https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6UJxqXhC18

I WILL SNATCH

EVERY

MOTHERFUCKER

PUNANI

>>83063171
Fighter
Artist
Philosopher

Is there anything Steven-sensei can't do?

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>>83063858
>ex CIA asset
>fluent in 12 languages
>IQ 185
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Russian citizenship
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana expert
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Russian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>has 1911 collection
>Better shooter than Jerry Miculek
>has the worlds largest katana collection
>Grew his hair back

>>83064438
>tfw the Seagull pill and the Bog pill are fighting it out in my gut

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>>83065188
Aikido always wins no matter how strong the opponent is

I discovered this like 5 years ago and I was blown away by how good it was. He's like Dave Matthews.

Fuck you /mu/ Dave Matthews is good

>>83064438
>honorary black belt in Shibari

lel

>>83063171
Who has the video of him oddly sliding through the shootout?

Pretty sure he was being pulled on a skateboard or rolling palette or something.

>Greatest Action Film Star of the 90s
>Black Belt in Karate and follows the Samurai Code
>Sheriff in Louisiana and Arizona
>Talented Musical
>One of the greatest lovers the world has ever known
>IQ of 180 and fluent in Six Languages

Is there anything this man CAN'T DO?

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>>83064438
>Mongolian heritage
kek

Also
>Got BTFO by elderly Gene LeBell

>>83065800
nothing but unfounded rumours spread by jealous nobodies. funny how nobody has any footage of seagal getting beat in a fight huh?

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>>83065920
Thats right. Every footage of Seagal is always him kicking other guys asses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=269tYaa-Fyg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUbB-kg6P4

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>>83064438
>Grew his hair back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc

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>>83065920
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/Gene-LeBell-talks-Steven-Seagal-s----ing-himself

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Why is Seagal obsessed with Eastern Europe so much?

>>83066543
They're the only ones who pretend to like him. His movies are just giant money laundering schemes and he's a propaganda tool for the people there.

Trust me, if Seagal lost his popularity Putin would just have him "disappear".

>>83065188
Bog Lumine Via and Seagul-do come together at the end. It does not matter which one you started as long as you finish it.

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>>83066626
Do you think Putin believes Seagal's stories about his work in CIA?