>This place is more guarded than Fort Knox!

>>83079419

Ever wonder if they put this line in every movie to convince everyone that Fort Knox is extremely well-guarded so that they can slack on actual security and save money? Use subliminal messaging to convince people breaking in is impossible and no one will try to begin with, so you can let the guard down without risking an intrusion.

>>83079556
Really made me think

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>that place has more leaks than [choose a third world country] navy

>>83079419
>Break in? Good luck. Security's tighter than my twelve year old's ass.

>>83079781
how did they get away with this?!
>inb4's nun's ass

>>83079419
>This guy's got a rap sheet longer than my dick.
>And, need I remind you, my dick is the second largest in the country.

>>83079881
>... And your OTHER dick.

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>In English Doc!

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>"so and so is such a cunt I can't believe what a cunty thing they di-"
>"shh""
>"no seriously I'm gonna kick their ass next time I see them"
>person B across from them is silent
>"they're right behind me, aren't they?"

>help YOU? I'd sooner help clean a rabid mongoose than--
>(covering other character's mouth) what he means is, we'd be glad to help.