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People say it is funny
What are the best jokes?
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>>83091705
i hate this sort of shit. i've been denied service in black owned businesses because i'm white. i've lost money in my business because black clients won't work with me. racism isn't about the big picture, it's about the interaction between individuals and their personal biases and bigotry.
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>>83091705
>go to facebook to see if this is real
>it is
>it is also rightfully being shit on
lol
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>>83091705
> Dear white people is just satire you stupid /pol/ poster
> Dear white people is making fun of SJW but you are too triggered to realise
> DAE think alt right are as much triggered as SJW ?
> Dear white people was a really good /tv/


> Dear white people cast explain why black can't be racist
Nu-/tv/ Btfo once again
Hope that'll serve them right and they'll go back from wherever the fuck they came
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>>83091705
BUENAS NOCHES MEIN FUHRER
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Can we just accept that blacks are intellectually inferior and let them think whatever they want?
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>>83092182
/pol/ is also just satire.
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>>83091705
How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they make black people invent the light bulb, steal the invention, then enslave people for 400 years.
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>>83091705
This sounds like something a black perso would say when they're racist
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>>83092182
>I-It's just ironic h-ha...
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>>83091705
>What are the best jokes?
WE
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>>83091705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKgHvPVACE&feature=youtu.be&t=26
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>>83092238
Lewis Latimer did not invent the light bulb.
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>>83092029
this.
my blacked p0rn production doesn't find any black clients anymore either and my wife's son hates me because I'm white.
I'm glad a fellow cuck acknowledges the real problem.

black racism has to stop, and the only sensible solution for it is a white genocide/holocaust.
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>>83092350
Da'Vante Johnson did
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>>83092380
you're trying to hard, faggot
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>>83092499
you to, honeytits ;^)
don't you have a bull to prep?
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>>83091705
>White poepl who are half of our audience can't be the victims of racism.

Yeah if they keep this up they are going to get canceled in s2.
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>>83092684
White people who are half of their audience probably agree with them. That's the worst part.
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It's such a stupid ploy, "it dwells on real life problems", but if the "problems are ludicrous and offensive, than it's a joke, get a sense of humour!
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The show is not half bad honestly. Doesn't matter if the cast are idiots
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>>83092380
Embarrassing post.
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So this white boy walks into a bar and ask the bartender for the spiciest drink he's got, expecting a Bloody Mary. The bartender hands him a glass of water and asks him to keep clear of the dance floor.
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>>83092380
>i want to fit in: a tale from reddit
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>>83091705
What the fuck? I thought this was satire? Do they seriously believe this bullshit?
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A white man and a Jew are walking down the street when a young black child on his way to Harvard to get his second masters degree in quantum physics approaches. The white man says to the Jew "we gun git em.." and the Jew says "..an insurance plan that covers beatings?"
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>>83092182
The same thing happened on reddit too. Idiots trying to tell everyone who hated on it "you just didn't watch it, it makes fun of everyone. SJWs too!!"

And now this. Like fucking clockwork.
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>>83092937
You should go back there and stay
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>>83092902
>I thought this was satire?

Kek when will they learn
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What do you call a hundred whites on a deserted island?

A good start
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>>83092953
I'm actually just going there to shitpost. Or wait, maybe I'm from reddit just coming here to shitpost? Whatever it is, you'll see my comments around I'm sure of it. :^)
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Rapper, honorary doctorate degree holder, and future Nobel peace prize winner Jay-Z has started a program to provide lavish coffins and funerals for white men killed in muggings. A reporter on the scene at the gala event asked Dr. Z what he hopes to achieve with this bold new initiative to combat racism and Dr. Z replied "I only hope to end racism once and for all in about a week or so."
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>>83092238
I mean, maybe not the most honest way to do something but certainly the most efficient, no?
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Give a White man a hammer, and he will build a nation.
Give a gook a hammer, and he will make more hammers.
Give a spic a hammer, and he will open beer bottles and beat his wife with it.
Give a nigger a hammer, and he will kill and rape White people with it.
Give a Jew a hammer, and he will rent it to the nigger.
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>>83092966
The whites would probably colonize it and make it live able.
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>>83093118
That's why it's a good start
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>>83091705
So /pol/ was right again? Huh...
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>crucial points everyone should know about race
There's only 2:

1. Everyone who cares about race, whether positively or negatively, is a retard who lacks individualism and personal talent and attempts to compensate by playing race poker.

