney

Honestly how are you not embarrassed by your post?

>>83095586
>massively underperformed
Okay not a flop. Just did embarrassingly bad. At least it made back its budget .

>>83093467
>do people really give a fuck about critics in this day and age ?

Yeah they save me from having to watch shitty movies

>>83094147
Top 10 CELEBRITY REACTIONS

>>83095408
>It's me, character actor William Fichtner. Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!

>>83092943
I guess you could say... the tide turns...

>>83093010
Jesus Christ she looks like an actual pig.

It was obvious from trailers desu.

fuck this is disappointing, I thought it would be like 21 jump street style and really funny

>>83094071
>>83094387
CHiPs was written, directed, and starring someone who loved Chips. That's gotta count for something.

>>83094156
he's literally the hardest working actor in hollywood whose surname isn't Roberts.
On top of all his films, he films a full season of Ballers each year too. There's a reason why he was the highest-paid actor last year

>>83092920
>tfw to smart too fall for media lies
Film looks fun and awesome, still gonna watch it. And I won't be alone. This film will just be another nail in the coffin of "professional" film reviewers.
>meanwhile Captain Avengers 13: Dark Infinity will get 86% unironically

>>83094925
the media was already in a sorry state long before twitter, but it certainly has had a hand in making it worse. of course, you can't blame the hammer when a retard hits his thumb with it

>>83092960
>>83093482
She does havs gorgeous eyes that will drain the soul out of yours.

>>83094284
I looked at the trap, Ray

>>83093221
Ye. One of the side effects of roid use is the over development of temporalis and masseter muscles that give a square face to some, but makes other look fucked up.

>>83093288
>almost like Polygon Chad.

Fucking spit out my drink.

>>83092920
>still makes 430 million dollar box office and a razzie for zack efron

>>83092920
Surprising no one, the rocks only saving grace the past 10 years is that he's in those fast and furious movies which are worse than capeshit

>>83098137
t. stone cold

>>83098326
Austin and The Rock are friends. Steve probably has a bit of jealousy but >>83098137 is probably HHH.

>>83093512
I've never understood the whole boobs in movies are the same as boobs in porn argument

>>83095787
> Over 720 million in a month
>Embarrassingly bad

Oh you DCucks never fail to make me laugh

>>83095316
WW is actually tracking to. $90 to $105 opening weekend after the positive reviews

>>83092920
The Pebble is washed up. Once he makes a DCEU flick, his career will hit rock bottom.

>>83099068
>Another 30 million because of some positive Twitter 'reviews'

Yeah no

>>83092920
Are half the negative reviews complaining about female objectification in the current year?

>>83094925
we have to know what celebrities think about the attack, we have to have them all put a transparent union jack over their profile picture to signal they are with Manchester even though they're not actually doing anything

>>83094156
Jem and the Holograms essentially stole a bunch of videos and credited everyone to make their movie sound bigger than it was
>take an interview with a random celebrity
>yeah i used to watch jem and the holograms all the time
>cut it down and work some editing magic
>yeah i used to date jem
>ask fans to make videos telling you why they love jem and the holograms
>take them all
>work some editing magic
>all of the videos are them talking about how great jem is
>throw it all into the movie

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>>83099238

Ah man, gotta watch Baywatch, The Rock's in it!

You know, he's in every fucking movie, now! Pretty exciting!