How do you stop him?

>>83058898
Kill Dany.

>>83058898
His legs look weird. And where is the rest of his body?

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>these dragons are dangerous I have to lock them up for two seasons
>okay they just broke out of their prison but they all listen to me now, it's fine
I hate this show

>>83058898
With another dragon.

ice dragon, or you don't once you get to balerion size dragons are essentially unkillable

>>83059016
Did you not watch the last two seasons, champ?

>>83058898
Feed it a bomb

>>83059041
I really want the show to introduce the dragon horn and have someone straight up self-sacrifice to kill Drogon.

>>83059016
The book, with all the flaws weighing down it, handles this a lot better because when Dany's dragons break loss, they pretty much fly everyother. And it makes the "dragons = nuclear weapons xD" allegory so much more power, because it's meant to mimick nuclear profileration, and basically everyone being fucked since different sides now own nuclear weapons, ie dragons.

Rathalos from Monster Hunter? I can take him.

>>83059105
Possible, but i don't see drogon dying at all, maybe the other 2, just my opinion anyways.

thats a big dragon

>>83059113
everywhere*
Fuck

>>83059113
Who gets dragons in the books besides Danny?

>>83058898
You warg into one of the other dragons and kill it

>>83059113
>wahhhh the books have flaws
I hate this /lit/ meme that the books are poor. Next to Wheel of Time, it's probably up there in the top three best fantasy series of the last decade.

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A few of these. It apparantly needs to hover to burn things, even highly flammable shit like ships, so you wouldn't need many.

>>83059113

Other sides own dragons?

>>83059143
You fucked up more words than that

>>83059146
north korea

its a mess

>>83059146
There are hints at ice dragons.

>>83059174

>wheel of time

got to book seven and my head felt like it was going to explode with boredom

>tugs braid

>>83059146
Three dragons for the three remaining targaryeans, Dany, Jon Snow, Tyrion

All three mother died at birth. It's like poetry. Also explains why tyrion didn't turn out normal like his siblings. And why the Lannister dad hated him

>>83059113
This never happens in the books

>>83059220
>wheel of time is boring
Well no wonder your opinions are shit.

>>83059195
im seriously laughing at the mental picture of NK finding dragons and the first thing they do is strap a nuke to it

>>83058898
This motherfucker got a beer belly, look at that

>>83059146
Dorne some say, and for the other ones, no one else knows since the fat-fuck hasn't delivered on his book for the last six years.
To white walkers is the meme theory that goes around I guess.

>>83059174
>implying the writing isn't appalling
>the more she drank, the more she shat, and the more she shat, the more she drank
An actual quote brought to you by GRRM.

>>83059194
Not a native in English heh.

>>83059181
We don't know yet but point is Dany actually lost control over them for real;

>>83059249
>what is Quentin freeing the dragons
Sure...

>>83059240
What...the fuck are you talking about

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>>83059240
>Tyrion is a Targ meme

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>>83058898
Sup

>>83059240
Targs have blonde hair.

>>83058898
Using an Alatreon bow with dragon atk+2. Ezpz.

>>83059240
Oh, and why the dragon in Dany basement didn't kill tyrion

>>83059143
Actually on rereading myself, I'm ashamed. That's what I ger for hurrying.

>>83059303
>implying the writing isn't appalling
It's not.
>the more she drank, the more she shat, and the more she shat, the more she drank
Oh wow, one line. I'm sure every single line in thousands upon thousands of pages is just as bad. What a stupid meme.

Fuck off, you pretentious faggot.

>>83059305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqVhKOxmJCw

>>83059269

... You're shitting me right? There are entire plotlines of filler.

>>83059348
Maybe not when they are mixed with non targ blood. Look at Jon snow

>>83059220
7 and 8 were utter shite.
9 and 10 were better
After Jordan died, the new guy moved the story along at a nice pace.

>>83059373
>world building is filler
Why are you even reading fantasy then?

>>83059336
That'd have taken care of the giant too. How the fuck do the various nobles get into each other's fuckheug castles when they apparantly have zero siege technology?

>>83058898
magic missile

>>83059370
>Fuck off, you pretentious faggot.
>knowing that there's better out there means I'm pretentious

Again, that wrote out that entire post from before should be enough to prove that I really appreciate GRRM for his themes, and how he deconstructs the genre, but I think that we're not lying to each other if we say prose has been done better.

Also, GRRM from a narrative standpoint doesn't really know how to end plotlines without bringing in more characters, and making things een more complicated.