2. Most people who waste their lifespan and energy on matters of race are uneducated dumbfucks, or pseudo-intellectual dumbfucks, who have a tendency to also waste other people's time, and as such should be treated as a social equivalent to computer viruses and ransomware which wastes your time and money on an ideology and notion that is irrelevant in the big picture or the advancement of your private and family life.
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>>83093282
>Everyone who cares about race, whether positively or negatively, is a retard who lacks individualism and personal talent and attempts to compensate by playing race poker.
You know how I can tell you're white?
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>>83092182
It's the same kind of self-defeating irony as the edgy tweens spamming racist meme-droppings on /b/ and /pol/ nonstop. People rightly call that inflammatory racism. The biggest difference is that lower class blacks are a genuine pariah
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>>83093583
that's something a nigger would say so idk what youre on
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>>83092029
>i've been denied service in black owned businesses because i'm white

that sounds hilarious. what happened?
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>>83092029
Here in latin america some people do this to me. They call me "Criollo mierda".
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>>83092218
This. Why does everyone take them seriously?
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>>83094184
who takes /pol/ seriously? what are you goofballs even talking about?
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>>83093693
>lower class blacks are a genuine pariah
wtf are Hispanics?
niggers are so full of shit
they are basically white people now
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>>83091705
the joke is that people actually believe it's not sjw shit and the title is satire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0uv_VEfIv0
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>>83092684
Implying (((they))) care
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I've been stiffed by blacks, taken cheap shots from them, called spic and wetback, spit on, etc.
during the one (1) summer I worked for a car and limo service in the city.
Cant be racist my ass, there are more races out there than just whites and blacks, how fucking sad.
Even the jews tipped me more.
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Why haven't we (the entire western world) as a culture realised that we keep talking past each other on this topic?

One side says racism and by racism they mean this thing, and the other side says racism and they mean this other thing, and the two of them make statements about racism that are contradictory but really they're not necessarily disagreeing they're just talking about completely different things.

Surely at some stage one of the groups would stop using the word racism and start using another word because of the drama this "disagreement" keeps creating but this hasn't happened yet. Why??
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>>83094765
Realistically if someone's response to being called a racist is "Black people can't be racist" I would just say "Fine, you're just a bigot then", but really I only see that kind of stupid shit on the internet anyway
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>>83092238
WE
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>>83094765

Because racist is the scary word no one wants to be labeled with, and if you can leverage control over what it means in fine detail then you have a modern scarlet letter to deal with your enemies as you like.
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Why are Americans so fucking divided? And why is that cancer spreading to the rest of the western world?
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>>83095111
The thing I dislike is that even when a word changes to mean something over time, you usually don't say that an old definition is specifically wrong
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>>83095019
WUZ
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So if a black person calls a Korean a slanty eyed, subhuman hook, they aren't racist?
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>>83093282
I 100% believe the USA would be better off without any blacks. They have taken whole cities and turned them into slums.
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>>83095603
of course
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>>83093583
because he knows how to read?
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>>83091705
Being a black woman is the ultimate defense, right? You can not be criticized in any way.
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>>83095896
The only way to be further up on the stack is for them to be handicapped, a lesbian, and muslim.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_stack
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>>83095896
Being born Native in Canada is just as big of a crutch. They're basically our niggers.
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>>83095953
Why Muslim? I can't name a single group of people who gets more leeway for the fucked up shit they do. Can you imagine if Christianty was responsible for even one tenth Islam is?
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Is the show anything like the movie? Articles like this make it seem like it became a parody of itself or something, I don't know.
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>>83095896
As long as you aren't a light skinned black woman, because then you can be criticized for your privilege by darker women.
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>>83095398
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>>83095757
You see, that's not a racial issue. That's a black issue.
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>>83096241
I can't believe this is a thing. Its hilarious.
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>>83091705
>Blacks can't be racist
I actually agree. To a point.

