Who was the worst?

>>83078730
Jerry's parents

Cosmo

>>83078730
Worst as in dumbest character Kramer. Worst as in legitimately awful person George.

Elaine

Elaine. She was just an obnoxious cunt who got away with everything because she had...well, a cunt.

>>83078730
George>Elaine>Kramer=Jerry

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>it's a bizzaro episode

How many times did Friends rip off Seinfeld?

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>>83079801
One of my faves didn't even make this list. Objectively not as hot as others, but I always had a thing for the PBS chick. She went on to play a MILF in a couple things like Nip/Tuck.

>le awful person meme XD
Name one awful thing any of them did wrong about from Jerry stealing the marble rye of the old lady.

>>83078730
the jewish cast member

>>83080045
George killed Susan

>>83079801
>have your own show
>use it to get into some top shelf 90s pussy

>>83079172
>I found a shitposting thread today Gene.
>Well what did you Kevin?
>I immediately reported it to the moderators for proper deletion.

Worst character was Jerry. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking idiot.

>>83080045
George faked a disability to get his own restroom

>>83080140
He didn't fake it, it was a misunderstanding he had to keep up with.

>>83080079
Only accidentally and indirectly.

Elaine, specially during earlier seasons

>>83080136
Kek

>>83080176
>he had to keep up with
A moral person would have explained the misunderstanding

>>83080009
yeah she's nice i forget that episode

>>83080045
Kramer put the balm on

>>83079516
The better question is, how many times did other shows rip off Friends?

>>83078730
Kramer, he couldn't even be the master of his domain for 2 minutes.

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>>83080131
He didn't need it. He was banging a teenager during the peak Seinfeld years.

>>83080356
>that episode of Married with Children where Al starts watching Friends after noticing Jennifer Aniston isn't wearing a bra

>>83080387
>jew
>acts like /ourguy/
I'm conflicted

>>83080045
Jerry and Elaine encouraging a married couple to split up and physically fighting George when he tried to reconcile them

>>83078730
Out of those 4? Elaine.
I was watching the Mulva episode the other day. George knows that Jerry forgot her name, so he tries to make her say it. If it were Elaine she would've gave her smug smile and ask Jerry to introduce her, knowing he couldn't.
George is selfish, doesn't give a damn about stepping over anyone to save himself, but he at least doesn't enjoy other people's suffering. He even feels bad if he thinks he caused it every now and then.

>>83078730
kramer is a piece of shit, jerry is a conceded piece of shit, elaine is an unemphatic piece of shit, and george was a back stabbing piece of shit

>>83080009
wasn't she George's gf?

>>83080045
Jerry drugged a woman so he and George could play with her toys. Not to mention George slipped his boss a mickey (or at least tried to, don't remember the episode enough).

>>83078730
Why does Elaine look better now then she did 20 years ago???

>>83080468
If they split up so easily, the marriage was doomed from the start.

>>83080542
>Not to mention George slipped his boss a mickey (or at least tried to, don't remember the episode enough).
He did and then was trying to get him to not drink the spiked drink after he was offered his job back but then his boss started belittling him in public at the bar so George told him to drink up

The Jewish one

>>83079075
This is the answer tb h fäm

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>>83080629
>guys did you see it, I made the joke that's already been made in this thread
>le jews looooooooooooooool

>>83078730
Elaine. Total cunt.
George. Murderer.

>>83079801
goddamn
that jew cum got pumped into all of them

>>83080387
>i don't think about the age issue, my friends don't
seinfeld is based

>>83078730
Goerge has an excuse for being a dick. He is short and ugly, probably been discriminated for this his entire life. Even his parents treat him llike a chump.

Jerry and Elaine are terrible human beings. They have better jobs and social lives than your average person, they are fairly attractive for their race and seem to have active sex lives. Still they are cynical as fuck and mock people that are less fortunate. No dignity.

Kramer is not really a bad guy. He's just fucking dumb, perhaps because of mental retardation or emotional trauma.

I don't understand how Kramer breaks so much shit and never has to pay for anything? He's a giant toddler.

>>83080973
such as?

>>83080973
Kavorka

>>83080998
Broke all those computers and just said, "I owe ya one"

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Hello, Jerry...

I counted these last time I watches all of it, although I did not have season 1 at the time.
Arrests: Jerry 2, George 4, Kramer 6, Elaine 1

Indirect kills: Jerry 1, George 2, Kramer 2, Elaine 1

>>83080973
Most of the shit he breaks is Jerry's and Jerry seems at peace with Kramer's autism.

>>83080045
George ate an eclair from the trash

>>83078730
Do you mean worst person? If so, George. tfw he's the one I related to most

>>83080387
damn she has big tits

>>83080998
>>83081093
He burned a cabin to the ground with those cigars

>>83081089
>Indirect kills: Jerry 1, George 2, Kramer 2, Elaine 1
Who besides Susan?

>>83080472
he has some weird honor among thieves moral code and would have a pointless life without Jerry in it

>>83081104
It wasn't touching anything but the plate it was on. There's nothing wrong with that.

>>83081153
>he's got a type....