>>83059383
Exactly. He is clearly not a targ as he has dark hair.

>>83059428
Probs because it hasn't been needed in so long people let the existing ones fall into disrepair and in general people stopped studying how to make them.

>>83059494
are you taking the piss?

>>83059472
>knowing that there's better out there means I'm pretentious
No, it's pretending something is shit because now it is popular, makes you pretentious.

>>83058898
>>83058898
Cut the CGI budget. Worked for the direwolves.

>>83059538
But the dragon cgi is actually really good now, finally. You can't get around it now with the dragons.

>>83059498
Aren't those monk dudes tasked with keeping a record of these things?

>>83059536
>No, it's pretending something is shit because now it is popular, makes you pretentious.
>ASoIaF
>popular
Mate...

And for that matter, I adore Stendhal, Proust, Sand, Doestovosky, and they're popular as hell, so I'm pretty sure I don't correlate it with how popular something is.

>>83059434
sudden death rune would be better.

>>83059580
>expecting press releases to be representative of the final product

oh anon

>>83059016
The entire Dany storyline is filled with hypocrisy and stupidity. I'd rather the show follow the travels of the cock merchant than focus on the cliche-fest that is Danaerys.

>>83058898
>How do you stop him?
Dragon license fee and ownership tax

>>83059535
No.

It is well established in the show how genetics work.

>>83059336

Essentially why GoT makes no sense, there needed to be a Roman allegory in their world before all medieval shit and this would have by and large taken care of all story inconsistencies.

Romans would have fucked those dragons up.

>>83059734
Valyria was a Rome allegory wasn't it?

>>83059240
Jamie is the other Targ

>>83059606
>ASOIAF isn't popular
Please tell me you are pretending to be retarded.

>>83059635
I did no such thing. I was talking about the last season.

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>>83058898
Introduce a new character in the final season that seems unlikely to win, but rallies the people to Make Westeros Great Again

>>83059709
There's been dark haired Targaryens.
House Baratheon was also founded by a Targaryen bastard with dark hair.

>>83059829
Hanging on the niche general that is /got/ must've probably warped your expectations of how many people have actually read the books.

It's still probably 1% of all show-watchers, so yes, minute.

>>83060022
Holy shit you sound stupid. Despite the books being NYTimes bestsellers since the fucking 90s, the show catapulted book sales all over the fucking planet. You have to be exceptionally obtuse to ignore how the global popularity of the show, increased vested interest in buying the books almost three times what they were selling before the show.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/natalierobehmed/2016/06/15/inside-george-r-r-martins-earnings-through-the-years/

The books continue to sell incredibly well. You need to be a dumb faggot to push this meme.

>>83059353
That didn't happen in the book. That scene was loosely based on a Quentyn Martell chapter.

Show Tyrion was mostly doing Barristan's storyline with a bit of Quentyn's. Book Tyrion is doing something with mercenaries at the moment, with Jorah and Penny.

>>83060022
http://nielsentopten.com/2014/04/18/adaptation-how-a-song-of-ice-and-fire-book-sales-move-with-game-of-thrones/

Book sales increase each season.

>>83060158
His point is that most show watchers don't read the book. Books are definitely less popular than TV. I think you can both be right. The books can be selling incredibly well with most people watching having never read the books. I only got around to reading the books last year and had been watching for a while

>>83060158
Leave him be, he thinks he is part of some secret club.

>>83060224
>His point is that most show watchers don't read the book
His point was only that ASOIAF was unpopular. Then he moved the goalposts to compare ratings with book sales.

>>83059845
I still say they should have sacrificed all the metal they could find into just making him one fuck retarded set of huge armor.

wouldn't even need a huge army at that point since the armor'd giant would just crush everything

God forbid if you found enough steel to make him a 30 ft longsword

>>83058898
They call it a dragon, but make it a wyvern.
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>83060322
Dragon is an umbrella term. Like dog.

>>83060158
>Despite the books being NYTimes bestsellers since the fucking 90s,
Considering how easy it is for books nowadays to soar to the best-seller category, with close to no one bothering with them, I don't think it being NYTimes best-seller says anything.

But look, if we adhere to your logic that I'm lashing out at the book to distance myself from the crowds of people that love it, wouldn't it be a smarter move for me to smugly defend the books as the "end all be all", to distance myself from the even bigger crowd that is now the show's audience. If I'm the contrarian you say I am, wouldn't I have the brains to go against 4 million people, or however many watch the show, and not go against the small X thousand that have read the books?