I think that most blacks can't be consciously racist because they simply lack the mental capacity for it.
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>>83096292
Ask yourself why the Occupy movement failed so spectacularly.

Two words: Progressive Stack
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>>83096398
What happens when everyone is brown/black?
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>>83093114
Give a muslim a hammer, and he will kill everyone with it.
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>>83096498
The blacks remain black and the browns are treated as whites
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cumskins are pathetic
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>>83096498
Then you've got a mob looting the next liquor/ electronics store and not a group that is trying to do something through social pressure.
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>>83092218
it's about half n half desu
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>>83093114
subhuman Americuck detected
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>>83092029
I was supposed to deliver a lecture at a relatively large gaming convention and was bumped nine days before the event because one of the directors decided that the slate wasn't diverse enough. I was the last white person to be offered a slot and so I was bumped for a middle-eastern dude. Was pretty upset. Literally released from a gig because of my race. Apparently that's okay, though.
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I'm honestly baffled at how the left managed to sell this bullshit narrative. "Lets literally invalidate dictionary definitions to suit our own needs!" I simply cannot believe there's people who are so willfully ignorant of literal facts.

Racism is simply discrimination based on race, it has nothing to do with systematic power, there's a specific type of racism for that.
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>>83093282
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>>83096796
Not to mention if the left was actually smart they'd go along with the idea that race doesn't actually exist. Its just melanin. Trying to push racial tension further with shit like this is retarded.
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Their argument basically boils down to

>blacks experience constant systematic racism in the US that does not compare to anything white people experience
Okay, sure, that's true.
>therefore, black people cannot be racist, because they cannot inflict this institutional form of racism on people
No. What? No.

The core reason racism is wrong is you are judging someone on their physical nature instead of the content of their character. Having that inflicted on you constantly by society is much worse, sure, but if you're judging anyone based on their race, you're committing the same moral failing.

You can't just fix moral hypocrisy by changing around the definitions of words until it's not technically conflicting with itself. You gotta work with axioms. Have some actual fucking consistent morals or you lose anyone who doesn't just already want to agree with you.
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I don't see color :3
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>>83093693
>lower class blacks are a genuine pariah
>what are rednecks
Impoverished rural whites(especially Southern) are the only group in America that it's completely socially acceptable to vilify and ridicule without repercussion.
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>>83096796
It's the only way two wealthy and successful black people can claim that racism affects them.

Actual racism is pretty much dead so they have to reinvent the term in order to profit on it.
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>>83096796
It's to absolve their own racism.

Liberals condemn the actions of others they're guilty of themselves.
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>>83091705

>What are the best jokes?

Black people can't be rascist.
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Rascism is discrimination, prejudice or merely applying criteria that is based on the perception of race.

You may be a bigot and also be in a minority. Simply because there are more rascists against you by numbers doesn't mean you can't also be a rascist yourself.

Americans are self deluded, self righteous and poorly educated fools with an immense media output. No matter what colour.
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>some blactivists handwave away their hypocrisy

that's not politics
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>>83097154
You have the same problem, bruv
If anything it's worse especially considering how many Pakis you have
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most blacks I talk to don't agree with BLM. I think its mostly black college educated commies trying to racially divide the country for their political goals.
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>>83097306

See?

They see victory in assumptions.