>Jason Alexander: 'Seinfeld' Killed Off Susan Because Actress Was "F—ing Impossible" to Work With

>>83080576
that's like saying that shooting a person with cancer is ok.

good luck in court.

>>83078730
Elaine loved her creampies. She literally scoured new york, so she can continue to take loads.

>>83081265
Nevertheless in the same episode he shoved an old woman to the ground when the fire started

>>83081321
Good, I hated Susan and it would have sucked if they'd gotten married.

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Reminder that Puddy is objectively the best character and best person

>>83079801
All thanks to the JERRY-system

1. Joke about observations.
2. Endure her interests and opinions.
3. Rail pussy.
4. Retardedly obsess over a small flaw.
5. Yearn for new pussy and dump current girl.

>>83080387
holy fuck she is hot. i don't blame jewry seinfeld for banging that loli wew

>>83081265
It was in the trash. It came into contact with a lot of airborne trash particles when it was put in the trash. It was trash.

>>83078730
The people from the Andrea Doria.
Fuck those assholes.

>>83081427
>yfw that 5 step system got a skinny jew more pussy than you will ever get with your Bow-flex and self-confidence forums

>>83081428
>loli

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>>83081081
the one where newman kills jerry's family and wears their face as a face

>>83081428
>it's a 90''s born queer tries too hard to fit in episode

>>83081334
The chips were down and he feared for his life, you can't blame a man for what he does when the adrenaline hits, Jerry.

>>83081476
Do you think he could kickflip on a skateboard? Like once he got the women back to the apartment he would do skateboard tricks and they would hump?

>>83081513
>that feel when these shitty shoops creep you out more than anything else on this entire site

>>83081215
Jerry possibly kills Manya with the pony remark. George kills Susan and J. Peterman's mother when he shocks her by saying "Bosco". Kramer tells a guy to poor gatoraid on an old guy and he dies from pneumonia, also he shows a suicidal patient at the hospital where the elevator is before he jumps. Elaine ignores Russel and says she might respect him if he worked for green peace, he joins and dies on the ocean.

>>83078730
Worst character was Elaine by far. Her attempts to be cool and edgy never worked and it was just awkward watching her try and act like one of the guys.

>>83081720
Jerry killed Fulton with the pachyderm story and he also killed the furniture/desperado guy, indirectly.

>>83082063
Kramer also killed that woman with the big ball of oil

>>83078730
Kramer. He was by far the least funny.

>>83081537
What kind of a world do we live in where heros are cast as villains? Brave men, as cowards?

>>83082063
What about when Jerry is in the pharmacy and the guy thinks he works there and he recommends medicine that would kill him?

newman was literally /tv/

I was studying the Guggenheim in art history and I immediately thought of this scene:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CMvJ_fLoVkY

>that episode where Elaine thinks her boyfriend is black and he thinks she's hispanic and their disappointment over being "just a couple of white people"

>>83080045
Burning down Susan's house
Exposing Susan's dad as a fag
Kissing during Schindler's List
Parking in the handicap spot
Laughing at the fat guy who got mugged

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>>83082194
>wanna shop at the GAP?

>>83082063
Jerry didn't kill desperado, witchy woman killed desperado

>>83082207
>Exposing Susan's dad as a fag
What? I don't remember this..

>>83082092
This is the worst one by far. All the rest are pretty indirect, but that is straight up killing.

>>83082207
>Burning down Susan's house
Accident

>Exposing Susan's dad as a fag
Accident.

>Kissing during Schindler's List
It's okay because they're Jewish

>Parking in the handicap spot
Literally everyone has done this at some point in their lives

>Laughing at the fat guy who got mugged
Who cares?

>>83082043
You sound like a homosex

>>83082256
The letters from John Cleever.

>>83082304
*Cheever

>>83082304
*Cheever

>>83082304
It's Cheever you stupid fuck

>>83082304
*Cheever

>>83082304
*Cheever

>>83082304
His name was John Cheever

>>83082304
C H E E V E R
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>>83082328
>>83082335
>>83082388
>>83082389
>>83082396
>>83082481

>>83082304
Cheever*

>>83081427
This honestly fucking works try it lads

George is Reddit, Kramer is Facebook, Elaine is 4chan, Jerry is Youtube Comments

>>83082207
>Kissing during Schindler's List
who gives a fuck?

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>>83082635
George is 4chan incarnate you try hard crossposter. Elaine is Reddit, jerry is Facebook or something equally inoffensive, Kramer is ah fuck it these website analogies don't work except for cantstandya

>>83082635
how is elaine 4chan?.How is kramer facebook?

>>83082657
((()))

>>83082635
George is /r9k/, Kramer is Reddit, Elaine is Ebaumsworld, Jerry is Encyclopedia Dramatica

Those two gay nonwhite street thugs that steal Elaine's armoire is /b/

>>83082719
>Jerry is ED
I accept this analogy.

>>83082719
George gets too much pussy to be /r9k/.

>>83082685
Newman is 4chan

>>83082839
True but they usually leave him and call him ugly and a creep. He also mopes around all the time and everything he does fails nad makes things worse.