What I'm trying to say is a contrarian's stance would be parrot the books as something untoppable basically.

>>83060245
Maybe I underestimate how many people have gotten into ASoIaF, but trust me I don't give it criticism because it's popular. Also, the other anon is blowing my criticisms out of proportions, when I've already conceded that I love the story and themes, and get irked only at the prose from time to time.

Call the IRS.

>>83060394
read them*
Am a fuck-up.

>>83059766

I think he wanted it to be but I meant in pre-medieval period of the world, Valyria seems like it is just beginning of same period, even though there was a greater time difference than it's real world analog.

>>83060322

Bruh, they're not real things. There is no taxonomic classification for them. Whatever people say is a dragon is a fucking dragon because it's fucking make believe.

Please get help for your aspergers.

>>83060322
semantic shift

deal with it

>>83058898
Looks like fucking chicken

>>83060394
>it doesn't matter that it isna NYTimes bestseller
Oh, you are just grasping at straws with all of this nonsense now. Stop fucking posting.

>>83059041
I really wish the White Walkers have some kind of sorcery that would create/reawaken an Ice Dragon. Dany just swooping and killing them with her dragons seems way too predictable.

>>83060394
You sure do love moving the goalposts.

>>83060494
Not that anon, but I think he meant the taxonomy of the established universe.

>>83060746

This feels like dragon vs wyvern arguments that happened because of the LOTR prequels. Next it'll mutate into a cut vs uncut argument

>>83059174
>it's probably up there in the top three best fantasy series

"It's the least smelly turd" isn't much of a compliment

>>83059016
I agree. Its like taking a seasoned fighting pitbull and expecting him to be a lap doggo. If you don't give him some nigger kids to bite every once in awhile, he's gonna go batshit

>>83060810
Oh fuck off already.

>>83058898
JDAM

GoT was so much better when these dragons weren't around. Fantasy shit always has to ruin good things.

>>83060712
Yes, and so do you. You took my mild "the books are better and here's why, buuuuut some bad things too" to an "omg i hate the books LOL".

>>83062489
But that isn't what you said at all...

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>>83062091
>dragons ruin fantasy

back to your containment board please

>>83062521
How did I not though? Anon was demeaning the show for something retarded that happens in it, so I jumped in to say "yah that"s why the books are better", gave a brief overview of the themes the book have (so basically meaning I like them enough to read up on what people have thought about them), and then did a "despite all its flaws"-thing to show that I don't idolize them either. You asked me to clarify, and I pointed you to the prose which could be better, from where you started overanalyzing that I felt like I had to shit on them because they had gotten popular.

>>83058898
Is he a dragon, a wyvern or a drake?

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tfw no threatening pink letter in the show followed by a Julius ceasering
>Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.
Your false king's friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

>I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

>I want my bride back. I want the false king's queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want this wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard's heart and eat it.

>Ramsay Bolton, Trueborn Lord of Winterfell.

>>83059016
Can I save that gif

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>>83058898
dragons are neither biologically male or female only gender

drogon is a she

>>83062740
Your original point (as if you assumed we all forgot) was that ASOIAF wasn't popular. Then you moved to book sales, now you are on another tangent which is all just a deflection from how retarded your point was.

>>83062763
>stannisfags get all autistic about muh birthright.
>completely ignore over a thousand years of Targs that were dethtoned by a drunk faggot.
There is no worse subgroup in this fandom.

>>83062886
*dethroned

>>83062886
>>completely ignore over a thousand years of Targs that were dethtoned by a drunk faggot.
after murdering the warden of the north, the heir to the north, calling for the lord of storm's ends head, the new lord of winterfell's head and his autismo son cowardly running away thinking he was the teflon dragon

>>83062830
Well, yes I've been retarded but only because someone (admitting it wasn't you) ripped words out of my mouth that I didn't say (ie: that I hated ASoIaF all over) which pitted me in a position I didn't want to defend.

And I guess blame me for my anedoctal evidence being skewed, but I've never ever seen a person in my country read the books, so saying they were not that popular seemed to be what fit.

>>83058898
how is danny able to keep her 3 dragons fed? if they are that big and still growing their food stockpile will be completely finished in a day, so what is she going to feed her army with as well?

>>83062886
>this

they break every law of westeros usurping the true king and then cry they are the rightful rulers by all westeros law

ya, no

>>83059176
BUT MUH DRAGON ARMOR!