Not a brit, anon. Your language is easy.
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>>83097363
I know alot of my ones that are sympathetic only because they hate cops
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>>83097154
>Education = intelligence
Now you're thinking like a progressive
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>>83091705
Anyone else absolutely TIRED of niggers talking about race? I cant take it seriously anymore. Whether its jokes, bullshit, or actual legit discussion Ive simply had enough.
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>>83094184
>>83094226
they're right that the media attacks white people all the time though
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>>83097504
I'm also tired of faggots like you getting offended and talking about it.
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Why are Ameritards are so obsessed with race? Fuck off
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>>83097551
>still clicked the thread
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>>83097534
oh white boy got his feelings hurt, so sorry honey
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>>83091705
>Black people cant be racists because black people are not in power.
>What was Obama.
>What are black leaders.
>What are black governors.

Its ok, just dont argue with them, just look at them as if they dont even exist.
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>>83097567
Why are non-Americans so obsessed with Americans being obsessed with race?
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>>83097420
lots of white people hate cops too. shit there was a dad and son that killed a cop.
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I'm pink, so it's not racist of me to say black "people" are subhuman.
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>>83097626

American media output.
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>>83091705
So if I go to Africa and start calling everyone a nigger, does that mean I'm not racist since niggers are in a "position of power" there
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>>83097567
Oh look, another hypothetical question post about Americans.
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>>83097633
Most cops are killed by "white" people.
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>>83097626
cuz Americuck are not even white
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>>83097715
and more white people are killed by cops than black people. WHITE LIVES MATTER! REMEMBER BILL COOPER!
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>>83097756
Only one of those is relevant depending on who is making the argument Tbh
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>>83097715
By numbers but not percentages, Shlomo.
Also - behold white people.
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>>83097800
Some more American WHITE people
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>>83092218
/pol/ is roughly 1/3 satire, 1/3 retard, and 1/3 genuine racist

they have some good memes, but the day-to-day thread quality is ass
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>>83091705

>"X race can't be racist"

I dunno that sounds pretty racist to me.
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>>83091705
Fuck whitey, the show
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>>83097567
It's almost like multi-racial societies lead to conflict. Enjoy your homogeneity while it lasts because you're next.
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>>83097795
which one and who has to make it?
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>>83097800
This is shopped, the real ones say "white hispanic." Notice I said "white" people you /pol/cuck.
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>>83097895
Yes because the mono Black societies are working out great.
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>>83097912
It should be obvious which one progressives/conservatives will make.
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>>83097937
You have to go back, Pablo.
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>>83097943
So? Just because they're not doing so hot we have to integrate them into our society? Fuck that
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>may 2017
>people still expect logic from this kind of people
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>>83097847
It's a moving the goalposts to excuse one's own bigotry argument.
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niggers have a whole genre of rap music dedicated to crack dens and they wonder why cops single them out lol
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Hang em high
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>>83097977

Maybe I was being a bit too sarcastic, but my point was, that it's not really a problem of homogeneity, but one of niggers being violent savages no matter where they are.
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>>83096715

they get a smug satisfaction out of seeing whites experience prejudice because they feel we deserve it
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>>83098039
>videogames are corrupting the children D:
White people have a whole music genre dedicated to misanthropy and Satan worship.
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>>83094564

>Have Hispanic gf
>She's in college, pre-med
>Joins club that helps minorities with their pre-med track
>Minorities should mean black, hispanic, asian, middle-eastern, etc.
>Quickly realizes what it really means to the administration is "black"
>Realizes this because administration flat out tells her "We want black people to run for offices in the club, not you"
>She runs for president of the club anyway, against some ghetto slut
>Works hard for the club while nig opponent just sleeps around and fucks up
>She thinks it's in the bag
>On the night of the election the nig shows up with a shitton of other nigs who aren't even in the club so they can vote
>Gf loses vote by like 2

It's anecdotal but it's a definitive experience in our lives. Horseshit.
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>>83096715
>I was supposed to deliver a lecture at a relatively large gaming convention
HA what a fucking loser you must be
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>Maybe we should just do what the Germans did.
>WHAAT?!
>I... I mean like modern Germans... teaching their kids about the past from an early age....
>OOOOHHHH!
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>>83091705
CG PUSSY
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>>83098138
that's presented as fictional and alternate reality.
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>>83097895
save yourself first
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>>83097431
Smart people generally don't under perform in school. Not all educated people are smart, but most smart people are educated.
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>>83098293
Only sith deal in absolutes.

