Now that the dust has settled..

I like to
party with my peeps,
Cruise 'n creep
Playin' three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest meister
Livin' life in Miami's Vice
Ma see, nobody messin' with the frog, see
Where's your Messiah now?
na na na na na na na na na na na na
Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting
I'm sexy but I'm hurting
Alright already
I'm ridicu-licu-lous, like a booger I stick to this
Take a wiff of this
One stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets Latin freak and you don't quit, and you don't stop
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the slickest of them all?
It's the schemingest keenest scam artist
God it's so hard to be modest!
Jack might be nimble but I'm a sex symbol
So slick I stole the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm Aladdin Houdini
Disappear in a flash with your cash
And I'm back like a genie
Hey Lucy, I'm home
Don't do that to me Lucy!
Freak to the east, freak to the west
Great booties and big chest
Then yes, ya'll it's like that
Why certainly, yuck yuck yuck
Get stupid get retarted
Cuz Pest will get the party started
Which way did he go, George?
Which way did he go?
Funkadocious, groovalicious, atrocious
What a maroon! What a maroon!
What a freak! What a sucker-butt!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make 'em, shake 'em, or bake 'em
So scientific, hate to be specific
E equals M C squared
Multiply, divide it, slide up inside it
Bend it, mix it
Damn, I'm terrific!

what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDle00tZJFE

for those of you who want some prime 90s kino

>>83069143
>those fucking 30 year old dudes skateboarding past at the start

Yo! Fuck you, and fuck this movie.

Anyone who brushes their teeth in the shower is a fucking subhuman degenerate and should be marked for extermination.

>>83069372
i like that THAT is your problem with this movie

>>83067248
It's a terrible movie, but I like it for some reason.

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>>83069551
>The Pest is a 1997 American post-avant-garde scatocosmic kinographic satirical comedy
>It is credited for the fall of Communism

watched the super mario movie and then this as a kid so its one of my favorite movies

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>>83069551
>>83069726
>It is credited for the fall of Communism
How?

>>83070149
you have to watch the movie 3 times to understand

>haven't seen this movie
is it worth a watch or will I hate myself

the only good comedy-arthouse film ever made

rpove me wrong

>>83070276
You'll probably hate yourself.

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>>83069551
>It is credited for the fall of Communism

>>83070194
>seen the movie more than 4 times
>didn't have that many VHS tapes with replay-ability
this sounds like an inside joke

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>>83070612
>rewinding VHS tapes isn't a thing

>>83070814

Not everybody could afford a VHS rewinder, you know.

>>83070953
>never hand rewound VHS tapes