>>83062965
looks like lannisters are back on the menu boys

>>83058898
Javelin

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>>83063094

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Save an arrow for him.

>>83062941
>a thousand year long dynastic line doesn't count because they were meanie poo poo heads centuries ago.
Hi, Stannis.

>>83063201
Is that a dinner plate?

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>Make some HCN because not brainlet
>Poison sheep with a fuckload of it
>"M'lady I bring thy dragon thine offering" or some bullshit like that
>Dragon croaks
>"SAY MY NAME"

>>83058898
Poison.

>>83062800
No, I'm sorry. It's for personal use only.

>>83063368
based Walker White

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>>83063501

>>83063297
>A century ago
cant read can you?

>>83059174

>of the last decade

>>83063571
Can you? What's your problem?

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>Be Night's King
>Cut its throat open with ice sword
>Turn it into Ice Dragon
>Profit

>>83063588
Did I stutter?

Realm of the Elderlings shitting all over GRRM.

>>83059336
doesnt reliably penetrate dragon hide, dragons are fast moving targets, non-lethal hits do absolutely nothing to reduce the combat effectiveness of the dragon.

but yes, during the dance of dragons where the targaryens went nuclear on each the only successful human dragon kills were with similar weapons. iirc someone got a lucky shot with a scorpion into a dragons eye and it died instantly.

>>83058898
giant eagles

>>83063615
>Dude succession goes out the window because the current line rebelled for survival against the last one.

>>83058898
Just throw at him poisoned meat.

increase the number of polygons

>>83058898
That's a nice Wyvern

>>83062987
they won the throne by right of conquest. the baratheons are now the legitimate ruling line of westeros. that's how it works, if you kill everyone who disagrees with you until everyone agrees with you then you are the new law.

>>83059174
The only good books in the series came out in the 90s.

>>83063897
This is literally logic you can turn around on Stannis, you don't see the irony here do you? Only difference is that Targs ruled for far longer. By a massive margin.

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How do you stop HIM?

>>83063948
CRASH THIS RENDER

>>83063986
How is that trilby?

>>83064022
you dont seem to understand hereditary succession for a dynasty do you

>>83063973
No, the Bartaheons actually had blood ties with the Targaryen's through some fucking cuck way back to Aegon's conquest (He was Aegon's half-brother) that's why the throne went to Robert. Jon Arryn was the one who lead the rebellion.

>>83064030
Call Ancalagon the Black

>>83064067
Holy shit, you don't.
>rule Westeros for generations
>get deposed for being meanie poo poos
>now all of a sudden the line of succession matters for Stannis only
>didn't matter for the long enduring dynasty you went out of your way to nearly destroy
>somehow, through meme magic, surviving Targs are not rightful heirs
Kill yourself with how stupid you are being. It's the same shit.

>>83064078
that was just an excuse to make it look nice 'on paper' as it were. the other lords were less likely to disagree if they could establish some connection with previous dynasty. and yes, i know jon arryn and ned were the brains behind the rebellion.

>>83064067
Do you? Because even if the Baratheon line was legitmate (considering they deposed a king unlawfully), it goes to Stannis after Robert's sons, then after the Queen, then protectorate then Stannis.

westeros would've been better if Rhaegar won desu.

>>83064222
Obviously. But I'm saying that the main reason it didn't go to Jon or Ned who had arguably more power than the Baratheons was Robert's close connection to the Targaryens

>>83064078
While they are the original Targ bastard House, Bobby Baratheon's claim came from being the closest in succession through his grandmother, Rhaelle Targaryen.

>>83064276
Rhaegar was a melancholic cuck that spent too much time crying and not enough attention to what his father did. Not to mention he shouldn't have "kidnapped" Lyana like that.

>>83064178
ok keep pretending to not know the distinction between the fact that the baratheon dynasty became the defacto royal family for winning the war and using the excuse he has targ blood
>>83064243
and were robert's children legitamite? No. So the king's brother is the next in line.

>>83064328
>spent too much time crying and not enough attention to what his father did
Yes, just ignore the tourney at Harrenhall, goy.

>>83064289
ok but that wasn't really the point my original comment was addressing...my point is that regardless of the who or the reasons why the baratheons took the throne is that they are now the rightful rulers of westeros by right of conquest. the rebellion succeeded so the winners get to write the rules. stannis isn't wrong to claim he is the rightful ruler of westeros given what he knows about roberts children.

