Can anyone tell me why I have such a boner for Monica?

>>83075976
Because you find her sexually attractive.

>>83076125
But she's white, and a brunette.

>>83075976
She has great blowjob lips.

Because she has nice ass, tits and looks good.

>>83075976
Lack of strong maternal figure.

>>83075976
She's really pretty.

>>83075976
She reminds me of a thinner ana kasparian

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i have no idea

She's an angel sent from God.

>>83075976
She curiously looked at a big black cock in that Sex Drive movie

>>83075976
She is beautiful in a unique and distinct way.

>>83075976
I'm guessing because she's perfect and you want her to pull your pants down and fuck you in front of your parents

>>83075976
>not having wet dreams about Laurie

I took a picture of pregnant Laurie with my phone yesterday and looked at it at work today and got a decent chub going. I think I'm falling in love with her

jewish programming

she's pretty but looks like a real woman who you'd meet somewhere so it makes you think you have a shot with her

>>83075976
She was way hotter when she was younger in that weird Road Trip movie with the bagel man and Amish people

>>83077532
This. Pregnant Laurie is the best.

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>>83079591
Also her foot game is unsurprisingly advanced

because she's next to weird ass ugly men

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>>83075976
She has cute teeth. I'm glad she'd getting more work

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>>83075976
>attractive face
>healthy skin
>not a landwhale
Basically like 70% of females looks attarctive to men (Or at least "fuckable")

>>83079763
Damn that tummy game is strong for her age

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>>83080845
Her tummy needs a steady supply of gentle, loving kissies