Daily Cannes thread

>>83087293
Pretty shitty festival, desu. Barely anything above 7.5.

>>83087737
what is a 9 for u?

Is Sofia Coppola going to wreck the competition?

>>83087757
I'm talking about critics' polls. It was much better last or two years ago.

2016
Toni Erdmann 8.22
La Mort De Louis XIV 8.19
ELLE 7.92

2015
Arabian Nights 8.35
Mad Max: Fury Road 8.00
Carol 7.94
Cemetery of Splendour 7.93
The Assassin 7.85
Treasure 7.64
My Golden Years 7.50

And now 2017:
Visages, Villages 7.59
Western 7.59

I don't count film with less than 40 reviews.

>>83087293
Add the LIVESTREAM links for future editions

English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J9cPI9u-eM
French
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vSnRbTTvIw

Lynne Ramsay and Sofia Coppola are gonna wreck it

girl power baby

Where the waifu's at?

Well shit, I didn't expect Haneke and Yorgos to get fucking panned. Now what else is there to give a shit about?

>>83088150
Yorgos is getting good reviews, it's the french who fucking hated it with passion

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_killing_of_a_sacred_deer

>>83087293
>tfw liberal progressive social democrat
>still would prefer more conservative films about current issues
This leftist circlejerk jerk is just boring. And Apichatpol has become really predictable. Hong made the same movie again and everyone praises him for this.

>>83088217
Well that's a relief, since I really loved The Lobster, and Dogtooth was alright too. Still annoyed about Haneke though, but I guess a third palme probably wasn't happening anyway desu

>>83088150
>>83088217
I'm just happy La Redoutable isn't the car crash everyone was expecting.
Godard seems like a great character for a comedy.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/happy-end-review-1006034
>Happy End is a sequel of Amour
what the actual fuck
Haneke Cinematic Universe confirmed

Unsurprisingly the first reviews for Radiance seem to be negative

>People in tears after the Kawase screening

She's getting the palme lads

>>83091358
That would be grat

>>83087985
yes

>>83087293
just tell me when can i see Blade of the immortal?

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Is Naomi Kawase a money laundering scheme?

>>83088150
Im surprised by this, reviews i read for both of them were positive.

bumping cannes

Which film is the current front runner for Palme d'Or?

>>83095508
Wonderstruck

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can you name everybody ?

>>83087737
because retarded critics

>>83095508
120 battements par minute
Wonderstruck (maybe)
Geu-Hu
Meyerowitz Jews

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>Women will never look at you like they look at Pedro

>>83095617
>non a single nigger

RACISM!!!!!! KILL ALL WHITES

>>83095687
Just become gay like him and you'll have all that attention, too

>>83095575
The Day After

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>>83095687
MY GOD
BERENICE BEJO AROUSES ME ALL THE TIME

>>83095617
Yorgos
Nicole Kidman
Hackneke
Almodovar
Will Deadshot Smith
Mads
Tilda Androgynous Swinton
REFN
Del Taco
Oliver Stone
Elle
Catherine Deneuve
Isabelle Huppert
Diane Kruger
Hans Landa
Benicio del Toro
Monica Bellucci
Salma Hayek
Sofia Coppola
Adrien Brody
Me in the grass

>>83088588
>American reviewers in charge of understanding a foreign film
First review I read claiming this. It's not.

>>83095693
So will smith isnt black anymore?

>>83097048
he hasn't been for a long time

>>83088242
I too am a progressive liberal and absutely disgusted by the liberal / Democrat response to Trump.

I always laughed at Republicans living in a bubble. Dems are acting like that now more than ever. I can barely watch shit like Colbert. I gave up on Daily Show.

Films need to not live in that bubble either.

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How are the yacht parties?

>>83095617
that fucking haircut on varda, lmao

>>83088588
Are there set in parallel universes each populated by an Anne/a and George?

>>83095617
Pedro looks like such a creeper in that shot

>>83095617
>no socks on Hanukkah
STOP WEARING WESTERN FOOT COVERINGS

>>83095617
How to get Tilda hair

>>83095617
lmao @ brad pitt

>>83088026
It's not over yet.

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>Elle in Alessandra Rich ready for today's photo call for Sofia Coppola's The Beguiled

>>83098222
totally hype for this

>>83095617
based Isabelle taking center stage.

>>83095617
Ken Loach is getting close to his F

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>>83095617

>>83095617
Fun fact : Malick is there too.
If you find him you're a kino master

wait orange is still around?

>>83100112
why are u talking about drumpf

>>83099972
That's a tree, not grass you fucking idiot

>>83095508
there isn't one. it's anybody's guess at this point.

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>the highest rated film of the festival is a fucking slideshow

it's ogre

venice won

>>83103520
venice is penis

When is that Polanski flick screening? Wanna read the reactions

>>83103520
Venice won at being in the shadow of Toronto.
Cannes won

>>83106840
I want Will Smith to get redpilled on cinema so he can be in a good movie for once

Is this going to be the worst Cannes in years? Even worse than last year?

Kino is fucking dying and all because of politics.

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god damn Trintignant is old

>>83107328
Loveless, Happy End, Good Time, You Were Never Really Here, The Killing of Sacred Deer, Based on a True Story, The Square all look great i dont really care what critics think, most of them are retarded anyways.

>>83107328
>tfw no refnkino this year