School systems fuck lots of people over, including smart ones.
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>>83098327

>popular media reference in lieu of an argument
>trying to present the case against education

>I am anon's total lack of surprise

Did you get that one?
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>>83091705

The only conclusion this is going to reach is that white people are eventually not going to care about being racist anymore. The director who is saying this doesn't give a fuck about society as a whole, Just the collective that he is apart of that has a place in it. And you know what good on him. Everyone needs solidarity in their lives, and that includes white people. So, endless keks of he sees white people flocking to the alt-right and thinks his rhetoric had nothing to do with it.
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So if a black guy went up to an asian and did the stretchy eyes saying "Ching chong ding dong me rikey egg fried rice", that wouldn't be racist?
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>>83098138

It's also the only genre in music which hasn't hit the mainstream/commercialized.
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>>83099249

Umm...noo that's art, in the form of satire, born from the 400 yrs of oppression that have exalted and elevated a people to exist beyond prejuidice.
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>>83092182
I don't think anyone says this is satire
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>>83096862
>race is only skin
and bone lengths and bone density and ease of muscle mass accumulation and overall cranial volume, and likeliness for certain genetic disease and personality disorders etc etc etc.
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>>83097943

they're not as mono as you think. Even if niggers all look the same to you, there's dozens are tribes fighting each other non stop.
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>>83094765

Everybody knows what racism actually is is. The new definition is just to keep up the attack now that real racism is no longer an issue.
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>>83092473
Doesn't he play for the Patriots?
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>>83092380
Back to the reddit containment board
>>>/pol/
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>go to that Facebook post
>see this in the comment section
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>>83091705
>Why black people can't be racist?
Because subhuman mammalian species haven't the brain capacity for such thought processes as differentiating between races, let alone racial hatred or community. They are akin to lower primates in that they learn to "hate", but it isn't true hatred with a real rationalization behind it.
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>>83091705
i thought the part where the white dude imagining his gf getting back with her ex as a 70's style blaxploitation scene was pretty funny
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>>83091705
hahahahaha oh man I really need to move somewhere far away from this bullshit.
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>>83098138
never knew Hospin had white fans
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>>83091705
The're just jealous that we're Yakub's heirs
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>>83099820
>racism not prejudice based on race

what did he mean by this
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I feel like the definition of racism has been changed in an attempt to undermine any arguments about the hipocracy of marginalized groups.
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>>83100038
Hopsin, and the majority of his fans are white
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They say this shit cause they know it'll grab people's attention. They can't get attention by doing anything worthwhile cause they're useless, so they racebait.

The real story here is all you morons that know this yet still take the bait.

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
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>>83096498
Redbone, yellow bone, etc.

Blacks excel at dividing.
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so mant triggered mongrel Americuck lmao when they are not even white
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>>83103070
Shut up Muhackmed
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>>83100385
this. just like the definition of gender has been changed to normalize transgenderism.
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>>83096796
If you get enough people to go along with you you can pretty much do anything.
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>>83103123
shut the fuck off wanna be ''white'' cuck
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>>83096715
remember, only whites can discriminate
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>>83096101
Because Islam openly hates the West.
Leftists hate the West and Western culture with every fiber of their being, so supporting Islam lets them ruin the West
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>>83096498
globalist elite put them to work and live in luxury
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>>83096796
leftists have been in near absolute control of the media and the education establishment for decades
they've been able to essentially brainwash the vast majority of the population
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>>83099820

>Rosenberg
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