>>83082890
That's more a general 4chan thing than something exclusive to /r9k/.

>>83082820
WAS YOU TALKING YO ME OR WAS YOU TALKIN TO HIM CUZ CLEARLY YOU WAS TLAKING TO ONE OF HS SO WHO WAS IT WHO?

>>83082657
Newmann apparently did.

>>83080575
Her hairstyle was bad back then. Straight hair suits her much better.

Puddy is 4chan

>>83082931
he didn't care he just wanted to get jerry in trouble

>>83080998
cement in the washing machine in the laundry-mat

>>83081104
>George ate an eclair from the trash

That was disgusting but only affected himself. Double dipping the chip was much worse.

>>83082820
actually that's /pol/

>>83082635
Jerry was the most normal and (relatively) reasonable character, I can't really think of particular website that fits him desu

>>83083093
/pol/ is crazy Joe Davola

>>83083012
He looked extremely angry while they were doing it.

Elaine. If Elaine didn't exist the show would have been that much better. Not a single Elaine plot was every interesting or funny.

>>83083093
/pol/ is O'Brian.

>>83083199
Elaine is perfection you could literally not be more wrong without watching TBBT.

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>>83079801
>superman girl
>Ben stillers wife
>man hands
Jesus jerry got all the luck but even in seinfeld George had the hotter girlfriends. Pastrami girl, Susan, that

>>83083199
Elaine was a great character and a lot of great side characters wouldn't exist without her like Puddy and Peterman.
Although I'd still argue she's the worst out of the main four.

>>83083351
Youre as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job

>>83083199
Elaine gave us Based Puddy.

Also Dreyfus makes me hard.

>>83083517
Too bad Elaine in seinfeld was the opposite of sex appeal for the first 3-4 seasons.

>>83083539
>I only fuck prime 13 year-old supermodels
ok buddy

>>83082918
WHO DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR THE RIBBON

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>>83083046
The only thing wrong with eating an eclair on a clean paper plate in the trash is that someone else saw it. It's not all that different to accidentally knocking some of your food off your plate at a restaurant. You discard solely so no thinks less of you.

You're right about double dipping though.

>>83083182
jerrry was getting some and he wasn't

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>>83083093
>implying she's not /pol/

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>>83082931
Newman despised Jerry. He looked for any reason to validate his belief that Jerry was a terrible person which he was.

>>83083567
Obviously I'd fuck her if given the chance. But I'm not attracted to her. Don't pretend you liked that frizzy mexican hair and knee high socks. She looked like a preschool girl

>>83082657
you're not a member of the tribe, are you?

>>83082685
>reddit thinks reddit is 4chan

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>>83083779
>She looked like a preschool girl
>Don't pretend you liked that

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>>83083891
>George is Reddit
What the fuck am I reading?
George is neurotic, loser, bald, short, fat, glasses, lives with parents, fails at everything. He IS 4chan.
I'd post a shiggy but I'm on mobile so this'll have to do

>>83083996
>George is neurotic, loser, bald, short, fat, glasses, lives with parents, fails at everything. He IS 4chan.
nice projection

>>83083996
none of them are any of those websites, all you faggots are retarded

>>83083619
It's simply a bad first impression when you catch your daughter's new boyfriend eating from your trash. A reaction of shock and disgust is natural.

>>83084016
FUCK OFF CHAD

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>>83080387
those damn jewnetics
wew

>>83082304
*moops

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>>83082635
Larry David Era:
George is 4chan
Kramer is kickstarter
Elaine is r/berniesanders
Jerry is Encyclopedia Dramatica (>>83082719)

Post-Larry David Era
George is thearc.org
Elaine is craigslist/org
Jerry is /b/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WjIL2hk6V9M

>>83084227
good bobs

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Top 10 anime betrayals

>>83084227
Elaine sure aged well.

>>83079172
>if the main characters of Seinfeld weren't kikes but instead honest white folk

>>83084726
Is Jerry redpilled?

>>83084752
>look to the cookie Elaine!
He's cookiepilled

>>83079066
>>83080683

The only right answers

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>that one guy who made an entire episode script for Seinfeld that takes place during 9/11

still gives me hearty keks when I read it

>>83079801
How many stds do you think Jerry got?

>>83078885
most boring was jerry desu

>>83085047
too subtle for you anon?

>some people actually think any of the main characters are bad

not liking one as much as the others is fine, but none of them are bad characters

Jerry

The producers. Seinfeld is the most boring and unfunny show you all pretend to like because it's a meme

>>83078798
Retard detected.

>>83079066
This.

>>83085417
found the close-talker

>>83080916
Kramer is basically an overly goofy person.

>>83085417
it's ok that you don't get it anon, just move on.

>>83084999
He seems fine several years later so probably none.

>>83084999
he made them all get checked before being allowed on the show

>>83084227
>shoshanna lonstein

it's like they have a contest were they name their kid the jewest way possible

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>>83080542
>>83081104
>>83082207
One of the greatest shows.

>>83084999
He was obsessively fastidious about cleanliness.