What's the smartest thing Joe Rogan has ever said?

Probably the stuff about paying for a T1 line to play Quake back in the 90's.

Quake is good.

Whatever his jew overlords add to his shill script
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>>83075227

>I'm Joe Rogan. Welcome to Fear Factor.

>>83075227
>"I don't know."

>>83075706
Woah

>>83075227
>that quote
sounds like something a pothead would say after reading "the lord of the flies" for the first time

>>83075876
>butter

Just how much fucking butter? Jesus Christ, man..

>>83075876
nothing about that is healthy

>>83075911
>lol if u dont liek gays u ar gay XD!!!!!!

>>83075227
>What's the smartest thing Joe Rogan has ever said?

"I'm a huge faggot. Stop listening to me."

>>83076214
>what is a joke ? xDDD!!!!!!

>>83076334
>what is a joke

Something Joe Rogan fails to understand the structure of.

>"Haha I can't grow up so it must be that no one else grows up am I rite guise?"
>>83075706
I only want pot illegal because it upsets potheads

Seeing potheads sperg out and made insane claims like "marijuana cures cancer" and "it isn't even addictive" is fucking hilarious

>>83076334
It is a joke, so lets judge it as such. OK. It's not funny. There. Now when a joke isn't funny we do the Carlin/Hicks test to see if it's true and/or profound. Nope. It's fucking stupid. Joe Rogan is a fucking awful comedian. He's a glorified middle act who draws a crowd from other things he does, while considering himself a comedian first and foremost.

>>83076099
It's just meat and vegetables.

>>83075876
i love that people ALWAYS have to shoehorn in their fucking kids in shit.

>>83076437
But it is funny, and you people getting upset over it makes it even more funny, faget.

>>83076518
It absolutely is NOT funny and I'm nowhere near upset. I'm calmly stating facts. Deal with it.

>>83076420
>I only want pot illegal because it upsets potheads
>*illegal immigration rises*
Oops.

It's obvious Joe Rogan really wishes he was Bill Hicks

>>83076420
>I only want pot illegal because it upsets potheads

This. I just hate insufferable stoners.

>>83075876
Why does EVERYTHING he cooks have huge puddles of oil leaking off it? Looking at that makes my stomach turn.

>>83076636
what about a confortable middle ground where they can smoke, but lose their right to vote etc?

>>83076713
>this is a comfortable middle ground according to americans

>Joe Rogan's entire being condensed into 19 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>83076598
>illegal immigration rises due to pot being illegal
Nigga where is the correlation

>>83076760
It was a joke lay off the dope, it's rotting your idiot brain.

>>83076663
He needs it oiled up to force slide down his throat. Everything he makes is fucking horrible to actually eat.

>>83076420
>>83075706
hes right tho. marijuana isnt any more addictive than anything else

>>83076884
If you'd shown me that picture without a caption I'm not sure I would have guessed that was supposed to be eggs.

>>83076761
Holy fuck lel

>>83076884
reminder that healthy is a buzzword for idiots

>>83076761
lmao

>>83076804
Serious question, are you 13?

>>83075706
Damn.... Guys really think about this one.... if you just really think about it..... wow.....

>>83075876
>#healthyasfuck
It's even cringier when you realize he's like 50.

>>83076884
Is that a soup?

>>83076420
Pot being legal will be a whole new ball pack since big agriculture will crush all the existing smaller means of production. The weed market and quality will just collapse in a few years

>>83077051
i don't have a problem with that. fits his personality

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>>83076761

>>83077065
It wasn't supposed to be, but it fits the criteria.

>>83077051
>#healthyasfuck
>puddle of meat and grease

>>83075227
Could Joe Rogan and Jaden Smith hold an intelligible conversation? Would we understand it or just them?

>>83077082
Doesn't make it any less cringe worthy.

>>83077119
Only a /pol/ tard would be dumb enough to think badly describing food means it isn't healthy. Go back.

>>83077065
>>83077095

>so little liquid that it doesn't even cover the bottom of the plate
>soup
>fits the criteria to be soup

you fit the criteria for extreme stupidity

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>>83076761

>>83077347
Are all Joe Rogan nut huggers this autistic? I'm not even joking, either. You have to be mentally deficient to white knight this man.

>>83077347
Shouldn't you watching those eggs you're cooking, Joe?

Michael Malice on JRE tomorrow

are you prepared?

>>83077411
>>83077504
How deranged do you have to be to sperg out about a plate of food? You must be really morbidly obese to see a picture of eggs and start critiquing it.

>>83077582
How autistic are you that you can't tell when somebody's just making a joke?

how are eggs and jalapenos not healthy?

>>83076560
>seething

>>83076761

That's why the show is so funny anyways. He's fucking baked so he gets distracted really easily.

>>83077691
>drown them in grassfed butter
Healthy as fuck,bro

>>83077081
Lol, like how big breweries crushed craft beer right? And even so, why buy when you can grow if it were legal.

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>>83076761

My sides require Jamie to pull them up.

"Baseballs boring as shit" -JRE ep 685

>>83076999
You didn't answer his question

>>83077653
People get sensitive when you criticize someone they like, even if the criticism is constructive or it's just a lighthearted goof. Best to ignore kids like that and let them think about what they posted, and whether it was warranted or not.

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>>83080858
schaub is above callen, otherwise perfect.

>>83080858

missing harris, trussell and peterson