>>83063624
if the spoilers are accurate, thats what happens at the end of the season

>>83058898
the ice king will kill one, also Dorne has a secret anti dragon weapon

>>83059174
>Next to Wheel of Time
jesus fucking christ, your credibility is now completely invalid.
The WoT is one of the biggest pieces of turds in fantasy (probably in all of literature).
Only reasons i even finish the series was because I just wanted to see where it was going and because Sanderson picked it up after that hack died.

I would've rather just read the wikipedia entry.

>>83064414
>ok keep pretending to not know the distinction between the fact that the baratheon dynasty became the defacto royal family for winning the war and using the excuse he has targ blood
Right, succession only matters you say so. Thanks for playing.
>and were robert's children legitamite? No. So the king's brother is the next in line.
Outside of maybe 3 people who knew, nobody else really bought it. There was no proof.

So again, your argument boils down to "fuck the dynasty that ruled for generations, succession only matters when I say so".

>>83064777
I can't imagine being this much of an asspained pleb. Simply embarrassing.

>>83064975
Thanks man, i'm glad you agree

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>>83064777
>The WoT is one of the biggest pieces of turds in fantasy (probably in all of literature).
>I rather read the wikipedia entry

>>83065047
I am calling you a pleb, faggot.

>>83064455
Everyone else is merely pointing out to you what makes Stannis a hypocrite.

>>83058898
>skipped leg day

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>>83058898
Did this pleb filter air another season or something?

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>>83058898

>>83058898

That's a big wyvern.

>>83065291
For you.

>>83059498
Sieges happen all over the place, all the time. And Ballistae are definitely present in the universe, in large numbers.

>>83064030
Why is his eyes so small ?

>>83060478
And they had magic equivalent to some advanced tecnology

>>83065092
Thanks man!

>>83064030
Literally get Ancalagon on the line. The phonecall that save Westeros

>>83065058
Yeap. That's exactly what i wrote. Good job ctrl+c and ctrl+v

>>83059240
You're a retart

Jaime and Cersei are the targs, Tyron is just like his father in mind and in body it reflects how his father is on the inside, a monster, that's why Jon and Jaime and Cersei look like exact replicas of their non targ genes, cuz targ genes suck ass and only show up in incest relations, also why Jaime and Cersei have a thing for eachother, why Cersei gets wet by wildfire and is a freak

>>83059707
Can't believe it took that long.

>>83065752
Are you new?

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>>83064102
>>83065520

>>83058898
ballistas should handily do the trick desu

>>83067318
Do we ever get Ancalagon's measurements?

>>83067318
that one on the right is too big
smaug was huuge for a dragon and he looks like a lil b here

>>83067318
everything in this chart is oversized
From Smaug to Ancalagon

>>83059016
The Dany storyline (and really, pretty much anything in GoT past season 3) is a complete mess, but I feel like you missed a couple of steps there buddy

>>83059174
>Wheel of Time
WoT is fucking terrible

>>83059943

and then he ruins everything in the span of 4 months and is the laughing stock of the entire world?

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Like this

>>83059408
Just got done with Sandersons Stormlight Archives, surprisingly good.

>>83068377
>and then he ruins everything

Just because you think something is true doesn't make it so

Personally pretty happy with all levels of government now not filled with pussy liberals who thinks four months of a Trump presidency has "ruined everything"

>Another whole season of Emilia Clarke's shitty acting

I'm not sure I can take it.

>>83059174
>I hate this /lit/ meme that the books are poor.
>meme
>implying
GoT is shit no matter what form it's in.
the writing is atrocious, the world building is horrible, the fan base is obnoxious, the "so gritty and realistic just like the real dark ages" meme is both overdone and completely baseless in history, the plot is a bore and the "muh grey morality, muh nukes are bad" shit is so overdone.

also, the WoT is trash

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>>83069375
You know you want it

>>83058898
With the Kraken

You don't

>>83058898
This show is pure shit now.

>>83070859
books are so much better amirite?

>>83059240
>Also explains why tyrion didn't turn out normal like his siblings
There is nothing normal about Cersei either, she's a fucking psychopath

>>83070859
>this show is so terrible
>i'll continue to watch it so i can talk shit about it

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>>83058898
scorpions

>>83059734
>Essentially why GoT makes no sense, there needed to be a Roman allegory in their world before all medieval shit and this would have by and large taken care of all story inconsistencies.

It's a post-apocalyptic setting.

>>83073357
Shut up Preston

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